Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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Would you rather live a boring life until you're sixty or get struck down in the prime of life by a psychotic prude?
I'm serious, she would murder me to death, and then murder me again.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16391414]I'm serious, she would murder me to death, and then murder me again.[/QUOTE]
You built up excitement, now go forth and ask.
Take one for the team!
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16391424]You built up excitement, now go forth and ask.[/QUOTE]
I'm gonna wait for a different person who won't murder me, should be on at some point today.
[quote=dcalde78;16391414]i'm serious, she would murder me to death, and then murder me again.[/quote]
take. The. Risk.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16391433]I'm gonna wait for a different person who won't murder me, should be on at some point today.[/QUOTE]
Oh man it's your mom, isn't it?
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16391458]Oh man it's your mom, isn't it?[/QUOTE]
ewwww no
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16391433]I'm gonna wait for a different person who won't murder me, should be on at some point today.[/QUOTE]
Just do it, nothing can go wrong...
Yeah nothing except for the fact that she will uh i don't know...[b]KILL HIM[/b].
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16391458]Oh man it's your mom, isn't it?[/QUOTE]
man, if i did that to my mom, i wouldnt see daylight for YEARS.
steven. says:
*hey babe
steven. says:
*I have a question for you
Girl:
*no thanks
Girl:
*i will not let you tap dat
steven. says:
*but why
Girl:
*hahah yours not posting thisssss
steven. says:
*GOD DAMN
steven. says:
*YOU WHORE
Girl:
*hahahahahaha
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16391479]Yeah nothing except for the fact that she will uh i don't know...[b]KILL HIM[/b].[/QUOTE]
he needs to take the risk. He can leave the country for a bit. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16391493]he needs to take the risk. He can leave the country for a bit. . .[/QUOTE]
She will hunt me down and murder me multiple times.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16391506]She will hunt me down and murder me multiple times.[/QUOTE]
its just for a few years. Its like a, uh, little vacation, ya know? Even if she IS HUNTING YOU, you can relax :D
Grab a sniper rifle and a laptop, if she leaves the house looking enraged shoot her dead.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16391517]its just for a few years. Its like a, uh, little vacation, ya know? Even if she IS HUNTING YOU, you can relax :D[/QUOTE]
You don't know the girl he's talking about, dude.
[img]http://www.abebooks.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/predator.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16391526]You don't know the girl he's talking about, dude.
[img]http://www.abebooks.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/predator.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-pwn.gif[/img]
Take the risk anyway. . .
I'm not going to
OH GOD THERE SHE IS
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHUFEyfhvsbkjuihogwlklllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Why would you even want to tap dat ass, go ask your mom instead.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16391543]I'm not going to
OH GOD THERE SHE IS
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHUFEyfhvsbkjuihogwlklllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll[/QUOTE]
I would like to say a few words.
Lord, send this man into your kingdom of light. But if he defied you in anyway, send him straight to Hell!
Amen. . .
lmao i love this thread
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16391569]lmao i love this thread[/QUOTE]
I know, it's fantastic :buddy:
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16391575]I know, it's fantastic :buddy:[/QUOTE]
He lives!
Dude, you owe me 200 dollars for your funeral. . .
I'm gonna get off for about 30 min. My dad woke up and I don't want him to know I'm up this early. Time to fake my sleep. LOL
I'd do this if I had a phone (don't need due to lack of friends.) and girl-friends.
[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;16391626]I'd do this is I had a phone (don't need due to lack of friends.) and girl-friends.[/QUOTE]
lol had a phone. Hell, if you can find that phone and give it to me, i can replace my crappy one!
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16391641]lol had a phone. Hell, if you can find that phone and give it to me, i can replace my crappy one![/QUOTE]
I'm trying to make out what you just said.
[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;16391656]I'm trying to make out what you just said.[/QUOTE]
no one ever can. . .
Wait, you edited what you said. . . damn. I thought you meant you HAD a phone, not IF you had a phone. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16391669]no one ever can. . .[/QUOTE]
I got the last part, why did you quote me and then say: "lol had a phone"?
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