• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=Applecrap;16410204]I agree. Pics or it isn't happening.[/QUOTE] Let's just play along for now and be all like "I KNEW IT!" when/if the troll is revealed :clint: [editline]09:45AM[/editline] [QUOTE=solid_jake;16410217]Wait till monday if you don't think this is real. fuck the game I'm in charge fp off.[/QUOTE] fuck [B]THE GAME[/B] fuck you have fun :P
I neeed too get laid.
[quote]Me: Can I ask you something? Her: Hey. Her: Yeah. Me: May I tap dat ass? Her: Haha, what? Me: Yeah, can I tap dat? Her: You can't be serious! Me: Of course I am, how can you possibly tell I'm not? Her: You're (My Name Here)! Me: What does that have to do with anything? Her: Well, it's obvious :D. Me: So I'm guessing that's a yes? Her: Of course not! Me: But..... [/quote] Aw damn it. [IMG]http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp66/Altec100/fuckthisshit.jpg[/IMG]
Some moar content: Me: Hey Her: Hey Me: Can I ask ye something? Her: Sure! Me: May I tap dat ass? Her: Are you an idiot? Me: Is that a yes? Her: Yes. Me: REALLY? Her: No. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=i_speel_good;16410333]Some moar content: Me: Hey Her: Hey Me: Can I ask ye something? Her: Sure! Me: May I tap dat ass? Her: Are you an idiot? Me: Is that a yes? Her: Yes. Me: REALLY? Her: No. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Missed it by a hair. It will happen sometime.
[QUOTE=Altec100;16410367]Missed it by a hair. It will happen sometime.[/QUOTE] I'll ask her again later.
OK, should i ask this REALLY hot chick if i can tap that, i havent talked to her in a 3 years, and if i ask her, i have no chance of going out with her after. [B]EDIT:[/B]Should i do it and later tell her i was drunk?
doit
Me: hey her: Hey Me: i has a question Her: Oh? Me: may i ask? Her: Sure Me: Will you let me tap that? Her: Yes, you may. Me: seriously? Her: Ferseriously fggt <3; Me: <: She doesn't like me.
Fuck, i need to bring up conversation before i say "can i tap that?" Damn, it seems like she doesnt want to talk to me wait, she's talking to me.
[QUOTE=phill977;16410426]OK, should i ask this REALLY hot chick if i can tap that, i havent talked to her in a 3 years, and if i ask her, i have no chance of going out with her after. [B]EDIT:[/B]Should i do it and later tell her i was drunk?[/QUOTE] Don't, unless you don't want to go out with her.
[QUOTE=phill977;16410498]Fuck, i need to bring up conversation before i say "can i tap that?" Damn, it seems like she doesnt want to talk to me wait, she's talking to me.[/QUOTE] /score.
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16410516]Don't, unless you don't want to go out with her.[/QUOTE] Yea, i might actually try to go out with her, i used to like her like 3 years ago. She's like, fucking hot, and she goes to an all girls school, so she most definately will go out with me.
Me: Hey Her: wat Me: whats up Her: we arent freinds :[
Holy shit, i'm in! [quote] [B].alii. Says:[/B] Hows life for u are u carrying a walkie talkie in that picture [B]phillip says:[/B] Yea, i was pissing off truck drivers it was pretty funny [B].alii. Says:[/B] Nice. [B]Phillip says:[/B] You're a girl; this chick likes me, and then she asked me out, but i said yes out of sympathy, then later, i told her we shouldnt go out, and shes insisted, and i said i spent all my money on weed anyway now she doesnt even talk to me [B].alii. Says:[/B] Ohkk the weed bit probs wasnt the best idea [B]phillip says:[/B] Yea, i dont think it was. But i just wanted to stay friends with her, not be like full on in and no, i don't smoke weed. [B].alii. Says:[/B] Sure thing phillip haha i have the same problem too [B]phillip says:[/B] But theres no guys at *HER ALL GIRLS SCHOOL* ohhh, i see what way your door swings. [B].alii. Says:[/B] Hahahaha i forgot how funny u arew [/quote]
More content containing epic fail. me: hai thur her: your so gay eric HAHAHHA me: D: lol her: hahah me: so i has a question for yoooou her: many questions had been asked of me tonight kind sir me: well my question wins them all her: what is it poohead me: WILL YOU LET ME TAP DAT ASS? her: umm no.. me:>:
[QUOTE=phill977;16410583]Holy shit, i'm in![/QUOTE] "I forgot how funny you arew." at least she didn't say were. So yea, thats a plus.
[QUOTE=phill977;16410583]Holy shit, i'm in![quote].alii. Says: Hows life for u are u carrying a walkie talkie in that picture phillip says: Yea, i was pissing off truck drivers it was pretty funny .alii. Says: Nice. Phillip says: You're a girl; this chick likes me, and then she asked me out, but i said yes out of sympathy, then later, i told her we shouldnt go out, and shes insisted, and i said i spent all my money on weed anyway now she doesnt even talk to me .alii. Says: Ohkk the weed bit probs wasnt the best idea phillip says: Yea, i dont think it was. But i just wanted to stay friends with her, not be like full on in and no, i don't smoke weed. .alii. Says: Sure thing phillip haha i have the same problem too phillip says: But theres no guys at *HER ALL GIRLS SCHOOL* ohhh, i see what way your door swings. .alii. Says: Hahahaha i forgot how funny u arew[/quote][/QUOTE] I don't understand the conversation.
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16410662]I don't understand the conversation.[/QUOTE] Nevermind, i lost her interest. I've lost my mojo, [sp]or never had it[/sp]
[QUOTE=phill977;16410725]Nevermind, i lost her interest. I've lost my mojo, [sp]or never had it[/sp][/QUOTE] Judging by what I read, I'm gonna go ahead and say you never had it. It's okay, we can't all be winners. :buddy:
never had it
Im txting this chick. may go to her house, has a whole bottle of kristov. Should i push it?
[quote] Phillip says: hey wendy wendy. says: hey philliopp Phillip says: i need to ask you a very serious question wendy. says: mhmm Phillip says: When can i tap that? wendy. says: tap what Phillip says: dat ass wendy. says: yeah anytime you want buddy Phillip says: sweet, your house at 9:00? wendy. says: sure. [/quote] Think if i go there, i will score? It took her ages to reply each time, i think shes telling her friends. :frown:
Naw, shes yankin yer chain dawg.
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16410799]Im txting this chick. may go to her house, has a whole bottle of kristov. Should i push it?[/QUOTE] Do it, Alcohol + Chicks = profit
[QUOTE=phill977;16410808]Do it, Alcohol + Chicks = profit[/QUOTE] Im not sure though. My brother has had his wicked way with her a few months ago when she was drunk, was supposd too be me but i was too busy throwing up.
[QUOTE=aidinigan;16410799]Im txting this chick. may go to her house, has a whole bottle of kristov. Should i push it?[/QUOTE] Yes.
I am being ignored :3
Me - Hey you still up i gotta ask you somethin Her - Yeah whats up? Me - When you gonna let me tap that? Her - umm Hmmm Never. Me - Awww why not? Her - I'm not sure my GF would approve Me - She doesn't have to know Her - Heck no lol Me - Come on... Her - No, it would be mean for me to cheat. lol me - Fine, then she can join Her - no she wont, trust me Me - ok ok, lets just say if she did. Me - Answer plz? Her - Ummm... Like im watching tv and texting 4 other ppl. Me - Why wont you love me?! (No Response) Awww...
[QUOTE=A Gnome;16410928]or :barf: while giving a blowjob. [editline]07:45AM[/editline] :ohdear: [editline]07:46AM[/editline] :crying:[/QUOTE] Or balance it so that it's between her being tipsy enough to give you a blowjob at free will and her vomiting. Pfft, like that's easy... [editline]07:49PM[/editline] [QUOTE=aidinigan;16410855]Im not sure though. My brother has had his wicked way with her a few months ago when she was drunk, was supposd too be me but i was too busy throwing up.[/QUOTE] Don't drink that much, you don't want to vomit or not remember what happens if you had sex. That would fucking suck, not remembering having sex.
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