• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=InsaneInThe;16400843]lol i call the veracity of this story into serious question[/QUOTE] It's cool if you don't believe it, I would show you the AIM chat log if I saved them :[
[QUOTE=redback3;16401465]me: what's up? Him: not much me: I wanted to ask you something him: hm? Me: when you gunna let me tap dat ass Him: 31 February 2015 :crying:[/QUOTE] Push the Earth a little out of orbit and allocate the extra days caused by this to February.. and wait.
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16401486]I do actually, but I never put any effort in fixing it, mainly in fear of making an ass out of myself in front of girls. :v:[/QUOTE] Take risks. It will only get better with time and practice. Now only if I would take my own advice.
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16401486]I do actually, but I never put any effort in fixing it, mainly in fear of making an ass out of myself in front of girls. :v:[/QUOTE] Are you ever going to see them again?
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16401068]Wait, I must've misread it. Are they together or NOT? If they aren't she can do it with no problem. If they are... what a bitch. [editline]09:58PM[/editline] Oh shit they are together. That cheating slut. It's not okay in that case. [editline]09:58PM[/editline] You did score some pussy though... still, not good.[/QUOTE] They aren't together, if they are I wouldn't have done it. That's really fucked up to have a girl cheat on a boyfriend with ya. He was an asshole to her. he broke up with her. now he's crying to her wanting her back.
[QUOTE=Skeven;16401537]Are you ever going to see them again?[/QUOTE] Probably not, it's probably just my paralyzing fear of failing in combination with the other mentioned reason. :v:
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16401550]They aren't together, if they are I wouldn't have done it. That's really fucked up to have a girl cheat on a boyfriend with ya.[/QUOTE] Why did she say that guy was coming from wherever early? Why was there a need to do it before he got there then?
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16401592]Why did she say that guy was coming from wherever early? Why was there a need to do it before he got there then?[/QUOTE] because she was thinking about getting back together with him.
A 15 year old just signed in...do i go there?
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16401630]A 15 year old just signed in...do i go there?[/QUOTE] I'd laugh my ass off if she told her parents.
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16401630]A 15 year old just signed in...do i go there?[/QUOTE] Only if your state allows you to screw her!
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16401630]A 15 year old just signed in...do i go there?[/QUOTE] If you guys are in Asia have a ball.
[QUOTE=Anonymouse;16401438]Oh god this one turned out kinda horrible Me: Hey Him: who is this yoo?? Me: Idk what you doing? Him: Just got bacl from the beach. And who is thiss?? Me: I think you know Him: Nooo, i don't. Whoo?? Me: Fairy dust Him: Fred:) Me: Actually Jose Him: It was Juan:) Me: Oh yeah that's right Him: Hahahaah:) I saw thesee hot guys at the beach:) Me: Oh...can I tap dat? Him: Oh hell yeah. all night. Me: SWEET! He's a fag, I'm not.[/QUOTE] OH GOD, IT GOES ON Me: Freakin amazing Him:Me tooo. your soo cutee RAWR. Me: I know i am lol Him:Lmao. I am geattin icee cream Me: hot Him: like your bodieee Me: Wat
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16401630]A 15 year old just signed in...do i go there?[/QUOTE] Can't get any one under 18 here in California! Sucks ASS. Check this thread out :sigh: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=781494[/url]
I want to try this to a random girl that I'm not really friends with but I'm kind of scared.
[QUOTE=maniac;16401705]I want to try this to a random girl that I'm not really friends with but I'm kind of scared.[/QUOTE] Same here.
Legal limit in NZ is 16.
If they're not really your friends, don't do it. They can report you for sexual harassment (in the US)
[quote]Dr. Feelgood 'til death do us party says: so i was thinking when can I hit that? TaniaTiger - at Beef's with Ash. Kris and Pip - I love you<3 says: well, i was thinking we could do it ontop of your dad like we used to Dr. Feelgood 'til death do us party says: well i am visiting you tomorrow, my dad won't be there unfortunately TaniaTiger - at Beef's with Ash. Kris and Pip - I love you<3 says: drat guess we're gonna have to wait Dr. Feelgood 'til death do us party says: coming back to mine after, remember? TaniaTiger - at Beef's with Ash. Kris and Pip - I love you<3 says: oh yeah i'm in :Q: Dr. Feelgood 'til death do us party says: awww jea [/quote] :c00l:
[QUOTE=Skeven;16401849]If they're not really your friends, don't do it. They can report you for sexual harassment (in the US)[/QUOTE] I mean like people I'm friendly with, but not on the level where I would randomly ask them for sex.
Oh fuck then I get rejected by a girl Me:hey Her: <Redacted>! :D what up doug! Me:Not much, how about you? Her:Just at colbys! hehe Me:Oh lucky so can i tap dat? Her:Tap what? lol Me:Dat ass Her:Lol! uhhhh.... Me:Answer now Her:Ok lol Me:yes or no? Her:Idk what ur asking... lolz! Me:Secks pls Her:Um no im good thanks ;) Me:God now i'm going to die i got a horrible disease where if i don't once a week i explode Her:Wow...i think u should go to the doctor for that...lol Me:Idk the doctors aren't hot enough Her:Wat Me:Wat Her:Hahahahahaha It probably doesn't help that she has a boyfriend.
Holy fuck, this thread is awesome. I'm laughing right out loud from some of these. Well done, Facepunch.
God damn, the one person I want to ask this, and she [I]still [/I]isn't online.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16401990]God damn, the one person I want to ask this, and she [I]still [/I]isn't online.[/QUOTE] Is it a Facepuncher? :v:
[QUOTE=Anonymouse;16401891]Oh fuck then I get rejected by a girl Me:hey Her: <Redacted>! :D what up doug! Me:Not much, how about you? Her:Just at colbys! hehe Me:Oh lucky so can i tap dat? Her:Tap what? lol Me:Dat ass Her:Lol! uhhhh.... Me:Answer now Her:Ok lol Me:yes or no? Her:Idk what ur asking... lolz! Me:Secks pls Her:Um no im good thanks ;) Me:God now i'm going to die i got a horrible disease where if i don't once a week i explode Her:Wow...i think u should go to the doctor for that...lol Me:Idk the doctors aren't hot enough Her:Wat Me:Wat Her:Hahahahahaha It probably doesn't help that she has a boyfriend.[/QUOTE] Oh man, the doctors aren't hot enough sounds so awesome.
Sunnday3: suspect [TnB] Suspect Team: no? Sunnday3: when are you gonna let me tap that [TnB] Suspect Team: tap what? Sunnday3: that ass [TnB] Suspect Team: Huuuuuuuuuh? Sunnday3: I want to have sex with you [TnB] Suspect Team: Are you asking me to ta- Retard =P [TnB] Suspect Team: Cybering is newborz. Sunnday3: make love to me Suspect. [TnB] Suspect Team: My GF reading faggot =P Sunnday3: its okay we can make it a 3 some. [TnB] Suspect Team: Actually Yoann want to join too so it's a 4 some [TnB] Suspect Team: ahahahha Sunnday3: LETS DO ITTT [TnB] Suspect Team: THIS IS SPARTA =P Sunnday3: NO U Sunnday3: I OPEN UP MAH ASSHOLE [TnB] Suspect Team:I Stick It in. [TnB] Suspect Team: I came. [TnB] Suspect Team:In my pants. [TnB] Suspect Team:hard.
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;16402015]Is it a Facepuncher? :v:[/QUOTE] Nope.
Not your friend Yuki, is it? Unless you've already [I]done[/I] her, hurr hurr
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;16402094]Not your friend Yuki, is it? Unless you've already [I]done[/I] her, hurr hurr[/QUOTE] She's a Facepuncher :downs: And no, I haven't.
[QUOTE=darkgodmaste;16399393]6. Garry is ingoring him.[/QUOTE] Oh lol
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