Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16399069]Lern2math.
(Epic + 1) > Epic.
Oh ninja'd, with a better explanation. D:[/QUOTE]
You forgot to carry the damn four
This thread should be in the Hall of Fame.
If we have one.
[QUOTE=Case-Sensitive;16399137]You forgot to carry the damn four[/QUOTE]
And you sir forgot to divide by zero. Oh shi-
On topic: No results yet :[ I'll keep trying.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16398732]Me: when can I tap dat?
Her:nevar
Me:why not?
Her: you cant handle me baybeh.
Me:wanna bet
Her: your dick will explode
Me: Let it explode in you then
Her: no i mean like
kaboom
Me: I know
Her: no moar pen0r
Me: let it go in an awesome way then
let me tap dat
Her: your place or mine?
Me: either, I'm good
Her: ok, just promise you'll dress real sexy
Me: your fetish huh?
Her: yeah
Me: you got condoms and lewb?
Her: no lewb needed, i'll get soaking wet when i see you
Me: aight then
get ready for me
Fuck yeah.
Shame she lives on the other side of the country :v:
Oh, and it wasn't the person I was waiting for, she still isn't online :v:[/QUOTE]
quoting epic for new page
:( thanks guys you sure proved that I was a retard.
[quote=skeven;16399186]and you sir forgot to divide by zero. Oh shi-
on topic: No results yet :[ i'll keep trying.[/quote]
fffffffuuuuu-
[QUOTE=DesertRaptor;16398931]Sure[/QUOTE]
So babe will we meet in the dessert of Iran or a bit more west?
We can have a lovely time tapping your ass in italy.
A Hall of Fame should be made just for this thread.
People, normally supposed to die a virgin, are getting poontang, laws of physics are being defied!
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16399209]A Hall of Fame should be made just for this thread.
People, normally supposed to die a virgin, are getting poontang, laws of physics are being defied![/QUOTE]
Yeah, and some of us will be going to court next Saturday.
Someone should seriously ask Garry. :buddy:
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16399209]A Hall of Fame should be made just for this thread.
People, normally supposed to die a virgin, are getting poontang, laws of physics are being defied![/QUOTE]
Darwin's theory is collapsing.
Me: So when can I tap dat assssss?
Her: o.O?
Me: well??!
Her: I'm going to PA next week.
Me: Fuck... :|
Her: Maybe we can hang out Sunday?
Me: Alright! Then can I tap that ass?
Her: sure o.O
Me: /score
:dance:
[QUOTE=steekdan;16399237]Someone should seriously ask Garry. :buddy:[/QUOTE]
You do it, it's your idea.
[quote]Me says:
Hey, Her-kun
Her says:
Kun? Why?
Me says:
umm
anata-wa kawaii desu
Her says:
Sure . . . . why are you typing in Japanese?
Me says:
because i thought you'd like it
So, anyway, when are you going to let me tap that?
Her says:
Never?
Me says:
Soon?
Her says:
How does never turn into soon? But no, never.
Me says:
when you fail at something you should just try harderrr
but then that leads to rape sometimes, but you know
not tryin' to imply anything
Her says:
I really have nothing to say to that . . .
Me says:
You've always been slow-witted.
i kid
i kid
daisuki da yo <3
Her says:
Sure . . .
Me says:
wapanese doing anything for you? D:
Her says:
No . . . I don't even know Japanese. I only know a few words.
Me says:
well, anata-wa kawaii desu means you are cute :3
Her says:
I know that much.
Me says:
daisuki da yo means i really like you
Her says:
That one I didn't know. But I do know that's a lie.
Me says:
if i didn't really like you then why would i want to tap dat ass?
ha, i just defeated you with logic
Her says:
Not very good logic.
Me says:
that is perfectly sound logic
i like you so i want to tap dat ass
Her says:
Wanting to do that has nothing to do with liking someone.
Me says:
why on earth would i want to tap yo ass if i didn't like you[/quote]
that wasn't as fun as i thought it would be :(
[QUOTE=steekdan;16399237]Someone should seriously ask Garry. :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Possibole outcome:
1. He will get banned
2. Garry will laugh
3. He will get free gold member because of laughs
4. Garry makes a funny reply
5. Garry is going on a date.
6. Garry is ingoring him.
Hahaha even if it kills your relationships, IT'S SOO FUN!!!
This is via text. (I haven't talked to her in a while)
Me: yo
her: Wtf? Hah watsuppp
Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Wtf? Never I have a boyfriend. Stop being weird. Paycee
Me: So that's a yes?
Her: No bye *my name*
Me: lol
Me: you sure? :)
no reply :(
Wow I just read this whole thread. I think most of it is bullshit :|
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16399321]Me: So when can I tap dat assssss?
Her: o.O?
Me: well??!
Her: I'm going to PA next week.
Me: Fuck... :|
Her: Maybe we can hang out Sunday?
Me: Alright! Then can I tap that ass?
Her: sure o.O
Me: /score
:dance:[/QUOTE]
I'm from PA, ask her if I can tap that :D
[QUOTE=DualReaver;16399373]that wasn't as fun as i thought it would be :([/QUOTE]
The logic of a wapanese is better then your logic.
Back to the school benches.
[QUOTE=Milkyway M16;16399418]I'm from PA, ask her if I can tap that :D[/QUOTE]
No way, she's mine! >:(
[QUOTE=ExTek;16399408]Wow I just read this whole thread. I think most of it is bullshit :|[/QUOTE]
Really?
You guy's making any of this up?
:geno:
[QUOTE=darkgodmaste;16399443]The logic of a wapanese is better then your logic.
Back to the school benches.[/QUOTE]
what D:
[QUOTE=darkgodmaste;16399471]Really?
You guy's making any of this up?
:geno:[/QUOTE]
No.
He's just mad and jealous cause it doesn't work for him.
[QUOTE=ExTek;16399408]Wow I just read this whole thread. I think most of it is bullshit :|[/QUOTE]
Do you want them to take pictures of them making out with a paper stapled to their head "Facepunch"
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16399447]No way, she's mine! >:([/QUOTE]
We can share.
It will be lot's of fun.
We can tap that ass together.
[QUOTE=darkgodmaste;16399393]Possibole outcome:
1. He will get banned
2. Garry will laugh
3. He will get free gold member because of laughs
4. Garry makes a funny reply
5. Garry is going on a date.
6. Garry is ingoring him.[/QUOTE]
7. Garry contributes to this to thread and taps some random chick.
8. Garry is hit by a bolt of lightwin and actually delivers us a Hall of Fame.
[QUOTE=DualReaver;16399373][quote]Me says:
Hey, Her-kun
Her says:
Kun? Why?
Me says:
umm
anata-wa kawaii desu
Her says:
Sure . . . . why are you typing in Japanese?
Me says:
because i thought you'd like it
So, anyway, when are you going to let me tap that?
Her says:
Never?
Me says:
Soon?
Her says:
How does never turn into soon? But no, never.
Me says:
when you fail at something you should just try harderrr
but then that leads to rape sometimes, but you know
not tryin' to imply anything
Her says:
I really have nothing to say to that . . .
Me says:
You've always been slow-witted.
i kid
i kid
daisuki da yo <3
Her says:
Sure . . .
Me says:
wapanese doing anything for you? D:
Her says:
No . . . I don't even know Japanese. I only know a few words.
Me says:
well, anata-wa kawaii desu means you are cute :3
Her says:
I know that much.
Me says:
daisuki da yo means i really like you
Her says:
That one I didn't know. But I do know that's a lie.
Me says:
if i didn't really like you then why would i want to tap dat ass?
ha, i just defeated you with logic
Her says:
Not very good logic.
Me says:
that is perfectly sound logic
i like you so i want to tap dat ass
Her says:
Wanting to do that has nothing to do with liking someone.
Me says:
why on earth would i want to tap yo ass if i didn't like you[/quote]that wasn't as fun as i thought it would be :([/QUOTE]
I can't even laugh at that, it's just creepy as hell.
[QUOTE=RJ102;16399498]Do you want them to take pictures of them making out with a paper stapled to their head "Facepunch"[/QUOTE]
Well that would be quite fun to see actually.
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16399517]I can't even laugh at that, it's just creepy as hell.[/QUOTE]
i know it went so poorly :(
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i was hopin' she would get all >:C
but she is so passive
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16399517]I can't even laugh at that, it's just creepy as hell.[/QUOTE]
I assume you don't like rape?
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