• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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*just realized I only have like 4 more months of underaged poon* I need to try harder!
Oh what the christ, when did the post limit change?
Not long ago.
:q:
Me (4:16:28 PM): let me stick it in you Her (4:16:34 PM): i want to be your cute girlfriend Her (4:16:35 PM): and of course Great success [img]http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0701/borat_lebanon0109.jpg[/img]
Me: the internet told me to ask you something Her: heheh Her: what is it Me: when can i tap that Her: lol Her: spies can't tap me She plays TF2 :V
Back, and guess what. [B][I]SCORE[/I][/B]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16403275]Back, and guess what. [B][I]SCORE[/I][/B][/QUOTE] Congrats
[QUOTE=Armotekma;16402972]Me: the internet told me to ask you something Her: heheh Her: what is it Me: when can i tap that Her: lol Her: spies can't tap me She plays TF2 :V[/QUOTE] "Spy tapping mah sentry! .................can I join?" :q:
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16403275]Back, and guess what. [B][I]SCORE[/I][/B][/QUOTE] Your avatar can match your post most of the time.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16403275]Back, and guess what. [B][I]SCORE[/I][/B][/QUOTE] Holy shit! I am proud of you! Laid Count: [b]3[/b]
Fuuuuuuck. Wanted to check this on a friend's girlfriend just to be a cock, but then it backfired massively as a friend of mine decided to grab the handlebars and try to steer me in the direction of glory. [quote=Conversation going horribly wrong]FlyingDog // When are you gonna let me tap that? said: Is it? Reply with "Kommer ann på om du er intressert ellr ikke" Basically in horrible speeling Depends if ur interested or not Larsern said: CHANGE YOUR FUKKEN NAME BLAD FlyingDog // When are you gonna let me tap that? said: ME?! Larsern said: [00:16:52] FlyingDog // When are you gonna let me tap that? says: [00:17:05] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: hva tror du AirBourneHound says: MOTHERFUCKER YOU SOLD ME OUT Larsern says: WHAT? AirBourneHound says: I kid But fuck im screwed im shcaking im schaking o fuck o fuck im gonna be poor Larsern says: Dude you aint screwed [00:19:26] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: nei, sorry der du, har sebb spurt deg og å teste hvordan jeg svarer eller noe ?? AirBourneHound says: Reply with "Nei, urettferdig gjort mot dere begge, men jeg ville bare sjekke lojaliteten din uten at Sebastian mistenkte noe." Larsern says: doesn't that mean AirBourneHound says: "Vet ikke hvorfor, vi har vært bestevenner i 10 år, så ville ikke at han skulle bli såret " Larsern says: what does both of them mean i replied the 1st AirBourneHound says: No, it was unfair towards the both of you but I wanted to check your loyalty towards Sebastian without him knowing" Larsern says: Duuude you bailed AirBourneHound says: "Dunno why, we've been bestfriends for 10 years now, so I guess I just didn't want him to get hurt " 'course I did Sebastian is a roidraged ape with out the 'roids Larsern says: I FUCKED UP AirBourneHound says: He'll tear me a new asshole if he finds out Larsern says: i copy pasted the english of the 2nd phrase AirBourneHound says: FFFFFfffffffffffffff Larsern says: it's fine AirBourneHound says: Si at det var refleks Larsern says: how do I say oops english AirBourneHound says: Tell her it was a reflex 'cuz you're so used to typing in english Unnskyld Refleks Larsern says: Si at det var refleks Si at det var refleks FUCK AirBourneHound says: Er så vant til å skrive engelsk No Larsern says: Si at det var refleks AirBourneHound says: FFFFfffff NEIN Larsern says: fuuuuuuuuu AirBourneHound says: Unnskyld det var en refleks YOU TIT DON'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL I GIVE THE GO AHEAD Larsern says: [00:23:50] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: jeg kunne aldri vært utro mot kjæresten i meant to copy paste this AirBourneHound says: She could never cheat on her boyfriend she says Reply with "Ok, ville bare sjekke, unnskyld D:" Larsern says: which means AirBourneHound says: Ok, just wanted to check Sorry NOW COPY PASTE THE ONE YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND Larsern says: lololol [00:26:20] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: hmm, det er litt driti ut, seb har bare vært i klasse med deg i 3 år?? XD [00:26:32] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: "lars Ole" [00:26:41] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: hvem er du? AirBourneHound says: Reply with "Frikk, på en separat konto" Larsern says: dude im not selling you out AirBourneHound says: Ok Then Dunno His cousin or some shit Jeg er fetteren hans Larsern says: hvem fetter AirBourneHound says: Which cousin Fuck if I know I don't know how many he has Larsern says: I replied Larsern AirBourneHound says: nooooo Larsern says: FUK AirBourneHound says: Just say "Redd for å få bank, må stikke D:" Then Remove her Change your name Grow a mustache and leave the planet Larsern says: Sebastian added me weird. AirBourneHound says: hoshit refuse Larsern says: NIGGA CHILL I GOT DIS how do i say my noerwegian is shit AirBourneHound says: Norsken min er forferdelig DON'T FUCKING COPY MY NAME I'LL TEAR YOUR DICK OFF Larsern says: [00:29:15] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: ikke hørt om noe fetter [00:30:12] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: Lars ole ville vist at jeg har vært sammen men beste kompisen i over 1 år [00:30:32] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: så hvor kommer du fra,? [00:30:41] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: og hvor gammel er du?? [00:31:46] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: snakker du med fetten din nå eller? DUDE DUDE QUCICK AirBourneHound says: Say FUCK I ALREADY GAVE IT AWAY TO SEB ON STEAM Larsern says: [00:33:28] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: sats på en annen radom WHAT AirBourneHound says: IN AN EFFORT TO SAVE MY OWN ASS Larsern says: dUDE CHILL. what do i say AirBourneHound says: "Jeg heter Sebastian også Møtte han i Oslo en stund tilbake da han aktivt jobbet med krutt og sånn " Larsern says: Chill dude It's all cool now AirBourneHound says: Nah man she gon' tell Seb he gon' spot the inconsistencies Larsern says: Nope I sorted it with seb AirBourneHound says: I see How How Tell me Larsern says: [00:29:42] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says: Halla, hva faen holder du på med a? [00:29:52] Larsern says: English? Sorry [00:30:09] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says: du snakka norsk med dama mi da [00:30:32] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says: what do you want with Henriette? [00:30:40] Larsern says: I was play prank [00:31:00] Larsern says: I found her email o n the internet, i search for "Random MSN Emails" [00:31:21] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says: Just don't fuck with her, i mean it [00:31:29] Larsern says: i sorry, i didnt know she had a boyfriend! [00:31:37] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says: you did! [00:31:46] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says: you said that i played her [00:31:48] Larsern says: i only found out half way through prank! [00:32:38] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says: you just said you didn't know? [00:32:45] Larsern says: originally i didnt know [00:32:49] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says: you said i was your cousin [00:33:21] Larsern says: that was after i found out you were her boyfriend [00:33:48] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says: ok, so you said i was your cousin after you found that out? [00:33:53] Larsern says: yes [00:34:01] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says: what made you think you could say that? [00:34:09] Larsern says: i needed to sound convincing [00:34:11] Larsern says: i sorry [00:34:42] Larsern says: i think its best if i just tell Henriette i sorry and delete her? [00:35:30] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says: ok, just delete, i don't mean to be rude, but she called me just now and woke me up, it's really annoying so please, just block her [00:35:44] Larsern says: okay, i really sorry AirBourneHound says: Did you flex your muscles and bare your teeth? Larsern says: made up some bo'shiet AirBourneHound says: Awes Thanks man It even fits nicely into my story About how some guy I knew wanted to troll some peeps and landed on her I also daid I didn't know her said* Larsern says: her? haha AirBourneHound says: Like How you got her address Now Larsern says: ah AirBourneHound says: Delete her fucke Larsern says: done AirBourneHound says: fucken fucken change back to Dale a'ight? After deletin' Seb?[/quote] Sorry about the Norwegian mixing in, I know it's incomprehensible to most of you, but the gist of it still shines through. :ohdear:
Me: hey :D Her: whats up? Me: i was just thinkin. . . Her: yes? Her: . . . Her: hello? Me: Can i tap dat ass? Her: jesus, not this again. You asked me to do this already. . . Me: 5th time's the charm? Her: no, not even the 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, etc. . . Me: :C Her: you do that. . . [editline]06:53PM[/editline] [QUOTE=solid_jake;16403275]Back, and guess what. [B][I]SCORE[/I][/B][/QUOTE] wewt!
I'm starting to think my friends are whores. On a side note there are two dogs going at it outside my house.. [editline]11:56PM[/editline] He is indeed tapping dat ass.
[19:52:41] Epik Envy says: Hey [19:53:49] She says: hai [19:53:56] Epik Envy says: I have a question [19:54:18] Epik Envy says: When are you gunna let me tap dat ass [19:54:46] She says: o.o wha? [19:54:57] Epik Envy says: Dat ass [19:55:01] Epik Envy says: When can I tap it [19:55:27] She says: Umm well I started masturbaiting a short while ago... dont think I'll cum to quick [19:55:46] Epik Envy says: Wat GOD DAMNIT RUNNING
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16403497]I'm starting to think my friends are whores. On a side note there are two dogs going at it outside my house..[/QUOTE] . . . and you're watching it, arent you? Don't lie. I can tell you like it. Can't believe you're fappin' to that. . . you freak. . .
Me: NATALIE. TOMORROW, MY HOUSE. TEA AND BISCUITS. A NIGHT OF PASSIONATE ROMANCE AND AMOUR. I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 7. Her: *SWOON* Me: *embraces Natalie*
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16403532]. . . and you're watching it, arent you? Don't lie. I can tell you like it. Can't believe you're fappin' to that. . . you freak. . .[/QUOTE] :smugdog: It just fit so perfectly. That dog is tapping dat ass. I guess the tapdatass is in the air this week?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16393494]ask tommo. . .[/QUOTE] A little late, but sure, the more the merrier. :smugdog::respek::smug:
*Natalie's internet dies* Her: *See, even my internet was so overcome with that passion it cut out Me: *It happens, baby.
Also the fuck do I need to fap for I got laid bitch.
[QUOTE=FlyingDog;16403439]Fuuuuuuck. Wanted to check this on a friend's girlfriend just to be a cock, but then it backfired massively as a friend of mine decided to grab the handlebars and try to steer me in the direction of glory. Sorry about the Norwegian mixing in, I know it's incomprehensible to most of you, but the gist of it still shines through. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Allow me to finish the other half of this story! Anyways here's the bit with the bitch [quote][23:56:32] Dale says: hi, sorry for adding i'm doing a survey and your MSN came up [23:56:39] Dale says: Could you answer a question for me? [23:57:25] Dale says: Hello? [23:57:36] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: hello [23:57:47] Dale says: So are you willing to answer the question> [23:57:59] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: maby ^^ [23:58:07] Dale says: okay ^^ [23:58:10] Dale says: The question is [23:58:14] Dale says: when can i tap dat? [23:58:26] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: ? [23:58:29] Dale says: dat ass [23:58:49] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: who are you`? [23:59:30] Dale says: my name is seb [00:00:11] Dale says: I kid, I am not seb [00:00:16] Dale says: I am Lars-Ole [00:00:47] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: old? [00:00:55] Dale says: nono [00:00:56] Dale says: Ole [00:01:23] Dale says: i am sebastians friend [00:01:27] Dale says: he ask me to play prank [00:01:32] Dale says: i sorry :( -_- [00:01:44] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: oki, but what is your age? [00:01:57] Dale says: i 16 [00:03:56] Dale says: namnom [00:05:05] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: Norge? [00:05:11] Dale says: Oui. [00:05:17] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: hehe, oki [00:05:40] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: hvorfor engelsk? [00:06:26] Dale says: Fordi jeg følte for det :P [00:07:11] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: du er altså lars ole som gikk i klassen til seb :)? [00:07:57] Dale says: mhm [00:08:08] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: okXD [00:10:15] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: hva slags spørsmål skulle du stille, eller var det bare kødd [00:11:47] Dale says: helt alvorlig [00:12:05] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: aha..? [00:12:36] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: som..?? [00:13:37] Larsen says: Ville du vært interessert i å gå ut en dag? [00:14:52] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: og dette var heelt seriøst ? [00:16:11] Larsern says: Kommer ann på om du er intressert ellr ikke [00:17:05] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: hva tror du [00:18:33] Larsern says: hva vil du mening [00:19:26] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: nei, sorry der du, har sebb spurt deg og å teste hvordan jeg svarer eller noe ?? [00:20:49] Larsern says: Nei, urettferdig gjort mot dere begge, men jeg ville bare sjekke lojaliteten din uten at Sebastian mistenkte noe. [00:22:25] Larsern says: Dunno why, we've been bestfriends for 10 years now, so I guess I just didn't want him to get hurt :P" [00:23:50] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: jeg kunne aldri vært utro mot kjæresten [00:25:11] Larsern says: Ok, ville bare sjekke, unnskyld D: [00:26:20] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: hmm, det er litt driti ut, seb har bare vært i klasse med deg i 3 år?? XD [00:26:32] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: "lars Ole" [00:26:37] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: ;) [00:26:41] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: hvem er du? [00:27:44] Larsern says: Jeg er fetteren hans ;) [00:28:13] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: hvem fetter??... [00:28:33] Larsern says: Larsern [00:29:15] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: ikke hørt om noe fetter [00:30:12] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: Lars ole ville vist at jeg har vært sammen men beste kompisen i over 1 år ;) [00:30:32] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: så hvor kommer du fra,? [00:30:41] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: og hvor gammel er du?? [00:31:46] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: snakker du med fetten din nå eller? [00:33:28] Henriette <3 Sebastian says: sats på en annen radom ;) [00:35:55] Henriette <3 Sebastian leaves conversation[/quote] and then her boyfriend adds me [quote][00:29:42] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says: Halla, hva faen holder du på med a? [00:29:52] Larsern says: English? Sorry [00:30:09] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says: du snakka norsk med dama mi da [00:30:32] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says: what do you want with Henriette? [00:30:40] Larsern says: I was play prank [00:31:00] Larsern says: I found her email on the internet, i search for "Random MSN Emails" [00:31:21] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says: Just don't fuck with her, i mean it [00:31:29] Larsern says: i sorry, i didnt know she had a boyfriend! [00:31:37] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says: you did! [00:31:46] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says: you said that i played her [00:31:48] Larsern says: i only found out half way through prank! [00:32:38] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says: you just said you didn't know? [00:32:45] Larsern says: originally i didnt know [00:32:49] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says: you said i was your cousin [00:33:21] Larsern says: that was after i found out you were her boyfriend [00:33:48] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says: ok, so you said i was your cousin after you found that out? [00:33:53] Larsern says: yes [00:34:01] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says: what made you think you could say that? [00:34:09] Larsern says: i needed to sound convincing [00:34:11] Larsern says: i sorry :( [00:34:42] Larsern says: i think its best if i just tell Henriette i sorry and delete her? [00:35:30] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says: ok, just delete, i don't mean to be rude, but she called me just now and woke me up, it's really annoying so please, just block her [00:35:44] Larsern says: okay, i really sorry :([/quote]
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16401452]Feel bad for you. I had scored a home run by the time i was 16.[/QUOTE] I feel bad for you. I basically played major league(if ya know what i'm saying) when i was like 14. With a girl from the high school volleyball team....good memories.:allears:
and I got one more later in the night (not laying but close to it) [editline]12:05AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Matt Lee;16403634]Allow me to finish the other half of this story! Anyways here's the bit with the bitch and then her boyfriend adds me[/QUOTE] Where did the 200X shit come from :smug:
I decided after that fuck up to ask one of my actual friends, rather than a friends aquaintances girlfriend. [quote][01:04:03] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says: heyyyyy [01:04:06] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says: yessss [01:04:10] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says: when can i tap dat? [01:04:22] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says: tap whut [01:04:24] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says: dat ass [01:04:30] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says: whut ass [01:04:32] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says: yo ass [01:04:37] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says: nevur [01:04:39] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says: WAT [01:04:40] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says: Y [01:04:43] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says: CUZ [01:04:47] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says: cuz why [01:04:54] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says: cuz [01:05:02] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says: umumumum [01:05:02] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says: .... [01:05:04] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says: BRB [01:05:09] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says: lmfao[/quote] emotes can suck my dick
[quote=solid_jake] It just fit so perfectly. That dog is tapping dat ass. I guess the tapdatass is in the air this week?[/quote] [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-quagmire.gif[/img] [quote=tommo400]A little late, but sure, the more the merrier.[/quote] [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-geno.gif[/img] [editline]07:09PM[/editline] [QUOTE=solid_jake;16403625]Also the fuck do I need to fap for I got laid bitch.[/QUOTE] what, she gonna like be there everytime when you need it? No? I didn't think so. . . Then you're stuck [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-fappery.gif[/img]. . .
[01:08:58] OBLONG. joins conversation [01:08:58] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says: ROBBOBIN [01:09:00] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says: I MUST ASK [01:09:03] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says: when can i tap dat [01:09:30] OBLONG. says: Buy me a drink first <: [01:09:47] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says: Fuck your shit, you drink what you can get AFTER i tap dat [01:10:08] OBLONG. says: :(
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16403275]Back, and guess what. [B][I]SCORE[/I][/B][/QUOTE] Show us the webcam pics!
Original Girl (The webcam episode if you trailed this thread long enough) Me: Hey Her: Hey cutie Me: :) Are we still up for later? Her: Later? Me: Remember yesterday? Her: Oh, that Me: Sounds like a no :( Her: It's not.. just gonna have to be ALOT laetr Her: Later* Me: Why? Her: Parents are staying for another hour for some show. Me: Damnit :( Her: If you can stay up until 3am they'll be gone Me: Anything for you Her: and my ass ;) Me: 3am is a piece of cake. Her: We'll see Me: You nude Her: ;) Got a camera Me: Wouldn't be asking if I didn't Her: I'll say it how you would. "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" Me: :D I'd like to thank facepunch... [editline]12:14AM[/editline] Fuck double post. I thought I was boned, also, the laying was a different girl.
Wait, I didn't know there was a second girl... so you're gonna pictures ON TOP of sex?
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