• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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vid this bitch!
^+1 green
Pics, for the love of god, I wont have internet monday!!!! I am going back to bumfuck texas!
Yeah man :D [editline]09:35AM[/editline] ffffff
One last thing.. I'm gonna pay by check
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16410075]One last thing.. I'm gonna pay by check[/QUOTE] Last week I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, walked outside INTO THE RAIN, Checked my phone and saw you rang and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS (also he says "one more thing", not "one last thing", you failure of nature) [editline]09:37AM[/editline] Man I'm so excited we're gonna get FUCKING BOOBS OUT OF THIS THREAD
I can't post a vid but I can describe what's happening?
I mean srsly, Trekev should be our second god (next to garry) or something [editline]09:37AM[/editline] [QUOTE=solid_jake;16410095]I can't post a vid but I can describe what's happening?[/QUOTE] Sure thing m8!
She wants to play a game. Where you the posters are going to tell her what to do with my supervision. Think you're up to it?
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16410095]She wants to play a game. Where you the posters are going to tell her what to do with my supervision. Think you're up to it? [/QUOTE] Yes.
Describe in gr-r-r-r-reat detail, please.
page 42 [B]FUCK IT'S THE NEXT POST[/B]
tELL HER TO PUT SHOE ON HEAD.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16410107]She wants to play a game. Where you the posters are going to tell her what to do with my supervision. Think you're up to it?[/QUOTE] ooooh
Shoe on head!!!!!!! [editline]06:39AM[/editline] also fuck you i_speel_good :D
[QUOTE=Sottalytober;16410108]Yes.[/QUOTE] Don't fall for it man! He's trollin'!
well. . . umm. . . thats a stupid game. . . Dildo in slit, i guess
also sign that says 'FOREVER FACEPUNCH' with date
say "I see shoe I see head but I see no shoe on head"
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16410124]also fuck you i_speel_good :D[/QUOTE] anytime mate
Okay. Currently: She's slowly sliding her hands down her body carefully going past her suculent breast when she begins to rub them and pour a liquid on them. She rubbed them hard in a circular motion when she suddenly ripped the bra off and started sucking on the dildo slowly in and out in and out saying how big it was and that it tasted so good. GOOD ENOUGH?
Would she wage thermo-nuclear war on western civilization?
Shoe on head
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16410164]Okay. Currently: She's slowly sliding her hands down her body carefully going past her suculent breast when she begins to rub them and pour a liquid on them. She rubbed them hard in a circular motion when she suddenly ripped the bra off and started sucking on the dildo slowly in and out in and out saying how big it was and that it tasted so good. GOOD ENOUGH?[/QUOTE] lol, then her parents walk in
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16410164]Okay. Currently: She's slowly sliding her hands down her body carefully going past her suculent breast when she begins to rub them and pour a liquid on them. She rubbed them hard in a circular motion when she suddenly ripped the bra off and started sucking on the dildo slowly in and out in and out saying how big it was and that it tasted so good. GOOD ENOUGH?[/QUOTE] How the shit can a dildo taste good? Her mom's clit?
Could he troll you guys any harder?
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16410164]Okay. Currently: She's slowly sliding her hands down her body carefully going past her suculent breast when she begins to rub them and pour a liquid on them. She rubbed them hard in a circular motion when she suddenly ripped the bra off and started sucking on the dildo slowly in and out in and out saying how big it was and that it tasted so good. GOOD ENOUGH?[/QUOTE] No where is the shoe on the head
[QUOTE=onox37;16410184]Could he troll you guys any harder?[/QUOTE] I agree. Pics or it isn't happening.
[QUOTE=onox37;16410184]Could he troll you guys any harder?[/QUOTE] Wait till monday if you don't think this is real. fuck the game I'm in charge fp off.
Jake: ooh yea babe facepunch wants to see a shoe on your head, its hawt bby Her: okie ;) [shoe is on head] [tits covered in odd liquid] [dad walks in] Her dad: What the fuck!? [jake quickly covers cock and runs out of his house crying] Jake: Man, when you gunna let me tap dat ass? [signs off]
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