• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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I am actually wondering if I can get her as my GF again.
Updated my post qwerty
Best thread in a long time.
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;16394898]Fine I will... EDIT: when can I tap '-querty-' and you?[/QUOTE] fuck dat, bitch!
Um, no.
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;16395002]Um, no.[/QUOTE] not in that way, damn it!
[img]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2046/failingrizzo.png[/img]
Slow phone is slow. Ok, so i'm gonna post it later. Like half-hour to hour. [editline]01:11PM[/editline] lol@rizzo
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16395061]not in that way, damn it![/QUOTE] I've already broken his nose a while back.
[QUOTE=Rizzo;16395072][img]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2046/failingrizzo.png[/img][/QUOTE] :saddowns:
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16394909]Well, I'll go soon, wish me luck :/[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkKC6-1l1k[/media] (first one)
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16395121][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkKC6-1l1k[/media] (first one)[/QUOTE] Nice.
Me: Hey *her name* Her: Hey :) Me: What's up? Her: Laying down. u? Me: Wondering if I can tap dat Her: lol I saw that Me: Saw what? Her: facepunch. lol Me: :O Her: :D Me: So can I? Her: haha not now :p Me: D'awww Her: lol. your hilarious
[QUOTE=ExTek;16395207]Me: Hey *her name* Her: Hey :) Me: What's up? Her: Laying down. u? Me: Wondering if I can tap dat Her: lol I saw that Me: Saw what? Her: facepunch. lol Me: :O Her: :D Me: So can I? Her: haha not now :p Me: D'awww Her: lol. your hilarious[/QUOTE] tell her -qwerty- says Hay!
haha ok [editline]01:30PM[/editline] Me: Hey are you still here? Her: yup :) Me: -qwerty- said hi Her: who? Me: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16395217&postcount=830[/url] Her: are you qwerty? Me: No haha i'm extek Her: oh I see now. Me: Are you gonna say hi? Lol! Her: hah sure... hi...
[QUOTE=ExTek;16395266]haha ok [editline]01:30PM[/editline] Me: Hey are you still here? Her: yup :) Me: -qwerty- said hi Her: who? Me: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16395217&postcount=830[/url] Her: are you qwerty? Me: No haha i'm extek Her: oh I see now. Me: Are you gonna say hi? Lol! Her: hah sure... hi...[/QUOTE] :O me too
[QUOTE=ExTek;16395266]haha ok [editline]01:30PM[/editline] Me: Hey are you still here? Her: yup :) Me: -qwerty- said hi Her: who? Me: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16395217&postcount=830[/url] Her: are you qwerty? Me: No haha i'm extek Her: oh I see now. Me: Are you gonna say hi? Lol! Her: hah sure... hi...[/QUOTE] HI! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-buddy.gif[/img] [editline]12:40PM[/editline] also, does Hilary still ensure?
[QUOTE=Daolpu;16394228]tapen dassen assen[/QUOTE] That sounds incredibly danish. Not swedish. [editline]05:42PM[/editline] [QUOTE=dcalde78;16394865][img]http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/5309/original/doitus4.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I can't believe it, every time I posted an image like that, I got banned almost before I pressed the Submit Reply button!
Ok guys, I'm leaving now, I hope I get some ass :D
me: Hey. her: Sup me: what's up? her: nothing much, you? me: a small question her: sure me: when are you going to let me tap dat? her: what kind of question is that? me: a question is a question. her: ok then! me: so whats the answer? her: i can't answer that. me: why? -_- she didnt answer yet.
[QUOTE=italics560;16365049]me: hey her: hi :) me: can I have sex with you? her: no me: would you say yes if I told you it would be M.A.G.I.C.A.L her: haha, magical? your weird me: so magical to the point that disney might even make a movie about it her: well I would say yes but......... me: but what? her: its just the fact that I am your mother would make it weird me: WHAT!???!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??! her: haha just kidding me: oh, phew, so what do you say? her: no me: ok true fucking story[/QUOTE] I shat my pants in laughter.
[QUOTE=GameQude;16395581] I can't believe it, every time I posted an image like that, I got banned almost before I pressed the Submit Reply button![/QUOTE] Mods are fags especially Hezzy.
[QUOTE=Beaverlake;16395663]Mods are fags especially Hezzy.[/QUOTE] One of those green checkmarks belongs to me. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-riker.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Pixel Heart;16395724]One of those green checkmarks belongs to me. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-riker.gif[/img][/QUOTE] BUT THARS ONLY ONE capscock
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;16364660]Me: So ive been told by facepunch to ask you if i can have intercourse with you, what do you say? Her: you? Me: Uhm, yeah. Her: lol. its on facepunch? Me: Answer the question, lool Her: Faggot Me: :'( Her: im kidding haha yes. Another one: Me: the internet told me to go off and ask a random girl to have intercourse with me... so, that's you Her: ahaha umm maybe when were married . haha . jk . Me: :) Her: haah awww your so cute timothy(: Me: :))[/QUOTE] Hello there, TIMOTHY. EDIT: King of Page 22!
[QUOTE=BoBt3hBuNnY;16395780]Hello there, TIMOTHY. EDIT: King of Page 22![/QUOTE] you bastard! I should be King of Page 22! [editline]12:55PM[/editline] i havent been king of anything. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16395808]you bastard! I should be King of Page 22![/QUOTE] My friend is very interested in you.
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;16395813]My friend is very interested in you.[/QUOTE] [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-geno.gif[/img] im very interested in myself, too!
I barely ever say this, but the occasion calls: This thread is chock full of win.
it is?
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