Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=hamp;16404253]And that shit better involve you broadcasting her webcam on the internet, or else the internet will be disappointed[/QUOTE]
This.
I am considering texting my ex GF who I just had a big arguement with, but is also a slut... What's the word?
itt solid jake continues to lie
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16404285]Me: You weren't serious were you?
Her: No.
Me: Thought so, this goes on the internet so you look like a skank now.
Her: WHAT?
Me: Not so happy now are you
Her: Why would you do that
Me: Fun
Her: Well now you look like an asshole on the internet.
Me: YEAH AND HOW RARE IS THAT.
You know she had a point.
Also she was a real bitch anyway.
[editline]12:41AM[/editline]
Me: You weren't serious were you?
Her: No.
Me: Thought so, this goes on the internet so you look like a skank now.
Her: WHAT?
Me: Not so happy now are you
Her: Why would you do that
Me: Fun
Her: Well now you look like an asshole on the internet.
Me: YEAH AND HOW RARE IS THAT.
You know she had a point.
Also she was a real bitch anyway.[/QUOTE]
the internet has spoken your fate. Pay the price of 10 thousand dolla, round eye!
ITT: Qwerty and Solid_Jake (and their fitting avatars) become heroes of Facepunch
: hey
Me: how's it going
her: oh hi.
Me:: hey
Me: when are you going to let me tap dat ass
Me: hey'
Me:: when
Me: are
Me: you
Me: going
Me: to
Me: let
Me: me
Me: tap
Me::dat
Me:ass
Her:**** your disgusting
me: Hey it's not Disneyland is it?
Her. WTF
[QUOTE=i_speel_good;16404341]ITT: Qwerty and Solid_Jake (and their fitting avatars) become heroes of Facepunch[/QUOTE]
Don't forget about that other guy.
ITT: That one guy who lost his GF, redonkulous, is a Facepunch martyr.
[QUOTE=i_speel_good;16404341]ITT: Qwerty and Solid_Jake (and their fitting avatars) become heroes of Facepunch[/QUOTE]
yay! im a hero!
[QUOTE=Matt Lee;16404307]itt solid jake continues to lie[/QUOTE]
ITT: Matt lee can't do it right.
Not even gonna bother with you because I don't want to get banned for flaming.
I CANNOT PAY THE INTERNETS FOR IT DOES NOT HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT.
:tinfoil:
Yes it does.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16404366]Don't forget about that other guy.
ITT: That one guy who lost his GF is a Facepunch martyr.[/QUOTE]
i still feel bad for him [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/frown.gif[/img]
And until I posted hell froze over. Ffffffffuuuu
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384595]I fucking hate you Facepunch, I fucking hate you.
She just broke up with me.[/QUOTE]
redonkulous lol
[img]http://yenz24.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/jesus_on_cross_crucifixion-full.jpg[/img]
Horrible, I know.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16404409]i still feel bad for him [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/frown.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Yeah.. (I did lurk the thread and know all about it)
This thread is like a girls period.
HAPPYsadHAPPYsadHAPPYsadsadHAPPYsadHAPPYsadsadmadHAPPYangryHAPPYsleep
Has anyone tried this out in person?
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16404395]ITT: Matt lee can't do it right.
Not even gonna bother with you because I don't want to get banned for flaming.
I CANNOT PAY THE INTERNETS FOR IT DOES NOT HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT.
:tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
itt solid jake uses a completely unrelated argument to get past the previous argument that he is still lying
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16404475]Yeah.. (I did lurk the thread and know all about it)
This thread is like a girls period.
HAPPYsadHAPPYsadHAPPYsadsadHAPPYsadHAPPYsadsadmadHAPPYangryHAPPYsleep
Has anyone tried this out in person?[/QUOTE]
the tap dat ass thing?
I will try it the next time I get out the house and see a friendgirl.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16404505]the tap dat ass thing?[/QUOTE]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /sarcasm.
Me: Hey
Her: Sup
Me: I have a proposal
Her: Uhuh.
Me: I tap that ass
Her: ....
Me: So is that a y or n?
Her: How bout I tap THAT ass.
Me: Win win for me
i can do it when my friend girl comes over and takes my money again. . .
[QUOTE=Arsonist!;16404538]Me: Hey
Her: Sup
Me: I have a proposal
Her: Uhuh.
Me: I tap that ass
Her: ....
Me: So is that a y or n?
Her: How bout I tap THAT ass.
Me: Win win for me[/QUOTE]
She was probably looking at a guy walking down the street. Calm down.
I'll try this out later when I go to the pool with my friends.
1friendgirl and 1guy
Friend girl also has a crush on me and GOD DAMNIT CHEEZY WHY DID YOU MAKE ME START TALKING LIKE THIS .
like how? i dunno. just good i guess.
Sounds good to me
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16404593]I'll try this out later when I go to the pool with my friends.
1friendgirl and 1guy
Friend girl also has a crush on me and GOD DAMNIT CHEEZY WHY DID YOU MAKE ME START TALKING LIKE THIS .[/QUOTE]
no.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16404608]like how? i dunno. just good i guess.[/QUOTE]
Friend girl <- that.
[editline]01:00AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Matt Lee;16404622]no.[/QUOTE]
How is it that when you post your count still stays at 6..
i like fucking around with my ex
Me: hay
Her: i swear to god if this is another tap dat ass thing of yours, i will murder you
Me: nah, i was just kiddin
Her: I swaer to god, if you are lying. . .
Me: trust me :)
Her: . . .
ME: So, when can i tappo dat asso?
Her: brb
I dont think she's serious. . . i hope not. . .
FT posts do not count, thats why I am on 69 still [a good luck charm? :fuckyou:]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16404640]
How is it that when you post your count still stays at 6..[/QUOTE]
Whaha.. what the fuck?
Think it would be better to do on omegle
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