Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;16368904]Still waiting for a response.[/QUOTE]
Your name goes well with that.
[QUOTE=PrototypeXT3;16368874]I wouldn't want to do this, my friends would be like:
"*insert name here*, you know i don't like you like that. i'm sorry *blah blah blah*"
then I'd be like:
"I was joking.."
"oh, lol."
then they would go on in life not knowing they just killed me inside.
:frown:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, take one for the team, buddy!
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;16368904]Still waiting for a response.[/QUOTE]
ok?
[QUOTE=Trogdon;16368913]Do it anyways
what do you have to lose?
oh yeah friends
still worth it[/QUOTE]
I'll think about it, I might try it with one of the girls I talk to everyonce in awhile, not all the time.
[QUOTE=PrototypeXT3;16368932]I'll think about it, I might try it with one of the girls I talk to everyonce in awhile, not all the time.[/QUOTE]
and if you do and they ruin your life, dont use the always popular "Shotgun Pills" for your depression.
[QUOTE=poryon2;16363499]nobody in the fast threads has friends.[/QUOTE]
I have friends, VERY FEW friends.Even fewer that I fully trust.
sent.
Me: so, when can I tap that?
Her: wait what? tap what?
Me: dat ass
awaiting response.
:D
I have no friends that are girls but Ima ask my friend who's a pimp
(not literally)
Looks like this thread is going somewhere.
Me: Hey baby, when you going to let me tap that ass?
Her: ...Bye
Me: i was kidding
Her: No you weren't.
Dammit
[QUOTE=Ubergoose;16369311]Me: Hey baby, when you going to let me tap that ass?
Her: ...Bye
Me: i was kidding
Her: No you weren't.
Dammit[/QUOTE]
HAHHA! Oh god thats the best one so far!
uh, crap..
Me: so, when can I tap that?
Her: wait what? tap what?
Me: dat ass
Her: what the hell is wrong with you
Me: nothing, I just want to tap dat ass.
Her: i don't want to talk to you, stop texting me
Me: I was joking.. why would I want to do that to you?
Her: oh, so you wouldn't even want to?
Me: wait what?
Her: just stop talking to me.
What... the... hell?
that didn't go as expected at all..
Mattias säger:
hey
Tomiax säger:
hello
lol nice avatar
Mattias säger:
when r u gonna let me tap dat ass?
Tomiax säger:
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mattias säger:
srs
:D
Tomiax säger:
do u like man?
Mattias säger:
yeh ;)
Tomiax säger:
wh
why
Mattias säger:
i have no idea
so when r u gonna let me tap dat ass?
Tomiax säger:
LOOOOOL WTFF
Mattias säger:
is that a y or n?
Tomiax säger:
x
Mattias säger:
cool, so i will pick u up at 4?
Tomiax säger:
where did i met u again?
Mattias säger:
in your dreams
Tomiax säger:
more like a nightmare
Mattias säger:
might be true
but its still a dream
Tomiax säger:
a bad one
Mattias säger:
idd
haw haw (Säger means says)
These are funny as hell. But it's too early for me to do one. I'll do one probably tomorrow.
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;16368516]the only people on my msn are 23 guys, and 2 of my ex's...[/QUOTE]
Yeeeeeeeah i'm one of them go me
[editline]01:18PM[/editline]
LewisDaCool: I AM ONE OF 23 PEOPLE ON YOUR MSN ASDGADHDGHAD
Crypher.: lmao
LewisDaCool: When you gonna let me tap that
Crypher.: right now bro
LewisDaCool: :q:
I was gonna do this to one of my female friends later on today when it's actually light out and she's not asleep but I just remembered something. I know this girl in Philadelphia so maybe I can put one up sooner than expected.
+Plus is that I don't realllly know her.
I'm too scared to do something like this, I would only get responses like
[QUOTE=PrototypeXT3;16369374]
Me: so, when can I tap that?
Her: wait what? tap what?
Me: dat ass
Her: what the hell is wrong with you
Me: nothing, I just want to tap dat ass.
Her: i don't want to talk to you, stop texting me
Me: I was joking.. why would I want to do that to you?
Her: oh, so you wouldn't even want to?
Me: wait what?
Her: just stop talking to me.[/QUOTE]
or
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16368715]
Me: Hey, watcha doing?
Her: Listening to music ^^, you?
Me: Thinking about tappin dat ass
Her: . . .
Me: So? You wanna?
-Insert Name Here- has signed off 5:39 A.M[/QUOTE]
or
[QUOTE=Ubergoose;16369311]
Me: Hey baby, when you going to let me tap that ass?
Her: ...Bye
Me: i was kidding
Her: No you weren't.[/QUOTE]
So I'm not gonna do it. I think. Yet.
Me: sup
Her: hi
Me: wat u doin
Her: music u?
Me: thinking about tapping your arse
Her: bye
<name> has signed off
[QUOTE=PrototypeXT3;16369374]uh, crap..
Me: so, when can I tap that?
Her: wait what? tap what?
Me: dat ass
Her: what the hell is wrong with you
Me: nothing, I just want to tap dat ass.
Her: i don't want to talk to you, stop texting me
Me: I was joking.. why would I want to do that to you?
Her: oh, so you wouldn't even want to?
Me: wait what?
Her: just stop talking to me.
What... the... hell?
that didn't go as expected at all..[/QUOTE]
You want to fuck me? You sicko!
I was joking...
So now I'm ugly to you?!
You can't win with some women.
Can't live with em', can't live without 'em.
That's what I never say.
she really won't talk to me now.. wow.
[QUOTE=PrototypeXT3;16370022]she really won't talk to me now.. wow.[/QUOTE]
Just wait it out. I'm sure she'll be over it in a few hours. Give it a day just to be on the safe side. She sounds like a bitch, by the way.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16370039]Just wait it out. I'm sure she'll be over it in a few hours. Give it a day just to be on the safe side. She sounds like a bitch, by the way.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like the stereotypical girl to me.
Sounds like you fucked up and now every woman in town will think you're an asshole.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16370039]Just wait it out. I'm sure she'll be over it in a few hours. Give it a day just to be on the safe side. She sounds like a bitch, by the way.[/QUOTE]
She pretty much is, but not all the time.
That time of the month probably. Good thing I didn't do this with one of my friends I talk to a lot.
[QUOTE=PrototypeXT3;16370022]she really won't talk to me now.. wow.[/QUOTE]
Talk to her in real life.
[QUOTE=PrototypeXT3;16370162]She pretty much is, but not all the time.
That time of the month probably. Good thing I didn't do this with one of my friends I talk to a lot.[/QUOTE]
Do it.
[QUOTE=PrototypeXT3;16370162]She pretty much is, but not all the time.
That time of the month probably. Good thing I didn't do this with one of my friends I talk to a lot.[/QUOTE]
It'll probably go over much more smoothly with someone who you talk to more often... DUH. lol
To be honest I'm surprised it took that long for someone to get properly offended.
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