• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=phill977;16410968]Or balance it so that it's between her being tipsy enough to give you a blowjob at free will and her vomiting. Pfft, like that's easy...[/QUOTE] She has a HUGE space between tipsy and throwing up.
None of my female friends where online, so I asked one of my male friends. [quote] Me: hey bro Me: brosky Me: broseph Me: mang Me: man Me: dawg Me: homie Me: playa Me: dude Him: sup Me: when you gonna let me tap that Him: ... Me: that's not an acceptable answer[/quote]
Some chick has a crush on me, and she invited me to her house to get pissed and do whatever, It's like 3 weeks away, and she says "I get horny when i'm drunk". I don't think i should pull the line "Can i tap that?" to her now.
[QUOTE=phill977;16411011]Some chick has a crush on me, and she invited me to her house to get pissed and do whatever, It's like 3 weeks away, and she says "I get horny when i'm drunk". I don't think i should pull the line "Can i tap that?" to her now.[/QUOTE] Dude, your so in!
[QUOTE=phill977;16411011]Some chick has a crush on me, and she invited me to her house to get pissed and do whatever, It's like 3 weeks away, and she says "I get horny when i'm drunk". I don't think i should pull the line "Can i tap that?" to her now.[/QUOTE] go for it mang
[img]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4969/datassk.png[/img] Should I?
[QUOTE=Floreum;16411281][img]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4969/datassk.png[/img] Should I?[/QUOTE] No. In plural instead.
[QUOTE=Floreum;16411281]dat ass pic Should I?[/QUOTE] do it or your gay
[QUOTE=Saukkoman;16411366]No. In plural instead.[/QUOTE] DOZE AZZES? Maybe?
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;16364660]Me: So ive been told by facepunch to ask you if i can have intercourse with you, what do you say? Her: you? Me: Uhm, yeah. Her: lol. its on facepunch? Me: Answer the question, lool Her: Faggot Me: :'( Her: im kidding haha yes. Another one: Me: the internet told me to go off and ask a random girl to have intercourse with me... so, that's you Her: ahaha umm maybe when were married . haha . jk . Me: :) Her: haah awww your so cute timothy(: Me: :))[/QUOTE] Eh.. Sounds as if the girls are sluts. xD They both said yes.. LOL
Me: Hey <Her> Her: Hey hey <Me>!** suuuuup? Me: Hey hows it going Her: not too bad yourself? Me: good, so anyway When are you going to let me tap that Her: more to the point when are you going to fix the sink Me: When you buy me a DAMN TELEVISION DAMNIT Her: WE AINT GETTIN A TELEVISION UNTIL YOU GO AND GET A JOB Me: Yeah and you are the Job Her: touché I tried my best
[QUOTE=phill977;16410800]Think if i go there, i will score? It took her ages to reply each time, i think shes telling her friends. :frown:[/QUOTE] Yes, go there and post what happened. ALL FOR FACEPUNCH! :D
You didn't censor Nikki's name very well. :v:
Me: so when're you going to let me tap that? Her: what?? Me: when're you going to let me tap that? Her: ... Me: well? Me: I'm a busy man Her: this really *me*? Me: yes Her: dont really believe that Me: it's *me* Me: don't believe me? Her: no Me: oh well Me: I tried *shrugs*
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;16411559]You didn't censor Nikki's name very well. :v:[/QUOTE] Yeah, he did a better job with Taylor's than he did with Nikki Brown's.
[QUOTE=anklyne;16411611]Yeah, he did a better job with Taylor's than he did with Nikki Brown's.[/QUOTE] There's lots of Nikki Brown's, so it doesn't matter. Plus you don't know who I am, nor would she knows who is posting here. But it sure did stump you with Taylor, though I don't know her anyways. :v:
So I found a good interest in this thread so I gave it a shot. I thought they were quiet funny myself, I'm the green. And to know it's not fake I took pictures. [IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/Crackmonkey2022/005-3.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/Crackmonkey2022/006-2.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/Crackmonkey2022/007-3.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/Crackmonkey2022/008-1.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/Crackmonkey2022/009-1.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/Crackmonkey2022/010-1.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/Crackmonkey2022/011-1.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/Crackmonkey2022/012-1.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/Crackmonkey2022/013.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/Crackmonkey2022/014-1.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/Crackmonkey2022/015-1.png[/IMG]
Waiting on a response from my ex who I haven't talked to since we broke up.
Taylor Raine Fergusson ? Nikki Brown? :smile:
(guy #1) me: hey soo when you gunna let me tap that? him: Baby, you know I'd let you tap this whenever you please. You know...You're cute when you sleep. I've thought about taking advantage of your unconscious body a few times, and tappin' yours. Especially that time when you wouldn't get up. I was just going to slip my hand straight down. You know. Just to get a little vibe going. And see where it went from there. txt me back, plz, bby. me:... yeaa ill talk to you later. (guy #2) him: Hey me: hi soo when you gunna let me tap that? him: What? me: when, are, you, going, to, let, me, tap, that. him: ? him: What are you talking about? him: Is this *my name*? me: yes it is me: why wont you let metap that? him: I never said I won't let you me: oh.. that didnt go as planned. him: Why? him: What was the plan? (i explained it all) him: Lol, well its you haha me: well stilll lol (guy #3) me: soo when you gunna let me tap that? him: i thought you hated me? me:cant i hate you and want you at the same time? him: you like freaky shit you dont? me: ohh yea, so you gunna do it then? him: fuck yea, what kind of shit are you into? like what freaky stuff? me: well ilike roleplaying. and fakerape. thats always fun. him: sorry i ment to say how far have you gone with i guy. me: oh i am a virgin. him:mmm you deep throte. me: well thats kind of a rule duh. him:you have aim? me: yea. him: what is it? lets get to know each other :] (if i didnt say so before, this is my sisters boyfriend by the way!) so i have come to the conclusion. this does NOT work for girls :/
Floreum = Joel E%^$ B^&ker HAI :D
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16411968]Taylor Raine Fergusson ? Nikki Brown? :smile:[/QUOTE] No to top, yes to bottom. [editline]03:47AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16412023]Floreum = Joel E%^$ B^&ker HAI :D[/QUOTE] How the hell? The Facebook picture doesn't even show my name.
OK GUYS, I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING JOKING HER: So when we gonna have secks then? Me: Wait, what? Not even TRYING to be funny, she seriously said that to ME.
Still waiting for that one person...
[QUOTE=Floreum;16412063]No to top, yes to bottom. [editline]03:47AM[/editline] How the hell? The Facebook picture doesn't even show my name.[/QUOTE] You are a poor liar, I found Mrs. Fergusson, searched through her freinds, and found Nikki, then I searched through Nikki's freinds and found you Mister. Haha. :fuckyou:
Wish i were you.
tap that ass attemt² me: hi sweet, you there? her: sure me: i got a question her: its thomas again, stop that shit me: oh... sry... why are you always on *her name* pc? her: shes on vacation me: oh... where? her: paris, she told you me: oh... sure.. c u. *quit* better than getting choked again.. i think i´m going to tap myself ^^ ...
you got denied by someone who wasnt even there :[ [editline]10:09AM[/editline] I am going to see what kinda response I get from Floreums freinds :fuckyou:
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16412243]You are a poor liar, I found Mrs. Fergusson, searched through her freinds, and found Nikki, then I searched through Nikki's freinds and found you Mister. Haha. :fuckyou:[/QUOTE] Well you spelled it wrong. :fuckyou:
[QUOTE=Mikk;16412172]OK GUYS, I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING JOKING HER: So when we gonna have secks then? Me: Wait, what? Not even TRYING to be funny, she seriously said that to ME.[/QUOTE] I think someone's getting lucky tonight! :dance:
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