• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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Me: hey it's me some nerds told me to ask if we can shag Her: its 4 in the morning you stupid asshole Me: noone has to know Her: fuck off Me: is that y or n waiting for a reply
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368579]Me: hey it's me some nerds told me to ask if we can shag Her: its 4 in the morning you stupid asshole Me: noone has to know Her: fuck off Me: is that y or n waiting for a reply[/QUOTE] hahah
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368579]Me: hey it's me some nerds told me to ask if we can shag Her: its 4 in the morning you stupid asshole Me: noone has to know Her: fuck off Me: is that y or n waiting for a reply[/QUOTE] how does she know if it actually is you
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16368589]how does she know if it actually is you[/QUOTE] well she has my number and when she gets my messages it says Message from *myname* i'm not telling you my name, you can figure it out if you want
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368579]Me: hey it's me some nerds told me to ask if we can shag Her: its 4 in the morning you stupid asshole Me: noone has to know Her: fuck off Me: is that y or n waiting for a reply[/QUOTE] You blew it, instead of "noone has to know" you should have said "Oh so you're already in bed waiting for me?".
[QUOTE=RichardNixon;16368605]You blew it, instead of "noone has to know" you should have said "Oh so you're already in bed waiting for me?".[/QUOTE] and risk getting hit? this girl's ghetto, i'm not gonna do that
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368599]well she has my number and when she gets my messages it says Message from *myname* i'm not telling you my name, you can figure it out if you want[/QUOTE] then why did you need to waste time and point out the obvious or do people use your phone that frequently
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368617]and risk getting hit? this girl's ghetto, i'm not gonna do that[/QUOTE] wtf u doin messaging niggers [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
One sec, asking all my girlfriends....... : (
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368617]and risk getting hit? this girl's ghetto, i'm not gonna do that[/QUOTE] Unless she's a lesbian you're not getting any pussy.
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368617]and risk getting hit? this girl's ghetto, i'm not gonna do that[/QUOTE] shes a poor jew?
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16368634]then why did you need to waste time and point out the obvious or do people use your phone that frequently[/QUOTE] I don't really know does it matter? [editline]03:40AM[/editline] [QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16368643]shes a poor jew?[/QUOTE] yeah, that's pretty much on the ball like not even kidding, what the fuck
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368659]I don't really know does it matter?[/QUOTE] yes. why would you waste so much time
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16368681]yes. why would you waste so much time[/QUOTE] i'm a sick man i need help
MSN just a few minutes ago: Me: Hey, watcha doing? Her: Listening to music ^^, you? Me: Thinking about tappin dat ass Her: . . . Me: So? You wanna? -Insert Name Here- has signed off 5:39 A.M. I think im gonna just stop doing this now. . .
Moar, im gonna ask my friend when she comes on.
Wait I think that one chick actually wants to hook up with me. Here's more of it Me: HEY HAILY Her: Who's This? Me: AUSTIN Her: Sup?? Me: WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME TAP THAT? Her: Soonly Me: When's that? Her: Asap niggah Me: When's that? Her: Whenever you come over, duh Me: When's that? Her: Idk nig. *then convo took place that's kinda long* Me: I'm bored, the internet told me to text people asking them if I could tap that Her: Oh, makes sense. Me: Yeah only you responded Her: Damn I'm just too much of an easy slut I guess :/ Me: No! I would want that response. I wouldn't want to get turned down Her: Oh okay cool :D Me: even though you prolly aren't serious Her: Who says I'm not? Me: Are you? Her: Yea sure? Me: lol okay cool Her: Are you still with Shannon? Me: No. We Broke up early this month Her: Hub. Are you a virgin? Me: No Her: Oh, then maybe we should hangout! ;D Me: lol what are you implying? awaiting response eagerly
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what the fuck, slut alert
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368687]i'm a sick man i need help[/QUOTE] don't worry we're here to help
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368740]what the fuck, slut alert[/QUOTE] Nothing wrong with sluts, they just like to give!
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[QUOTE=Trogdon;16368724] Me: lol what are you implying? [/QUOTE] You fool. You should've said "Alright, when do you want to meet up?"
[QUOTE=Trogdon;16368765]Nothing wrong with sluts, they just like to give![/QUOTE] give herpes
[QUOTE=Trogdon;16368724]Wait I think that one chick actually wants to hook up with me. Here's more of it Me: HEY HAILY Her: Who's This? Me: AUSTIN Her: Sup?? Me: WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME TAP THAT? Her: Soonly Me: When's that? Her: Asap niggah Me: When's that? Her: Whenever you come over, duh Me: When's that? Her: Idk nig. *then convo took place that's kinda long* Me: I'm bored, the internet told me to text people asking them if I could tap that Her: Oh, makes sense. Me: Yeah only you responded Her: Damn I'm just too much of an easy slut I guess :/ Me: No! I would want that response. I wouldn't want to get turned down Her: Oh okay cool :D Me: even though you prolly aren't serious Her: Who says I'm not? Me: Are you? Her: Yea sure? Me: lol okay cool Her: Are you still with Shannon? Me: No. We Broke up early this month Her: Hub. Are you a virgin? Me: No Her: Oh, then maybe we should hangout! ;D Me: lol what are you implying? awaiting response eagerly[/QUOTE] Awesome. I'm eagerly waiting the response too! [editline]10:56AM[/editline] [QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16368781]You fool. You should've said "Alright, when do you want to meet up?"[/QUOTE] ^
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16368781]You fool. You should've said "Alright, when do you want to meet up?"[/QUOTE] I know where she lives lol I could drive there. TRUST ME I KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN
:lol::lol::lol:
I wouldn't want to do this, my friends would be like: "*insert name here*, you know i don't like you like that. i'm sorry *blah blah blah*" then I'd be like: "I was joking.." "oh, lol." then they would go on in life not knowing they just killed me inside. :frown:
[quote]>When will you allow me to "tap dat ass"? >haha what >I wrote "When will you allow me to 'tap dat ass'?" >yeah its like 6 am what are you doing awake >I am still awaiting your answer. >uh you know im a guy right >What does that change? >i got no pussy >Any hole would suffice. >you saying you want anal >Like I said, any hole would suffice. >haha ok >IMMA PACK YO TURDS[/quote] Still waiting for a response.
[QUOTE=PrototypeXT3;16368874]I wouldn't want to do this, my friends would be like: "*insert name here*, you know i don't like you like that. i'm sorry *blah blah blah*" then I'd be like: "I was joking.." "oh, lol." then they would go on in life not knowing they just killed me inside. :frown:[/QUOTE] Do it anyways what do you have to lose? oh yeah friends still worth it
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