Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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I don't want to scare any good friends but on the other hand side im always making dirty jokes. They wouldn't even believe me if i said i was serious probably.
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Grr, noone online, let's try someone else.
[quote]
Me: hey
Me: i have a question
He: what
Me: when you gonna let me tap dat
He: wtf nigga u gay
[/quote]
Someone I could do it do just came online, but I don't think it'd be a good idea doing it to her.
try me
wat
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16390549]Yes but to some I am a weiner too.[/QUOTE]
Stop trying to be funny. It's not working.
How about we all just calm down and post our Tap Dat Ass conversations, eh?
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16390594]wat[/QUOTE]
that post was supposed to be a reply to tru but you ninja'd
[QUOTE=Flicker;16390595]Stop trying to be funny. It's not working.[/QUOTE]
I'm SERIOUS. There's a girl who says I'm a weiner.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16390628]I'm SERIOUS. There's a girl who says I'm a weiner.[/QUOTE]
and now there is a Facepunch user that says you are a weiner also, you weiner.
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-sissies.gif[/img]
I wonder who that can be
[img]http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:BnwB2TfYWcJovM:http://www.robfleming.net/images/Retard.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16390671]I wonder who that can be
[img]http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:BnwB2TfYWcJovM:http://www.robfleming.net/images/Retard.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
idk. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16390611]How about we all just calm down and post our Tap Dat Ass conversations, eh?[/QUOTE]
What this guy said.
Her: I want some dinner.
Me: Want me too tap that?
Her: Make me dinner?
Me: No...
Me: Dat ass.
Her: Oh fine :,3
Me: :D
Her: But at least cook me dinner first.
Me: Any time.
Goddammit facepunch.
She doesnt know im joking.....
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16390736]Her: I want some dinner.
Me: Want me too tap that?
Her: Make me dinner?
Me: No...
Me: Dat ass.
Her: Oh fine :,3
Me: :D[/QUOTE]
make her a nice serving of "Dikinherass"
Oh wow, this is turning out to be epic. Some of these, even if they're not true are still funny.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16390754]make her a nice serving of "Dikinherass"[/QUOTE]
Should i?
Whip her up a nice big [i]charge de sperme[/i]<--french
Me: yo
God: Can I help you?
Me: i have a question
God: Ask me anything.
Me: can i tap dat ass of yours
God: I want to become smarter than humans.
From iGod, I'm guessing?
same girl from my post on page 6
[quote]
me:
can i come over
her:
no
me:
why
her:
wat
me:
why cant i come over
her:
why do u wanna come over
me:
cuz i wanna tap that ass
her:
well done my mom jst read tht
me:
hahah
her:
she aint laughin[/quote]
is it cheating if im using msn instead of texting.
Me: So... can i tap that?
Her: Tap what?! Lol
Me: Dat ass
Her:Haha u wish.. U gotta work for this!
Me: Lol k
Me: Not being serious. Just to let a know.
Her: lol dw i know XP
[QUOTE=HairyArmpit;16390881]same girl from my post on page 6
is it cheating if im using msn instead of texting.[/QUOTE]
nah
Oh this thread is brilliant.
I know the perfect girl to do this to and because of recent events between us, this couldn't be more perfect :c00l:
Good events that is, nothing bad. She ain't gonna freak because A) she's got a sense of humour, B) it wouldn't be out of character of me, C) I told her a couple weeks ago that she owed me some "serious lovin'" for standing me up so many times recently.
Keep up the good work guys ;)
[QUOTE=Hamushka11;16390883]Me: So... can i tap that?
Her: Tap what?! Lol
Me: Dat ass
Her:Haha u wish.. U gotta work for this!
Me: Lol k[/QUOTE]
Ur so in.
[quote=aidinigan;16390913]ur so in.[/quote]
Your just jealous that i tapped your chick without cooking her dinner!
Heres one of my ex gf
Me: Hey
Her: what do you want?
Me: well, i just wanted to know something. . .
Her: what?
Me: can i tap dat ass?
Her: go fuck yourself
Me: just because you are my ex doesn't mean we still cant do it ;)
Her: actually it does, dumbass
Me: :(
She wasn't a friend anyways. . . bitch
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16390943]Heres one of my ex gf
Me: Hey
Her: what do you want?
Me: well, i just wanted to know something. . .
Her: what?
Me: can i tap dat ass?
Her: go fuck yourself
Me: just because you are my ex doesn't mean we still cant do it ;)
Her: actually it does, dumbass
Me: :(
She wasn't a friend anyways. . . bitch[/QUOTE]
I feel your pain brother.
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[QUOTE=Hamushka11;16390939]Your just jealous that i tapped your chick without cooking her dinner![/QUOTE]
lol she cooked it for us
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16390949]I feel your pain brother.
[editline]11:28AM[/editline]
lol she cooked it for us[/QUOTE]
:hfive:
ITT: Facepunch gets people laid.
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