Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16412948]The guy who wants in your pooper.[/QUOTE]
Oh he's this guy I know but he doesn't know qwerty.
Yeah he keeps texting me.
[editline]12:13PM[/editline]
I'm really worried he'll come up here, he's within walking distance.
[editline]12:13PM[/editline]
:geno:
Squeeze your buttocks together and sleep on your back.
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;16412867]qwerty did you get laid? (earlier in the thread, I mean.)
Our 'friend' is asleep atm but did send me 13 texts in the night
'So when can i tap you and qwerty? now? oh thanks!' THIRTEEN TIMES[/QUOTE]
yes and i'm probably gonna get a restraining order against your friend. . .
and its 4:20 :O
6:20 here [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-haw.gif[/img]
12:24
qwerty where'd you live?
fuck you, i aint tellin!
qwerty you wont get that restraining order until after he's had his way with you.
And who says that will stop him?
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16413113]qwerty you wont get that restraining order until after he's had his way with you.
And who says that will stop him?[/QUOTE]
i quit the internet
13:31
Also qwerty, im gunna guess that you live in texas :P
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16413108]fuck you, i aint tellin![/QUOTE]
country I mean, cuz i'm in england so he'd find it hard to get to you.
KING OF 45
fock, I cant get king now :[
Fuck!
I hate my life now, this is like 4 times already :/
[editline]11:28AM[/editline]
*sobs*
well, all i have to say now is "solid_jake is a troll!"
I remember when I got banned for King of Page a while ago
sux to be you.
oh shit. . .
now text some bitches.
i wonder what it would be like to be banned again. . .
I dont want to find out. Please dont ban :)
gawd damn it, I gotta go to bed my grandma got out of bed and was like, what the christ are you doing up this late... probably thinks im looking at porn or something XD
[editline]11:33AM[/editline]
peace niggas.
I wonder how many more people this thread will get laid. I think atleast 1 before 2000 posts
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;16413196]I wonder how many more people this thread will get laid. I think atleast 1 before 2000 posts[/QUOTE]
technically solid_jake didnt get laid. . .
oh shit lol he's outside
[editline]12:39PM[/editline]
why am i laughing?
[editline]12:40PM[/editline]
the fuck I didn't expect him to do that.
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;16413247]oh shit lol he's outside
[editline]12:39PM[/editline]
why am i laughing?
[editline]12:40PM[/editline]
the fuck I didn't expect him to do that.[/QUOTE]
your problem, not mine[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/biggrin.gif[/img]
The fuck is he doing.
sec going to my window
[editline]12:43PM[/editline]
he's just looking at me
[QUOTE=drowhunter;16412398]tap that attemt³ (always translated from german)
skype-
me: heeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa
her: hm?
me: hi
her: ho
me: how r u?
her: "sun i shining outta my ass, that´s how i am" u?
me: good point, gotta question
her: hm?
me: can i tap that
her: whats that
me: tap that ass
her: dont know what you mean
me: its translated from english "written what tap that ass means"
her: i done that before
me: yea?
her: yes
me: liked it?
her: kind of
me: so? can i tap that?
her: sure
me: WHAAAA
her: you can tap mine, if i can tap yours.
me: whaaa.... shit...
her: well
me: let me think about this
her: ok honey, cu
me: mhm...
*quit*
well... what can i say...[/QUOTE]
update
her: so?
me: what?
her: u thought about it?
me: i will not let you tap my ass ^^
her: why?
me: cause i am the man, and you are the woman
her: ok
me: ok what?
her: ok, you are the man
me: so?
her: so what?
me: can i tap that?
her: *my name* ... just shut up and ask me again if you want to get kinky
me: o_0
i could get laid before 2000... but i know shes making fun.. shes not serious... i hope
[QUOTE=drowhunter;16413302]update
her: so?
me: what?
her: u thought about it?
me: i will not let you tap my ass ^^
her: why?
me: cause i am the man, and you are the woman
her: ok
me: ok what?
her: ok, you are the man
me: so?
her: so what?
me: can i tap that?
her: *my name* ... just shut up and ask me again if you want to get kinky
me: o_0
i could get laid before 2000... but i know shes making fun.. shes not serious... i hope[/QUOTE]
Take. The. Risk.
right, i'm asking someone now
[editline]12:49PM[/editline]
actually i'm not because they're all friends of my gf
[editline]12:49PM[/editline]
my GFs on holiday
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