Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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um thats not a girl
Yes it is
Fucking Myspace angles are deceiving!
[img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/35/l_ba50f71df9824fd2a45c44e437aeca65.jpg[/img]
Now for a nasty one:
[img]http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/l_8a9a61613d37e53e8fb6fd00b44a4b52.jpg[/img]
i dont believe
you want to tap dat ass?!
This thread is fucking amazing
I DO NOT BELIEVE SHE IS THE RIGHTFUL AGE OF CONSENT
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[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371309]Fucking Myspace angles are deceiving!
[img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/35/l_ba50f71df9824fd2a45c44e437aeca65.jpg[/img]
Now for a nasty one:
[img]http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/l_8a9a61613d37e53e8fb6fd00b44a4b52.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
She's not THAT bad.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371193]You say that now but you haven't seen her picture. LOL[/QUOTE]
The plot thickens.
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Holy shit man i'm slow reading threads.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16371327]you want to tap dat ass?![/QUOTE]
Oh yeah, I'll touch her my my two thousand foot dick where she lives in Philadelphia.
[QUOTE=bethanygrace;16371280]bethany; says:
*when're you gonna let me tap that (HH)
Dr. Feelgood (H) 'til death do us party (8) says:
*you know you can tap me any time you'd like ;)
bethany; says:
*hmm not interesting enough imo
Dr. Feelgood (H) 'til death do us party (8) says:
*hmmm.
*damn straight you can, let me just buy you some tickets
bethany; says:
*add a lil something
Dr. Feelgood (H) 'til death do us party (8) says:
*damn straight you can, baby! i'll buy you some tickets right now, you can bring the condoms ;)
bethany; says:
*:v:[/QUOTE]
jeez i didn't think you were gonna post the whole thing
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16371335]She's not THAT bad.[/QUOTE]
No, trust me. That messy hair picture is kind of forgiving compared to a few others. She's a bit on the upper side of the scale and pale. I don't think I've ever seen a full body. *shudders*
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;16371372]jeez i didn't think you were gonna post the whole thing[/QUOTE]
I had to
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371367]Oh yeah, I'll touch her my my two thousand foot dick where she lives in Philadelphia.[/QUOTE]
dude, thats awesome! i want a two thousand foot dick! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-haw.gif[/img]
HAHAHAHA! I wouldn't tap that if I were you.
Girls with flesh on their bones seem great for doin'
Gives you something to hold onto. :v:
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371388]No, trust me. That messy hair picture is kind of forgiving compared to a few others. She's a bit on the upper side of the scale and pale. I don't think I've ever seen a full body. *shudders*[/QUOTE]
dnt b mean man
Needs more pics for evaluation.
[QUOTE=AutomataReturns;16371404]HAHAHAHA! I wouldn't tap that if I were you.[/QUOTE]
Good thing this thread is meant more for a few laughs then actually getting lucky, eh?
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371435]Good thing this thread is meant more for a few laughs then actually getting lucky, eh?[/QUOTE]
Yeah I guess. I would text someone but they'd all take me seriously.
Same. :sigh: That's why I picked her.
Plump girls are all good and that, as long as the landing strip is cut nice and short.
Don't want no hair in yo grillz, that's just :barf:
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371458]Same. :sigh: That's why I picked her.[/QUOTE]
That's a bit cunt-ish
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371458]Same. :sigh: That's why I picked her.[/QUOTE]
But most of the girls I know would make this face:
[img]http://dekerivers.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/shocked-woman_aa039975.jpg[/img]
Then text all her friends saying that I said that before I can text her and say it was a joke.
Not too exciting if you ask me.
[img]http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/93/l_f48e2c0bd7db43c39d87840a46598fbb.jpg[/img]
[img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/104/l_dd5fa166395b4848b1fff57e380ebb41.jpg[/img]
I think I'll swipe my roommate's phone and try this with HIS friends. That way I don't have to hold back.
[QUOTE=BurnBlackJay;16371485]That's a bit cunt-ish[/QUOTE]
Oh I picked her because I knew she WOULDN'T take me seriously. There's a huge distance gap, you see.
[QUOTE=PrototypeXT3;16369374]uh, crap..
Me: so, when can I tap that?
Her: wait what? tap what?
Me: dat ass
Her: what the hell is wrong with you
Me: nothing, I just want to tap dat ass.
Her: i don't want to talk to you, stop texting me
Me: I was joking.. why would I want to do that to you?
Her: oh, so you wouldn't even want to?
Me: wait what?
Her: just stop talking to me.
What... the... hell?
that didn't go as expected at all..[/QUOTE]
That just doesn't make sense. What?
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371520]Not too exciting if you ask me.
[img]http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/93/l_f48e2c0bd7db43c39d87840a46598fbb.jpg[/img]
[img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/104/l_dd5fa166395b4848b1fff57e380ebb41.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Holy shit I think I know her.
Is her name Kelsy?
[QUOTE=Wafflemaster;16371534]That just doesn't make sense. What?[/QUOTE]
he said he wouldnt do that to her and she got offended because she thinks he isnt into her and she didnt take it well. . . i guess. . .
[QUOTE=Davers!;16371522]I think I'll swipe my roommate's phone and try this with HIS friends. That way I don't have to hold back.[/QUOTE]
are you a professional asshole or something?
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