Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=phill977;16410968]Or balance it so that it's between her being tipsy enough to give you a blowjob at free will and her vomiting.
Pfft, like that's easy...[/QUOTE]
She has a HUGE space between tipsy and throwing up.
None of my female friends where online, so I asked one of my male friends.
[quote]
Me: hey bro
Me: brosky
Me: broseph
Me: mang
Me: man
Me: dawg
Me: homie
Me: playa
Me: dude
Him: sup
Me: when you gonna let me tap that
Him: ...
Me: that's not an acceptable answer[/quote]
Some chick has a crush on me, and she invited me to her house to get pissed and do whatever,
It's like 3 weeks away, and she says "I get horny when i'm drunk".
I don't think i should pull the line "Can i tap that?" to her now.
[QUOTE=phill977;16411011]Some chick has a crush on me, and she invited me to her house to get pissed and do whatever,
It's like 3 weeks away, and she says "I get horny when i'm drunk".
I don't think i should pull the line "Can i tap that?" to her now.[/QUOTE]
Dude, your so in!
[QUOTE=phill977;16411011]Some chick has a crush on me, and she invited me to her house to get pissed and do whatever,
It's like 3 weeks away, and she says "I get horny when i'm drunk".
I don't think i should pull the line "Can i tap that?" to her now.[/QUOTE]
go for it mang
[img]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4969/datassk.png[/img]
Should I?
[QUOTE=Floreum;16411281][img]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4969/datassk.png[/img]
Should I?[/QUOTE]
No.
In plural instead.
[QUOTE=Floreum;16411281]dat ass pic
Should I?[/QUOTE]
do it or your gay
[QUOTE=Saukkoman;16411366]No.
In plural instead.[/QUOTE]
DOZE AZZES?
Maybe?
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;16364660]Me: So ive been told by facepunch to ask you if i can have intercourse with you, what do you say?
Her: you?
Me: Uhm, yeah.
Her: lol.
its on facepunch?
Me: Answer the question, lool
Her: Faggot
Me: :'(
Her: im kidding
haha
yes.
Another one:
Me: the internet told me to go off and ask a random girl to have intercourse with me... so, that's you
Her: ahaha umm maybe when were married .
haha .
jk .
Me: :)
Her: haah awww your so cute timothy(:
Me: :))[/QUOTE]
Eh.. Sounds as if the girls are sluts. xD
They both said yes.. LOL
Me: Hey <Her>
Her: Hey hey <Me>!**
suuuuup?
Me: Hey hows it going
Her: not too bad yourself?
Me: good, so anyway
When are you going to let me tap that
Her: more to the point when are you going to fix the sink
Me: When you buy me a DAMN TELEVISION DAMNIT
Her: WE AINT GETTIN A TELEVISION UNTIL YOU GO AND GET A JOB
Me: Yeah and you are the Job
Her: touché
I tried my best
[QUOTE=phill977;16410800]Think if i go there, i will score?
It took her ages to reply each time, i think shes telling her friends. :frown:[/QUOTE]
Yes, go there and post what happened. ALL FOR FACEPUNCH! :D
You didn't censor Nikki's name very well. :v:
Me: so when're you going to let me tap that?
Her: what??
Me: when're you going to let me tap that?
Her: ...
Me: well?
Me: I'm a busy man
Her: this really *me*?
Me: yes
Her: dont really believe that
Me: it's *me*
Me: don't believe me?
Her: no
Me: oh well
Me: I tried
*shrugs*
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;16411559]You didn't censor Nikki's name very well. :v:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, he did a better job with Taylor's than he did with Nikki Brown's.
[QUOTE=anklyne;16411611]Yeah, he did a better job with Taylor's than he did with Nikki Brown's.[/QUOTE]
There's lots of Nikki Brown's, so it doesn't matter. Plus you don't know who I am, nor would she knows who is posting here. But it sure did stump you with Taylor, though I don't know her anyways. :v:
So I found a good interest in this thread so I gave it a shot.
I thought they were quiet funny myself, I'm the green.
And to know it's not fake I took pictures.
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Waiting on a response from my ex who I haven't talked to since we broke up.
Taylor Raine Fergusson ?
Nikki Brown?
:smile:
(guy #1)
me: hey soo when you gunna let me tap that?
him: Baby, you know I'd let you tap this whenever you please.
You know...You're cute when you sleep. I've thought about taking advantage of your unconscious body a few times, and tappin' yours.
Especially that time when you wouldn't get up. I was just going to slip my hand straight down. You know. Just to get a little vibe going. And see where it went from there.
txt me back, plz, bby.
me:... yeaa ill talk to you later.
(guy #2)
him: Hey
me: hi soo when you gunna let me tap that?
him: What?
me: when, are, you, going, to, let, me, tap, that.
him: ?
him: What are you talking about?
him: Is this *my name*?
me: yes it is
me: why wont you let metap that?
him: I never said I won't let you
me: oh.. that didnt go as planned.
him: Why?
him: What was the plan?
(i explained it all)
him: Lol, well its you haha
me: well stilll lol
(guy #3)
me: soo when you gunna let me tap that?
him: i thought you hated me?
me:cant i hate you and want you at the same time?
him: you like freaky shit you dont?
me: ohh yea, so you gunna do it then?
him: fuck yea, what kind of shit are you into? like what freaky stuff?
me: well ilike roleplaying. and fakerape. thats always fun.
him: sorry i ment to say how far have you gone with i guy.
me: oh i am a virgin.
him:mmm you deep throte.
me: well thats kind of a rule duh.
him:you have aim?
me: yea.
him: what is it? lets get to know each other :]
(if i didnt say so before, this is my sisters boyfriend by the way!)
so i have come to the conclusion. this does NOT work for girls :/
Floreum = Joel E%^$ B^&ker
HAI :D
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16411968]Taylor Raine Fergusson ?
Nikki Brown?
:smile:[/QUOTE]
No to top, yes to bottom.
[editline]03:47AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16412023]Floreum = Joel E%^$ B^&ker
HAI :D[/QUOTE]
How the hell? The Facebook picture doesn't even show my name.
OK GUYS, I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING JOKING
HER: So when we gonna have secks then?
Me: Wait, what?
Not even TRYING to be funny, she seriously said that to ME.
Still waiting for that one person...
[QUOTE=Floreum;16412063]No to top, yes to bottom.
[editline]03:47AM[/editline]
How the hell? The Facebook picture doesn't even show my name.[/QUOTE]
You are a poor liar, I found Mrs. Fergusson, searched through her freinds, and found Nikki, then I searched through Nikki's freinds and found you Mister.
Haha. :fuckyou:
Wish i were you.
tap that ass attemt²
me: hi sweet, you there?
her: sure
me: i got a question
her: its thomas again, stop that shit
me: oh... sry... why are you always on *her name* pc?
her: shes on vacation
me: oh... where?
her: paris, she told you
me: oh... sure.. c u.
*quit*
better than getting choked again.. i think i´m going to tap myself ^^ ...
you got denied by someone who wasnt even there :[
[editline]10:09AM[/editline]
I am going to see what kinda response I get from Floreums freinds :fuckyou:
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16412243]You are a poor liar, I found Mrs. Fergusson, searched through her freinds, and found Nikki, then I searched through Nikki's freinds and found you Mister.
Haha. :fuckyou:[/QUOTE]
Well you spelled it wrong. :fuckyou:
[QUOTE=Mikk;16412172]OK GUYS, I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING JOKING
HER: So when we gonna have secks then?
Me: Wait, what?
Not even TRYING to be funny, she seriously said that to ME.[/QUOTE]
I think someone's getting lucky tonight! :dance:
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