Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16400906]She knew she was getting back together with her boyfriend, yet she was still willing to have sex with you? That seems kind of wrong to be honest.[/QUOTE]
Kind of. But think about it: she had the chance to get a fuckin' from another guy before being stuck to her boyfriend again. Well not Stuuuck but devoted rather? You know you would too. :wink:
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16400997]Fuck no.
Getting some nice pussy is getting some nice pussy.
If the girl wants it, go for it.[/QUOTE]
Of course. Now put yourself in the other guy's shoes.
You're coming home from somewhere and your girlfriend cheats on you.
[QUOTE=InsaneInThe;16400996]itt threads gon' end soon[/QUOTE]
In 24 Pages yea.
Wait, I must've misread it. Are they together or NOT? If they aren't she can do it with no problem. If they are... what a bitch.
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Oh shit they are together. That cheating slut. It's not okay in that case.
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You did score some pussy though... still, not good.
[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16401039]Of course. Now put yourself in the other guy's shoes.
Your coming home from somewhere and your girlfriend cheats on you.[/QUOTE]
Then she's not my girlfriend.
I'm actually genuinely shocked at how successful this thread really is. :geno:
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I can't think of anyone to try it on, sadly.
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Dammit I miss being attracted to people.
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Ex-girlfriend has turned me asexual...
lol Look what was featured on the front page of youtube!:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zJHMad1ZsM[/media]
Biggest icon I saw on the screen too. :smug:
Oh god :frown:
I'm not even joking, I think.
[QUOTE=InsaneInThe;16400996]itt threads gon' end soon[/QUOTE]
The lmao pic thread is still going....
Don't let this thread get lock :(
Haha I got like 3 comin up let me finish these conversations first.
Am I dreaming? FP guys getting laid?:sweatdrop:
[QUOTE=Case-Sensitive;16401173]Don't let this thread get lock :([/QUOTE]
How can it get lock
[QUOTE=Dlaor;16401261]Am I dreaming? FP guys getting laid?:sweatdrop:[/QUOTE]
It's a miracle, huh?!
Thread limit is now 2000
Also: thread is full of laughs
Yeah, it may be full of laughs but it's also full of tears.
Probably some blood too.
[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16399957]Meh.. Contributing.
(Translated from 1337speak cellular text.)
Me: hey.
Her: hi.
Me: whatcha doing?
Her: going out.
Me: I don't give a shit.
Her: ok uh..
Me: listen, can I tap that?
Her: what?
Me: dat ass. can I tap it?
Her: you mean sex?
Me: I mean sex.
Her: shut up.
Me: so that's a yes?
Her: that's a no.
Me: give me 6 reasons.
Her: because I'm in a relationship. that's a good enough reason.
Me: nobody has to know. except my cat, because I tell him everything.
Her: you don't have a cat, and no.
Me: please.
Her: I can't even tell if you're serious.
Me: dead serious.
Her: wtf I'm not going to fuck you, quit bugging me or I'm seriously going to tell [insert bf's name].
Me: he can join too if he wants, as long as he doesn't look at me funny.
(No answer.)
A few minutes ago:
Me: relax I was just kidding.
Her: you're an asshole.
Me: it's going to be just us. nobody can join.
Her: don't talk to me anymore.
-1 Friend. I'm finished.[/QUOTE]
Your cat keeps a journal of everything you tell him, and he is going to out it into a book. Do not tell your cat everything.
The reason this is silly is because cats cannot write, nor publish books.
I'm 19 and still haven't got to first base. You still have me, Dlaor.
Infact, I never had a relationship
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16401339]Yeah, it may be full of laughs but it's also full of tears.
Probably some blood too.[/QUOTE]
Oh god. Virgins
[QUOTE=RJ102;16401367]I'm 19 and still haven't got to first base. You still have me, Dlaor.[/QUOTE]
18 here, never had a girlfriend.
Nor did I kiss, hold hands or any of that jazz. :v:
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16401393]Oh god. Virgins[/QUOTE]
Well I didn't exactly have virgins in mind but that too I guess.
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16401405]18 here, never had a girlfriend.
Nor did I kiss, hold hands or any of that jazz. :v:[/QUOTE]
I hugged a girl once or twice if that counts.
Oh god this one turned out kinda horrible
Me: Hey
Him: who is this yoo??
Me: Idk what you doing?
Him: Just got bacl from the beach.
And who is thiss??
Me: I think you know
Him: Nooo, i don't.
Whoo??
Me: Fairy dust
Him: Fred:)
Me: Actually Jose
Him: It was Juan:)
Me: Oh yeah that's right
Him: Hahahaah:)
I saw thesee hot guys at the beach:)
Me: Oh...can I tap dat?
Him: Oh hell yeah. all night.
Me: SWEET!
He's a fag, I'm not.
Me: Yo
Her: Hey what's up?
Me: Yea so are you gona let me tap that?
Her: hahaha
Me: You laugh like I'm joking.
Her: Cause it's funny
Me: So I just throw myself at you and you laugh?
Her: Yup lol
Me: You just missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime
Her: :(
Me: I don't feel bad you bought this on yourself.
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16401405]18 here, never had a girlfriend.
Nor did I kiss, hold hands or any of that jazz. :v:[/QUOTE]
Don't you feel like YOUR DOIN' IT WRONG!? :]
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16401405]18 here, never had a girlfriend.
Nor did I kiss, hold hands or any of that jazz. :v:[/QUOTE]
Feel bad for you. I had scored a home run by the time i was 16.
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16401405]18 here, never had a girlfriend.
Nor did I kiss, hold hands or any of that jazz. :v:[/QUOTE]
I got my first girlfriend in January this year and let me tell you man, it's great. You know, until she gets tired of you and dumps you one day before it would be two months. :argh:
me: what's up?
Him: not much
me: I wanted to ask you something
him: hm?
Me: when you gunna let me tap dat ass
Him: 31 February 2015
:crying:
[QUOTE=Skeven;16401447]Don't you feel like YOUR DOIN' IT WRONG!? :][/QUOTE]
I do actually, but I never put any effort in fixing it, mainly in fear of making an ass out of myself in front of girls. :v:
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16401452]Feel bad for you. I had scored a home run by the time i was 16.[/QUOTE]
Virgin Power
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