Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=drowhunter;16392329]ok, he was here... choked me... ... ahm... after a while choking we looked at the thread i was talking about, he was laughing (VERY THX TO Cheezys reply) ... and well.. yeah... everythings ok... (maybe i can tap hers l8er) XD
You can´t imagine how good breathing can be....[/QUOTE]
I love this thread.
[b]Dahahaha![/b]:v:
Wow this thread is weird now
holy shit my friend just texted me saying
when can i tap that?
Is a man
He's a man
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Spread em' wide, buddy.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16392731]Spread em' wide, buddy.[/QUOTE]
Trun the thread off! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-f5.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;16392650]holy shit my friend just texted me saying
when can i tap that?
Is a man
He's a man
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU[/QUOTE]
lol There's another ruined life.
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;16392650]holy shit my friend just texted me saying
when can i tap that?
Is a man
He's a man
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU[/QUOTE]
You're in trouble boy
well... try choking him... ^^
Alright. Signing off. Later.
hey wait. . . This got to page 20? AWESOME! Time to partay!
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party's over. Go home.
Me: So when can I tap that?
Her: huh? x
Me: YOU HEARD
Her: i dont get it :S x
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her: tap what? x
Me: DAT ASSSSSS
Her: lmao jowka :) x
No one takes me seriously :argh:
[QUOTE=tommo400;16392997]Me: So when can I tap that?
Her: huh? x
Me: YOU HEARD
Her: i dont get it :S x
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her: tap what? x
Me: DAT ASSSSSS
Her: lmao jowka :) x
No one takes me seriously :argh:[/QUOTE]
I did. I will let you tap that. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-geno.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16393034]I did. I will let you tap that. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-geno.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
When and where? :smug:
[QUOTE=tommo400;16393138]When and where? :smug:[/QUOTE]
whenever you want. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-q.gif[/img]
[B]Me: hey [/B]
Her: hi
[B]Me: when you gonna let me tap dat ass? [/B]
Her: what
[B]Me: tap dat ass [/B]
Her: how about u fuck off
[B]Me: so i take that's a no [/B]
Her: this ovb isnt *my name here*
Her: your pathetic
:eng99:
[QUOTE=SirDigby;16393263][B]Me: hey [/B]
Her: hi
[B]Me: when you gonna let me tap dat ass? [/B]
Her: what
[B]Me: tap dat ass [/B]
Her: how about u fuck off
[B]Me: so i take that's a no [/B]
Her: this ovb isnt *my name here*
Her: your pathetic
:eng99:[/QUOTE]
it happens. . . it happens. . .
[QUOTE=SirDigby;16393263][B]Me: hey [/B]
Her: hi
[B]Me: when you gonna let me tap dat ass? [/B]
Her: what
[B]Me: tap dat ass [/B]
Her: how about u fuck off
[B]Me: so i take that's a no [/B]
Her: this ovb isnt *my name here*
Her: your pathetic
:eng99:[/QUOTE]
Doesn't she mean [b]You're[/b] pathetic"?
She can't spell, her point is invalid.
Don't worry about it.
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[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16393145]whenever you want. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-q.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Can I come?
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16393481]Doesn't she mean [b]You're[/b] pathetic"?
She can't spell, her point is invalid.
Don't worry about it.
[editline]11:06AM[/editline]
Can I come?[/QUOTE]
ask tommo. . .
So I remembered this one girl that sometimes I speak english with her for shits 'n' giggles (she's not the best at it).
Me: Hey!
Her: Hello, whats up?
Me: Fine, you?
Her: Good
Me: I got a question...
Her: Tell me!
Me: Er...
Her: ??
Me: May I ask you when I will be able to tap dat?
Her: What?
Me: I said, when will I be able to tap dat?
Her: wtf?
Me: What's your problem, I just wanna tap dat!
Her: Tap wat?
Me: That!
Her: What what?
Me: Dat ass
Her: ...wat?
:crying:
[QUOTE=Robbobin;16371704]Most of the girls in my contacts are like 13 and probably call the police on me
brb[/QUOTE]
Gonna have to ask. Why?
[QUOTE=FlyingDog;16390002]Good friends. I'm sure she'll take it once she calms down.[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16363166]ITT lose friends.[/QUOTE]
itt if youre actually friends with her shed realize that its a joke you dumb clownbaby.
Also, any swedish guy in this thread who knows a good translation for "Tap dat ass"? I can't speak english since they would only think I was someone else or something..
[QUOTE=GameQude;16394110]Also, any swedish guy in this thread who knows a good translation for "Tap dat ass"? I can't speak english since they would only think I was someone else or something..[/QUOTE]
tapen dassen assen
yeeaaahhh
Just read the full 20 pages, i soo want to do that but i just cant translate tap dat ass to lithuanian, although i will try this on my local blonde polish friend when she gets on skype (she lost her phone, blonde) should be amusing :D
[QUOTE=UberGamer;16376172]This was to my best friend's girlfriend:
me: Hey
her: hey
me: Can I tap that?
her: tap wot
me: Dat Ass.
her: omg *my name* i go out with *My Best friend's name*
me: He doesn't need to know.
her: rly? well... i guess u can then if he wont find out [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/wink.gif[/img]
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-smug.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
[b]Fucking PIMP.[/b] [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-riker.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Pleather;16392795]You're in trouble boy[/QUOTE]
I didn't even know he went on fp.
I have about 10 texts saying the same thing over and over.
:(
note:
I'm not gay.
he wants to tap dat ass of yours. . . Mega hard. . .
:geno:
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