• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=hamp;16404253]And that shit better involve you broadcasting her webcam on the internet, or else the internet will be disappointed[/QUOTE] This.
I am considering texting my ex GF who I just had a big arguement with, but is also a slut... What's the word?
itt solid jake continues to lie
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16404285]Me: You weren't serious were you? Her: No. Me: Thought so, this goes on the internet so you look like a skank now. Her: WHAT? Me: Not so happy now are you Her: Why would you do that Me: Fun Her: Well now you look like an asshole on the internet. Me: YEAH AND HOW RARE IS THAT. You know she had a point. Also she was a real bitch anyway. [editline]12:41AM[/editline] Me: You weren't serious were you? Her: No. Me: Thought so, this goes on the internet so you look like a skank now. Her: WHAT? Me: Not so happy now are you Her: Why would you do that Me: Fun Her: Well now you look like an asshole on the internet. Me: YEAH AND HOW RARE IS THAT. You know she had a point. Also she was a real bitch anyway.[/QUOTE] the internet has spoken your fate. Pay the price of 10 thousand dolla, round eye!
ITT: Qwerty and Solid_Jake (and their fitting avatars) become heroes of Facepunch
: hey Me: how's it going her: oh hi. Me:: hey Me: when are you going to let me tap dat ass Me: hey' Me:: when Me: are Me: you Me: going Me: to Me: let Me: me Me: tap Me::dat Me:ass Her:**** your disgusting me: Hey it's not Disneyland is it? Her. WTF
[QUOTE=i_speel_good;16404341]ITT: Qwerty and Solid_Jake (and their fitting avatars) become heroes of Facepunch[/QUOTE] Don't forget about that other guy. ITT: That one guy who lost his GF, redonkulous, is a Facepunch martyr.
[QUOTE=i_speel_good;16404341]ITT: Qwerty and Solid_Jake (and their fitting avatars) become heroes of Facepunch[/QUOTE] yay! im a hero!
[QUOTE=Matt Lee;16404307]itt solid jake continues to lie[/QUOTE] ITT: Matt lee can't do it right. Not even gonna bother with you because I don't want to get banned for flaming. I CANNOT PAY THE INTERNETS FOR IT DOES NOT HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT. :tinfoil:
Yes it does.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16404366]Don't forget about that other guy. ITT: That one guy who lost his GF is a Facepunch martyr.[/QUOTE] i still feel bad for him [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/frown.gif[/img]
And until I posted hell froze over. Ffffffffuuuu
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384595]I fucking hate you Facepunch, I fucking hate you. She just broke up with me.[/QUOTE] redonkulous lol [img]http://yenz24.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/jesus_on_cross_crucifixion-full.jpg[/img] Horrible, I know.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16404409]i still feel bad for him [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/frown.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Yeah.. (I did lurk the thread and know all about it) This thread is like a girls period. HAPPYsadHAPPYsadHAPPYsadsadHAPPYsadHAPPYsadsadmadHAPPYangryHAPPYsleep Has anyone tried this out in person?
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16404395]ITT: Matt lee can't do it right. Not even gonna bother with you because I don't want to get banned for flaming. I CANNOT PAY THE INTERNETS FOR IT DOES NOT HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] itt solid jake uses a completely unrelated argument to get past the previous argument that he is still lying
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16404475]Yeah.. (I did lurk the thread and know all about it) This thread is like a girls period. HAPPYsadHAPPYsadHAPPYsadsadHAPPYsadHAPPYsadsadmadHAPPYangryHAPPYsleep Has anyone tried this out in person?[/QUOTE] the tap dat ass thing?
I will try it the next time I get out the house and see a friendgirl.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16404505]the tap dat ass thing?[/QUOTE] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /sarcasm.
Me: Hey Her: Sup Me: I have a proposal Her: Uhuh. Me: I tap that ass Her: .... Me: So is that a y or n? Her: How bout I tap THAT ass. Me: Win win for me
i can do it when my friend girl comes over and takes my money again. . .
[QUOTE=Arsonist!;16404538]Me: Hey Her: Sup Me: I have a proposal Her: Uhuh. Me: I tap that ass Her: .... Me: So is that a y or n? Her: How bout I tap THAT ass. Me: Win win for me[/QUOTE] She was probably looking at a guy walking down the street. Calm down.
I'll try this out later when I go to the pool with my friends. 1friendgirl and 1guy Friend girl also has a crush on me and GOD DAMNIT CHEEZY WHY DID YOU MAKE ME START TALKING LIKE THIS .
like how? i dunno. just good i guess.
Sounds good to me
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16404593]I'll try this out later when I go to the pool with my friends. 1friendgirl and 1guy Friend girl also has a crush on me and GOD DAMNIT CHEEZY WHY DID YOU MAKE ME START TALKING LIKE THIS .[/QUOTE] no.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16404608]like how? i dunno. just good i guess.[/QUOTE] Friend girl <- that. [editline]01:00AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Matt Lee;16404622]no.[/QUOTE] How is it that when you post your count still stays at 6..
i like fucking around with my ex Me: hay Her: i swear to god if this is another tap dat ass thing of yours, i will murder you Me: nah, i was just kiddin Her: I swaer to god, if you are lying. . . Me: trust me :) Her: . . . ME: So, when can i tappo dat asso? Her: brb I dont think she's serious. . . i hope not. . .
FT posts do not count, thats why I am on 69 still [a good luck charm? :fuckyou:]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16404640] How is it that when you post your count still stays at 6..[/QUOTE] Whaha.. what the fuck?
Think it would be better to do on omegle
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