Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
2,003 replies, posted
*just realized I only have like 4 more months of underaged poon*
I need to try harder!
Oh what the christ, when did the post limit change?
Not long ago.
:q:
Me (4:16:28 PM): let me stick it in you
Her (4:16:34 PM): i want to be your cute girlfriend
Her (4:16:35 PM): and of course
Great success
[img]http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0701/borat_lebanon0109.jpg[/img]
Me: the internet told me to ask you something
Her: heheh
Her: what is it
Me: when can i tap that
Her: lol
Her: spies can't tap me
She plays TF2 :V
Back, and guess what.
[B][I]SCORE[/I][/B]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16403275]Back, and guess what.
[B][I]SCORE[/I][/B][/QUOTE]
Congrats
[QUOTE=Armotekma;16402972]Me: the internet told me to ask you something
Her: heheh
Her: what is it
Me: when can i tap that
Her: lol
Her: spies can't tap me
She plays TF2 :V[/QUOTE]
"Spy tapping mah sentry! .................can I join?"
:q:
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16403275]Back, and guess what.
[B][I]SCORE[/I][/B][/QUOTE]
Your avatar can match your post most of the time.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16403275]Back, and guess what.
[B][I]SCORE[/I][/B][/QUOTE]
Holy shit! I am proud of you!
Laid Count: [b]3[/b]
Fuuuuuuck. Wanted to check this on a friend's girlfriend just to be a cock, but then it backfired massively as a friend of mine decided to grab the handlebars and try to steer me in the direction of glory.
[quote=Conversation going horribly wrong]FlyingDog // When are you gonna let me tap that? said:
Is it?
Reply with
"Kommer ann på om du er intressert ellr ikke"
Basically
in horrible speeling
Depends if ur interested or not
Larsern said:
CHANGE YOUR FUKKEN NAME BLAD
FlyingDog // When are you gonna let me tap that? said:
ME?!
Larsern said:
[00:16:52] FlyingDog // When are you gonna let me tap that? says:
[00:17:05] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
hva tror du
AirBourneHound says:
MOTHERFUCKER
YOU SOLD ME OUT
Larsern says:
WHAT?
AirBourneHound says:
I kid
But
fuck
im screwed
im shcaking
im schaking
o fuck o fuck im gonna be poor
Larsern says:
Dude you aint screwed
[00:19:26] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
nei, sorry der du, har sebb spurt deg og å teste hvordan jeg svarer eller noe ??
AirBourneHound says:
Reply with
"Nei, urettferdig gjort mot dere begge, men jeg ville bare sjekke lojaliteten din uten at Sebastian mistenkte noe."
Larsern says:
doesn't that mean
AirBourneHound says:
"Vet ikke hvorfor, vi har vært bestevenner i 10 år, så ville ikke at han skulle bli såret "
Larsern says:
what does both of them mean
i replied the 1st
AirBourneHound says:
No, it was unfair towards the both of you but I wanted to check your loyalty towards Sebastian without him knowing"
Larsern says:
Duuude
you bailed
AirBourneHound says:
"Dunno why, we've been bestfriends for 10 years now, so I guess I just didn't want him to get hurt "
'course I did
Sebastian is a roidraged ape with out the 'roids
Larsern says:
I FUCKED UP
AirBourneHound says:
He'll tear me a new asshole if he finds out
Larsern says:
i copy pasted the english of the 2nd phrase
AirBourneHound says:
FFFFFfffffffffffffff
Larsern says:
it's fine
AirBourneHound says:
Si at det var refleks
Larsern says:
how do I say
oops english
AirBourneHound says:
Tell her it was a reflex
'cuz you're so used to typing in english
Unnskyld
Refleks
Larsern says:
Si at det var refleks
Si at det var refleks
FUCK
AirBourneHound says:
Er så vant til å skrive engelsk
No
Larsern says:
Si at det var refleks
AirBourneHound says:
FFFFfffff
NEIN
Larsern says:
fuuuuuuuuu
AirBourneHound says:
Unnskyld
det var en refleks
YOU TIT
DON'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL I GIVE THE GO AHEAD
Larsern says:
[00:23:50] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
jeg kunne aldri vært utro mot kjæresten
i meant to copy paste this
AirBourneHound says:
She could never cheat on her boyfriend she says
Reply with
"Ok, ville bare sjekke, unnskyld D:"
Larsern says:
which means
AirBourneHound says:
Ok, just wanted to check
Sorry
NOW COPY PASTE THE ONE YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND
Larsern says:
lololol
[00:26:20] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
hmm, det er litt driti ut, seb har bare vært i klasse med deg i 3 år?? XD
[00:26:32] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
"lars Ole"
[00:26:41] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
hvem er du?
AirBourneHound says:
Reply with
"Frikk, på en separat konto"
Larsern says:
dude im not selling you out
AirBourneHound says:
Ok
Then
Dunno
His cousin or some shit
Jeg er fetteren hans
Larsern says:
hvem fetter
AirBourneHound says:
Which cousin
Fuck if I know
I don't know how many he has
Larsern says:
I replied Larsern
AirBourneHound says:
nooooo
Larsern says:
FUK
AirBourneHound says:
Just say
"Redd for å få bank, må stikke D:"
Then
Remove her
Change your name
Grow a mustache
and leave the planet
Larsern says:
Sebastian added me
weird.
AirBourneHound says:
hoshit
refuse
Larsern says:
NIGGA
CHILL
I GOT DIS
how do i say my noerwegian is shit
AirBourneHound says:
Norsken min er forferdelig
DON'T FUCKING COPY MY NAME
I'LL TEAR YOUR DICK OFF
Larsern says:
[00:29:15] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
ikke hørt om noe fetter
[00:30:12] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
Lars ole ville vist at jeg har vært sammen men beste kompisen i over 1 år
[00:30:32] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
så hvor kommer du fra,?
[00:30:41] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
og hvor gammel er du??
[00:31:46] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
snakker du med fetten din nå eller?
DUDE
DUDE QUCICK
AirBourneHound says:
Say
FUCK
I ALREADY GAVE IT AWAY TO SEB ON STEAM
Larsern says:
[00:33:28] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
sats på en annen radom
WHAT
AirBourneHound says:
IN AN EFFORT TO SAVE MY OWN ASS
Larsern says:
dUDE
CHILL.
what do i say
AirBourneHound says:
"Jeg heter Sebastian også Møtte han i Oslo en stund tilbake da han aktivt jobbet med krutt og sånn "
Larsern says:
Chill dude
It's all cool now
AirBourneHound says:
Nah man
she gon' tell Seb
he gon' spot the inconsistencies
Larsern says:
Nope
I sorted it with seb
AirBourneHound says:
I see
How
How
Tell me
Larsern says:
[00:29:42] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says:
Halla, hva faen holder du på med a?
[00:29:52] Larsern says:
English? Sorry
[00:30:09] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says:
du snakka norsk med dama mi da
[00:30:32] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says:
what do you want with Henriette?
[00:30:40] Larsern says:
I was play prank
[00:31:00] Larsern says:
I found her email o
n the internet, i search for "Random MSN Emails"
[00:31:21] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says:
Just don't fuck with her, i mean it
[00:31:29] Larsern says:
i sorry, i didnt know she had a boyfriend!
[00:31:37] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says:
you did!
[00:31:46] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says:
you said that i played her
[00:31:48] Larsern says:
i only found
out half way through prank!
[00:32:38] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says:
you just said you didn't know?
[00:32:45] Larsern says:
originally i didnt know
[00:32:49] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says:
you said i was your cousin
[00:33:21] Larsern says:
that was after i found out you were her boyfriend
[00:33:48] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says:
ok, so you said i
was your cousin after you found that out?
[00:33:53] Larsern says:
yes
[00:34:01] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si says:
what made you think you could say that?
[00:34:09] Larsern says:
i needed to sound convincing
[00:34:11] Larsern says:
i sorry
[00:34:42] Larsern says:
i think its best if i just tell Henriette i sorry and delete her?
[00:35:30] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si
says:
ok, just delete, i don't mean to be rude, but she called me just now and woke me up, it's really annoying so please, just block her
[00:35:44] Larsern says:
okay, i really sorry
AirBourneHound says:
Did you flex your muscles and bare your teeth?
Larsern says:
made up some bo'shiet
AirBourneHound says:
Awes
Thanks man
It even fits nicely into my story
About how some guy I knew wanted to troll some peeps and landed on her
I also daid I didn't know her
said*
Larsern says:
her? haha
AirBourneHound says:
Like
How you got her address
Now
Larsern says:
ah
AirBourneHound says:
Delete her
fucke
Larsern says:
done
AirBourneHound says:
fucken
fucken
change back to Dale a'ight?
After deletin' Seb?[/quote]
Sorry about the Norwegian mixing in, I know it's incomprehensible to most of you, but the gist of it still shines through. :ohdear:
Me: hey :D
Her: whats up?
Me: i was just thinkin. . .
Her: yes?
Her: . . .
Her: hello?
Me: Can i tap dat ass?
Her: jesus, not this again. You asked me to do this already. . .
Me: 5th time's the charm?
Her: no, not even the 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, etc. . .
Me: :C
Her: you do that. . .
[editline]06:53PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16403275]Back, and guess what.
[B][I]SCORE[/I][/B][/QUOTE]
wewt!
I'm starting to think my friends are whores.
On a side note there are two dogs going at it outside my house..
[editline]11:56PM[/editline]
He is indeed tapping dat ass.
[19:52:41] Epik Envy says:
Hey
[19:53:49] She says:
hai
[19:53:56] Epik Envy says:
I have a question
[19:54:18] Epik Envy says:
When are you gunna let me tap dat ass
[19:54:46] She says:
o.o wha?
[19:54:57] Epik Envy says:
Dat ass
[19:55:01] Epik Envy says:
When can I tap it
[19:55:27] She says:
Umm well I started masturbaiting a short while ago... dont think I'll cum to quick
[19:55:46] Epik Envy says:
Wat
GOD DAMNIT RUNNING
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16403497]I'm starting to think my friends are whores.
On a side note there are two dogs going at it outside my house..[/QUOTE]
. . . and you're watching it, arent you? Don't lie. I can tell you like it. Can't believe you're fappin' to that. . . you freak. . .
Me:
NATALIE. TOMORROW, MY HOUSE. TEA AND BISCUITS. A NIGHT OF PASSIONATE ROMANCE AND AMOUR. I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 7.
Her:
*SWOON*
Me:
*embraces Natalie*
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16403532]. . . and you're watching it, arent you? Don't lie. I can tell you like it. Can't believe you're fappin' to that. . . you freak. . .[/QUOTE]
:smugdog: It just fit so perfectly. That dog is tapping dat ass. I guess the tapdatass is in the air this week?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16393494]ask tommo. . .[/QUOTE]
A little late, but sure, the more the merrier. :smugdog::respek::smug:
*Natalie's internet dies*
Her:
*See, even my internet was so overcome with that passion it cut out
Me:
*It happens, baby.
Also the fuck do I need to fap for I got laid bitch.
[QUOTE=FlyingDog;16403439]Fuuuuuuck. Wanted to check this on a friend's girlfriend just to be a cock, but then it backfired massively as a friend of mine decided to grab the handlebars and try to steer me in the direction of glory.
Sorry about the Norwegian mixing in, I know it's incomprehensible to most of you, but the gist of it still shines through. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Allow me to finish the other half of this story!
Anyways here's the bit with the bitch
[quote][23:56:32] Dale says:
hi, sorry for adding i'm doing a survey and your MSN came up
[23:56:39] Dale says:
Could you answer a question for me?
[23:57:25] Dale says:
Hello?
[23:57:36] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
hello
[23:57:47] Dale says:
So are you willing to answer the question>
[23:57:59] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
maby ^^
[23:58:07] Dale says:
okay ^^
[23:58:10] Dale says:
The question is
[23:58:14] Dale says:
when can i tap dat?
[23:58:26] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
?
[23:58:29] Dale says:
dat ass
[23:58:49] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
who are you`?
[23:59:30] Dale says:
my name is seb
[00:00:11] Dale says:
I kid, I am not seb
[00:00:16] Dale says:
I am Lars-Ole
[00:00:47] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
old?
[00:00:55] Dale says:
nono
[00:00:56] Dale says:
Ole
[00:01:23] Dale says:
i am sebastians friend
[00:01:27] Dale says:
he ask me to play prank
[00:01:32] Dale says:
i sorry :( -_-
[00:01:44] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
oki, but what is your age?
[00:01:57] Dale says:
i 16
[00:03:56] Dale says:
namnom
[00:05:05] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
Norge?
[00:05:11] Dale says:
Oui.
[00:05:17] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
hehe, oki
[00:05:40] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
hvorfor engelsk?
[00:06:26] Dale says:
Fordi jeg følte for det :P
[00:07:11] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
du er altså lars ole som gikk i klassen til seb :)?
[00:07:57] Dale says:
mhm
[00:08:08] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
okXD
[00:10:15] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
hva slags spørsmål skulle du stille, eller var det bare kødd
[00:11:47] Dale says:
helt alvorlig
[00:12:05] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
aha..?
[00:12:36] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
som..??
[00:13:37] Larsen says:
Ville du vært interessert i å gå ut en dag?
[00:14:52] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
og dette var heelt seriøst ?
[00:16:11] Larsern says:
Kommer ann på om du er intressert ellr ikke
[00:17:05] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
hva tror du
[00:18:33] Larsern says:
hva vil du mening
[00:19:26] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
nei, sorry der du, har sebb spurt deg og å teste hvordan jeg svarer eller noe ??
[00:20:49] Larsern says:
Nei, urettferdig gjort mot dere begge, men jeg ville bare sjekke lojaliteten din uten at Sebastian mistenkte noe.
[00:22:25] Larsern says:
Dunno why, we've been bestfriends for 10 years now, so I guess I just didn't want him to get hurt :P"
[00:23:50] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
jeg kunne aldri vært utro mot kjæresten
[00:25:11] Larsern says:
Ok, ville bare sjekke, unnskyld D:
[00:26:20] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
hmm, det er litt driti ut, seb har bare vært i klasse med deg i 3 år?? XD
[00:26:32] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
"lars Ole"
[00:26:37] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
;)
[00:26:41] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
hvem er du?
[00:27:44] Larsern says:
Jeg er fetteren hans ;)
[00:28:13] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
hvem fetter??...
[00:28:33] Larsern says:
Larsern
[00:29:15] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
ikke hørt om noe fetter
[00:30:12] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
Lars ole ville vist at jeg har vært sammen men beste kompisen i over 1 år ;)
[00:30:32] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
så hvor kommer du fra,?
[00:30:41] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
og hvor gammel er du??
[00:31:46] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
snakker du med fetten din nå eller?
[00:33:28] Henriette <3 Sebastian says:
sats på en annen radom ;)
[00:35:55] Henriette <3 Sebastian leaves conversation[/quote]
and then her boyfriend adds me
[quote][00:29:42] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says:
Halla, hva faen holder du på med a?
[00:29:52] Larsern says:
English? Sorry
[00:30:09] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says:
du snakka norsk med dama mi da
[00:30:32] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says:
what do you want with Henriette?
[00:30:40] Larsern says:
I was play prank
[00:31:00] Larsern says:
I found her email on the internet, i search for "Random MSN Emails"
[00:31:21] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says:
Just don't fuck with her, i mean it
[00:31:29] Larsern says:
i sorry, i didnt know she had a boyfriend!
[00:31:37] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says:
you did!
[00:31:46] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says:
you said that i played her
[00:31:48] Larsern says:
i only found out half way through prank!
[00:32:38] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says:
you just said you didn't know?
[00:32:45] Larsern says:
originally i didnt know
[00:32:49] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says:
you said i was your cousin
[00:33:21] Larsern says:
that was after i found out you were her boyfriend
[00:33:48] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says:
ok, so you said i was your cousin after you found that out?
[00:33:53] Larsern says:
yes
[00:34:01] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says:
what made you think you could say that?
[00:34:09] Larsern says:
i needed to sound convincing
[00:34:11] Larsern says:
i sorry :(
[00:34:42] Larsern says:
i think its best if i just tell Henriette i sorry and delete her?
[00:35:30] Sebastian elsker Henriette jenta si(l) says:
ok, just delete, i don't mean to be rude, but she called me just now and woke me up, it's really annoying so please, just block her
[00:35:44] Larsern says:
okay, i really sorry :([/quote]
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16401452]Feel bad for you. I had scored a home run by the time i was 16.[/QUOTE]
I feel bad for you. I basically played major league(if ya know what i'm saying) when i was like 14.
With a girl from the high school volleyball team....good memories.:allears:
and I got one more later in the night (not laying but close to it)
[editline]12:05AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Matt Lee;16403634]Allow me to finish the other half of this story!
Anyways here's the bit with the bitch
and then her boyfriend adds me[/QUOTE]
Where did the 200X shit come from :smug:
I decided after that fuck up to ask one of my actual friends, rather than a friends aquaintances girlfriend.
[quote][01:04:03] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says:
heyyyyy
[01:04:06] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says:
yessss
[01:04:10] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says:
when can i tap dat?
[01:04:22] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says:
tap whut
[01:04:24] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says:
dat ass
[01:04:30] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says:
whut ass
[01:04:32] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says:
yo ass
[01:04:37] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says:
nevur
[01:04:39] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says:
WAT
[01:04:40] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says:
Y
[01:04:43] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says:
CUZ
[01:04:47] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says:
cuz why
[01:04:54] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says:
cuz
[01:05:02] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says:
umumumum
[01:05:02] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says:
....
[01:05:04] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says:
BRB
[01:05:09] [i]sammmyyx3, miichael:) ·$0[/i] says:
lmfao[/quote]
emotes can suck my dick
[quote=solid_jake] It just fit so perfectly. That dog is tapping dat ass. I guess the tapdatass is in the air this week?[/quote]
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-quagmire.gif[/img]
[quote=tommo400]A little late, but sure, the more the merrier.[/quote]
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-geno.gif[/img]
[editline]07:09PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16403625]Also the fuck do I need to fap for I got laid bitch.[/QUOTE]
what, she gonna like be there everytime when you need it? No? I didn't think so. . .
Then you're stuck [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-fappery.gif[/img]. . .
[01:08:58] OBLONG. joins conversation
[01:08:58] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says:
ROBBOBIN
[01:09:00] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says:
I MUST ASK
[01:09:03] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says:
when can i tap dat
[01:09:30] OBLONG. says:
Buy me a drink first <:
[01:09:47] DAAALE - I'm back babeh 8-| says:
Fuck your shit, you drink what you can get AFTER i tap dat
[01:10:08] OBLONG. says:
:(
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16403275]Back, and guess what.
[B][I]SCORE[/I][/B][/QUOTE]
Show us the webcam pics!
Original Girl (The webcam episode if you trailed this thread long enough)
Me: Hey
Her: Hey cutie
Me: :) Are we still up for later?
Her: Later?
Me: Remember yesterday?
Her: Oh, that
Me: Sounds like a no :(
Her: It's not.. just gonna have to be ALOT laetr
Her: Later*
Me: Why?
Her: Parents are staying for another hour for some show.
Me: Damnit :(
Her: If you can stay up until 3am they'll be gone
Me: Anything for you
Her: and my ass ;)
Me: 3am is a piece of cake.
Her: We'll see
Me: You nude
Her: ;) Got a camera
Me: Wouldn't be asking if I didn't
Her: I'll say it how you would. "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
Me: :D
I'd like to thank facepunch...
[editline]12:14AM[/editline]
Fuck double post. I thought I was boned, also, the laying was a different girl.
Wait, I didn't know there was a second girl... so you're gonna pictures ON TOP of sex?
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