• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16399069]Lern2math. (Epic + 1) > Epic. Oh ninja'd, with a better explanation. D:[/QUOTE] You forgot to carry the damn four
This thread should be in the Hall of Fame. If we have one.
[QUOTE=Case-Sensitive;16399137]You forgot to carry the damn four[/QUOTE] And you sir forgot to divide by zero. Oh shi- On topic: No results yet :[ I'll keep trying.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16398732]Me: when can I tap dat? Her:nevar Me:why not? Her: you cant handle me baybeh. Me:wanna bet Her: your dick will explode Me: Let it explode in you then Her: no i mean like kaboom Me: I know Her: no moar pen0r Me: let it go in an awesome way then let me tap dat Her: your place or mine? Me: either, I'm good Her: ok, just promise you'll dress real sexy Me: your fetish huh? Her: yeah Me: you got condoms and lewb? Her: no lewb needed, i'll get soaking wet when i see you Me: aight then get ready for me Fuck yeah. Shame she lives on the other side of the country :v: Oh, and it wasn't the person I was waiting for, she still isn't online :v:[/QUOTE] quoting epic for new page
:( thanks guys you sure proved that I was a retard.
[quote=skeven;16399186]and you sir forgot to divide by zero. Oh shi- on topic: No results yet :[ i'll keep trying.[/quote] fffffffuuuuu-
[QUOTE=DesertRaptor;16398931]Sure[/QUOTE] So babe will we meet in the dessert of Iran or a bit more west? We can have a lovely time tapping your ass in italy.
A Hall of Fame should be made just for this thread. People, normally supposed to die a virgin, are getting poontang, laws of physics are being defied!
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16399209]A Hall of Fame should be made just for this thread. People, normally supposed to die a virgin, are getting poontang, laws of physics are being defied![/QUOTE] Yeah, and some of us will be going to court next Saturday.
Someone should seriously ask Garry. :buddy:
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16399209]A Hall of Fame should be made just for this thread. People, normally supposed to die a virgin, are getting poontang, laws of physics are being defied![/QUOTE] Darwin's theory is collapsing.
Me: So when can I tap dat assssss? Her: o.O? Me: well??! Her: I'm going to PA next week. Me: Fuck... :| Her: Maybe we can hang out Sunday? Me: Alright! Then can I tap that ass? Her: sure o.O Me: /score :dance:
[QUOTE=steekdan;16399237]Someone should seriously ask Garry. :buddy:[/QUOTE] You do it, it's your idea.
[quote]Me says: Hey, Her-kun Her says: Kun? Why? Me says: umm anata-wa kawaii desu Her says: Sure . . . . why are you typing in Japanese? Me says: because i thought you'd like it So, anyway, when are you going to let me tap that? Her says: Never? Me says: Soon? Her says: How does never turn into soon? But no, never. Me says: when you fail at something you should just try harderrr but then that leads to rape sometimes, but you know not tryin' to imply anything Her says: I really have nothing to say to that . . . Me says: You've always been slow-witted. i kid i kid daisuki da yo <3 Her says: Sure . . . Me says: wapanese doing anything for you? D: Her says: No . . . I don't even know Japanese. I only know a few words. Me says: well, anata-wa kawaii desu means you are cute :3 Her says: I know that much. Me says: daisuki da yo means i really like you Her says: That one I didn't know. But I do know that's a lie. Me says: if i didn't really like you then why would i want to tap dat ass? ha, i just defeated you with logic Her says: Not very good logic. Me says: that is perfectly sound logic i like you so i want to tap dat ass Her says: Wanting to do that has nothing to do with liking someone. Me says: why on earth would i want to tap yo ass if i didn't like you[/quote] that wasn't as fun as i thought it would be :(
[QUOTE=steekdan;16399237]Someone should seriously ask Garry. :buddy:[/QUOTE] Possibole outcome: 1. He will get banned 2. Garry will laugh 3. He will get free gold member because of laughs 4. Garry makes a funny reply 5. Garry is going on a date. 6. Garry is ingoring him.
Hahaha even if it kills your relationships, IT'S SOO FUN!!! This is via text. (I haven't talked to her in a while) Me: yo her: Wtf? Hah watsuppp Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that? Her: Wtf? Never I have a boyfriend. Stop being weird. Paycee Me: So that's a yes? Her: No bye *my name* Me: lol Me: you sure? :) no reply :(
Wow I just read this whole thread. I think most of it is bullshit :|
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16399321]Me: So when can I tap dat assssss? Her: o.O? Me: well??! Her: I'm going to PA next week. Me: Fuck... :| Her: Maybe we can hang out Sunday? Me: Alright! Then can I tap that ass? Her: sure o.O Me: /score :dance:[/QUOTE] I'm from PA, ask her if I can tap that :D
[QUOTE=DualReaver;16399373]that wasn't as fun as i thought it would be :([/QUOTE] The logic of a wapanese is better then your logic. Back to the school benches.
[QUOTE=Milkyway M16;16399418]I'm from PA, ask her if I can tap that :D[/QUOTE] No way, she's mine! >:(
[QUOTE=ExTek;16399408]Wow I just read this whole thread. I think most of it is bullshit :|[/QUOTE] Really? You guy's making any of this up? :geno:
[QUOTE=darkgodmaste;16399443]The logic of a wapanese is better then your logic. Back to the school benches.[/QUOTE] what D:
[QUOTE=darkgodmaste;16399471]Really? You guy's making any of this up? :geno:[/QUOTE] No. He's just mad and jealous cause it doesn't work for him.
[QUOTE=ExTek;16399408]Wow I just read this whole thread. I think most of it is bullshit :|[/QUOTE] Do you want them to take pictures of them making out with a paper stapled to their head "Facepunch"
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16399447]No way, she's mine! >:([/QUOTE] We can share. It will be lot's of fun. We can tap that ass together.
[QUOTE=darkgodmaste;16399393]Possibole outcome: 1. He will get banned 2. Garry will laugh 3. He will get free gold member because of laughs 4. Garry makes a funny reply 5. Garry is going on a date. 6. Garry is ingoring him.[/QUOTE] 7. Garry contributes to this to thread and taps some random chick. 8. Garry is hit by a bolt of lightwin and actually delivers us a Hall of Fame.
[QUOTE=DualReaver;16399373][quote]Me says: Hey, Her-kun Her says: Kun? Why? Me says: umm anata-wa kawaii desu Her says: Sure . . . . why are you typing in Japanese? Me says: because i thought you'd like it So, anyway, when are you going to let me tap that? Her says: Never? Me says: Soon? Her says: How does never turn into soon? But no, never. Me says: when you fail at something you should just try harderrr but then that leads to rape sometimes, but you know not tryin' to imply anything Her says: I really have nothing to say to that . . . Me says: You've always been slow-witted. i kid i kid daisuki da yo <3 Her says: Sure . . . Me says: wapanese doing anything for you? D: Her says: No . . . I don't even know Japanese. I only know a few words. Me says: well, anata-wa kawaii desu means you are cute :3 Her says: I know that much. Me says: daisuki da yo means i really like you Her says: That one I didn't know. But I do know that's a lie. Me says: if i didn't really like you then why would i want to tap dat ass? ha, i just defeated you with logic Her says: Not very good logic. Me says: that is perfectly sound logic i like you so i want to tap dat ass Her says: Wanting to do that has nothing to do with liking someone. Me says: why on earth would i want to tap yo ass if i didn't like you[/quote]that wasn't as fun as i thought it would be :([/QUOTE] I can't even laugh at that, it's just creepy as hell.
[QUOTE=RJ102;16399498]Do you want them to take pictures of them making out with a paper stapled to their head "Facepunch"[/QUOTE] Well that would be quite fun to see actually.
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16399517]I can't even laugh at that, it's just creepy as hell.[/QUOTE] i know it went so poorly :( [editline]05:48PM[/editline] i was hopin' she would get all >:C but she is so passive
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16399517]I can't even laugh at that, it's just creepy as hell.[/QUOTE] I assume you don't like rape?
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