Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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Me: hey it's me some nerds told me to ask if we can shag
Her: its 4 in the morning you stupid asshole
Me: noone has to know
Her: fuck off
Me: is that y or n
waiting for a reply
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368579]Me: hey it's me some nerds told me to ask if we can shag
Her: its 4 in the morning you stupid asshole
Me: noone has to know
Her: fuck off
Me: is that y or n
waiting for a reply[/QUOTE]
hahah
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368579]Me: hey it's me some nerds told me to ask if we can shag
Her: its 4 in the morning you stupid asshole
Me: noone has to know
Her: fuck off
Me: is that y or n
waiting for a reply[/QUOTE]
how does she know if it actually is you
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16368589]how does she know if it actually is you[/QUOTE]
well she has my number and when she gets my messages it says Message from *myname*
i'm not telling you my name, you can figure it out if you want
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368579]Me: hey it's me some nerds told me to ask if we can shag
Her: its 4 in the morning you stupid asshole
Me: noone has to know
Her: fuck off
Me: is that y or n
waiting for a reply[/QUOTE]
You blew it, instead of "noone has to know" you should have said "Oh so you're already in bed waiting for me?".
[QUOTE=RichardNixon;16368605]You blew it, instead of "noone has to know" you should have said "Oh so you're already in bed waiting for me?".[/QUOTE]
and risk getting hit?
this girl's ghetto, i'm not gonna do that
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368599]well she has my number and when she gets my messages it says Message from *myname*
i'm not telling you my name, you can figure it out if you want[/QUOTE]
then why did you need to waste time and point out the obvious
or do people use your phone that frequently
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368617]and risk getting hit?
this girl's ghetto, i'm not gonna do that[/QUOTE]
wtf u doin messaging niggers
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One sec, asking all my girlfriends.......
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[QUOTE=thisispain;16368617]and risk getting hit?
this girl's ghetto, i'm not gonna do that[/QUOTE]
Unless she's a lesbian you're not getting any pussy.
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368617]and risk getting hit?
this girl's ghetto, i'm not gonna do that[/QUOTE]
shes a poor jew?
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16368634]then why did you need to waste time and point out the obvious
or do people use your phone that frequently[/QUOTE]
I don't really know
does it matter?
[editline]03:40AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16368643]shes a poor jew?[/QUOTE]
yeah, that's pretty much on the ball
like not even kidding, what the fuck
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368659]I don't really know
does it matter?[/QUOTE]
yes. why would you waste so much time
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16368681]yes. why would you waste so much time[/QUOTE]
i'm a sick man
i need help
MSN just a few minutes ago:
Me: Hey, watcha doing?
Her: Listening to music ^^, you?
Me: Thinking about tappin dat ass
Her: . . .
Me: So? You wanna?
-Insert Name Here- has signed off 5:39 A.M.
I think im gonna just stop doing this now. . .
Moar, im gonna ask my friend when she comes on.
Wait I think that one chick actually wants to hook up with me.
Here's more of it
Me: HEY HAILY
Her: Who's This?
Me: AUSTIN
Her: Sup??
Me: WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME TAP THAT?
Her: Soonly
Me: When's that?
Her: Asap niggah
Me: When's that?
Her: Whenever you come over, duh
Me: When's that?
Her: Idk nig.
*then convo took place that's kinda long*
Me: I'm bored, the internet told me to text people asking them if I could tap that
Her: Oh, makes sense.
Me: Yeah only you responded
Her: Damn I'm just too much of an easy slut I guess :/
Me: No! I would want that response. I wouldn't want to get turned down
Her: Oh okay cool :D
Me: even though you prolly aren't serious
Her: Who says I'm not?
Me: Are you?
Her: Yea sure?
Me: lol okay cool
Her: Are you still with Shannon?
Me: No. We Broke up early this month
Her: Hub. Are you a virgin?
Me: No
Her: Oh, then maybe we should hangout! ;D
Me: lol what are you implying?
awaiting response
eagerly
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what the fuck, slut alert
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368687]i'm a sick man
i need help[/QUOTE]
don't worry we're here to help
[QUOTE=thisispain;16368740]what the fuck, slut alert[/QUOTE]
Nothing wrong with sluts, they just like to give!
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;16368739]Facepunch - Making love happen since 2004.[/QUOTE]
Fixed
[QUOTE=Trogdon;16368724]
Me: lol what are you implying?
[/QUOTE]
You fool.
You should've said "Alright, when do you want to meet up?"
[QUOTE=Trogdon;16368765]Nothing wrong with sluts, they just like to give![/QUOTE]
give herpes
[QUOTE=Trogdon;16368724]Wait I think that one chick actually wants to hook up with me.
Here's more of it
Me: HEY HAILY
Her: Who's This?
Me: AUSTIN
Her: Sup??
Me: WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME TAP THAT?
Her: Soonly
Me: When's that?
Her: Asap niggah
Me: When's that?
Her: Whenever you come over, duh
Me: When's that?
Her: Idk nig.
*then convo took place that's kinda long*
Me: I'm bored, the internet told me to text people asking them if I could tap that
Her: Oh, makes sense.
Me: Yeah only you responded
Her: Damn I'm just too much of an easy slut I guess :/
Me: No! I would want that response. I wouldn't want to get turned down
Her: Oh okay cool :D
Me: even though you prolly aren't serious
Her: Who says I'm not?
Me: Are you?
Her: Yea sure?
Me: lol okay cool
Her: Are you still with Shannon?
Me: No. We Broke up early this month
Her: Hub. Are you a virgin?
Me: No
Her: Oh, then maybe we should hangout! ;D
Me: lol what are you implying?
awaiting response
eagerly[/QUOTE]
Awesome. I'm eagerly waiting the response too!
[editline]10:56AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16368781]You fool.
You should've said "Alright, when do you want to meet up?"[/QUOTE]
^
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16368781]You fool.
You should've said "Alright, when do you want to meet up?"[/QUOTE]
I know where she lives lol I could drive there.
TRUST ME I KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN
:lol::lol::lol:
I wouldn't want to do this, my friends would be like:
"*insert name here*, you know i don't like you like that. i'm sorry *blah blah blah*"
then I'd be like:
"I was joking.."
"oh, lol."
then they would go on in life not knowing they just killed me inside.
:frown:
[quote]>When will you allow me to "tap dat ass"?
>haha what
>I wrote "When will you allow me to 'tap dat ass'?"
>yeah its like 6 am what are you doing awake
>I am still awaiting your answer.
>uh you know im a guy right
>What does that change?
>i got no pussy
>Any hole would suffice.
>you saying you want anal
>Like I said, any hole would suffice.
>haha ok
>IMMA PACK YO TURDS[/quote]
Still waiting for a response.
[QUOTE=PrototypeXT3;16368874]I wouldn't want to do this, my friends would be like:
"*insert name here*, you know i don't like you like that. i'm sorry *blah blah blah*"
then I'd be like:
"I was joking.."
"oh, lol."
then they would go on in life not knowing they just killed me inside.
:frown:[/QUOTE]
Do it anyways
what do you have to lose?
oh yeah friends
still worth it
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