Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=Strongside;16396493]It kind of pisses me off how offended girls get from a simple question, it's not even a big deal.[/QUOTE]
Even to girls with a sense of humor. . .
I'm back!
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16396485]why just a bb gun? Why not a REAL gun?[/QUOTE]
Because then he dies and i can't do it again
phoned again and just screamed 'qwerty and my name for ever' really loud
did you tap dat ass?
[editline]01:33PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;16396540]Because [b]then he dies[/b] and i can't do it again[/QUOTE]
. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16396515]Even to girls with a sense of humor. . .[/QUOTE]
Hey Qwerty I want to rape you may I?
So that is a normal question?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16396542]did you tap dat ass?
[editline]01:33PM[/editline]
. . .[/QUOTE]
Yes, yes i did. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-q.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16396564]Yes, yes i did. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-q.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Did you enjoy it or was the cave filled with vespine gas?
[QUOTE=darkgodmaste;16396560]Hey Qwerty I want to rape you may I?
So that is a normal question?[/QUOTE]
well. . . um. . . uh. . . to much pressure! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-psyboom.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16396564]Yes, yes i did. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-q.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-smugdog.gif[/img][img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-respek.gif[/img][img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-smug.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=darkgodmaste;16396588]Did you enjoy it or was the cave filled with vespine gas?[/QUOTE]
Enjoyment my friend, lots of it.
me: hey babe
her: hi darl xxx
me: when can i tap dat ass
her: soon soon :D
me: alllrite (quagmire icon hear)
i love me girlfriend :3
Me: Hey whatsu- *drops phone in toilet*
:smith:
[QUOTE=Crustycaveman;16396655]Me: Hey whatsu- *drops phone in toilet*
:smith:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-kraken.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16396542]did you tap dat ass?
[editline]01:33PM[/editline]
. . .[/QUOTE]
It'd be more fun to keep him in constant pain.
Golden thread.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16391990]wasnt there another guy that was going to get some? Or was that the webcam guy?[/QUOTE]
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :buddy:
I got the webcam bitch now I have to wait till the night.
Her hangover barely effected her :quagmire:
ex gf again
Me: haaaay
Her: gtfo
Me: i just want to apologize for what i said earlier. . .
Her: honestly?
Me: Yup :)
Her: Okay, apology accepted :D
Me: so, you gonna let me tap dat ass now that i have manners?
Her: fuck off
[editline]01:46PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16396780]Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :buddy:
I got the webcam bitch now I have to wait till the night.
Her hangover barely effected her :quagmire:[/QUOTE]
sweeeeeeet. Send the pics to -qwerty-
-qwerty-
He says he's coming up to my house.
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;16396817]-qwerty-
He says he's coming up to my house.[/QUOTE]
ha! he can rape you while im safely at home.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16396844]ha! he can rape you while im safely at home.[/QUOTE]
You're going to get raped too, you cocktease.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16396782]
sweeeeeeet. Send the pics to -qwerty-[/QUOTE]
:smugdog:
[editline]Congrats if you had enough time to find this message, i'll be putting more like these shortly[/editline]
[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16396852]You're going to get raped too, you cocktease.[/QUOTE]
say whaaaat?
[editline]01:52PM[/editline]
for the love of god, can we PLEASE get back on topic people?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16396782]ex gf again
Me: haaaay
Her: gtfo
Me: i just want to apologize for what i said earlier. . .
Her: honestly?
Me: Yup :)
Her: Okay, apology accepted :D
Me: so, you gonna let me tap dat ass now that i have manners?
Her: fuck off
[editline]01:46PM[/editline]
sweeeeeeet. Send the pics to -qwerty-[/QUOTE]
Haaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
on topic I had one asking what tap means for 5 mins of explaining then said I know your g/f. I replied with so u down or what? and no went off topic.
I wonder if this thread will go to/over 1000 posts. . .
Me: CAN I FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS?
Her: Ask nicely.
Me: Can I tap dat?
Her: Nicer
Me: I would like to proceed into the action where I am to put my penis inside your anal hole.
Her: Hehe too nice ;P
Me: Sorry :(
Her: But sure you can "tap it"
Me: weeeeeeee when?
Her: Cute, and later today.
Me: You're serious.
Her: Yep.
Me: No way
Her: Yes way
Me: Orly?
Her: Ya rly ^^
Two in the bag facepunch. Two in the bag.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16397247]Me: CAN I FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS?
Her: Ask nicely.
Me: Can I tap dat?
Her: Nicer
Me: I would like to proceed into the action where I am to put my penis inside your anal hole.
Her: Hehe too nice ;P
Me: Sorry :(
Her: But sure you can "tap it"
Me: weeeeeeee when?
Her: Cute, and later today.
Me: You're serious.
Her: Yep.
Me: No way
Her: Yes way
Me: Orly?
Her: Ya rly ^^
Two in the bag facepunch. Two in the bag.[/QUOTE]
she will never give it to you!
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16397288]she will never give it to you![/QUOTE]
God damnit qwerty I can still try, going there now to see what happens. Will come back for story time though.
Me: so when are you gonna lemme tap that
Her: lol
Me: ill take that as a defiantly yes
Her: im at vbs ill text you later
vbs= Vocational Bible School
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
it wont happen! EVAH
I will try this I guess, one sec.
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