Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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She's talking to me now guys, btw. (Mine was on page 3.)
She said sorry and some other crap over the phone. TBH I wasn't even listening to her.. :v:
why are no girls online at night
[QUOTE=PrototypeXT3;16391003]She's talking to me now guys, btw. (Mine was on page 3.)
She said sorry and some other crap over the phone. TBH I wasn't even listening to her.. :v:[/QUOTE]
friggin finally!
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16390943]Heres one of my ex gf
Me: Hey
Her: what do you want?
Me: well, i just wanted to know something. . .
Her: what?
Me: can i tap dat ass?
Her: go fuck yourself
Me: just because you are my ex doesn't mean we still cant do it ;)
Her: actually it does, dumbass
Me: :(
She wasn't a friend anyways. . . bitch[/QUOTE]
Hey, that sounds like my ex! Don't worry, you were right about being able to do it even if you're exes.
It's called chloroform.
jk
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16391021]Hey, that sounds like my ex! Don't worry, you were right about being able to do it even if you're exes.
It's called chloroform.
jk[/QUOTE]
lol, she was a bitch to me even when we were going out.
Same here... :sigh:
[editline]11:40AM[/editline]
How long did it last? The relationship I mean.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16391031]Same here... :sigh:
[editline]11:40AM[/editline]
How long did it last? The relationship I mean.[/QUOTE]
2 months. I had to break up with her because she nagged me like hell. . .
Holy crap, man! I'm being serious here when I say that our relationship lasted 2 months as well! Well one day short of two months(going by the third or each mo.) but it's practically the same thing. She broke up with me due to her not having the same feelings for me anymore. What a bitch, right?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16391053]2 months. I had to break up with her because she nagged me like hell. . .[/QUOTE]
I hate N_ggers!
[editline]11:49AM[/editline]
N [b]A[/b] ggers, that is.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16391114]Holy crap, man! I'm being serious here when I say that our relationship lasted 2 months as well! Well one day short of two months(going by the third or each mo.) but it's practically the same thing. She broke up with me due to her not having the same feelings for me anymore. What a bitch, right?
I hate N[b]A[/b]ggers![/QUOTE]
yea and what?
Oh. . .
Me sier:
odfosdfkas\¨df
When can i tap that ?
CaMiLlA sier:
hæ? = What?
Me sier:
Tap dat ass
CaMiLlA sier:
hoho
Me sier:
:S
Sier is says :D
Lol me and the girl are talking like nothing happened, although its full of heavy sexual undertones.
[QUOTE=LittleGirl;16391153]Me sier:
odfosdfkas\¨df
When can i tap that ?
CaMiLlA sier:
hæ?
Me sier:
Tap dat ass
CaMiLlA sier:
hoho
Me sier:
:S[/QUOTE]
umm, sorry but i dont speak. . . whatever language that is.
[QUOTE=LittleGirl;16391153]Me sier:
odfosdfkas\¨df
When can i tap that ?
CaMiLlA sier:
hæ?
Me sier:
Tap dat ass
CaMiLlA sier:
hoho
Me sier:
:S[/QUOTE]
Wut?
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I just told her too eat her pussy.
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16391169]Wut?
[editline]11:53AM[/editline]
I just told her too eat her pussy.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-smug.gif[/img]
If she doesn't want it, can I have it?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16391190][img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-smug.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
she said he wouldnt be very happy. o told her he wouldnt be very anything....
Ok i edited it now :D
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16391201]If she doesn't want it, can I have it?[/QUOTE]
no, i have first dibbs
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16391210]no, i have first dibbs[/QUOTE]
oh snap
I am hungry for kitty though.
[QUOTE=LittleGirl;16391204]Ok i edited it now :D[/QUOTE]
i get it now! Thanks for translation.
What time is it there, -qwerty-? You've been on here for a while now lol
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16391234]What time is it there, -qwerty-? You've been on here for a while now lol[/QUOTE]
man, i cant sleep anymore. . . i've stayed up for 2 days now.
also, 7:00 am
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16391238]man, i cant sleep anymore. . . i've stayed up for 2 days now.
also, 7:00 am[/QUOTE]
YEAH? I've been pulling all nighters lately but I can't get past one day without taking a nap then knocking out for a few hours. Fuck. Even one hour.
It's 5 AM here. Where do you live? Central USA?
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16391248]YEAH? I've been pulling all nighters lately but I can't get past one day without taking a nap then knocking out for a few hours. Fuck. Even one hour.[/QUOTE]
its kinda hard to fall asleep when you've gone a bit crazy. . .
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More conversations, please.
12am here. i might be off soon, considering shayna went too bed.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16391248]It's 5 AM here. Where do you live? Central USA?[/QUOTE]
yeah
Now there's someone else online I could ask this, but she'd murder me to death if I asked her.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16391375]Now there's someone else online I could ask this, but she'd murder me to death if I asked her.[/QUOTE]
Take. The. Risk.
[quote=dcalde78;16391375]now there's someone else online i could ask this, but she'd murder me to death if i asked her.[/quote]
do it
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