Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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me:hey
her:hiya
me:can i tap dat
her:lol
me:srsly
her:rlly?
me:ya
her:wer u live?
me:*** ***** **
her:u live close im at *** ******** **
me: ILL GET MAH BIKE!
OMG OMG OMG IM GONNA GET SOME!!!
Him says (6:14 PM):
*yo
The Philosoraptor says (6:14 PM):
*I wanted to ask you something...
*something very deep
Him says (6:14 PM):
*Go ahead
The Philosoraptor says (6:14 PM):
*and personal...
*well
Him says (6:14 PM):
*Then I might not answer
The Philosoraptor says (6:15 PM):
*when you gonna let me tap dat ass...
Him says (6:15 PM):
*Which ass are we talking about?
:what:
NEW ONE:
6:22 PM - Him: hello
6:22 PM - The Philosoraptor: what you up too?
6:22 PM - Him: not much, was looking at hosting options for the ******** site
6:22 PM - Him: you?
6:22 PM - The Philosoraptor: aye...not much: just wanted to ask you something...
6:22 PM - Him: yeah?
6:23 PM - The Philosoraptor: When you gonna let me tap dat ass?
6:23 PM - Him: sorry, i am not a fag like you :P
After-math:
6:26 PM - Him: how did you expect me to reply? :P
6:27 PM - The Philosoraptor: I don't know
6:27 PM - Him: "Yeah, tomorrow, you big hunk"£
6:27 PM - Him: expect that?
ow...
[18:18:41] Buck: Hi
[18:19:10] Diana: well
[18:19:16] Buck: what you doing ?
[18:19:27] Diana: just sitting
[18:19:34] Diana: resting cuz im pure tired
[18:19:37] Buck: aah
[18:19:40] Buck: im just thinking
[18:19:53] Diana: what about ?
[18:19:57] Buck: when can i tap that
[18:20:11] Diana: what tap ?? :D
[18:20:17] Buck: dat ass
[18:20:56] Diana: do u know whats up with erika ?
[18:21:05] Buck: i tapped dat ass
[18:21:34] Diana: cuz she send me a message to call her but my mum dont have phone on contract any more so i could't
[18:21:55] Buck: i dunno, she should be back from belfast now
[18:21:58] Buck: so can i tap dat ass ?
[18:22:15] Diana: what ass ?
[18:22:19] Buck: your ass
[18:22:25] Diana: fuck off
[18:22:29] Buck: :(
[18:22:36] Buck: is that yes or a no
[18:23:06] Buck: i got 200 quid on me :)
[18:23:16] Diana: no
[18:23:35] Buck: no one has to know
[18:23:56] Diana: oskar i rl no have mood
[18:24:02] Diana: to talk about that all shite
[18:24:05] Buck: ok what about tommorow
[18:24:17] Diana: fuck off
[18:24:25] Buck: ok :(
Went to omegle to try.
[quote=omegle]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: if you were my girlfriend what would you do with me?
You: iano I'm a guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
that was awkward
her:sorry i cant today
me:why?
her:moms off work today shell be stayn home:
me: fuck :(
me:my house?
her:sry no.
me: :(
FUCK!
fuck I found a /b/tard
[code]Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: so when can I tap dat ass?
Stranger: is a omegle thread open on /b/ again?
You: nope
Stranger: if yes I want to troll more
Stranger: ok
You: damnit[/code]
kind of unrelated, but apparently someone doesn't like Cthulhu.
[code]Stranger: Hey
Stranger: male
Stranger: usa
Stranger: horny as hell
You: Transsexual
You: ry'leh
You: tentacled
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
no success.
[code]Stranger: Hiya
You: hey
You: so when can I tap dat ass?
Stranger: Never, i'm a guy.
You: awwww
You: damnit
You: you sure?
Stranger: Yes.[/code]
[QUOTE=lil JJ;16365376]t3earsdontfall is available (1:09:18 AM)
Call me
Jeremii L (1:09:18 AM): hey
t3earsdontfall is available (1:12:38 AM)
Call me
t3ears Dont Fall (1:12:38 AM): hey
t3ears Dont Fall (1:12:46 AM): what's up:]
Jeremii L (1:12:53 AM): not much
Jeremii L (1:12:59 AM): i have a question though
t3ears Dont Fall (1:14:19 AM): yeah
t3earsdontfall is available (1:14:42 AM)
Call me
Jeremii L (1:14:54 AM): When can I tap dat ass?
t3ears Dont Fall (1:15:58 AM): -___-
Jeremii L (1:16:17 AM): What's that mean?
t3ears Dont Fall (1:16:29 AM): who is this
Jeremii L (1:16:35 AM): jeremi
t3ears Dont Fall (1:17:29 AM): um why would you say that?
t3ears Dont Fall (1:17:36 AM): lol
Jeremii L (1:17:44 AM): cuz ur hawtt
t3ears Dont Fall (1:19:02 AM): hah thanks
Jeremii L (1:19:06 AM): np
Jeremii L (1:19:09 AM): so wadda ya say
t3ears Dont Fall (1:19:45 AM): lol this isn't jeremi
Jeremii L (1:20:02 AM): what if it was him, what would you say
t3ears Dont Fall (1:20:58 AM): ok so this isn't him lol
t3ears Dont Fall (1:21:03 AM): and um idk
Jeremii L (1:21:22 AM): this be jeremi
t3ears Dont Fall (1:21:35 AM): ok..
Jeremii L (1:21:53 AM): the internet told me to ask you to tap dat ass
Jeremii L (1:25:09 AM): you there?
t3ears Dont Fall (1:25:34 AM): lol
t3ears Dont Fall (1:25:38 AM): sureee
Jeremii L (1:26:05 AM): dont mind all that ha, im really bored and needed something to do ha
t3ears Dont Fall (1:26:17 AM): lol
t3ears Dont Fall (1:26:19 AM): ok
Jeremii L (1:26:24 AM): and dont call the cops lmao
Jeremii L (1:32:15 AM): im gonna go put this on the internet noww[/QUOTE]
You avatar stealing prick!
You: When are you gunna let me tap dat ass
Stranger: when you hold me down and rape me, i guess
You: :D
Stranger: because i wouldn't allow it otherwise
You: D;
You: No one has to know.
Stranger: i'm so not into that
You: Why not D:
Stranger: i don't want anything in there
You: :o
You: How about ORAL
Stranger: analingus?
You: wut
Stranger: oral sex on my asshole?
You: maybeh
Stranger: or you want to give me oral sex on my penis?
You: OH MY GAWD
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16394789]oh god it's rizzo
bahahahahahaaa, that's actually funny[/QUOTE]
not really, no.
Gonna try this out in a group chat.
Checalov says:
*sup
Alle says:
*playing a game
Checalov says:
*coo
*i wanted to ask
*when ur gonna let me tap that?
Alle says:
*ive seen the thread
*-_-
Checalov says:
*goddamnit
Omegle:
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: when you gonna let me tap that ass?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi im lesbian x
You: so when can i tap that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]08:48PM[/editline]
You: sup
Stranger: hey
You: So
You: I have a question to ask
Stranger: ok
You: when can I tap that?
Stranger: tap what?
You: that ass
Stranger: now
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
You: cool brt
[editline]08:52PM[/editline]
You: So when can i tap that?
Stranger: lol
You: is that a 'now'?
Stranger: im 19
You: i'm 20
You: so
You: pffft
Stranger: sounds like a good match
You: so that's a yes
Stranger: maybe...
Stranger: ive been bored all day so i thought id come online and see whats happening
You: so a yes
You: great
You: ?
Stranger: what would you do if i said no
You: i'd cry
Stranger: that you would have to turn me on first
You: i could plug you in and press the on button
Your conversational partner has disconnected
[editline]08:54PM[/editline]
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: m/f
?
Stranger: f u
You: m
You: so when can i tap that?
Aw motherfuckit, the person I was meaning to ask went offline just after I came online.
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
Stranger: Ben?
You: omg
You: yes it's me
You: ben
You: hiiiii
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: :L
You: :D
Stranger: :D
Stranger: found you :P
You: yeah
You: 2727 people coulda been you
Stranger: aha
Stranger: :L
You: so
Stranger: so
Stranger: :P
You: when can i tap that ass?
Stranger: aha, anytime babes ;)
You: i'm not ben
Stranger: :|:|
Stranger: omg
Stranger: bye
Stranger: :L
You: i'll be right over
You have disconnected.
awesome
[editline]09:01PM[/editline]
wonder who ben is
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: What do you wanna tell me?
You: \when can i tap that ass
Stranger: Hm..
Stranger: Whenever you want, son
You: dad.../
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]04:02PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=SFbabe;16419000]Omegle:
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: when you gonna let me tap that ass?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
you failed.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16418979]Gonna try this out in a group chat.[/QUOTE]
Trowl has emerged.
[quote]Me: I was wondering
Her: wht??
Me: when can I tap dat
Her: excuse me??
Me: dat ass
Her: fuk off
Me: awww
[/quote]
That was the person I had been waiting to ask.
It went well.
Someone said to me i was in violations of a fed law (i'm in england) and they logged my ip and i had to state somat in 2 mins
:D
but i looked it up and the law they actually refered to seems to mean you actually have to do somat to the kid.
Hell, you can't even get an ip from omegle
So you messaged a gay guy? Gio doesn't sound very feminine.
my girlfriend is away abroad and im not brave enought to ask a random girl or ill get my sack kicked in. so i asked one of my male friends for a laugh.
Me: Hey baby
Him:.... hello
Me: alright?
Him: Yeah you? :)
Me: Yeah im good , just thinking some stuff over
Him: What like?
Me: when i get to tap dat ass?
Him: You filthy man.
Me: Up for it?
Him: Sure why not
Me: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE!
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16419845]That was the person I had been waiting to ask.
It went well.[/QUOTE]
Haha you've been waiting like 48 hours for that person, great job.
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Send it to other people who ask when they can tap that
I had a feeling she would say something similar.
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;16420074]NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 15 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while ref code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
Send it to other people who ask when they can tap that[/QUOTE]
Me: Hey what's up
Her: *that*
Me: o.o
Me: I am still going to rape you.
Get off Omegle, you cock-loving, jizz-garglers. It wasn't funny before, it still isn't.
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