• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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me:hey her:hiya me:can i tap dat her:lol me:srsly her:rlly? me:ya her:wer u live? me:*** ***** ** her:u live close im at *** ******** ** me: ILL GET MAH BIKE! OMG OMG OMG IM GONNA GET SOME!!!
Him says (6:14 PM): *yo The Philosoraptor says (6:14 PM): *I wanted to ask you something... *something very deep Him says (6:14 PM): *Go ahead The Philosoraptor says (6:14 PM): *and personal... *well Him says (6:14 PM): *Then I might not answer The Philosoraptor says (6:15 PM): *when you gonna let me tap dat ass... Him says (6:15 PM): *Which ass are we talking about? :what: NEW ONE: 6:22 PM - Him: hello 6:22 PM - The Philosoraptor: what you up too? 6:22 PM - Him: not much, was looking at hosting options for the ******** site 6:22 PM - Him: you? 6:22 PM - The Philosoraptor: aye...not much: just wanted to ask you something... 6:22 PM - Him: yeah? 6:23 PM - The Philosoraptor: When you gonna let me tap dat ass? 6:23 PM - Him: sorry, i am not a fag like you :P After-math: 6:26 PM - Him: how did you expect me to reply? :P 6:27 PM - The Philosoraptor: I don't know 6:27 PM - Him: "Yeah, tomorrow, you big hunk"£ 6:27 PM - Him: expect that? ow...
[18:18:41] Buck: Hi [18:19:10] Diana: well [18:19:16] Buck: what you doing ? [18:19:27] Diana: just sitting [18:19:34] Diana: resting cuz im pure tired [18:19:37] Buck: aah [18:19:40] Buck: im just thinking [18:19:53] Diana: what about ? [18:19:57] Buck: when can i tap that [18:20:11] Diana: what tap ?? :D [18:20:17] Buck: dat ass [18:20:56] Diana: do u know whats up with erika ? [18:21:05] Buck: i tapped dat ass [18:21:34] Diana: cuz she send me a message to call her but my mum dont have phone on contract any more so i could't [18:21:55] Buck: i dunno, she should be back from belfast now [18:21:58] Buck: so can i tap dat ass ? [18:22:15] Diana: what ass ? [18:22:19] Buck: your ass [18:22:25] Diana: fuck off [18:22:29] Buck: :( [18:22:36] Buck: is that yes or a no [18:23:06] Buck: i got 200 quid on me :) [18:23:16] Diana: no [18:23:35] Buck: no one has to know [18:23:56] Diana: oskar i rl no have mood [18:24:02] Diana: to talk about that all shite [18:24:05] Buck: ok what about tommorow [18:24:17] Diana: fuck off [18:24:25] Buck: ok :(
Went to omegle to try. [quote=omegle]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: if you were my girlfriend what would you do with me? You: iano I'm a guy Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] that was awkward
her:sorry i cant today me:why? her:moms off work today shell be stayn home: me: fuck :( me:my house? her:sry no. me: :( FUCK!
fuck I found a /b/tard [code]Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: whats up You: so when can I tap dat ass? Stranger: is a omegle thread open on /b/ again? You: nope Stranger: if yes I want to troll more Stranger: ok You: damnit[/code] kind of unrelated, but apparently someone doesn't like Cthulhu. [code]Stranger: Hey Stranger: male Stranger: usa Stranger: horny as hell You: Transsexual You: ry'leh You: tentacled Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] no success. [code]Stranger: Hiya You: hey You: so when can I tap dat ass? Stranger: Never, i'm a guy. You: awwww You: damnit You: you sure? Stranger: Yes.[/code]
[QUOTE=lil JJ;16365376]t3earsdontfall is available (1:09:18 AM) Call me Jeremii L (1:09:18 AM): hey t3earsdontfall is available (1:12:38 AM) Call me t3ears Dont Fall (1:12:38 AM): hey t3ears Dont Fall (1:12:46 AM): what's up:] Jeremii L (1:12:53 AM): not much Jeremii L (1:12:59 AM): i have a question though t3ears Dont Fall (1:14:19 AM): yeah t3earsdontfall is available (1:14:42 AM) Call me Jeremii L (1:14:54 AM): When can I tap dat ass? t3ears Dont Fall (1:15:58 AM): -___- Jeremii L (1:16:17 AM): What's that mean? t3ears Dont Fall (1:16:29 AM): who is this Jeremii L (1:16:35 AM): jeremi t3ears Dont Fall (1:17:29 AM): um why would you say that? t3ears Dont Fall (1:17:36 AM): lol Jeremii L (1:17:44 AM): cuz ur hawtt t3ears Dont Fall (1:19:02 AM): hah thanks Jeremii L (1:19:06 AM): np Jeremii L (1:19:09 AM): so wadda ya say t3ears Dont Fall (1:19:45 AM): lol this isn't jeremi Jeremii L (1:20:02 AM): what if it was him, what would you say t3ears Dont Fall (1:20:58 AM): ok so this isn't him lol t3ears Dont Fall (1:21:03 AM): and um idk Jeremii L (1:21:22 AM): this be jeremi t3ears Dont Fall (1:21:35 AM): ok.. Jeremii L (1:21:53 AM): the internet told me to ask you to tap dat ass Jeremii L (1:25:09 AM): you there? t3ears Dont Fall (1:25:34 AM): lol t3ears Dont Fall (1:25:38 AM): sureee Jeremii L (1:26:05 AM): dont mind all that ha, im really bored and needed something to do ha t3ears Dont Fall (1:26:17 AM): lol t3ears Dont Fall (1:26:19 AM): ok Jeremii L (1:26:24 AM): and dont call the cops lmao Jeremii L (1:32:15 AM): im gonna go put this on the internet noww[/QUOTE] You avatar stealing prick!
You: When are you gunna let me tap dat ass Stranger: when you hold me down and rape me, i guess You: :D Stranger: because i wouldn't allow it otherwise You: D; You: No one has to know. Stranger: i'm so not into that You: Why not D: Stranger: i don't want anything in there You: :o You: How about ORAL Stranger: analingus? You: wut Stranger: oral sex on my asshole? You: maybeh Stranger: or you want to give me oral sex on my penis? You: OH MY GAWD
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16394789]oh god it's rizzo bahahahahahaaa, that's actually funny[/QUOTE] not really, no.
Gonna try this out in a group chat.
Checalov says: *sup Alle says: *playing a game Checalov says: *coo *i wanted to ask *when ur gonna let me tap that? Alle says: *ive seen the thread *-_- Checalov says: *goddamnit
Omegle: You: hey Stranger: hi You: when you gonna let me tap that ass? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi im lesbian x You: so when can i tap that? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]08:48PM[/editline] You: sup Stranger: hey You: So You: I have a question to ask Stranger: ok You: when can I tap that? Stranger: tap what? You: that ass Stranger: now You: really? Stranger: yeah You: cool brt [editline]08:52PM[/editline] You: So when can i tap that? Stranger: lol You: is that a 'now'? Stranger: im 19 You: i'm 20 You: so You: pffft Stranger: sounds like a good match You: so that's a yes Stranger: maybe... Stranger: ive been bored all day so i thought id come online and see whats happening You: so a yes You: great You: ? Stranger: what would you do if i said no You: i'd cry Stranger: that you would have to turn me on first You: i could plug you in and press the on button Your conversational partner has disconnected [editline]08:54PM[/editline] You: hi Stranger: hey You: m/f ? Stranger: f u You: m You: so when can i tap that?
Aw motherfuckit, the person I was meaning to ask went offline just after I came online. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
Stranger: Ben? You: omg You: yes it's me You: ben You: hiiiii Stranger: Hey Stranger: :L You: :D Stranger: :D Stranger: found you :P You: yeah You: 2727 people coulda been you Stranger: aha Stranger: :L You: so Stranger: so Stranger: :P You: when can i tap that ass? Stranger: aha, anytime babes ;) You: i'm not ben Stranger: :|:| Stranger: omg Stranger: bye Stranger: :L You: i'll be right over You have disconnected. awesome [editline]09:01PM[/editline] wonder who ben is
Stranger: Hi You: hi Stranger: What do you wanna tell me? You: \when can i tap that ass Stranger: Hm.. Stranger: Whenever you want, son You: dad.../ Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]04:02PM[/editline] [QUOTE=SFbabe;16419000]Omegle: You: hey Stranger: hi You: when you gonna let me tap that ass? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] you failed.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16418979]Gonna try this out in a group chat.[/QUOTE] Trowl has emerged.
[quote]Me: I was wondering Her: wht?? Me: when can I tap dat Her: excuse me?? Me: dat ass Her: fuk off Me: awww [/quote] That was the person I had been waiting to ask. It went well.
Someone said to me i was in violations of a fed law (i'm in england) and they logged my ip and i had to state somat in 2 mins :D
Joxalot - Purify! says: Hello sweety Gio <3 says: Zé? It's me, Giovanna's boyfriend, wassup? :D :colbert:
but i looked it up and the law they actually refered to seems to mean you actually have to do somat to the kid. Hell, you can't even get an ip from omegle
[QUOTE=Joxalot;16419865]Joxalot - Purify! says: Hello sweety Gio <3 says: Zé? It's me, Giovanna's boyfriend, wassup? :D :colbert:[/QUOTE] haha sucks.
So you messaged a gay guy? Gio doesn't sound very feminine.
my girlfriend is away abroad and im not brave enought to ask a random girl or ill get my sack kicked in. so i asked one of my male friends for a laugh. Me: Hey baby Him:.... hello Me: alright? Him: Yeah you? :) Me: Yeah im good , just thinking some stuff over Him: What like? Me: when i get to tap dat ass? Him: You filthy man. Me: Up for it? Him: Sure why not Me: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE!
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16419845]That was the person I had been waiting to ask. It went well.[/QUOTE] Haha you've been waiting like 48 hours for that person, great job.
NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 15 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while ref code 3744956127 is entered into the database. Send it to other people who ask when they can tap that
I had a feeling she would say something similar.
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;16420074]NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 15 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while ref code 3744956127 is entered into the database. Send it to other people who ask when they can tap that[/QUOTE] Me: Hey what's up Her: *that* Me: o.o Me: I am still going to rape you.
Get off Omegle, you cock-loving, jizz-garglers. It wasn't funny before, it still isn't.
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