• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=THX1138;16397380]Me: so when are you gonna lemme tap that Her: lol Me: ill take that as a defiantly yes Her: im at vbs ill text you later vbs= Vocational Bible School FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-[/QUOTE] lol@u
Me: yooo! when can i tap that? Her: How vulgar!
[QUOTE=Faunz;16397760]Me: yooo! when can i tap that? Her: How vulgar![/QUOTE] I remember your on-the-fly written cunnilingus guide. You do not need to do this.
Me: how's it going? Her: good Me: Can I tap that? Her: what do you mean? Me: I mean, can i tap ur ass? Her: I don't get it. Me: CAN I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!? One hour later I haven't gotten a reply. I think I am about to get a restraining order. Too bad, she was one of the few girls I met that have a sense of humor. (At least I thought she did).
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[21:45:52] Markus: Let me tap that. [21:46:14] Hannarr <3z Amburr: tap what? [21:46:21] Markus: That. [21:48:02] Markus: lemme tap dat ass ;> [21:48:38] Hannarr <3z Amburr: -bends over ^^ ...Riiiight...
I'm waiting for that one person still. She won't be online for a while.
i'm gonna try to seduce an old friend of mine who's a weeaboo with my vast knowledge of the japanese language and culture [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img]
[img]http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/3240/img0124.png[/img] I love her so much :) Haha. Too bad I'm a state away from her :(
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16397327]God damnit qwerty I can still try, going there now to see what happens. Will come back for story time though.[/QUOTE] Story time! :3
So wait, so far 2 guys got laid thanks to this thread? ... THREAD IS CREDIT TO TEAM
First try, epic sauce win :q: me: hey there her: hey!! me: I wanna tell you something, and a question following the statement i'm about to say her: okay :D what's up me: I've been in love with you for 5 months now, i was wondering if i could tap that. her: what *10 minutes later* her: what? me: what what her: what me: what did i do her: you want to tap that me: tap what that her: me me: ah yes. her: what me: so i can i tap that her: what, why would you want that! :O me: i already told you why.. her: no you don't. me: fine.. Whatever. her: you're never serious about these things. *silence for about 10 minutes* her: omg you're serious me: so can i tap that her: i dont know me: how can i make you know her: maybe you and i, could.. do something.. me: what her: what me: wait what, you're asking me out? :D her: maybe (this is all translated however it's how it went) Convo ends here because i called her. going out this friday with a superhot chick omg. that was so easy. :D SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee
Me: when can I tap dat? Her:nevar Me:why not? Her: you cant handle me baybeh. Me:wanna bet Her: your dick will explode Me: Let it explode in you then Her: no i mean like kaboom Me: I know Her: no moar pen0r Me: let it go in an awesome way then let me tap dat Her: your place or mine? Me: either, I'm good Her: ok, just promise you'll dress real sexy Me: your fetish huh? Her: yeah Me: you got condoms and lewb? Her: no lewb needed, i'll get soaking wet when i see you Me: aight then get ready for me Fuck yeah. Shame she lives on the other side of the country :v: Oh, and it wasn't the person I was waiting for, she still isn't online :v:
Holy shit the thread actually helps PEOPLE IN FACEPUNCH GET LAID/GET REAL LIFE GIRLFRIENDS?! THIS IS NOT REAL THIS THREAD IS A CONSPIRACY To think that only Will power can do that to facepunch members
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16398732]Me: when can I tap dat? Her:nevar Me:why not? Her: you cant handle me baybeh. Me:wanna bet Her: your dick will explode Me: Let it explode in you then Her: no i mean like kaboom Me: I know Her: no moar pen0r Me: let it go in an awesome way then let me tap dat Her: your place or mine? Me: either, I'm good Her: ok, just promise you'll dress real sexy Me: your fetish huh? Her: yeah Me: you got condoms and lewb? Her: no lewb needed, i'll get soaking wet when i see you Me: aight then get ready for me Fuck yeah. Shame she lives on the other side of the country :v: Oh, and it wasn't the person I was waiting for, she still isn't online :v:[/QUOTE] O.O
I wish I had friends who was girls that I didn't meet online, I'd probably have some right now :Dawkins102:
[QUOTE=ExTek;16398762]O.O[/QUOTE] :smug:
[QUOTE=DesertRaptor;16398750]Holy shit the thread actually helps PEOPLE IN FACEPUNCH GET LAID/GET REAL LIFE GIRLFRIENDS?! THIS IS NOT REAL THIS THREAD IS A CONSPIRACY To think that only Will power can do that to facepunch members[/QUOTE] I wonder if this will work on Garry
[QUOTE=DesertRaptor;16398750]Holy shit the thread actually helps PEOPLE IN FACEPUNCH GET LAID/GET REAL LIFE GIRLFRIENDS?! THIS IS NOT REAL THIS THREAD IS A CONSPIRACY To think that only Will power can do that to facepunch members[/QUOTE] Dam it I wanted to use this topic on you... Well.. Hey can I tap that?
This thread has surpassed "epic"
[QUOTE=Skeven;16398853]This thread has surpassed "epic"[/QUOTE] Epic + 1
[QUOTE=darkgodmaste;16398837]Dam it I wanted to use this topic on you... Well.. Hey can I tap that?[/QUOTE] Sure
Trying now.
[QUOTE=DesertRaptor;16398750]Holy shit the thread actually helps PEOPLE IN FACEPUNCH GET LAID/GET REAL LIFE GIRLFRIENDS?! THIS IS NOT REAL THIS THREAD IS A CONSPIRACY To think that only Will power can do that to facepunch members[/QUOTE] There's is more to Facepunch than meets the eye :eng101:
The lovely power of peer pressure and demand for lulz.
[QUOTE=Xmeagol;16398712]First try, epic sauce win :q: me: hey there her: hey!! me: I wanna tell you something, and a question following the statement i'm about to say her: okay :D what's up me: I've been in love with you for 5 months now, i was wondering if i could tap that. her: what *10 minutes later* her: what? me: what what her: what me: what did i do her: you want to tap that me: tap what that her: me me: ah yes. her: what me: so i can i tap that her: what, why would you want that! :O me: i already told you why.. her: no you don't. me: fine.. Whatever. her: you're never serious about these things. *silence for about 10 minutes* her: omg you're serious me: so can i tap that her: i dont know me: how can i make you know her: maybe you and i, could.. do something.. me: what her: what me: wait what, you're asking me out? :D her: maybe (this is all translated however it's how it went) Convo ends here because i called her. going out this friday with a superhot chick omg. that was so easy. :D SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee[/QUOTE] gg :bravo:
[QUOTE=Exilion06;16398880]Epic + 1[/QUOTE] No no no. This thread > Epic
[22:23] darkgodmaste: Popz [22:23] darkgodmaste: You there? [22:23] popz: Yeah. [22:23] chunkymonkey: he's wasting a slot [22:23] darkgodmaste: How are you babe? [22:24] popz: Who? [22:24] darkgodmaste: You ofcourse, silly [22:24] popz: More people can come up. [22:24] popz: Dgg was the only one there when I came. [22:24] darkgodmaste: There can always be more people babe but I have my focus on you. [22:25] popz: And it was dead in here, so I played music [22:25] darkgodmaste: Popz may I tap your lovely sweet ass? [22:25] popz: Are you a dude? [22:25] darkgodmaste: Yes, so I can tap that? [22:26] popz: I'm a guy. [22:26] darkgodmaste: Ok. [22:26] popz: Sorry. [22:26] popz: I know I have a girly voice. [22:26] darkgodmaste: Yes It's very sexy [22:27] popz: Uh..thanks? [22:27] darkgodmaste: So when will we be tapping that? [22:27] popz: Are you bi? [22:27] darkgodmaste: Are you? [22:28] popz: I'm a pansexual. So yes kinda. :geno: FUUUUU.
[QUOTE=ExTek;16399020]No no no. This thread > Epic[/QUOTE] By the standard rules of math, This Thread = Epic +1, Epic + 1 > Epic thus This Thread > Epic. Therefore you're conclusion has already been stated.
[QUOTE=ExTek;16399020]No no no. This thread > Epic[/QUOTE] Lern2math. (Epic + 1) > Epic. Oh ninja'd, with a better explanation. D:
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