Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=drowhunter;16413302]update
her: so?
me: what?
her: u thought about it?
me: i will not let you tap my ass ^^
her: why?
me: cause i am the man, and you are the woman
her: ok
me: ok what?
her: ok, you are the man
me: so?
her: so what?
me: can i tap that?
her: *my name* ... just shut up and ask me again if you want to get kinky
me: o_0
i could get laid before 2000... but i know shes making fun.. shes not serious... i hope[/QUOTE]
Ask! :D
Oh god he won't go the fuck away
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Help me fp
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;16413326]Oh god he won't go the fuck away
[editline]12:50PM[/editline]
Help me fp[/QUOTE]
take a gun. Yell "Death to America". Shoot your friend.
Simple as that.
Where do I get the gun, remember our gun laws, my air rifle is being serviced
[editline]12:52PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16413331]take a gun. Yell "Death to America". Shoot your GAY friend.
Simple as that.[/QUOTE]
fixed
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16413311]Take. The. Risk.[/QUOTE]
nah... shes a freak... kind of disgusting ;-)
heres a pic of her
[img]http://www.pictureupload.de/originals/pictures/350/010809135243_cor.jpg[/img]
:geno:
[editline]12:54PM[/editline]
seen worse though drowhunter
I just sent Garry the message.
Wish me luck :tinfoil:
Beat him up with your bare fists Jimbojib, hell I use to beat up 10, 20, annoying kids a day. With only my fists
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;16413349]:geno:
[editline]12:54PM[/editline]
seen worse though drowhunter[/QUOTE]
i know...
[QUOTE=steekdan;16413355]I just sent Garry the message.
Wish me luck :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
lol. Good luck, and god speed.
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;16413357]Beat him up with your bare fists Jimbojib, hell I use to beat up 10, 20, annoying kids a day. With only my fists[/QUOTE]
I see what you did there.
steekdan you...you...
[editline]12:59PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;16413357]Beat him up with your bare fists Jimbojib, hell I use to beat up 10, 20, annoying kids a day. With only my fists[/QUOTE]
he's a few days younger than me, i got no clue what my age on fp is, but it's way to young or way to old but he's not a kid.
[editline]12:59PM[/editline]
oh and i already broke his nose before.
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;16413357]Beat him up with your bare fists Jimbojib, hell I use to beat up 10, 20, annoying kids a day. Only using my fists[/QUOTE]
fix'd
[QUOTE=drowhunter;16413346]nah... shes a freak... kind of disgusting ;-)
heres a pic of her
[img]http://www.pictureupload.de/originals/pictures/350/010809135243_cor.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
she aint that bad. Reminds me of my ex.
What a bitch.
He's gone!
Yes
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16413428]she aint that bad. Reminds me of my ex.
What a bitch.[/QUOTE]
true ;) it´s funny, reminds 80% of their ex´s *G*
[QUOTE=drowhunter;16413467]true ;) it´s funny, reminds 80% of their ex´s *G*[/QUOTE]
she looks different for every person, to make them fall in love with her.
Had only one guy online at the moment I did this, will try it again later.
Me: So when are you going to let me tap that ass?
He: whut ass
Me: your ass.
He: I knew you were a fag
[QUOTE=kitteh-nator;16413503]Had only one guy online at the moment I did this, will try it again later.
Me: So when are you going to let me tap that ass?
He: whut ass
Me: your ass.
He: I knew you were a fag[/QUOTE]
So it was a guy and you asked?
Now he thinks your gay.
lol
he's texting again
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[QUOTE=drowhunter;16413608][img]http://msp272.photobucket.com/albums/jj169/backlasher7/gay.jpg[/img]
YEAHYEAH... i´m putting the "late"button myself...[/QUOTE]
the fuck
[editline]01:25PM[/editline]
King me
two pages in a row, that means your posts are trapped in 45
[QUOTE=drowhunter;16413608][img_thumb]http://msp272.photobucket.com/albums/jj169/backlasher7/gay.jpg[/img_thumb]
YEAHYEAH... i´m pressing the "late"button myself...[/QUOTE]
That isn't gay, it's Japan.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16413641]That isn't gay, it's Japan.[/QUOTE]
'nuff said
[editline]01:37PM[/editline]
Text people
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16410164]Okay.
Currently: She's slowly sliding her hands down her body carefully going past her suculent breast when she begins to rub them and pour a liquid on them. She rubbed them hard in a circular motion when she suddenly ripped the bra off and started sucking on the dildo slowly in and out in and out saying how big it was and that it tasted so good.
GOOD ENOUGH?[/QUOTE]
you're still a horrible liar
[img]http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v195/76/115/1182396399/n1182396399_30007840_8683.jpg[/img]
[b]SHE[/b] Didn't text me back. :crying:
[editline]10:59AM[/editline]
I think.
If I did this, shit would go down. Not the good, ass-tapping kind either.
Edit: @above, she looks like the girl from Juno. I'd hit it.
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: you do you bell xxxxxxx
Thread fails.
me: hi there
her: hi *my name*,
me: yea... i gotta question
her: yes ok, about what?
me: can i tap that?
her: tap what?
me: your ass ^^
her: idiot, i´m the girl of your best friend
me: well... he would understand if he would know the circumstances...
her: ... no coffee for you anymore (*/edit - i am there about 2ce a day to drink a cup =)
*she quits*
ah... it will get ok.. shes ok. i like her ;)
[quote]Plasmafrag: hey benji
Plasmafrag: when you gonna let me tap that
Plasmafrag: hmm...
Plasmafrag: this usually works better when the person is actually here
Plasmafrag: you're ruining the thread, benji! D:[/quote]
fuckin goddamn benji
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16401458]I got my first girlfriend in January this year and let me tell you man, it's great. You know, until she gets tired of you and dumps you one day before it would be two months. :argh:[/QUOTE]
Know what's worse? a week before 8 months.
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