Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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Me: hey
Her: hey thar, hows you?
Me: uh fine
Her: So whats up?
Me: ah, just thinkin. . .
Her: bout wut?
Me: bout tappin dat ass of yours
Her: umm. . . what
Me: dat ass
Her: whos?
Me: yours
Her: why mine?
Me: you're hot and you're nice :D
Her: listen, i dont wanna do this. . .
Her: ever. . .
Me: but why?
Her: because, i dont let friends fuck me. . .
Me: :C
Well, i believe another friend has been lost. . .
I would do this, but I don't wanna lose the few friends-girls I have.
You guys have guts for doing this...
I did it with a friend, but she is a bit of a nympho. And i almost fucked her once, if it wernt for my ex. Dammit.
What do you mean? Was she your gf at the time?
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16405412]What do you mean? Was she your gf at the time?[/QUOTE]
We were at her house drinking, and i started fondling her. My ex saw and raged at me.
So? She was your EX. Why did you let that stop you?
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16405433]We were at her house drinking, and i started fondling her. My ex saw and raged at me.[/QUOTE]
That was months ago. last weekend we did body shots and were hooking up.
She's online!
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16405437]So? She was your EX. Why did you let that stop you?[/QUOTE]
My ex is crazy.
[editline]01:50AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16405449]She's online![/QUOTE]
Woot <(^_^)>
Remember, jake: get some pics and forward it to us! Or post it on this thread if you wish. :buddy:
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16405487][img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-w00t.gif[/img][img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-w00t.gif[/img][img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-w00t.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Arnt u supposd to be at ur gfs?
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16405496]Arnt u supposd to be at ur gfs?[/QUOTE]
ITT: Lies everywhere.
Lol
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16405014]
redonkulous the martyr[/QUOTE]
ok
Also, i licked her nipples with another girl. Go me.
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16405496]Arnt u supposd to be at ur gfs?[/QUOTE]
she said she doesn't want me to come at the moment. . .
I wonder why...
[quote=-qwerty-;16405516]she said she doesn't want me to come at the moment. . .[/quote]
deeeeeniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied!
:sympathy:
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16405513]Also, i licked her nipples with another girl. Go me.[/QUOTE]
Nice.
Uploading file..
Can't wait.
W^^T
[QUOTE=PaperStrike;16405521]I wonder why...[/QUOTE]
Me: why wont you let me come?
Her: i saw facepunch. . .
Me: wha?
Her: i need sometime to think right now. . .
Me: i see. . .
Text. . .
I am so excite.
[editline]01:58AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16405565]Me: why wont you let me come?
Her: i saw facepunch. . .
Me: wha?
Her: i need sometime to think right now. . .
Me: i see. . .
Text. . .[/QUOTE]
Dude. Im so sorry.
Also this is the chat log not the webcam thing.
Webcam thing is at 3am.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16405565]Me: why wont you let me come?
Her: i saw facepunch. . .
Me: wha?
Her: i need sometime to think right now. . .
Me: i see. . .
Text. . .[/QUOTE]
:O
FP ruins another life.
Again.
[quote]Me:
Hello
Her::
hey ^ ^
Me:
I have a question
Her:
yesh?
Me:
Can i tap dat ass
Her:
excuse me?
avid
Can i tap
dat ass
Her:
...
ummmm.....
i don't know how to reply to this.
Me:
It's y/n
Her:
um.. yesh???
Me:
rly
Her:
... idk... sure?
Me:
when
Her:
O.o;
i... dunno???
Me:
d/m/y/minute/second
Her:
19/3/10/54/.00000003
try making that
Me:
Fantastic
But I was thinking tomorrow
Her:
...
sure
Me:
fantastical
Her::
i never expected this from you bro[/quote]
Thank you, facepunch.
[editline]07:59PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16405576]Also this is the chat log not the webcam thing.
Webcam thing is at 3am.[/QUOTE]
If you show us all I will bow to your name.
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