• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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Hah I never knew there was a [i]proper[/i] way to become offended. Have I been doing it wrong this whole time? [editline]01:22PM[/editline] Haha here it goes guys. I'm texting that girl from Philly. Will post shortly.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16370295]Hah I never knew there was a [i]proper[/i] way to become offended. Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?[/QUOTE] I think if you include "lol" in your "I'm offended" message, it's not considered proper.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16370295]Hah I never knew there was a [i]proper[/i] way to become offended. Have I been doing it wrong this whole time? [editline]01:22PM[/editline] Haha here it goes guys. I'm texting that girl from Philly. Will post shortly.[/QUOTE] Philllyyyyy
Me: Hey Her: This is a little early for you right? Me: Maybe but i was just wondering something Her: Wondering what Me: Wondering when i can tap that? Her: Hmmm... I dunno. I don't really keep track of when people get to do me. Me: Neither do I. So when? Her: lol when are you free? Me: Open 24/7, 365 Her: I thought you had to be home alone...? Me: Nah i'd do it in front of the family. No shame in that Her: Wow, that interested? Hmmm... Well i'm on my period right now but i'll let ya know :P Me: ... o_o alright, time to post this conversation on the interwebs Her: :p why? Her: Or is that your way of ending the conversation now that I've ruined it? :P Her: Gabe answer me! Her: -.- seriously. It's 6:21 AM and she fuckin' scares me sometimes.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16370583]Me: Hey Her: This is a little early for you right? Me: Maybe but i was just wondering something Her: Wondering what Me: Wondering when i can tap that? Her: Hmmm... I dunno. I don't really keep track of when people get to do me. Me: Neither do I. So when? Her: lol when are you free? Me: Open 24/7, 365 Her: I thought you had to be home alone...? Me: Nah i'd do it in front of the family. No shame in that Her: Wow, that interested? Hmmm... Well i'm on my period right now but i'll let ya know :P Me: ... o_o alright, time to post this conversation on the interwebs Her: :p why? Her: Or is that your way of ending the conversation now that I've ruined it? :P Her: Gabe answer me! Her: -.- seriously. It's 6:21 AM and she fuckin' scares me sometimes.[/QUOTE] Red wings do it
Tell her you're on your period too so your synchronized periods obviously mean that you're meant to be
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16370583] Her: Or is that your way of ending the conversation now that I've ruined it? :P [/QUOTE] Dude she fucking wants you. She actually likes you. Take this chance and start something. You know that this will end well, Gabe.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16370583]Me: Hey Her: This is a little early for you right? Me: Maybe but i was just wondering something Her: Wondering what Me: Wondering when i can tap that? Her: Hmmm... I dunno. I don't really keep track of when people get to do me. Me: Neither do I. So when? Her: lol when are you free? Me: Open 24/7, 365 Her: I thought you had to be home alone...? Me: Nah i'd do it in front of the family. No shame in that Her: Wow, that interested? Hmmm... Well i'm on my period right now but i'll let ya know :P Me: ... o_o alright, time to post this conversation on the interwebs Her: :p why? Her: Or is that your way of ending the conversation now that I've ruined it? :P Her: Gabe answer me! Her: -.- seriously. It's 6:21 AM and she fuckin' scares me sometimes.[/QUOTE] Run with itttt Great thread guys, good job. I tried it, but I got sussed out as soon as I asked.
Me: Hey, can i tap your pussy with my tapping device baby? You'll feel good Her: Quoi? (she was french so im good to say all that words :smug:)
[QUOTE=Brainzzh;16370781]Me: Hey, can i tap your pussy with my tapping device baby? You'll feel good Her: Quoi? (she was french so im good to say all that words :smug:)[/QUOTE] Tell her "J'ai une Tour Eiffel dans mon pantalon"
Me: when you gonna let me tap that him: what me: me tap that him: what is wrong with you
No, you guys don't understand. We met through a video game. I live in California. LOL she actually just told me she had a crush on me since she was 12. Should I post the rest of the convo? It's still going on and getting dramatic. Fuck.
Do it, I triple dog fucking dare you to do it. :buddy:
Another one of mine. Text this time. Me: Hey Her: Hey! Me: So, what you up to? Her: Oh, just talkin on the phone. You? Me: Just thinkin sumthin. . . Her: What you think bout? Me: I was think bout tappin dat ass Her: Oh. Who's? Me: Your's baby. I've been waitin a long time! Her: Well, maybe. Me: Maybe? Her: yep, maybe. Me: well. . . how can i make that a yes? Her: Well, you can come over to my house and talk to me personally and it will become a yes :D Me: Okay then! Sounds great! Be over in a few minutes! And when I got there, she told me she was playin around. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-crying.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16371022]Another one of mine. Text this time. Me: Hey Her: Hey! Me: So, what you up to? Her: Oh, just talkin on the phone. You? Me: Just thinkin sumthin. . . Her: What you think bout? Me: I was think bout tappin dat ass Her: Oh. Who's? Me: Your's baby. I've been waitin a long time! Her: Well, maybe. Me: Maybe? Her: yep, maybe. Me: well. . . how can i make that a yes? Her: Well, you can come over to my house and talk to me personally and it will become a yes :D Me: Okay then! Sounds great! Be over in a few minutes! And when I got there, she told me she was playin around. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-crying.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Oh lol you got served.
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16371039]Oh lol you got served.[/QUOTE] i know right. . .
[QUOTE=Trogdon;16368724]Wait I think that one chick actually wants to hook up with me. Here's more of it Me: HEY HAILY Her: Who's This? Me: AUSTIN Her: Sup?? Me: WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME TAP THAT? Her: Soonly Me: When's that? Her: Asap niggah Me: When's that? Her: Whenever you come over, duh Me: When's that? Her: Idk nig. *then convo took place that's kinda long* Me: I'm bored, the internet told me to text people asking them if I could tap that Her: Oh, makes sense. Me: Yeah only you responded Her: Damn I'm just too much of an easy slut I guess :/ Me: No! I would want that response. I wouldn't want to get turned down Her: Oh okay cool :D Me: even though you prolly aren't serious Her: Who says I'm not? Me: Are you? Her: Yea sure? Me: lol okay cool Her: Are you still with Shannon? Me: No. We Broke up early this month Her: Hub. Are you a virgin? Me: No Her: Oh, then maybe we should hangout! ;D Me: lol what are you implying? awaiting response eagerly[/QUOTE] Looks like you're in there
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16371022]Another one of mine. Text this time. Me: Hey Her: Hey! Me: So, what you up to? Her: Oh, just talkin on the phone. You? Me: Just thinkin sumthin. . . Her: What you think bout? Me: I was think bout tappin dat ass Her: Oh. Who's? Me: Your's baby. I've been waitin a long time! Her: Well, maybe. Me: Maybe? Her: yep, maybe. Me: well. . . how can i make that a yes? Her: Well, you can come over to my house and talk to me personally and it will become a yes :D Me: Okay then! Sounds great! Be over in a few minutes! And when I got there, she told me she was playin around. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-crying.gif[/img][/QUOTE] You fool.
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16370999]Do it, I triple dog fucking dare you to do it. :buddy:[/QUOTE] Triple dog dare? Fuuucck you just forced me to. Damn it this takes a while to type out. So, this is picking up after that last message. Her: -.- seriously. Her: I'm going to spam you until you answer me. (x6) Me: No there was this thread about texting a girl, ask her the question and get her reaction Me: Lol That's all haha Her: -.- thats not fair! I've had a crush on you since i was twelve. Me: lol Her: its true and its kinda scary thinking about how long we've known eachother now that i think about i Me: I haven't known you for four years. Her: I turned thirteen the summer i met you so its only been three Me: Oh shit lol no way. That means i was the summer before i was a sophomore Her: Ya..Long time right? Me: Pretty long yeah Her: And now We're bffl. Best friends for life! Me: Uh...Eh? We are? Her: Kinda hopefully :S i mean. We kept in contact this long... Her:No comment? Me: Ohh yeah but i still don't even really know you so Her: Cuz you barely talk to me Me: Well it's kinda hard to want to when i don't know you in person Her: Hmmm... So your telling me you don't want to know me? Me: Not exactly... But it's hard to feel connected with you. Her: That's deep Gabe Me: Ya ino Her: It's definitely hard to feel connected via text messages Me: inorite Her: Gabe -.- Her: Why were you up so early Haven't gotten back to her but I think that was only a drizzle of a possibly avoided shit storm. We'll see...
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16371022]Another one of mine. Text this time. Me: Hey Her: Hey! Me: So, what you up to? Her: Oh, just talkin on the phone. You? Me: Just thinkin sumthin. . . Her: What you think bout? Me: I was think bout tappin dat ass Her: Oh. Who's? Me: Your's baby. I've been waitin a long time! Her: Well, maybe. Me: Maybe? Her: yep, maybe. Me: well. . . how can i make that a yes? Her: Well, you can come over to my house and talk to me personally and it will become a yes :D Me: Okay then! Sounds great! Be over in a few minutes! And when I got there, she told me she was playin around. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-crying.gif[/img][/QUOTE] A+ for effort.
Aww... she loves you... Lucky.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16371171]Aww... she loves you... Lucky.[/QUOTE] You say that now but you haven't seen her picture. LOL
Holy fuck, ain't that a soap-serie scene or what? Charles:"Julia, would you like me to make love to you?" Julia:"Oh Charles! I've been in love with you since I was just a 13 year old piece of loli ass!" Charles:"Loltroll'd...wait wut?"
Pictures please.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371193]You say that now but you haven't seen her picture. LOL[/QUOTE] pics pls
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16371207]Holy fuck, ain't that a soap-serie scene or what? Charles:"Julia, would you like me to make love to you?" Julia:"Oh Charles! I've been in love with you since I was just a 13 year old piece of loli ass!" Charles:"Loltroll'd...wait wut?"[/QUOTE] lmao One second. I'll get a picture.
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16371207]Holy fuck, ain't that a soap-serie scene or what? Charles:"Julia, would you like me to make love to you?" Julia:"Oh Charles! I've been in love with you since I was just a 13 year old piece of loli ass!" Charles:"Loltroll'd...wait wut?"[/QUOTE] i'd watch it [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-colbert.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16371231]i'd watch it [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-colbert.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Bitch, please. I'd direct it.
[QUOTE=Nightrazr;16371242]Bitch, please. I'd direct it.[/QUOTE] And i'd still watch it!
bethany; says: *when're you gonna let me tap that (HH) Dr. Feelgood (H) 'til death do us party (8) says: *you know you can tap me any time you'd like ;) bethany; says: *hmm not interesting enough imo Dr. Feelgood (H) 'til death do us party (8) says: *hmmm. *damn straight you can, let me just buy you some tickets bethany; says: *add a lil something Dr. Feelgood (H) 'til death do us party (8) says: *damn straight you can, baby! i'll buy you some tickets right now, you can bring the condoms ;) bethany; says: *:V:
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