Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=InsaneInThe;16400843]lol i call the veracity of this story into serious question[/QUOTE]
It's cool if you don't believe it,
I would show you the AIM chat log if I saved them :[
[QUOTE=redback3;16401465]me: what's up?
Him: not much
me: I wanted to ask you something
him: hm?
Me: when you gunna let me tap dat ass
Him: 31 February 2015
:crying:[/QUOTE]
Push the Earth a little out of orbit and allocate the extra days caused by this to February.. and wait.
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16401486]I do actually, but I never put any effort in fixing it, mainly in fear of making an ass out of myself in front of girls. :v:[/QUOTE]
Take risks. It will only get better with time and practice.
Now only if I would take my own advice.
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16401486]I do actually, but I never put any effort in fixing it, mainly in fear of making an ass out of myself in front of girls. :v:[/QUOTE]
Are you ever going to see them again?
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16401068]Wait, I must've misread it. Are they together or NOT? If they aren't she can do it with no problem. If they are... what a bitch.
[editline]09:58PM[/editline]
Oh shit they are together. That cheating slut. It's not okay in that case.
[editline]09:58PM[/editline]
You did score some pussy though... still, not good.[/QUOTE]
They aren't together, if they are I wouldn't have done it. That's really fucked up to have a girl cheat on a boyfriend with ya.
He was an asshole to her.
he broke up with her.
now he's crying to her wanting her back.
[QUOTE=Skeven;16401537]Are you ever going to see them again?[/QUOTE]
Probably not, it's probably just my paralyzing fear of failing in combination with the other mentioned reason. :v:
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16401550]They aren't together, if they are I wouldn't have done it. That's really fucked up to have a girl cheat on a boyfriend with ya.[/QUOTE]
Why did she say that guy was coming from wherever early? Why was there a need to do it before he got there then?
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16401592]Why did she say that guy was coming from wherever early? Why was there a need to do it before he got there then?[/QUOTE]
because she was thinking about getting back together with him.
A 15 year old just signed in...do i go there?
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16401630]A 15 year old just signed in...do i go there?[/QUOTE]
I'd laugh my ass off if she told her parents.
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16401630]A 15 year old just signed in...do i go there?[/QUOTE]
Only if your state allows you to screw her!
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16401630]A 15 year old just signed in...do i go there?[/QUOTE]
If you guys are in Asia have a ball.
[QUOTE=Anonymouse;16401438]Oh god this one turned out kinda horrible
Me: Hey
Him: who is this yoo??
Me: Idk what you doing?
Him: Just got bacl from the beach.
And who is thiss??
Me: I think you know
Him: Nooo, i don't.
Whoo??
Me: Fairy dust
Him: Fred:)
Me: Actually Jose
Him: It was Juan:)
Me: Oh yeah that's right
Him: Hahahaah:)
I saw thesee hot guys at the beach:)
Me: Oh...can I tap dat?
Him: Oh hell yeah. all night.
Me: SWEET!
He's a fag, I'm not.[/QUOTE]
OH GOD, IT GOES ON
Me: Freakin amazing
Him:Me tooo. your soo cutee RAWR.
Me: I know i am lol
Him:Lmao. I am geattin icee cream
Me: hot
Him: like your bodieee
Me: Wat
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16401630]A 15 year old just signed in...do i go there?[/QUOTE]
Can't get any one under 18 here in California! Sucks ASS.
Check this thread out :sigh:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=781494[/url]
I want to try this to a random girl that I'm not really friends with but I'm kind of scared.
[QUOTE=maniac;16401705]I want to try this to a random girl that I'm not really friends with but I'm kind of scared.[/QUOTE]
Same here.
Legal limit in NZ is 16.
If they're not really your friends, don't do it. They can report you for sexual harassment (in the US)
[quote]Dr. Feelgood 'til death do us party says:
so i was thinking
when can I hit that?
TaniaTiger - at Beef's with Ash. Kris and Pip - I love you<3 says:
well, i was thinking we could do it ontop of your dad like we used to
Dr. Feelgood 'til death do us party says:
well i am visiting you tomorrow, my dad won't be there
unfortunately
TaniaTiger - at Beef's with Ash. Kris and Pip - I love you<3 says:
drat
guess we're gonna have to wait
Dr. Feelgood 'til death do us party says:
coming back to mine after, remember?
TaniaTiger - at Beef's with Ash. Kris and Pip - I love you<3 says:
oh yeah
i'm in :Q:
Dr. Feelgood 'til death do us party says:
awww jea [/quote]
:c00l:
[QUOTE=Skeven;16401849]If they're not really your friends, don't do it. They can report you for sexual harassment (in the US)[/QUOTE]
I mean like people I'm friendly with, but not on the level where I would randomly ask them for sex.
Oh fuck then I get rejected by a girl
Me:hey
Her: <Redacted>! :D what up doug!
Me:Not much, how about you?
Her:Just at colbys! hehe
Me:Oh lucky so can i tap dat?
Her:Tap what? lol
Me:Dat ass
Her:Lol! uhhhh....
Me:Answer now
Her:Ok lol
Me:yes or no?
Her:Idk what ur asking... lolz!
Me:Secks pls
Her:Um no im good thanks ;)
Me:God now i'm going to die i got a horrible disease where if i don't once a week i explode
Her:Wow...i think u should go to the doctor for that...lol
Me:Idk the doctors aren't hot enough
Her:Wat
Me:Wat
Her:Hahahahahaha
It probably doesn't help that she has a boyfriend.
Holy fuck, this thread is awesome. I'm laughing right out loud from some of these. Well done, Facepunch.
God damn, the one person I want to ask this, and she [I]still [/I]isn't online.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16401990]God damn, the one person I want to ask this, and she [I]still [/I]isn't online.[/QUOTE]
Is it a Facepuncher? :v:
[QUOTE=Anonymouse;16401891]Oh fuck then I get rejected by a girl
Me:hey
Her: <Redacted>! :D what up doug!
Me:Not much, how about you?
Her:Just at colbys! hehe
Me:Oh lucky so can i tap dat?
Her:Tap what? lol
Me:Dat ass
Her:Lol! uhhhh....
Me:Answer now
Her:Ok lol
Me:yes or no?
Her:Idk what ur asking... lolz!
Me:Secks pls
Her:Um no im good thanks ;)
Me:God now i'm going to die i got a horrible disease where if i don't once a week i explode
Her:Wow...i think u should go to the doctor for that...lol
Me:Idk the doctors aren't hot enough
Her:Wat
Me:Wat
Her:Hahahahahaha
It probably doesn't help that she has a boyfriend.[/QUOTE]
Oh man, the doctors aren't hot enough sounds so awesome.
Sunnday3: suspect
[TnB] Suspect Team: no?
Sunnday3: when are you gonna let me tap that
[TnB] Suspect Team: tap what?
Sunnday3: that ass
[TnB] Suspect Team: Huuuuuuuuuh?
Sunnday3: I want to have sex with you
[TnB] Suspect Team: Are you asking me to ta- Retard =P
[TnB] Suspect Team: Cybering is newborz.
Sunnday3: make love to me Suspect.
[TnB] Suspect Team: My GF reading faggot =P
Sunnday3: its okay we can make it a 3 some.
[TnB] Suspect Team: Actually Yoann want to join too so it's a 4 some
[TnB] Suspect Team: ahahahha
Sunnday3: LETS DO ITTT
[TnB] Suspect Team: THIS IS SPARTA =P
Sunnday3: NO U
Sunnday3: I OPEN UP MAH ASSHOLE
[TnB] Suspect Team:I Stick It in.
[TnB] Suspect Team: I came.
[TnB] Suspect Team:In my pants.
[TnB] Suspect Team:hard.
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;16402015]Is it a Facepuncher? :v:[/QUOTE]
Nope.
Not your friend Yuki, is it? Unless you've already [I]done[/I] her, hurr hurr
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;16402094]Not your friend Yuki, is it? Unless you've already [I]done[/I] her, hurr hurr[/QUOTE]
She's a Facepuncher :downs:
And no, I haven't.
[QUOTE=darkgodmaste;16399393]6. Garry is ingoring him.[/QUOTE]
Oh lol
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