• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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On steam me: Hi her: hi me: can you let me tap that? me: hello her: lolwut? me: can you let me tap that ass she didn't respond :(
tap that attemt³ (always translated from german) skype- me: heeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa her: hm? me: hi her: ho me: how r u? her: "sun i shining outta my ass, that´s how i am" u? me: good point, gotta question her: hm? me: can i tap that her: whats that me: tap that ass her: dont know what you mean me: its translated from english "written what tap that ass means" her: i done that before me: yea? her: yes me: liked it? her: kind of me: so? can i tap that? her: sure me: WHAAAA her: you can tap mine, if i can tap yours. me: whaaa.... shit... her: well me: let me think about this her: ok honey, cu me: mhm... *quit* well... what can i say...
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy always 1 away!
[QUOTE=Niteshifter;16412335]It think someone's getting lucky tonight! :dance:[/QUOTE] Fuckin' hope so dude. I might actually invite her around and hit that.
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16412400]Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy always 1 away![/QUOTE] 1 away from what?
nvm, also I was only 1 's' off on her name :P [editline]10:22AM[/editline] To clarify, I was 1 off from being the king of page 44. Which I have been trying for like 3 pages :[ Always to get screwed by 1 post.
i could be... but it would hurt... i think.. ;-)
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qwerty :D hola
Sorry, only 1 woman on my cellphone, and she is twice my age. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16410854&rating=3[/img]
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16412515]qwerty :D hola[/QUOTE] i fell asleep for a few hours. What happened? Anything new?
[QUOTE=Morphology53;16412528]Sorry, only 1 woman on my cellphone, and she is twice my age. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16410854&rating=3[/img][/QUOTE] Can't see your image, also, get them older ladies :D
[QUOTE=Morphology53;16412528]Sorry, only 1 woman on my cellphone, and she is twice my age. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16410854&rating=3[/img][/QUOTE] sounds like fun ^^
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16412534]i fell asleep for a few hours. What happened? Anything new?[/QUOTE] "uhhhhhhhhhhh" I found a guy and two pretty hot chicks on facebook he has a crush on from facepunch.
BROHINT: It's his mother.
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16412573]"uhhhhhhhhhhh" I found a guy and two pretty hot chicks on facebook he has a crush on from facepunch.[/QUOTE] did jake ever report back?
[QUOTE=gokulol;16412581]BROHINT: It's his mother.[/QUOTE] you will denunciate me if i would say.... let´s see.... "well?"
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16412617]did jake ever report back?[/QUOTE] I don't remember if you were here when he left or not, since he left to talk to her he hasn't reported back.... He did say he was goingto post tits though.
[QUOTE=gokulol;16412581]BROHINT: It's his mother.[/QUOTE] Nope, try again. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16410854&rating=3[/img]
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16412642]I don't remember if you were here when he left or not, since he left to talk to her he hasn't reported back.... He did say he was goingto post tits though.[/QUOTE] yea, i lurked when he said he was gonna post tits and when he left. Then i fell asleep on my keyboard a few minutes after that. . .
Well nothing really has happened since.
. . . suspicious troll?
o.O
he probably is. . . [editline]05:50AM[/editline] another one Me: hay Her: yo g, whats up? Me: umm okay. Well, im just thinking about something Her: oh, i see Me: wanna know what it is? Her: sure Me: Well, i was thinkin bout tappin dat ass Her: and there goes another pervert on my blocked list Me: awww, why you gotta be like that
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16412743]he probably is. . . [editline]05:50AM[/editline] another one Me: hay Her: yo g, whats up? Me: umm okay. Well, im just thinking about something Her: oh, i see Me: wanna know what it is? Her: sure Me: Well, i was thinkin bout tappin dat ass Her: and there goes another pervert on my blocked list Me: awww, why you gotta be like that[/QUOTE] Poor Qwerty :(
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16410143]well. . . umm. . . thats a stupid game. . . Dildo in slit, i guess[/QUOTE] qwerty did you get laid? (earlier in the thread, I mean.) Our 'friend' is asleep atm but did send me 13 texts in the night 'So when can i tap you and qwerty? now? oh thanks!' THIRTEEN TIMES
lol who is that guy?
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16412906]lol who is that guy?[/QUOTE] who is what guy?
The guy who wants in your pooper.
I would do it, but my phone is broken, and no one is on msn :(
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