• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;16391680]I got the last part, why did you quote me and then say: "lol had a phone"?[/QUOTE] i thought you mean you had a phone. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16391713]i thought you mean you had a phone. . .[/QUOTE] Oh ok, sorry about that.
[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;16391718]Oh ok, sorry about that.[/QUOTE] no prob. Anymore convos? dcalde?
Me:Yo Her:hey sup Me:Mmm, you know how I always have crazy dreams? Her:Yea... Me:okay, i'll get back to that later Me:so anyway how have you been? Her:pretty good I guess, uni is a drag Me:that is true, hey listen when can I tap that? Her:say what?! Me:when can I tap that, ie you Her:are you fucking for real Me:we could be fucking in er say 15mins? Her:.. Her:.. Her:.. Me:Well anway getting back to the dreaming stuff, I think im dreaming right now whoops. Her: YES YOU FUCKING ARE!!!!!! that was the end of it :(
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16391733]no prob. Anymore convos? dcalde?[/QUOTE] Ha, no, I tried to ask the same person I did before (when I got a reply) but now they won't reply.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16391765]Ha, no, I tried to ask the same person I did before (when I got a reply) but now they won't reply.[/QUOTE] . . . TAKE THE RISK. . . [quote=AirbusA340]Me:Yo Her:hey sup Me:Mmm, you know how I always have crazy dreams? Her:Yea... Me:okay, i'll get back to that later Me:so anyway how have you been? Her:pretty good I guess, uni is a drag Me:that is true, hey listen when can I tap that? Her:say what?! Me:when can I tap that, ie you Her:are you fucking for real Me:we could be fucking in er say 15mins? Her:.. Her:.. Her:.. Me:Well anway getting back to the dreaming stuff, I think im dreaming right now whoops. Her: YES YOU FUCKING ARE!!!!!! that was the end of it :([/quote] that sucks
[QUOTE=FlyingDog;16389979]Me: Hey girl, mind if I ask you a question? Her: sure, what? Me: Can I tap that? Her: tap what? Me: Dat ass Her: ... you're weird, get help. Me: If by help you mean a helping of your fine booty, then I agree. Her: Fuck off... :frown: And to think we've been friends since 1st grade.[/QUOTE] I like it how they all go "Oh my god you weird perv, get help." If they think that adolescents who want to get laid is weird, they're the one who need help.
skype (translated from german) me: hi sweet her: hi me: how r u? her: fine. me: Can i tap that? her: tap what? me: your ass ^^ her: asshole, its me, Thomas - (*/edit --> her nice pumped up steroidbrother*) you little dick - i´m coming over now, rip off your head and shit in your throat. me: o_0 her: *signed off* well... half an hour now... didnt show up ^^ ... waiting
okay. i hadnt seen this thread and I reported their number on 800notes... i sowwie D: but it was harrassment to me because I didnt recognize the number and dont know who it was. Text your [b]friends[/b] you big dumby. >___<
[QUOTE=drowhunter;16391840]skype (translated from german) me: hi sweet her: hi me: how r u? her: fine. me: Can i tap that? her: tap what? me: your ass ^^ her: asshole, its me, Thomas - (*/edit --> her nice pumped up steroidbrother*) you little dick - i´m coming over now, rip off your head and shit in your throat. me: o_0 her: *signed off* well... half an hour now... didnt show up ^^ ... waiting[/QUOTE] oh snap son
Who does he think he is, Duke Nukem?
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16391860]Who does he think he is, Duke Nukem?[/QUOTE] He's got balls of steel. Or. . . no balls at all. . .
Oh, and I got a reply from the same person as before: Me: when can I tap dat Them: Anytime you want, baby. Me: aww jeah
[QUOTE=drowhunter;16391840]skype (translated from german) me: hi sweet her: hi me: how r u? her: fine. me: Can i tap that? her: tap what? me: your ass ^^ her: asshole, its me, Thomas - (*/edit --> her nice pumped up steroidbrother*) you little dick - i´m coming over now, rip off your head and shit in your throat. me: o_0 her: *signed off* well... half an hour now... didnt show up ^^ ... waiting[/QUOTE] OH MAN!!.....I would run man, Facepunch isn't gonna help you now.. :P
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16391876]Oh, and I got a reply from the same person as before: Me: when can I tap dat Them: Anytime you want, baby. Me: aww jeah[/QUOTE] send the pics to -qwerty-
[QUOTE=STeel;16391826]I like it how they all go "Oh my god you weird perv, get help." If they think that adolescents who want to get laid is weird, they're the one who need help.[/QUOTE] They're just immature. Funny 'cuz we're the ones sending these texts. [editline]12:55PM[/editline] [QUOTE=drowhunter;16391840]skype (translated from german) me: hi sweet her: hi me: how r u? her: fine. me: Can i tap that? her: tap what? me: your ass ^^ her: asshole, its me, Thomas - (*/edit --> her nice pumped up steroidbrother*) you little dick - i´m coming over now, rip off your head and shit in your throat. me: o_0 her: *signed off* well... half an hour now... didnt show up ^^ ... waiting[/QUOTE] So, we have many who have lost friends, one guy who has lost a girlfriend, one guy who got laid and now we have a walking dead man. This thread has ruined so many lives.
I've got no idea how to translate this into Latvian, so I can't do this.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16391898]They're just immature. Funny 'cuz we're the ones sending these texts. [editline]12:55PM[/editline] So we have many who have lost friends, one guy who has lost a girlfriend, [b]one guy who got laid[/b] and now we have a walking dead man. This thread has ruined so many lives.[/QUOTE] [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-haw.gif[/img]
:buddy: Lucky fuck! lol
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16391967]:buddy: Lucky fuck! lol[/QUOTE] wasnt there another guy that was going to get some? Or was that the webcam guy?
Actually I think someone else might have but i'm not positive so I only put down one.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16392010]Actually I think someone else might have but i'm not positive so I only put down one.[/QUOTE] hmmm. . . im too lazy to check.
Same. Shit load of pages to go through.
Read every page now :buddy: This needs to get a V2!
Well that won't happen for a while as it seems garry removed the 1000 post limit for threads. It's good stuff though, isn't it?!
Yeeees... OH NOOOOOOOOOOO! I missed my acounts birthday by 2 days :sigh:
this thread makes the pope cry [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-Dawkins102.gif[/img] Another one! Horray! Me: Hay! Her: hey there Me: whats up? Her: nuthin. Me: cool cool. You know, i've been thinkin. . . Her: about? Me: when am i gonna tap dat ass? Her: umm idk Me: i needs an answer! Her: i dont think so. . . Me: whys that? Her: cause Me: cause why? Her: just cause Her: i dont like you like that. . . Me: ah. . . ok then. Me: anyways i was just playing Her: sure you were. . . Me: I was! Her: mmhm [editline]08:27AM[/editline] soo. . . any new ones?
[QUOTE=drowhunter;16391840]skype (translated from german) me: hi sweet her: hi me: how r u? her: fine. me: Can i tap that? her: tap what? me: your ass ^^ her: asshole, its me, Thomas - (*/edit --> her nice pumped up steroidbrother*) you little dick - i´m coming over now, rip off your head and shit in your throat. me: o_0 her: *signed off* well... half an hour now... didnt show up ^^ ... waiting[/QUOTE] ok, he was here... choked me... ... ahm... after a while choking we looked at the thread i was talking about, he was laughing (VERY THX TO Cheezys reply) ... and well.. yeah... everythings ok... (maybe i can tap hers l8er) XD You can´t imagine how good breathing can be....
[QUOTE=drowhunter;16392329]ok, he was here... choked me... ... ahm... after a while choking we looked at the thread i was talking about, he was laughing (VERY THX TO Cheezys reply) ... and well.. yeah... everythings ok... (maybe i can tap hers l8er) XD You can´t imagine how good breathing can be....[/QUOTE] haha!
[QUOTE=drowhunter;16392329]ok, he was here... choked me... ... ahm... after a while choking we looked at the thread i was talking about, he was laughing (VERY THX TO Cheezys reply) ... and well.. yeah... everythings ok... (maybe i can tap hers l8er) XD You can´t imagine how good breathing can be....[/QUOTE] [img]http://cowlander.neobahumut.com/LOL%20PICTURES/LMAO.jpg[/img]
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