• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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:D [editline]08:30PM[/editline] fuck :/
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16420096]Me: Hey what's up Her: *that* Me: o.o Me: I am still going to rape you.[/QUOTE] and then the fbi turn up at your door lucky for me you'd have to deport me from england yay oh wait that hacker... [editline]09:31PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Speedstream;16420100]Thread stopped being funny after page 20.[/QUOTE] you stopped being cool when you stole my 3rd page king in a row. EDIT Stranger: fuck of jeqw Stranger: *jew You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Racism. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 15 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Ethnic Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while ref code 3744956127 is entered into the database. You: Thank you. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
It's only funny when you it's with people you know.
me: How bout I tap dat fine ass her: what? me: how bout I? her: maby later me: please? her: nope me: please? me: please? me: please? me: please? her: fine! yay
what website are you guys using for random partners.
[url]www.omegle.com[/url]
Jake update.
You: Hi Stranger: hi You: Can I ask you something You: Because no one is listening to m eright now. Stranger: listening. You: When can I tap dat? Stranger: huh? You: When can I tap dat. Your conversational partner has disconnected. That qaulifys as never right? [editline]09:21PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Skippy!;16420926]Jake update.[/QUOTE] Her father forgot his watch.
oh god stop using omegle
Let's try it on a robot! That "Super smart one" or something.
iGod?
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16420988] Her father forgot his watch.[/QUOTE] I press my mighty Bullshit button. [img]http://pipefittermadison.com/images/bullshit.jpg[/img] Either you are being a douche, or she lied to your dumbass.
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16421076]I press my mighty Bullshit button. [img]http://pipefittermadison.com/images/bullshit.jpg[/img] Either you are being a douche, or she lied to your dumbass.[/QUOTE] Probobly lied, never trolled and never will. Revenge scheme's anyone?
this is the only thread, wich i have read EVERY post. I love you sometimes facepunch!
[QUOTE=4NGRY MUFF1N;16421182]this is the only thread, wich i have read EVERY post. I love you sometimes facepunch![/QUOTE] You read over 1800 posts? This thread wont last till monday.:Dawkins102:
I have read em all, but I've been here since the beginning so :P Also, Jake we are tired of your shit, go away.
[code]You: HI You: ! You: WHEN CAN I TAP DAT? Stranger: now :) You: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH You: 8================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D You: ... You have disconnected.[/code] I got nervous. [editline]09:34PM[/editline] [code]You: HI You: ! You: WHEN CAN I TAP DAT? Stranger: now :) You: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH You: 8================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D You: ... You have disconnected.[/code] I got nervous. [editline]09:36PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16421243]I have read em all, but I've been here since the beginning so :P Also, Jake we are tired of your shit, go away.[/QUOTE] I've not shit on this thread yet. But if you really want me to.
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16412573]"uhhhhhhhhhhh" I found a guy and two pretty hot chicks on facebook he has a crush on from facepunch.[/QUOTE] I don't have a crush on her, eugh. She's bitchy.
Luke says: *So when can I tap that HQRSE says: *now Luke says: *Yay!
Another attempt.... Joe says (22:20): ok my question is... Joe says (22:20): so wen u gunna let me tap that? - sarraahgroover says (22:20): eeer/?] Joe says (22:20): so is that a yes...no? - sarraahgroover says (22:21): its a dunno?lol - sarraahgroover says (22:21): i dont get it? was it another one of your amazing jokes ? Joe says (22:21): ill put it plainly.... Joe says (22:22): SO WEN R U GUNNA LET ME HAV SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH U? Joe says (22:22): ....? ************sophh********:} lovessss************ scottt********:} misssyouu(L):( says (22:23): YOU NEVER MADE ME ************sophh********:} lovessss************ scottt********:} misssyouu(L):( says (22:23): easy for me evilsr ************sophh********:} lovessss************ scottt********:} misssyouu(L):( says (22:23): :L:L Joe says (22:23): did i scare sarah off? - sarraahgroover says (22:24): heeeey sorry needed a weeeeeeee(Y) Joe says (22:24): okay... Joe says (22:24): so look up and answer my question - sarraahgroover says (22:24): hmmhmmmm erm? - sarraahgroover says (22:25): never:}:D Joe says (22:25): aww y not? - sarraahgroover says (22:25): dont really feel like it sorry :D Joe says (22:26): no one has to know....apart from sophie - sarraahgroover says (22:27): wait i havee a better idea how about you ask sophie your question and then no one will have to know, not even scott :} Joe says (22:28): i alredy asked sophie Joe says (22:28): ITS UR TURN - sarraahgroover says (22:28): ooh :( did joe get rejected by sophie? Joe says (22:30): no she didnt understand Joe says (22:30): i never put it plainly for her - sarraahgroover says (22:30): ooh Joe says (22:30): so wen u gunna let me tap dat ass? - sarraahgroover says (22:31): hmmmm umm not yet:) - sarraahgroover says (22:31): wheres sophiee? Joe says (22:32): dunno Joe says (22:32): so WEN? - sarraahgroover says (22:32): god joe i already told you , neverrrrD: Joe says (22:33): ahh u bitch, now the internet will laugh at me - sarraahgroover says (22:34): ahh whyy/ Joe says (22:35): cos u rejected me :(
[QUOTE=Jimangalanga;16421486]Another attempt.... Joe says (22:20): ok my question is... Joe says (22:20): so wen u gunna let me tap that? - sarraahgroover says (22:20): eeer/?] Joe says (22:20): so is that a yes...no? - sarraahgroover says (22:21): its a dunno?lol - sarraahgroover says (22:21): i dont get it? was it another one of your amazing jokes ? Joe says (22:21): ill put it plainly.... Joe says (22:22): SO WEN R U GUNNA LET ME HAV SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH U? Joe says (22:22): ....? ************sophh********:} lovessss************ scottt********:} misssyouu(L):( says (22:23): YOU NEVER MADE ME ************sophh********:} lovessss************ scottt********:} misssyouu(L):( says (22:23): easy for me evilsr ************sophh********:} lovessss************ scottt********:} misssyouu(L):( says (22:23): :L:L Joe says (22:23): did i scare sarah off? - sarraahgroover says (22:24): heeeey sorry needed a weeeeeeee(Y) Joe says (22:24): okay... Joe says (22:24): so look up and answer my question - sarraahgroover says (22:24): hmmhmmmm erm? - sarraahgroover says (22:25): never:}:D Joe says (22:25): aww y not? - sarraahgroover says (22:25): dont really feel like it sorry :D Joe says (22:26): no one has to know....apart from sophie - sarraahgroover says (22:27): wait i havee a better idea how about you ask sophie your question and then no one will have to know, not even scott :} Joe says (22:28): i alredy asked sophie Joe says (22:28): ITS UR TURN - sarraahgroover says (22:28): ooh :( did joe get rejected by sophie? Joe says (22:30): no she didnt understand Joe says (22:30): i never put it plainly for her - sarraahgroover says (22:30): ooh Joe says (22:30): so wen u gunna let me tap dat ass? - sarraahgroover says (22:31): hmmmm umm not yet:) - sarraahgroover says (22:31): wheres sophiee? Joe says (22:32): dunno Joe says (22:32): so WEN? - sarraahgroover says (22:32): god joe i already told you , neverrrrD: Joe says (22:33): ahh u bitch, now the internet will laugh at me - sarraahgroover says (22:34): ahh whyy/ Joe says (22:35): cos u rejected me :([/QUOTE] Haha you got rejected hahahahahahahahh jjajajajajajjfhdgjadljgbhosievtb /;.s!
You guys gotta say- "I am horny" for them to not think of it as a joke
[QUOTE=FunTykoon;16421713]You guys gotta say- "I am horny" for them to not think of it as a joke[/QUOTE] DAMMIT that's what I've been doing wrong all this time.....
[QUOTE=ExTek;16421544]Haha you got rejected hahahahahahahahh jjajajajajajjfhdgjadljgbhosievtb /;.s![/QUOTE] Brazilian?
are you fucking serious jake... [b]SHE NEVER [i]DELIVERED[/i]?!?!?!?!??!!?[/b] [editline]10:06PM[/editline] this thread moves as fast as fuck by the way for not being a WAYT thread.
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: a wild abra appears You: I have been ordered by the interent to ask you something You: wait! You: throw great ball! Stranger: Abra was caught! Stranger: Would you like to give a nickname to abra? You: Awesome, fucking things usually just teleport away You: Uhhh You: Name him Speedwagon Stranger: abra is now known as Speedwagon Stranger: New Pokedex data entered for abra Stranger: Speedwagon added to your party You: What pokemon do I have in my party Stranger: abra and pikachu You: alright, give abra an exp. share and make pikachu the first in the party Stranger: done You: So, what gym are we off too? Stranger: Celadon City You: I heard it's lovely this time of year You: To the pokemon gym! Stranger: To the gym! You: can we skip all the amatures in the gym and go straight to the gym leader? Stranger: Sure, might as well You: Alright, I challenge the Celadon City gym leader to a battle! Stranger: Misty? Stranger: Erika Stranger: actually You: what pokemon does she bring out Stranger: An onix You: Oh for fucks sake Stranger: lvl 15 You: what level is abra and what moves does he have Stranger: lvl 10: teleport You: do we have any tms? Stranger: tm 10 You: which one would that be Stranger: let me see Stranger: double edge You: I wonder if that could be of any use You: probably not You: what attacks does pikachu have Stranger: thunder, agility, and flash You: well we're kinda fucked now aren't we You: cause rock types are immune to electic types You: electric Stranger: i know :S You: and speedwagon only has teleport Stranger: this is true You: Can I ask you a question? Stranger: sho nuff You: when can I tap dat ass Stranger: who's ass? You: dat ass Stranger: that just depends. she prude? You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 15 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while ref code 3744956127 is entered into the database.[/quote] heh, that was kinda fun wait why was there an onyx in the celadon city gym anyways
[QUOTE=Plasmafrag;16422021]heh, that was kinda fun[/QUOTE] You should have exp'd Abra a bit to Alakazam before heading to the Gym
[QUOTE=SFbabe;16422136]You should have exp'd Abra a bit to Alakazam before heading to the Gym[/QUOTE] Yeah, but that would have been too long
You: Hello. Stranger: hi You: I come from Facepunch. You: Can i tap dat? You have disconnected. Fail. [editline]12:25AM[/editline] LOOOL Stranger: hello You: Hello. You: Can i tap dat? Stranger: er no You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 15 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while ref code 3744956127 is entered into the database. You have disconnected.
Hey guys this isn't an omegle thread god damn.
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