Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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Windows Live Messenger.
Plus show pics.
If only for proof.
jake if you send me pics/vids I will defo friend request you.
[QUOTE=PaperStrike;16407420]Windows Live Messenger.
Plus show pics.
If only for proof.[/QUOTE]
No, that on the internet is bad. Also tried it, still came out a blob or a monster sort of.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/9c930787a4c85e7552614a98fa3c7ec6.png[/img]
Look at her and all that fuzzy sexiness.
Fuck you disagree, this thread is now about trying to beg me to post nudes/the video.
Also 3 hours to go more or less. I'll see if this is a tarp, for real, a joke, or etc.
Oh my god I can see midriff :O
:P
Whore alert.
[editline]01:58PM[/editline]
Ok, show us something that can prove such events, without ruining anyones life.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16407462]Fuck you disagree, this thread is now about trying to beg me to post nudes/the video.
Also 3 hours to go more or less. I'll see if this is a tarp, for real, a joke, or etc.[/QUOTE]
It is a god damned picture of a dildo what the fuck is the internet going to do with that.
Just show it to us.
Me: hello there ********
Her: hi ***.
Me: whats been happening lately?
Her: uh, more troubles with ******, not much really just he tryed it on with another girl. >=(
Me: damn, sorry to hear that, although this may not be the time i have something to ask.
Her: alright, whats up?
Me: its about me tapping "dat"
Her: "dat"?
Me: "dat" ass.
Her: thats called cheating, and you know i dont cheat.
Me: whys that?
Her: cause im not a whore.
Me: its not being a whore, its being friends with benefits.
Her: look ***, im having a hard enough time with ******, don't you start as well.
Me: oh, alrighty then.
Her: you've upset me now, you have to come over and make it up.
Me: wtf, you just said you dont cheat?
Her: see you in 5...
jesus... i dont know what to make of it, we are great friends, and we have before during her dating...
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16407462]Fuck you disagree, this thread is now about trying to beg me to post nudes/the video.
Also 3 hours to go more or less. I'll see if this is a tarp, for real, a joke, or etc.[/QUOTE]
I'll love you forever if you get video.
[QUOTE=PaperStrike;16407487]Oh my god I can see midriff :O
:P
Whore alert.
[editline]01:58PM[/editline]
Ok, show us something that can prove such events, without ruining anyones life.[/QUOTE]
See I tell her that but she doesn't believe it.
Also that wouldn't be very unlikely.
Also, also I don't know anything like that.
[QUOTE=Mr valentine;16407601]Me: hello there ********
Her: hi ***.
Me: whats been happening lately?
Her: uh, more troubles with ******, not much really just he tryed it on with another girl. >=(
Me: damn, sorry to hear that, although this may not be the time i have something to ask.
Her: alright, whats up?
Me: its about me tapping "dat"
Her: "dat"?
Me: "dat" ass.
Her: thats called cheating, and you know i dont cheat.
Me: whys that?
Her: cause im not a whore.
Me: its not being a whore, its being friends with benefits.
Her: look ***, im having a hard enough time with ******, don't you start as well.
Me: oh, alrighty then.
Her: you've upset me now, you have to come over and make it up.
Me: wtf, you just said you dont cheat?
Her: see you in 5...
jesus... i dont know what to make of it, we are great friends, and we have before during her dating...[/QUOTE]
Fake.
[QUOTE=Gummeh;16407572]It is a god damned picture of a dildo what the fuck is the internet going to do with that.
Just show it to us.[/QUOTE]
Why the fuck do you need a picture of the dildo..
[QUOTE=Mr valentine;16407601]Me: hello there ********
Her: hi ***.
Me: whats been happening lately?
Her: uh, more troubles with ******, not much really just he tryed it on with another girl. >=(
Me: damn, sorry to hear that, although this may not be the time i have something to ask.
Her: alright, whats up?
Me: its about me tapping "dat"
Her: "dat"?
Me: "dat" ass.
Her: thats called cheating, and you know i dont cheat.
Me: whys that?
Her: cause im not a whore.
Me: its not being a whore, its being friends with benefits.
Her: look ***, im having a hard enough time with ******, don't you start as well.
Me: oh, alrighty then.
Her: you've upset me now, you have to come over and make it up.
Me: wtf, you just said you dont cheat?
Her: see you in 5...
jesus... i dont know what to make of it, we are great friends, and we have before during her dating...[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16407640]Why the fuck do you need a picture of the dildo..[/QUOTE]
To prove she gave it to you.
Plus a pic of a real person holding a dildo with terrible quality is better than any porn film of a similar nature.
Suddenly, posts were slow.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16407640]Why the fuck do you need a picture of the dildo..[/QUOTE]
So we can tell you aren't trolling, genius.
So wait, she said she doesn't cheat, gets mad over, and wants him to come over and do the lovelove?
Epik Envy: Violently rape Qwerty's GF
Ricky: Oh I will
Epik Envy: In the ass rite
Ricky: Nope
Ricky: In the penis
Epik Envy: Wat
Ricky is RJ102
But srsly jake i will friend request you if you send pics/vid bc im c00l
:smugdog:
Jake, send picz too me over FP :buddy:
Oh man. If Jake Delivers. He will be the Fast Thread God.
[QUOTE=PaperStrike;16407678]To prove she gave it to you.[/QUOTE]
What difference would it make if she did or didn't?
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;16407706]Epik Envy: Violently rape Qwerty's GF
Ricky: Oh I will
Epik Envy: In the ass rite
Ricky: Nope
Ricky: In the penis
Epik Envy: Wat
Ricky is RJ102[/QUOTE]
. . . what an asshole. . .
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16407734]She showed me pics of the dildo so that would be highly illogical.[/QUOTE]
To prove you aren't a troll, show us those pictures.
Or were you lying?
Sorry Qwerty, I honestly do feel bad for ya.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16407738]. . . what an asshole. . .[/QUOTE]
:smugdog:
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16407734]What difference would it make if she did or didn't?[/QUOTE]
You just lost all your credibility, GG.
jake, send pics to [email]warflord@yahoo.com[/email]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16407734]What difference would it make if she did or didn't?[/QUOTE]
To prove your not a trolling faggot.
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