• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=Strongside;16396493]It kind of pisses me off how offended girls get from a simple question, it's not even a big deal.[/QUOTE] Even to girls with a sense of humor. . .
I'm back!
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16396485]why just a bb gun? Why not a REAL gun?[/QUOTE] Because then he dies and i can't do it again phoned again and just screamed 'qwerty and my name for ever' really loud
did you tap dat ass? [editline]01:33PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Jimbojib;16396540]Because [b]then he dies[/b] and i can't do it again[/QUOTE] . . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16396515]Even to girls with a sense of humor. . .[/QUOTE] Hey Qwerty I want to rape you may I? So that is a normal question?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16396542]did you tap dat ass? [editline]01:33PM[/editline] . . .[/QUOTE] Yes, yes i did. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-q.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16396564]Yes, yes i did. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-q.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Did you enjoy it or was the cave filled with vespine gas?
[QUOTE=darkgodmaste;16396560]Hey Qwerty I want to rape you may I? So that is a normal question?[/QUOTE] well. . . um. . . uh. . . to much pressure! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-psyboom.gif[/img] [QUOTE=8BitLord;16396564]Yes, yes i did. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-q.gif[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-smugdog.gif[/img][img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-respek.gif[/img][img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-smug.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=darkgodmaste;16396588]Did you enjoy it or was the cave filled with vespine gas?[/QUOTE] Enjoyment my friend, lots of it.
me: hey babe her: hi darl xxx me: when can i tap dat ass her: soon soon :D me: alllrite (quagmire icon hear) i love me girlfriend :3
Me: Hey whatsu- *drops phone in toilet* :smith:
[QUOTE=Crustycaveman;16396655]Me: Hey whatsu- *drops phone in toilet* :smith:[/QUOTE] [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-kraken.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16396542]did you tap dat ass? [editline]01:33PM[/editline] . . .[/QUOTE] It'd be more fun to keep him in constant pain.
Golden thread.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16391990]wasnt there another guy that was going to get some? Or was that the webcam guy?[/QUOTE] Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :buddy: I got the webcam bitch now I have to wait till the night. Her hangover barely effected her :quagmire:
ex gf again Me: haaaay Her: gtfo Me: i just want to apologize for what i said earlier. . . Her: honestly? Me: Yup :) Her: Okay, apology accepted :D Me: so, you gonna let me tap dat ass now that i have manners? Her: fuck off [editline]01:46PM[/editline] [QUOTE=solid_jake;16396780]Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :buddy: I got the webcam bitch now I have to wait till the night. Her hangover barely effected her :quagmire:[/QUOTE] sweeeeeeet. Send the pics to -qwerty-
-qwerty- He says he's coming up to my house.
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;16396817]-qwerty- He says he's coming up to my house.[/QUOTE] ha! he can rape you while im safely at home.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16396844]ha! he can rape you while im safely at home.[/QUOTE] You're going to get raped too, you cocktease.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16396782] sweeeeeeet. Send the pics to -qwerty-[/QUOTE] :smugdog: [editline]Congrats if you had enough time to find this message, i'll be putting more like these shortly[/editline]
[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16396852]You're going to get raped too, you cocktease.[/QUOTE] say whaaaat? [editline]01:52PM[/editline] for the love of god, can we PLEASE get back on topic people?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16396782]ex gf again Me: haaaay Her: gtfo Me: i just want to apologize for what i said earlier. . . Her: honestly? Me: Yup :) Her: Okay, apology accepted :D Me: so, you gonna let me tap dat ass now that i have manners? Her: fuck off [editline]01:46PM[/editline] sweeeeeeet. Send the pics to -qwerty-[/QUOTE] Haaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
on topic I had one asking what tap means for 5 mins of explaining then said I know your g/f. I replied with so u down or what? and no went off topic.
I wonder if this thread will go to/over 1000 posts. . .
Me: CAN I FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS? Her: Ask nicely. Me: Can I tap dat? Her: Nicer Me: I would like to proceed into the action where I am to put my penis inside your anal hole. Her: Hehe too nice ;P Me: Sorry :( Her: But sure you can "tap it" Me: weeeeeeee when? Her: Cute, and later today. Me: You're serious. Her: Yep. Me: No way Her: Yes way Me: Orly? Her: Ya rly ^^ Two in the bag facepunch. Two in the bag.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16397247]Me: CAN I FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS? Her: Ask nicely. Me: Can I tap dat? Her: Nicer Me: I would like to proceed into the action where I am to put my penis inside your anal hole. Her: Hehe too nice ;P Me: Sorry :( Her: But sure you can "tap it" Me: weeeeeeee when? Her: Cute, and later today. Me: You're serious. Her: Yep. Me: No way Her: Yes way Me: Orly? Her: Ya rly ^^ Two in the bag facepunch. Two in the bag.[/QUOTE] she will never give it to you!
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16397288]she will never give it to you![/QUOTE] God damnit qwerty I can still try, going there now to see what happens. Will come back for story time though.
Me: so when are you gonna lemme tap that Her: lol Me: ill take that as a defiantly yes Her: im at vbs ill text you later vbs= Vocational Bible School FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
it wont happen! EVAH
I will try this I guess, one sec.
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