• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=Skippy!;16400168]propose, right now, through text message.[/QUOTE] ^ Do it now.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16400164]wat[/QUOTE] oh wait I'm not supposed to do this on Facepunch. n/m
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16399447]No way, she's mine! >:([/QUOTE] Really? Sounds like she's not into it... so what's her number :P
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[QUOTE=Skeven;16400123]The conclusion: Me: You said yes earlier :] Her: Haha. Yeah, when I didn't know what that meant. :] Me: So the answer is no? Her: Haha. Her: No, the answer is yes. Her: But not now. Her: When were married. I picked a winner. :] Semi-success?[/QUOTE] Marrige can't be called success.
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[QUOTE=RJ102;16400244]1,002 posts[/QUOTE] In one day. Dam... Shall we tap those asses to celibrate?
Oh damn I missed a lot while I was away! Someone else scored and it looks like a few others are gonna get lucky too... [QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16399957]Meh.. Contributing. (Translated from 1337speak cellular text.) Me: hey. Her: hi. Me: whatcha doing? Her: going out. Me: I don't give a shit. Her: ok uh.. Me: listen, can I tap that? Her: what? Me: dat ass. can I tap it? Her: you mean sex? Me: I mean sex. Her: shut up. Me: so that's a yes? Her: that's a no. Me: give me 6 reasons. Her: because I'm in a relationship. that's a good enough reason. Me: nobody has to know. except my cat, because I tell him everything. Her: you don't have a cat, and no. Me: please. Her: I can't even tell if you're serious. Me: dead serious. Her: wtf I'm not going to fuck you, quit bugging me or I'm seriously going to tell [insert bf's name]. Me: he can join too if he wants, as long as he doesn't look at me funny. (No answer.) A few minutes ago: Me: relax I was just kidding. Her: you're an asshole. Me: it's going to be just us. nobody can join. Her: don't talk to me anymore. -1 Friend. I'm finished.[/QUOTE] This guy. :jerkbag: LMFAO Fucking hilarious!
The asses shall be tapped.
[QUOTE=Skeven;16400123]The conclusion: Me: You said yes earlier :] Her: Haha. Yeah, when I didn't know what that meant. :] Me: So the answer is no? Her: Haha. Her: No, the answer is yes. Her: But not now. Her: When were married. I picked a winner. :] Semi-success?[/QUOTE] Me: So, will you marry me, so I can tap that? Her: ..since you're my boyfriend, yes. Me: When? :] Her: Haha. I don't know. Her: Um.. Her: wish we could get married now.. To be continued... (in a couple of years?)
Marriage is the begging of the end, man. Don't do it!
[QUOTE=Skeven;16400289]Me: So, will you marry me, so I can tap that? Her: ..since you're my boyfriend, yes. Me: When? :] Her: Haha. I don't know. Her: Um.. Her: wish we could get married now.. To be continued... (in a couple of years?)[/QUOTE] hahaha
It's most definitely a trap, you two will have glorious sex yes, but then comes the babys and house and the nagging and the bills and the work and the loans and the work and the loans and the growing up and the drug addictions and the jailtime and the dropping the soap and the 20 years later and the Grey hair and the nostalgia and the death.
Forgot the nagging.
[QUOTE=RJ102;16400343]It's most definitely a trap, you two will have glorious sex yes, but then comes the babys and house and the bills and the work and the loans and the work and the loans and the growing up and the drug addictions and the jailtime and the dropping the soap and the 20 years later and the Grey hair and the nostalgia and the death.[/QUOTE] The summary of my future?
Me: btws I was wonderin... wen u gunna let me tap dat bitch? xoxo 6 minutes ago · Delete Dude I'm talking to: you can't tap a dog Thats disgusting :D :D :D 5 minutes ago · Delete Me: I didn't mean a dog I meant wen can I tap dat ass? xoxo 3 minutes ago · Delete Dude I'm talking to: You just want a piece of my sister you perv!!! 2 minutes ago · Delete Me: Hahaa indeed I do she is pretty hot... can I tap her ass then? xoxo about a minute ago · Delete Dude I'm talking to: only if i can tap your mums? 38 seconds ago · Delete Me: Rarrr you beast no I guess no tapping then dammit I have failed FP xoxo
[QUOTE=RJ102;16400343]It's most definitely a trap, you two will have glorious sex yes, but then comes the babys and house and the bills and the work and the loans and the work and the loans and the growing up and the drug addictions and the jailtime and the dropping the soap and the 20 years later and the Grey hair and the nostalgia and the death.[/QUOTE] DREAM CRUSHER! caps
[QUOTE=Skeven;16400289]Me: So, will you marry me, so I can tap that? Her: ..since you're my boyfriend, yes. Me: When? :] Her: Haha. I don't know. Her: Um.. Her: wish we could get married now.. To be continued... (in a couple of years?)[/QUOTE] And Skeven lived happily ever-after.
[QUOTE=LolZombieFace;16400395]Me: btws I was wonderin... wen u gunna let me tap dat bitch? xoxo 6 minutes ago · Delete Dude I'm talking to: you can't tap a dog Thats disgusting :D :D :D 5 minutes ago · Delete Me: I didn't mean a dog I meant wen can I tap dat ass? xoxo 3 minutes ago · Delete Dude I'm talking to: You just want a piece of my sister you perv!!! 2 minutes ago · Delete Me: Hahaa indeed I do she is pretty hot... can I tap her ass then? xoxo about a minute ago · Delete Dude I'm talking to: only if i can tap your mums? 38 seconds ago · Delete Me: Rarrr you beast no I guess no tapping then dammit I have failed FP xoxo[/QUOTE] Cool story sis.
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16385692]I asked on aim. Her (11:37:04 PM): hi. how are you doing? Me (11:37:22 PM): Im good Me (11:37:26 PM): how aboot you Her (11:38:01 PM): im psyched! Me (11:38:06 PM): For? Me (11:38:15 PM): are you bi-polar O_O Her (11:38:21 PM): johnnys coming home early(: Me (11:38:31 PM): ? Me (11:38:32 PM): from? Her (11:38:38 PM): honesdale. Her (11:38:43 PM): no, he just told me that and it made me happy. Me (11:38:49 PM): ah Me (11:38:50 PM): okay Me (11:38:51 PM): lol Me (11:38:51 PM): :P Me (11:38:57 PM): you gotta admit that question DID make sense. Her (11:39:53 PM): hahaa a little yeah Me (11:40:09 PM): So when you gonna let me tap dat ass Her (11:41:06 PM): haha, you only have like.. however many hours til johnny gets home, haha. Me (11:41:13 PM): O_O Me (11:41:16 PM): are you cerial :O Her (11:41:25 PM): haha yep. Me (11:41:27 PM): SWEET Her (11:41:31 PM): i think we're getting back together when he gets home. Me (11:43:02 PM): so wait Me (11:43:06 PM): you're serious? Me (11:44:20 PM): ??????? Her (11:45:29 PM): about what? Me (11:45:56 PM): me fuckin you Her (11:46:06 PM): yeah, why not? i know your clean. and i like sex. Me (11:46:11 PM): :o Me (11:46:15 PM): i wasn't....O_O[/QUOTE] was a good day today.
So much laid in this thread
Lucky mother fucker.
I asked a few girls, only one knew what it meant. She replied with a simple [i]"no fuck you mike"[/i] score :smug:
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16400697]was a good day today.[/QUOTE] lol i call the veracity of this story into serious question
You guys... [b][i]You don't know how horny this thread makes me.[/i][/b]
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16400697]was a good day today.[/QUOTE] She knew she was getting back together with her boyfriend, yet she was still willing to have sex with you? That seems kind of wrong to be honest.
This is the best place on the internet.
Does it count if I jokingly ask a gay?
itt threads gon' end soon
[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16400906]She knew she was getting back together with her boyfriend, yet she was still willing to have sex with you? That seems kind of wrong to be honest.[/QUOTE] Fuck no. Getting some nice pussy is getting some nice pussy. If the girl wants it, go for it.
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