Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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And you know what's weird? They have the same name, and me and that guy have the same name :P
[QUOTE=RJ102;16405732][b]VICTORy[/b]
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. . . i hate you. . .
Yo, -qwerty-s GF, I heard you like diddling. How about some diddle with the Diddle Master himself? :smug:
Me: did you see the apology on page 32?!?!
Her: lol yea
Me: Well?!
Me: oh
Her: i was jest keddin
Me: . . .
Ha, you bastard!
Leave qwertys gf alone. Qwerty should be the only one 'diddling her'. At their discression.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16405772]. . . i hate you. . .[/QUOTE]
[b]FAILURe[/b]
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[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16405799]Me: did you see the apology on page 32?!?!
Her: lol yea
Me: Well?!
Me: oh
Her: i was jest keddin
Me: . . .
Ha, you bastard![/QUOTE]
:3:
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16405799]Me: did you see the apology on page 32?!?!
Her: lol yea
Me: Well?!
Me: oh
Her: i was jest keddin
Me: . . .
Ha, you bastard![/QUOTE]
No diddling for me :suicide:
[code]You: where you from
Stranger: brazil
You: really now!@
You: that's awesome
You: I'm in US
You: Lucky bastard you have such hot chicks there in brazil
Stranger: Fuck you[/code]
O_O
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16405693]Did you get rejected?[/QUOTE]
Accutally... Nope.... I got accepted :D Wait then that meens... *Quagmire voice* OH GOD
qwerty is lying right now.
Yo, jake, we've been waiting a while, I'm thinking photoshop got involved.
Now, solid jake. Lets get this thread back on track.
i wonder if my ex looks at facepunch. . . maybe, now that i showed her awhile ago. . .
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There, you can tell by the time we talked how long it took. Mind you this is only a fragment. She started the convo all you missed was "You think you can stay awake until 3am?"
Red=ME
Blue=Her
[editline]02:15AM[/editline]
Fuck these double posts.
[code]
You: Male or female
Stranger: female
You: When you gonna let me tap dat ass
Stranger: when you wanna tap this ass
You: when you WANT me to tap dat ass!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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:(
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;16364660]Me: So ive been told by facepunch to ask you if i can have intercourse with you, what do you say?
Her: you?
Me: Uhm, yeah.
Her: lol.
its on facepunch?
Me: Answer the question, lool
Her: Faggot
Me: :'(
Her: im kidding
haha
yes.
Another one:
Me: the internet told me to go off and ask a random girl to have intercourse with me... so, that's you
Her: ahaha umm maybe when were married .
haha .
jk .
Me: :)
Her: haah awww your so cute timothy(:
Me: :))[/QUOTE]
We got the pimp, the player and the mother fucking hustler right here!
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16405840][URL=http://img402.imageshack.us/i/67204620.jpg/][IMG]http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/9598/67204620.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
There, you can tell by the time we talked how long it took. Mind you this is only a fragment. She started the convo all you missed was "You think you can stay awake until 3am?"
Red=ME
Blue=Her
[editline]02:15AM[/editline]
Fuck these double posts.[/QUOTE]
he shoots, he scores!
Solid jake, you must record this for us k.
The way she talks leads me to believe this was staged.
Plus, this is a 'shop. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few 'shops in my time.
but does he slam dunk
he needs to tap dat ass HARD. With a spatula!
[QUOTE=PaperStrike;16405885]The way she talks leads me to believe this was staged.
Plus, this is a 'shop. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few 'shops in my time.[/QUOTE]
It does seem fake...
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16405922]he needs to tap dat ass HARD. With a spatula![/QUOTE]
No, she will be doing the tapping. With a dildo too the vag.
[QUOTE=PaperStrike;16405885]The way she talks leads me to believe this was staged.
Plus, this is a 'shop. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few 'shops in my time.[/QUOTE]
I didn't photoshop this. Let's start with : A) I have paint and used paint.
B) I'm currently on an acer aspire one laptop (shit small) so the pixels are probobly that.
C) It's not staged. I think she's sober right now. She's reletivly good at speaking just look at my posts where I put the convo down.
D) I don't make friends with shits who don't know how to speak english. (Even though I'm not so good myself)
E) God bless america.
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16405941]No, she will be doing the tapping. With a dildo too the vag.[/QUOTE]
will there be a spatula involved, i hope?
If you don't know what an acer aspire one laptop is then google it.
I think all the shop and video speculation won't pay off anyway, because even if he records it, he wouldn't give it to us.
I mean, I know I wouldn't.
[code]You: Hello :D
Stranger: 14 f you?
Stranger: ^_^
You: aw that kind of ruins it if I asked i'd be a fucking asshole
You: dammmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttt
Stranger: 0o0o0o i gots me and older shlong
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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What just happened O_O
Wow we are rocketing through these pages aren't we..
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