Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=RJ102;16399498]Do you want them to take pictures of them making out with a paper stapled to their head "Facepunch"[/QUOTE]
Yeah.
Only one person looked at my epic :(
This thread is golden.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16399677]Only one person looked at my epic :([/QUOTE]
Because it's not epic because she knows you live really far away and ergo knows you won't show up.
[QUOTE=ExTek;16399600]Yeah.[/QUOTE]
Go ask OrkO
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16399677]Only one person looked at my epic :([/QUOTE]
Maybe cause it's not epic at all.
And the person is most probably joking.
Me: Hey
Me: I need to ask you a question
Her: Yeah, sure.
Her: Sorry.
Her: I was in the kitchen.
Her: What's the question?
Me: Heh.
Me: Can I tap that? :]
Her: Haha. What? :]
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Not quite sure what that means, but..um..yes?
Results?
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;16399772]Maybe cause it's not epic at all.
And the person is most probably joking.[/QUOTE]
It was Tania, and I told her not to take it seriously :v:
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16399790]It was Tania, and I told her not to take it seriously :v:[/QUOTE]
So, that's not "epic".
You're acting like she's actually interested.
Dcalde is such a creeper
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;16399842]So, that's not "epic".
You're acting like she's actually interested.[/QUOTE]
I know she isn't :rolleye:
[QUOTE=Skeven;16399778]
Her: Sorry.
Her: I was in the kitchen.
Her: What's the question?
Me: Heh.
[/QUOTE]
Is everyone thinking what I am thinking?
..
:smug:
[QUOTE=GameQude;16399900]Is everyone thinking what I am thinking?[/QUOTE]
I think so, yes.
[QUOTE=RJ102;16399739]Go ask OrkO[/QUOTE]
Haha. His head is already full of metal he wouldn't do it.
[QUOTE=Skeven;16399778]Me: Hey
Me: I need to ask you a question
Her: Yeah, sure.
Her: Sorry.
Her: I was in the kitchen.
Her: What's the question?
Me: Heh.
Me: Can I tap that? :]
Her: Haha. What? :]
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Not quite sure what that means, but..um..yes?
Results?[/QUOTE]
Me: It means can I get in your pants?
Her: Oh. Haha.
Her: Well, then.
Her: Yes.
Me: When?
Her: Hmm. I'm not sure.
Me: Need an answer ;]
Her: Heh.
Her: Oh, you. :]
Her: Maybe if we get to hang out tomorrow?
Me: Haha, I think you misunderstood the whole conversation
Her: Haha.
Her: Okay, fine.
Her: How about now?
Her: Get yourself over here.
Me: You understand what I mean by "get in your pants" right?
Her: Yeah, yeah.
Her: I know you.
This isn't actually going to go anywhere though. :/
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Meh.. Contributing.
(Translated from 1337speak cellular text.)
Me: hey.
Her: hi.
Me: whatcha doing?
Her: going out.
Me: I don't give a shit.
Her: ok uh..
Me: listen, can I tap that?
Her: what?
Me: dat ass. can I tap it?
Her: you mean sex?
Me: I mean sex.
Her: shut up.
Me: so that's a yes?
Her: that's a no.
Me: give me 6 reasons.
Her: because I'm in a relationship. that's a good enough reason.
Me: nobody has to know. except my cat, because I tell him everything.
Her: you don't have a cat, and no.
Me: please.
Her: I can't even tell if you're serious.
Me: dead serious.
Her: wtf I'm not going to fuck you, quit bugging me or I'm seriously going to tell [insert bf's name].
Me: he can join too if he wants, as long as he doesn't look at me funny.
(No answer.)
A few minutes ago:
Me: relax I was just kidding.
Her: you're an asshole.
Me: it's going to be just us. nobody can join.
Her: don't talk to me anymore.
-1 Friend. I'm finished.
Fuck, I can't PM garry. Otherwise I take the chance and ask him.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16399878]I know she isn't :rolleye:[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16399957]Meh.. Contributing.
(Translated from 1337speak cellular text.)
Me: hey.
Her: hi.
Me: whatcha doing?
Her: going out.
Me: I don't give a shit.
Her: ok uh..
Me: listen, can I tap that?
Her: what?
Me: dat ass. can I tap it?
Her: you mean sex?
Me: I mean sex.
Her: shut up.
Me: so that's a yes?
Her: that's a no.
Me: give me 6 reasons.
Her: because I'm in a relationship. that's a good enough reason.
Me: nobody has to know. except my cat, because I tell him everything.
Her: you don't have a cat, and no.
Me: please.
Her: I can't even tell if you're serious.
Me: dead serious.
Her: wtf I'm not going to fuck you, quit bugging me or I'm seriously going to tell [insert bf's name].
Me: he can join too if he wants, as long as he doesn't look at me funny.
(No answer.)
A few minutes ago:
Me: relax I was just kidding.
Her: you're an asshole.
Me: it's going to be just us. nobody can join.
Her: don't talk to me anymore.
-1 Friend. I'm finished.[/QUOTE]
But there you forced her to think you were an asshole.
I love this thread so much
[QUOTE=trey_awsome;16400014]I love this thread so much[/QUOTE]
Ask it if you can tap that
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;16399978][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16399677&postcount=968[/url]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16399189&postcount=940[/url][/QUOTE]
Well, maybe epic was the wrong word.
I agree with benny but it doesn't matter because dcalde cant see anything I say.
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16400031]I agree with benny but it doesn't matter because dcalde cant see anything I say.[/QUOTE]
Oh really?
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16400077]Oh really?[/QUOTE]
OH SHI-
now you have no excuse for ignoring everything I say because I now know that you actually look at my posts.
Hey dcalde can I tap dat?
[QUOTE=Skeven;16399946]
Me: Hey
Me: I need to ask you a question
Her: Yeah, sure.
Her: Sorry.
Her: I was in the kitchen.
Her: What's the question?
Me: Heh.
Me: Can I tap that? :]
Her: Haha. What? :]
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Not quite sure what that means, but..um..yes?
Me: It means can I get in your pants?
Her: Oh. Haha.
Her: Well, then.
Her: Yes.
Me: When?
Her: Hmm. I'm not sure.
Me: Need an answer ;]
Her: Heh.
Her: Oh, you. :]
Her: Maybe if we get to hang out tomorrow?
Me: Haha, I think you misunderstood the whole conversation
Her: Haha.
Her: Okay, fine.
Her: How about now?
Her: Get yourself over here.
Me: You understand what I mean by "get in your pants" right?
Her: Yeah, yeah.
Her: I know you.
[/QUOTE]
The conclusion:
Me: You said yes earlier :]
Her: Haha. Yeah, when I didn't know what that meant. :]
Me: So the answer is no?
Her: Haha.
Her: No, the answer is yes.
Her: But not now.
Her: When were married.
I picked a winner. :]
Semi-success?
[QUOTE=RJ102;16400120]Hey dcalde can I tap dat?[/QUOTE]
wat
[QUOTE=Skeven;16400123]The conclusion:
Me: You said yes earlier :]
Her: Haha. Yeah, when I didn't know what that meant. :]
Me: So the answer is no?
Her: Haha.
Her: No, the answer is yes.
Her: But not now.
Her: When were married.
I picked a winner. :]
Semi-success?[/QUOTE]
propose, right now, through text message.
i hope you guys realize this is a thread on /b/
but good thread otherwise
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