Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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On steam
me: Hi
her: hi
me: can you let me tap that?
me: hello
her: lolwut?
me: can you let me tap that ass
she didn't respond :(
tap that attemt³ (always translated from german)
skype-
me: heeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa
her: hm?
me: hi
her: ho
me: how r u?
her: "sun i shining outta my ass, that´s how i am" u?
me: good point, gotta question
her: hm?
me: can i tap that
her: whats that
me: tap that ass
her: dont know what you mean
me: its translated from english "written what tap that ass means"
her: i done that before
me: yea?
her: yes
me: liked it?
her: kind of
me: so? can i tap that?
her: sure
me: WHAAAA
her: you can tap mine, if i can tap yours.
me: whaaa.... shit...
her: well
me: let me think about this
her: ok honey, cu
me: mhm...
*quit*
well... what can i say...
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy always 1 away!
[QUOTE=Niteshifter;16412335]It think someone's getting lucky tonight! :dance:[/QUOTE]
Fuckin' hope so dude.
I might actually invite her around and hit that.
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16412400]Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy always 1 away![/QUOTE]
1 away from what?
nvm, also I was only 1 's' off on her name :P
[editline]10:22AM[/editline]
To clarify, I was 1 off from being the king of page 44.
Which I have been trying for like 3 pages :[ Always to get screwed by 1 post.
i could be... but it would hurt... i think.. ;-)
I Wuv Dis Thread
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qwerty :D hola
Sorry, only 1 woman on my cellphone, and she is twice my age.
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16410854&rating=3[/img]
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16412515]qwerty :D hola[/QUOTE]
i fell asleep for a few hours.
What happened? Anything new?
[QUOTE=Morphology53;16412528]Sorry, only 1 woman on my cellphone, and she is twice my age.
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16410854&rating=3[/img][/QUOTE]
Can't see your image, also, get them older ladies :D
[QUOTE=Morphology53;16412528]Sorry, only 1 woman on my cellphone, and she is twice my age.
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16410854&rating=3[/img][/QUOTE]
sounds like fun ^^
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16412534]i fell asleep for a few hours.
What happened? Anything new?[/QUOTE]
"uhhhhhhhhhhh"
I found a guy and two pretty hot chicks on facebook he has a crush on from facepunch.
BROHINT: It's his mother.
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16412573]"uhhhhhhhhhhh"
I found a guy and two pretty hot chicks on facebook he has a crush on from facepunch.[/QUOTE]
did jake ever report back?
[QUOTE=gokulol;16412581]BROHINT: It's his mother.[/QUOTE]
you will denunciate me if i would say.... let´s see.... "well?"
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16412617]did jake ever report back?[/QUOTE]
I don't remember if you were here when he left or not, since he left to talk to her he hasn't reported back.... He did say he was goingto post tits though.
[QUOTE=gokulol;16412581]BROHINT: It's his mother.[/QUOTE]
Nope, try again.
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16410854&rating=3[/img]
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16412642]I don't remember if you were here when he left or not, since he left to talk to her he hasn't reported back.... He did say he was goingto post tits though.[/QUOTE]
yea, i lurked when he said he was gonna post tits and when he left.
Then i fell asleep on my keyboard a few minutes after that. . .
Well nothing really has happened since.
. . . suspicious troll?
o.O
he probably is. . .
[editline]05:50AM[/editline]
another one
Me: hay
Her: yo g, whats up?
Me: umm okay. Well, im just thinking about something
Her: oh, i see
Me: wanna know what it is?
Her: sure
Me: Well, i was thinkin bout tappin dat ass
Her: and there goes another pervert on my blocked list
Me: awww, why you gotta be like that
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16412743]he probably is. . .
[editline]05:50AM[/editline]
another one
Me: hay
Her: yo g, whats up?
Me: umm okay. Well, im just thinking about something
Her: oh, i see
Me: wanna know what it is?
Her: sure
Me: Well, i was thinkin bout tappin dat ass
Her: and there goes another pervert on my blocked list
Me: awww, why you gotta be like that[/QUOTE]
Poor Qwerty :(
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16410143]well. . . umm. . . thats a stupid game. . .
Dildo in slit, i guess[/QUOTE]
qwerty did you get laid? (earlier in the thread, I mean.)
Our 'friend' is asleep atm but did send me 13 texts in the night
'So when can i tap you and qwerty? now? oh thanks!' THIRTEEN TIMES
lol who is that guy?
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16412906]lol who is that guy?[/QUOTE]
who is what guy?
The guy who wants in your pooper.
I would do it, but my phone is broken, and no one is on msn :(
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