Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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:c00lbert:
God I love the fact she's around the fucking corner
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16403844]Wait, I didn't know there was a second girl... so you're gonna get sex AND pics?[/QUOTE]
Got sex, getting video.
LIVE VIDEO. She'll do what ever I tell her to.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16403844]Wait, I didn't know there was a second girl... so you're gonna pictures ON TOP of sex?[/QUOTE]
cause he be pimpin!
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-whatup.gif[/img]
[editline]07:20PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16403871]Got sex, getting video.
LIVE VIDEO. She'll do what ever I tell her to.[/QUOTE]
send the pics and vid to -qwerty- for. . . examination. . .
My mission : Survive till 3am.
Same. I'd like a copy myself. Once again...
ITT: Lucky fucks.
[editline]12:21AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16403920]My mission : Survive till 3am.[/QUOTE]
Just take a nap now so it'll be easier to stay awake even though 3 AM IS a piece of cake.
[editline]12:21AM[/editline]
Take no chances.
[editline]12:21AM[/editline]
Leave no survivors.
can i be part of this. . . examination. . .?
Me: So when do I get to hit dat ass? ((Cool face here))
Him: wat? o.o
Me: You heard me.
(Long silence)
Me: ((Cool face again))
Him: :\
i have a webcam :3
Let's see if I can't get a three in a row. Gonna try another girl.
[editline]12:23AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16403967]i have a webcam :3[/QUOTE]
No sorry, it's only between 2 people.
[img]http://fetchblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/good-luck-chuck-poster-2.jpg[/img]
I mean [b]Jake.[/b]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16403969]Let's see if I can't get a three in a row. Gonna try another girl.
[editline]12:23AM[/editline]
No sorry, it's only between 2 people.[/QUOTE]
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-
I'll tap into your connection, switch it with me and she'll never know. . . heh heh heh
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16404010]FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-
I'll tap into your connection, switch it with me and she'll never know. . . heh heh heh[/QUOTE]
I think she can tell the difference between a pencil dick and a cucumber, qwerty.
Just kidding!
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16404026]I think she can tell the difference between a pencil dick and a cucumber, qwerty.
Just kidding![/QUOTE]
bitch, i cut you. . . [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-chef.gif[/img]
itt solid jake lies
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16404043]bitch, i cut you. . . [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-chef.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
And I'll cut you :ese:
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16404055]And I'll cut you :ese:[/QUOTE]
and ill knock you senseless [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-toughguy.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/05/30/machete_wideweb__470x333,0.jpg[/img]
An' I'll chop yo dick off, mutha fuckah!
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16404081][img]http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/05/30/machete_wideweb__470x333,0.jpg[/img]
[b]An' I'll chop yo dick off, mutha fuckah![/b][/QUOTE]
Oh shit!
Maybe i can ward em off with my dancing
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-slick.gif[/img]
[i]Watchu tryin' to say? hmm?[/i]
Me: Hey there sexy.
Her: So polite..
Her: What do you want from me..
Me: To tap dat
Her: Oh boy. my ass?
Me: Of course not.
Her: Oh phew.
Me: I want to tap dat FINE ass.
Her: You think just cause you said fine it makes it better?
Me: I don't know do you think it makes it better?
Her: No
Me: Then no of course not.
Her: hehe adorable
Me: I'm not adorable, I'm MANLY
Me: just in an adorable way :D
Her: If you're so manly prove it.
Me: You got a webcam?
Her: Yeah what about it..
Me: Would you do what I tell you?
Her: I like where this is going
Me: No way.
Her: What?
Me: Are you serious?
Her: do you want me to be serous?
Me: Yse oh god please
Me: *Yes
Her: Oh *insert my name here* sure I'll do it.
Her: My parents are here though :(
Me: Do they ever leave?
Her: Well they have a buisness meeting.
Me: BUT IT'S 8:30 in the night!?
Her: Not here it isn't.
Me: Oh right vacation..
Her: Yeah... wait an hour
Me: Yes m'am of course.
Me: I'm hoping to see more of you
Her: I'm hoping you do too.
What do women see in me..
Thread derailed fuckers
Swear to god I'm not lieing. I'm noticing now i have really whore friends.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16404128]Me: Hey there sexy.
Her: So polite..
Her: What do you want from me..
Me: To tap dat
Her: Oh boy. my ass?
Me: Of course not.
Her: Oh phew.
Me: I want to tap dat FINE ass.
Her: You think just cause you said fine it makes it better?
Me: I don't know do you think it makes it better?
Her: No
Me: Then no of course not.
Her: hehe adorable
Me: I'm not adorable, I'm MANLY
Me: just in an adorable way :D
Her: If you're so manly prove it.
Me: You got a webcam?
Her: Yeah what about it..
Me: Would you do what I tell you?
Her: I like where this is going
Me: No way.
Her: What?
Me: Are you serious?
Her: do you want me to be serous?
Me: Yse oh god please
Me: *Yes
Her: Oh *insert my name here* sure I'll do it.
Her: My parents are here though :(
Me: Do they ever leave?
Her: Well they have a buisness meeting.
Me: BUT IT'S 8:30 in the night!?
Her: Not here it isn't.
Me: Oh right vacation..
Her: Yeah... wait an hour
Me: Yes m'am of course.
Me: I'm hoping to see more of you
Her: I'm hoping you do too.
What do women see in me..[/QUOTE]
nothing, they can tell you are lying and when you go, they stand you up. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16404106]Oh shit!
Maybe i can ward em off with my dancing
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-slick.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
They will just laugh at your silly whiteman dance
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;16404130]Thread derailed fuckers[/QUOTE]
how long it take for you to figure that out?
[editline]07:36PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=hamp;16404172]They will just laugh at your silly whiteman dance[/QUOTE]
it distracts them and then i can run for my life. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16404169]nothing, they can tell you are lying and when you go, they stand you up. . .[/QUOTE]
Still.
Shit better happen.
[editline]12:37AM[/editline]
Or I will be sad.
[editline]12:37AM[/editline]
Very sad.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16404135]Swear to god I'm not lieing. I'm noticing now i have really whore friends.[/QUOTE]
and you figure it out when you text your friends? How does this workout?
Facepunch says: [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-iiam.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16404208]Still.
Shit better happen.
[editline]12:37AM[/editline]
Or I will be sad.
[editline]12:37AM[/editline]
Very sad.[/QUOTE]
And that shit better involve you broadcasting her webcam on the internet, or else the internet will be disappointed
ok, so whats the post limit? or does it go on and on and on and on?
Me: You weren't serious were you?
Her: No.
Me: Thought so, this goes on the internet so you look like a skank now.
Her: WHAT?
Me: Not so happy now are you
Her: Why would you do that
Me: Fun
Her: Well now you look like an asshole on the internet.
Me: YEAH AND HOW RARE IS THAT.
You know she had a point.
Also she was a real bitch anyway.
[editline]12:41AM[/editline]
I can't stress you enough how much of a bitch she was.
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