Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16404673]i like fucking around with my ex
Me: hay
Her: i swear to god if this is another tap dat ass thing of yours, i will murder you
Me: nah, i was just kiddin
Her: I swaer to god, if you are lying. . .
Me: trust me :)
Her: . . .
ME: So, when can i tappo dat asso?
Her: brb
I dont think she's serious. . . i hope not. . .[/QUOTE]
Write your will quick. :]
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16404679]FT posts do not count, thats why I am on 69 still [a good luck charm? :fuckyou:][/QUOTE]
Here's the other hero guys. He got laid too, I think. Can anyone confirm? I get lazy.
[b]Edit:[/b] He is not a hero, guys. This is coming from the quoted above. :|
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16404679]FT posts do not count, thats why I am on 69 still [a good luck charm? :fuckyou:][/QUOTE]
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH didn't know that.
Well now I know.
[QUOTE=Skeven;16404716]Write your will quick. :][/QUOTE]
everything goes to Skippy. . . and Sharker.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16404640]Friend girl <- that.
[editline]01:00AM[/editline]
How is it that when you post your count still stays at 6..[/QUOTE]
because post counts dont update immediately,
and now back to our original point
YOU ARE A LIAR
Qwerty, wait for her to come murder you.. half-nude in a sexy pose.. and TAP THAT.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16404728]Here's the other hero guys. He got laid too, I think. Can anyone confirm? I get lazy.[/QUOTE]
Aww no, I have not got laid by either of them, I have gotten some in cali though, that's a whole different story however, adn that chick is who I am considering Texting now :P
I actually gained two prospects though.
[QUOTE=Skeven;16404771]Qwerty, wait for her to come murder you.. half-nude in a sexy pose.. and TAP THAT.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, as she's standing over you with a knife going through your chest, give her a good dicking.
she just drove into my driveway. . . door bell rings. . . mom opening the door. . . stomping on stairs. . . me locking the door. . . she wants in!
Everything goes to Skippy and Sharker!
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16404824]she just drove into my driveway. . . door bell rings. . . mom opening the door. . . stomping on stairs. . . me locking the door. . . she wants in!
Everything goes to Skippy and Sharker![/QUOTE]
No way?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16404824]she just drove into my driveway. . . door bell rings. . . mom opening the door. . . stomping on stairs. . . me locking the door. . . she wants in!
Everything goes to Skippy and Sharker![/QUOTE]
Quick get out the camera.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16404841]No way?[/QUOTE]
time lapse of what was happening. . . she still wants in, telling me that i am a complete asshole. . .
The jesus pic at the top of the thread keeps making me scroll down asap cause my grandma is like a total wierdo bible thumper XD
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16404872]time lapse of what was happening. . . she still wants in, telling me that i am a complete asshole. . .[/QUOTE]
She must be on her rag. Damn hormonal changes.
Open the door, and tap dat ass.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16404824]she just drove into my driveway. . . door bell rings. . . mom opening the door. . . stomping on stairs. . . me locking the door. . . she wants in!
Everything goes to Skippy, Sharker, and solid_jake![/QUOTE]
You shouldn't have..
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16404884]Open the door, and tap dat ass.[/QUOTE]
She just wants it rough.
hold on, brb. Gotta calm her down. If i die, everything goes to Skippy, Sharker, and aidinigan. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16404872]time lapse of what was happening. . . she still wants in, telling me that i am a complete asshole. . .[/QUOTE]
What if she just wants to TAP YOU? You might have gotten under her skin :D
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16403920]My mission : Survive till 3am.[/QUOTE]
I heard people have better orgasms on a full bladder. Start drinking alot boy
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16404896]She just wants it rough.[/QUOTE]
She can be the cop, and qwerty the criminal scum.
Oh yeah. Fantasy.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16404872]time lapse of what was happening. . . she still wants in, telling me that i am a complete asshole. . .[/QUOTE]
Listen you open the door, and tell her it was just a game AND CLOSE THE FUCKING THREAD WINDOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. Sometimes you gotta take shit.
or she could start saying YOU WANNA TAP MY ASS? YOU WANNA TAP MY ASS? And let you do it but that's not very likely.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16404906]hold on, brb. Gotta calm her down. If i die, everything goes to Skippy, Sharker, and aidinigan. . .[/QUOTE]
Thankyou. I feel so loved.
tap thaaaaat
[img]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/username101/PIC_really_ugly_face.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16404928]Listen you open the door, and tell her it was just a game AND CLOSE THE FUCKING THREAD WINDOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. Sometimes you gotta take shit.
or she could start saying YOU WANNA TAP MY ASS? YOU WANNA TAP MY ASS? And let you do it but that's not very likely.[/QUOTE]
LEAVE IT OPEN!
Open door like this:
[img]http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs134.snc1/5734_108034596044_626801044_2296973_4319159_n.jpg[/img]
He better have closed the thread window..
Cause if she reads it.. she'll go " YOU'RE POSTING THIS ON THE INTERNET YOU CUNT?" Like mine did.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16404937]tap that
[img]http://skp36.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/retard.jpg.w300h341.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Yeah man, tap that image hosted by tripod.
How scary.
that could have gone better. . .
I showed her this thread, she giggled and proceeded to kick my ass. . .
I jsut googled 'omegle' to see what it was and it produced this, I thought it was kinda funny.
[quote]Stranger: im in the Philippines
Stranger: our late president just died
You: lol
You: that lows
You: blows*
Stranger: so much.
Stranger: that's why my family woke me up, they love politics
You: woke you up?
You: you mean he JUST died?
You: liek this morning or something?
Stranger: and im in my room, so bored, pretending that im mourning
You: WTF!
Stranger: yup, 3:18am
You: thats crazy
Stranger: have u heard about the martial law in the philippines
You: i jsut came on here looking for a chick to ask if i could tap dat ass
Stranger: ???
You: as a prank
You: no I haven't
Stranger: lol
Stranger: oh well.. u never care about history, don;t you?
You: yea i love history
You: not much into pre WWII asian history though...
Stranger: what do u know about philippines then?
Stranger: uh okei
You: i jsut know america occpied the phillipines for a wahile
You: for awhile*
Stranger: uh-uh. that's then reason why Filipinos tend to worship you guys.
You: XD
You: why what did we do?
Stranger: i dont know. we envy your power, looks, and wealth.
Stranger: it's a mentality
You: lol our looks?
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: your white skin, nose, height, and everything
You: the fuck?!
Stranger: i know.[/quote]
Sorry for not being 'TRUE' tap dat ass material. I will deliver more when ex GF responds :smile:
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