Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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Hah I never knew there was a [i]proper[/i] way to become offended. Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?
[editline]01:22PM[/editline]
Haha here it goes guys. I'm texting that girl from Philly. Will post shortly.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16370295]Hah I never knew there was a [i]proper[/i] way to become offended. Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?[/QUOTE]
I think if you include "lol" in your "I'm offended" message, it's not considered proper.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16370295]Hah I never knew there was a [i]proper[/i] way to become offended. Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?
[editline]01:22PM[/editline]
Haha here it goes guys. I'm texting that girl from Philly. Will post shortly.[/QUOTE]
Philllyyyyy
Me: Hey
Her: This is a little early for you right?
Me: Maybe but i was just wondering something
Her: Wondering what
Me: Wondering when i can tap that?
Her: Hmmm... I dunno. I don't really keep track of when people get to do me.
Me: Neither do I. So when?
Her: lol when are you free?
Me: Open 24/7, 365
Her: I thought you had to be home alone...?
Me: Nah i'd do it in front of the family. No shame in that
Her: Wow, that interested? Hmmm... Well i'm on my period right now but i'll let ya know :P
Me: ... o_o alright, time to post this conversation on the interwebs
Her: :p why?
Her: Or is that your way of ending the conversation now that I've ruined it? :P
Her: Gabe answer me!
Her: -.- seriously.
It's 6:21 AM and she fuckin' scares me sometimes.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16370583]Me: Hey
Her: This is a little early for you right?
Me: Maybe but i was just wondering something
Her: Wondering what
Me: Wondering when i can tap that?
Her: Hmmm... I dunno. I don't really keep track of when people get to do me.
Me: Neither do I. So when?
Her: lol when are you free?
Me: Open 24/7, 365
Her: I thought you had to be home alone...?
Me: Nah i'd do it in front of the family. No shame in that
Her: Wow, that interested? Hmmm... Well i'm on my period right now but i'll let ya know :P
Me: ... o_o alright, time to post this conversation on the interwebs
Her: :p why?
Her: Or is that your way of ending the conversation now that I've ruined it? :P
Her: Gabe answer me!
Her: -.- seriously.
It's 6:21 AM and she fuckin' scares me sometimes.[/QUOTE]
Red wings do it
Tell her you're on your period too so your synchronized periods obviously mean that you're meant to be
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16370583]
Her: Or is that your way of ending the conversation now that I've ruined it? :P
[/QUOTE]
Dude she fucking wants you.
She actually likes you.
Take this chance and start something.
You know that this will end well, Gabe.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16370583]Me: Hey
Her: This is a little early for you right?
Me: Maybe but i was just wondering something
Her: Wondering what
Me: Wondering when i can tap that?
Her: Hmmm... I dunno. I don't really keep track of when people get to do me.
Me: Neither do I. So when?
Her: lol when are you free?
Me: Open 24/7, 365
Her: I thought you had to be home alone...?
Me: Nah i'd do it in front of the family. No shame in that
Her: Wow, that interested? Hmmm... Well i'm on my period right now but i'll let ya know :P
Me: ... o_o alright, time to post this conversation on the interwebs
Her: :p why?
Her: Or is that your way of ending the conversation now that I've ruined it? :P
Her: Gabe answer me!
Her: -.- seriously.
It's 6:21 AM and she fuckin' scares me sometimes.[/QUOTE]
Run with itttt
Great thread guys, good job.
I tried it, but I got sussed out as soon as I asked.
Me: Hey, can i tap your pussy with my tapping device baby? You'll feel good
Her: Quoi?
(she was french so im good to say all that words :smug:)
[QUOTE=Brainzzh;16370781]Me: Hey, can i tap your pussy with my tapping device baby? You'll feel good
Her: Quoi?
(she was french so im good to say all that words :smug:)[/QUOTE]
Tell her "J'ai une Tour Eiffel dans mon pantalon"
Me: when you gonna let me tap that
him: what
me: me tap that
him: what is wrong with you
No, you guys don't understand. We met through a video game. I live in California. LOL she actually just told me she had a crush on me since she was 12. Should I post the rest of the convo? It's still going on and getting dramatic. Fuck.
Do it, I triple dog fucking dare you to do it. :buddy:
Another one of mine. Text this time.
Me: Hey
Her: Hey!
Me: So, what you up to?
Her: Oh, just talkin on the phone. You?
Me: Just thinkin sumthin. . .
Her: What you think bout?
Me: I was think bout tappin dat ass
Her: Oh. Who's?
Me: Your's baby. I've been waitin a long time!
Her: Well, maybe.
Me: Maybe?
Her: yep, maybe.
Me: well. . . how can i make that a yes?
Her: Well, you can come over to my house and talk to me personally and it will become a yes :D
Me: Okay then! Sounds great! Be over in a few minutes!
And when I got there, she told me she was playin around.
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-crying.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16371022]Another one of mine. Text this time.
Me: Hey
Her: Hey!
Me: So, what you up to?
Her: Oh, just talkin on the phone. You?
Me: Just thinkin sumthin. . .
Her: What you think bout?
Me: I was think bout tappin dat ass
Her: Oh. Who's?
Me: Your's baby. I've been waitin a long time!
Her: Well, maybe.
Me: Maybe?
Her: yep, maybe.
Me: well. . . how can i make that a yes?
Her: Well, you can come over to my house and talk to me personally and it will become a yes :D
Me: Okay then! Sounds great! Be over in a few minutes!
And when I got there, she told me she was playin around.
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-crying.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh lol you got served.
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16371039]Oh lol you got served.[/QUOTE]
i know right. . .
[QUOTE=Trogdon;16368724]Wait I think that one chick actually wants to hook up with me.
Here's more of it
Me: HEY HAILY
Her: Who's This?
Me: AUSTIN
Her: Sup??
Me: WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME TAP THAT?
Her: Soonly
Me: When's that?
Her: Asap niggah
Me: When's that?
Her: Whenever you come over, duh
Me: When's that?
Her: Idk nig.
*then convo took place that's kinda long*
Me: I'm bored, the internet told me to text people asking them if I could tap that
Her: Oh, makes sense.
Me: Yeah only you responded
Her: Damn I'm just too much of an easy slut I guess :/
Me: No! I would want that response. I wouldn't want to get turned down
Her: Oh okay cool :D
Me: even though you prolly aren't serious
Her: Who says I'm not?
Me: Are you?
Her: Yea sure?
Me: lol okay cool
Her: Are you still with Shannon?
Me: No. We Broke up early this month
Her: Hub. Are you a virgin?
Me: No
Her: Oh, then maybe we should hangout! ;D
Me: lol what are you implying?
awaiting response
eagerly[/QUOTE]
Looks like you're in there
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16371022]Another one of mine. Text this time.
Me: Hey
Her: Hey!
Me: So, what you up to?
Her: Oh, just talkin on the phone. You?
Me: Just thinkin sumthin. . .
Her: What you think bout?
Me: I was think bout tappin dat ass
Her: Oh. Who's?
Me: Your's baby. I've been waitin a long time!
Her: Well, maybe.
Me: Maybe?
Her: yep, maybe.
Me: well. . . how can i make that a yes?
Her: Well, you can come over to my house and talk to me personally and it will become a yes :D
Me: Okay then! Sounds great! Be over in a few minutes!
And when I got there, she told me she was playin around.
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-crying.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
You fool.
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16370999]Do it, I triple dog fucking dare you to do it. :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Triple dog dare? Fuuucck you just forced me to. Damn it this takes a while to type out. So, this is picking up after that last message.
Her: -.- seriously.
Her: I'm going to spam you until you answer me. (x6)
Me: No there was this thread about texting a girl, ask her the question and get her reaction
Me: Lol That's all haha
Her: -.- thats not fair! I've had a crush on you since i was twelve.
Me: lol
Her: its true and its kinda scary thinking about how long we've known eachother now that i think about i
Me: I haven't known you for four years.
Her: I turned thirteen the summer i met you so its only been three
Me: Oh shit lol no way. That means i was the summer before i was a sophomore
Her: Ya..Long time right?
Me: Pretty long yeah
Her: And now We're bffl. Best friends for life!
Me: Uh...Eh? We are?
Her: Kinda hopefully :S i mean. We kept in contact this long...
Her:No comment?
Me: Ohh yeah but i still don't even really know you so
Her: Cuz you barely talk to me
Me: Well it's kinda hard to want to when i don't know you in person
Her: Hmmm... So your telling me you don't want to know me?
Me: Not exactly... But it's hard to feel connected with you.
Her: That's deep Gabe
Me: Ya ino
Her: It's definitely hard to feel connected via text messages
Me: inorite
Her: Gabe -.-
Her: Why were you up so early
Haven't gotten back to her but I think that was only a drizzle of a possibly avoided shit storm. We'll see...
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16371022]Another one of mine. Text this time.
Me: Hey
Her: Hey!
Me: So, what you up to?
Her: Oh, just talkin on the phone. You?
Me: Just thinkin sumthin. . .
Her: What you think bout?
Me: I was think bout tappin dat ass
Her: Oh. Who's?
Me: Your's baby. I've been waitin a long time!
Her: Well, maybe.
Me: Maybe?
Her: yep, maybe.
Me: well. . . how can i make that a yes?
Her: Well, you can come over to my house and talk to me personally and it will become a yes :D
Me: Okay then! Sounds great! Be over in a few minutes!
And when I got there, she told me she was playin around.
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-crying.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
A+ for effort.
Aww... she loves you...
Lucky.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16371171]Aww... she loves you...
Lucky.[/QUOTE]
You say that now but you haven't seen her picture. LOL
Holy fuck, ain't that a soap-serie scene or what?
Charles:"Julia, would you like me to make love to you?"
Julia:"Oh Charles! I've been in love with you since I was just a 13 year old piece of loli ass!"
Charles:"Loltroll'd...wait wut?"
Pictures please.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371193]You say that now but you haven't seen her picture. LOL[/QUOTE]
pics pls
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16371207]Holy fuck, ain't that a soap-serie scene or what?
Charles:"Julia, would you like me to make love to you?"
Julia:"Oh Charles! I've been in love with you since I was just a 13 year old piece of loli ass!"
Charles:"Loltroll'd...wait wut?"[/QUOTE]
lmao
One second. I'll get a picture.
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16371207]Holy fuck, ain't that a soap-serie scene or what?
Charles:"Julia, would you like me to make love to you?"
Julia:"Oh Charles! I've been in love with you since I was just a 13 year old piece of loli ass!"
Charles:"Loltroll'd...wait wut?"[/QUOTE]
i'd watch it
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-colbert.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16371231]i'd watch it
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-colbert.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Bitch, please.
I'd direct it.
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16371242]Bitch, please.
I'd direct it.[/QUOTE]
And i'd still watch it!
bethany; says:
*when're you gonna let me tap that (HH)
Dr. Feelgood (H) 'til death do us party (8) says:
*you know you can tap me any time you'd like ;)
bethany; says:
*hmm not interesting enough imo
Dr. Feelgood (H) 'til death do us party (8) says:
*hmmm.
*damn straight you can, let me just buy you some tickets
bethany; says:
*add a lil something
Dr. Feelgood (H) 'til death do us party (8) says:
*damn straight you can, baby! i'll buy you some tickets right now, you can bring the condoms ;)
bethany; says:
*:V:
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