• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=RJ102;16399498]Do you want them to take pictures of them making out with a paper stapled to their head "Facepunch"[/QUOTE] Yeah.
Only one person looked at my epic :(
This thread is golden.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16399677]Only one person looked at my epic :([/QUOTE] Because it's not epic because she knows you live really far away and ergo knows you won't show up.
[QUOTE=ExTek;16399600]Yeah.[/QUOTE] Go ask OrkO
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16399677]Only one person looked at my epic :([/QUOTE] Maybe cause it's not epic at all. And the person is most probably joking.
Me: Hey Me: I need to ask you a question Her: Yeah, sure. Her: Sorry. Her: I was in the kitchen. Her: What's the question? Me: Heh. Me: Can I tap that? :] Her: Haha. What? :] Me: Can I tap that? Her: Not quite sure what that means, but..um..yes? Results?
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;16399772]Maybe cause it's not epic at all. And the person is most probably joking.[/QUOTE] It was Tania, and I told her not to take it seriously :v:
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16399790]It was Tania, and I told her not to take it seriously :v:[/QUOTE] So, that's not "epic". You're acting like she's actually interested.
Dcalde is such a creeper
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;16399842]So, that's not "epic". You're acting like she's actually interested.[/QUOTE] I know she isn't :rolleye:
[QUOTE=Skeven;16399778] Her: Sorry. Her: I was in the kitchen. Her: What's the question? Me: Heh. [/QUOTE] Is everyone thinking what I am thinking? .. :smug:
[QUOTE=GameQude;16399900]Is everyone thinking what I am thinking?[/QUOTE] I think so, yes.
[QUOTE=RJ102;16399739]Go ask OrkO[/QUOTE] Haha. His head is already full of metal he wouldn't do it.
[QUOTE=Skeven;16399778]Me: Hey Me: I need to ask you a question Her: Yeah, sure. Her: Sorry. Her: I was in the kitchen. Her: What's the question? Me: Heh. Me: Can I tap that? :] Her: Haha. What? :] Me: Can I tap that? Her: Not quite sure what that means, but..um..yes? Results?[/QUOTE] Me: It means can I get in your pants? Her: Oh. Haha. Her: Well, then. Her: Yes. Me: When? Her: Hmm. I'm not sure. Me: Need an answer ;] Her: Heh. Her: Oh, you. :] Her: Maybe if we get to hang out tomorrow? Me: Haha, I think you misunderstood the whole conversation Her: Haha. Her: Okay, fine. Her: How about now? Her: Get yourself over here. Me: You understand what I mean by "get in your pants" right? Her: Yeah, yeah. Her: I know you. This isn't actually going to go anywhere though. :/ [/fail]
Meh.. Contributing. (Translated from 1337speak cellular text.) Me: hey. Her: hi. Me: whatcha doing? Her: going out. Me: I don't give a shit. Her: ok uh.. Me: listen, can I tap that? Her: what? Me: dat ass. can I tap it? Her: you mean sex? Me: I mean sex. Her: shut up. Me: so that's a yes? Her: that's a no. Me: give me 6 reasons. Her: because I'm in a relationship. that's a good enough reason. Me: nobody has to know. except my cat, because I tell him everything. Her: you don't have a cat, and no. Me: please. Her: I can't even tell if you're serious. Me: dead serious. Her: wtf I'm not going to fuck you, quit bugging me or I'm seriously going to tell [insert bf's name]. Me: he can join too if he wants, as long as he doesn't look at me funny. (No answer.) A few minutes ago: Me: relax I was just kidding. Her: you're an asshole. Me: it's going to be just us. nobody can join. Her: don't talk to me anymore. -1 Friend. I'm finished.
Fuck, I can't PM garry. Otherwise I take the chance and ask him.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16399878]I know she isn't :rolleye:[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16399677&postcount=968[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16399189&postcount=940[/url]
[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16399957]Meh.. Contributing. (Translated from 1337speak cellular text.) Me: hey. Her: hi. Me: whatcha doing? Her: going out. Me: I don't give a shit. Her: ok uh.. Me: listen, can I tap that? Her: what? Me: dat ass. can I tap it? Her: you mean sex? Me: I mean sex. Her: shut up. Me: so that's a yes? Her: that's a no. Me: give me 6 reasons. Her: because I'm in a relationship. that's a good enough reason. Me: nobody has to know. except my cat, because I tell him everything. Her: you don't have a cat, and no. Me: please. Her: I can't even tell if you're serious. Me: dead serious. Her: wtf I'm not going to fuck you, quit bugging me or I'm seriously going to tell [insert bf's name]. Me: he can join too if he wants, as long as he doesn't look at me funny. (No answer.) A few minutes ago: Me: relax I was just kidding. Her: you're an asshole. Me: it's going to be just us. nobody can join. Her: don't talk to me anymore. -1 Friend. I'm finished.[/QUOTE] But there you forced her to think you were an asshole.
I love this thread so much
[QUOTE=trey_awsome;16400014]I love this thread so much[/QUOTE] Ask it if you can tap that
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;16399978][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16399677&postcount=968[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16399189&postcount=940[/url][/QUOTE] Well, maybe epic was the wrong word.
I agree with benny but it doesn't matter because dcalde cant see anything I say.
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16400031]I agree with benny but it doesn't matter because dcalde cant see anything I say.[/QUOTE] Oh really?
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16400077]Oh really?[/QUOTE] OH SHI- now you have no excuse for ignoring everything I say because I now know that you actually look at my posts.
Hey dcalde can I tap dat?
[QUOTE=Skeven;16399946] Me: Hey Me: I need to ask you a question Her: Yeah, sure. Her: Sorry. Her: I was in the kitchen. Her: What's the question? Me: Heh. Me: Can I tap that? :] Her: Haha. What? :] Me: Can I tap that? Her: Not quite sure what that means, but..um..yes? Me: It means can I get in your pants? Her: Oh. Haha. Her: Well, then. Her: Yes. Me: When? Her: Hmm. I'm not sure. Me: Need an answer ;] Her: Heh. Her: Oh, you. :] Her: Maybe if we get to hang out tomorrow? Me: Haha, I think you misunderstood the whole conversation Her: Haha. Her: Okay, fine. Her: How about now? Her: Get yourself over here. Me: You understand what I mean by "get in your pants" right? Her: Yeah, yeah. Her: I know you. [/QUOTE] The conclusion: Me: You said yes earlier :] Her: Haha. Yeah, when I didn't know what that meant. :] Me: So the answer is no? Her: Haha. Her: No, the answer is yes. Her: But not now. Her: When were married. I picked a winner. :] Semi-success?
[QUOTE=RJ102;16400120]Hey dcalde can I tap dat?[/QUOTE] wat
[QUOTE=Skeven;16400123]The conclusion: Me: You said yes earlier :] Her: Haha. Yeah, when I didn't know what that meant. :] Me: So the answer is no? Her: Haha. Her: No, the answer is yes. Her: But not now. Her: When were married. I picked a winner. :] Semi-success?[/QUOTE] propose, right now, through text message.
i hope you guys realize this is a thread on /b/ but good thread otherwise
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