• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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I don't want to scare any good friends but on the other hand side im always making dirty jokes. They wouldn't even believe me if i said i was serious probably. [editline]12:51PM[/editline] Grr, noone online, let's try someone else. [quote] Me: hey Me: i have a question He: what Me: when you gonna let me tap dat He: wtf nigga u gay [/quote]
Someone I could do it do just came online, but I don't think it'd be a good idea doing it to her.
try me
wat
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16390549]Yes but to some I am a weiner too.[/QUOTE] Stop trying to be funny. It's not working.
How about we all just calm down and post our Tap Dat Ass conversations, eh?
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16390594]wat[/QUOTE] that post was supposed to be a reply to tru but you ninja'd
[QUOTE=Flicker;16390595]Stop trying to be funny. It's not working.[/QUOTE] I'm SERIOUS. There's a girl who says I'm a weiner.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16390628]I'm SERIOUS. There's a girl who says I'm a weiner.[/QUOTE] and now there is a Facepunch user that says you are a weiner also, you weiner. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-sissies.gif[/img]
I wonder who that can be [img]http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:BnwB2TfYWcJovM:http://www.robfleming.net/images/Retard.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16390671]I wonder who that can be [img]http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:BnwB2TfYWcJovM:http://www.robfleming.net/images/Retard.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] idk. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16390611]How about we all just calm down and post our Tap Dat Ass conversations, eh?[/QUOTE] What this guy said.
Her: I want some dinner. Me: Want me too tap that? Her: Make me dinner? Me: No... Me: Dat ass. Her: Oh fine :,3 Me: :D Her: But at least cook me dinner first. Me: Any time. Goddammit facepunch. She doesnt know im joking.....
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16390736]Her: I want some dinner. Me: Want me too tap that? Her: Make me dinner? Me: No... Me: Dat ass. Her: Oh fine :,3 Me: :D[/QUOTE] make her a nice serving of "Dikinherass"
Oh wow, this is turning out to be epic. Some of these, even if they're not true are still funny.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16390754]make her a nice serving of "Dikinherass"[/QUOTE] Should i?
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16390777]Should i?[/QUOTE] yep [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-keke.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16390789]yep [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-keke.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Eh, converation changed.
Whip her up a nice big [i]charge de sperme[/i]<--french
Me: yo God: Can I help you? Me: i have a question God: Ask me anything. Me: can i tap dat ass of yours God: I want to become smarter than humans.
From iGod, I'm guessing?
same girl from my post on page 6 [quote] me: can i come over her: no me: why her: wat me: why cant i come over her: why do u wanna come over me: cuz i wanna tap that ass her: well done my mom jst read tht me: hahah her: she aint laughin[/quote] is it cheating if im using msn instead of texting.
Me: So... can i tap that? Her: Tap what?! Lol Me: Dat ass Her:Haha u wish.. U gotta work for this! Me: Lol k Me: Not being serious. Just to let a know. Her: lol dw i know XP
[QUOTE=HairyArmpit;16390881]same girl from my post on page 6 is it cheating if im using msn instead of texting.[/QUOTE] nah
Oh this thread is brilliant. I know the perfect girl to do this to and because of recent events between us, this couldn't be more perfect :c00l: Good events that is, nothing bad. She ain't gonna freak because A) she's got a sense of humour, B) it wouldn't be out of character of me, C) I told her a couple weeks ago that she owed me some "serious lovin'" for standing me up so many times recently. Keep up the good work guys ;)
[QUOTE=Hamushka11;16390883]Me: So... can i tap that? Her: Tap what?! Lol Me: Dat ass Her:Haha u wish.. U gotta work for this! Me: Lol k[/QUOTE] Ur so in.
[quote=aidinigan;16390913]ur so in.[/quote] Your just jealous that i tapped your chick without cooking her dinner!
Heres one of my ex gf Me: Hey Her: what do you want? Me: well, i just wanted to know something. . . Her: what? Me: can i tap dat ass? Her: go fuck yourself Me: just because you are my ex doesn't mean we still cant do it ;) Her: actually it does, dumbass Me: :( She wasn't a friend anyways. . . bitch
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16390943]Heres one of my ex gf Me: Hey Her: what do you want? Me: well, i just wanted to know something. . . Her: what? Me: can i tap dat ass? Her: go fuck yourself Me: just because you are my ex doesn't mean we still cant do it ;) Her: actually it does, dumbass Me: :( She wasn't a friend anyways. . . bitch[/QUOTE] I feel your pain brother. [editline]11:28AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Hamushka11;16390939]Your just jealous that i tapped your chick without cooking her dinner![/QUOTE] lol she cooked it for us
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16390949]I feel your pain brother. [editline]11:28AM[/editline] lol she cooked it for us[/QUOTE] :hfive: ITT: Facepunch gets people laid.
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