• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=gokulol;16422594]Hey guys this isn't an omegle thread god damn.[/QUOTE] There's only so many friends I can lose on my friends list before it's empty.
Me: Hey you I have a serious question for you Her: What's that? Me: When are you going to let me tap that Her: August 12th 8:00 PM Be there! Me: Just so you know I'm coming whether you're serious or not Her:hahahahaha ohhh jonathon!! but yes im dead serious. school parking lot. bring dope & lifeless kittens! I love my friends.
Well then go do something else! :P This thread needs some fresh meat...
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16421131]Probobly lied, never trolled and never will. Revenge scheme's anyone?[/QUOTE] No, just stop. You failed.
Alright time for a REAL convo(not from omegle...I actually texted my friend)...she hasn't finished yet(I think) but...I'll edit later. Me: Hey **** Her: hi joseph (: Me: I have a very important omg-I-need-to-know-now question to ask you..:O Her: mhhhhhm? Me: Can I tap dat? Her: yes. :O LOL. Me: Srsly? :O Her: i guess LOL Me: Okay..pick you up at 9 Her: dork >:p Me: Is that still a yes? Her: sure haha Me: Do you know what it means? Her: YEAH LOL Me: how many times has it happened to you in the past? Her: 0. r u even joseph? ur acting so...dorky. more than usual. Me: IT'S ME...STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT WOMAN!! Her: LOL. ok ok keep going.....? Me: Why are you lying >:( Her: UR THE LIAAAAR! Me: ...I'm srs about wanting to tap dat ass. Her: U LIE UR NAWT JOSUPP Me: Fine, but tits or gtfo Her: urs r bigger than mine :o Me: but..I want to see yours..I see mine everyday..:O Her: only if u pay me, suckerr Her: lol dork ill ttyl imma shower Me: TAKE A PICTURE FOR ME!!! I PROMISE ILL PAY YOU Her: NUUUUUU D:< Me: But u said 'only if u pay me' Her: i lied >:) Me: Aww...so are we still on for tonight? Her: maybe >:o. LEMME TAKE A SHOWER, NUB Me: can i tap dat ass in there? Her: not today >:o Me: Then when :( Her: tomorrow :o Me: Really? Her: yes. WILL YOU LEMME SHOWER NAOW Me: FOR REAL??? Her: IF YOU LEMME TAKE A SHOWER THEN YES FORREAL Me: Yey k... Still not done yet...:P
[QUOTE=gokulol;16422779]Me: Hey you I have a serious question for you Her: What's that? Me: When are you going to let me tap that Her: August 12th 8:00 PM Be there! Me: Just so you know I'm coming whether you're serious or not Her:hahahahaha ohhh jonathon!! but yes im dead serious. school parking lot. bring dope & lifeless kittens! I love my friends.[/QUOTE] Update: Me: Can I beat off on the kittens first? Her: You read my mind sir [my last name]
Omegle wrecked the thread. Read up to page 22, skipped here, what do I see? Bullshit. I want to do this but all my female friends are at some festival in town or out of town right now. If the thread still thrives as of Monday/Tuesday I'm going to go wild. Shit will be cash, although FUCKING before being in a relationship is against my morals, but it'll be interesting to see where this goes.
[QUOTE=Mckillyou;16423208]Omegle wrecked the thread. Read up to page 22, skipped here, what do I see? Bullshit. I want to do this but all my female friends are at some festival in town or out of town right now. If the thread still thrives as of Monday/Tuesday I'm going to go wild. Shit will be cash, although FUCKING before being in a relationship is against my morals, but it'll be interesting to see where this goes.[/QUOTE] I do not respect your morals
[QUOTE=Mckillyou;16423208]Omegle wrecked the thread. Read up to page 22, skipped here, what do I see? Bullshit. I want to do this but all my female friends are at some festival in town or out of town right now. If the thread still thrives as of Monday/Tuesday I'm going to go wild. Shit will be cash, although FUCKING before being in a relationship is against my morals, but it'll be interesting to see where this goes.[/QUOTE] ha morals
Connor (1): thread is Connor (1): basically one of two things Connor (1): bitches or whores Connor (1): one or the other, even Traxxasred: itt all women
Stranger: türksün dimi lan You: Chimichanga Your conversational partner has disconnected. D:
I fear that the V2 of this thread will suck Also no omegle chats dear lord
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Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that? Her: Well I dunno Her: I know you want to Me: ;p Her: and your not lying Me: Nope Went quite well, was funnies too.
I want to try this but I fear the worst
[QUOTE=gokulol;16422779]Me: Hey you I have a serious question for you Her: What's that? Me: When are you going to let me tap that Her: August 12th 8:00 PM Be there! Me: Just so you know I'm coming whether you're serious or not Her:hahahahaha ohhh jonathon!! but yes im dead serious. school parking lot. bring dope & lifeless kittens! I love my friends.[/QUOTE] August 12th is my birthday. Yay?
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;16425432]August 12th is my birthday. Yay?[/QUOTE] I guess it's mine too :smug:
&#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: OH MAW GAWD TayG0 >:3 : Hai &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: u wouldd be playign that' (I was playing spore) &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: OHAI! TayG0 >:3 : i no rite &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: I missed &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: u &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: : &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: :P* TayG0 >:3 : Hey &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: ? TayG0 >:3 : Can i ask you something? &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: Sure TayG0 >:3 : When you gonna let me tap dat. &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: LOL &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: ? TayG0 >:3 : When? &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: LOLwhat? TayG0 >:3 : Dat ass &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: LMFAO TayG0 >:3 : When you gonna let me tap it &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: Lmfao TayG0 >:3 : :C &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h &#1663;: Random much''/ &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: Random much''/ &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: ?* TayG0 >:3 : You don't think i'm serious TayG0 >:3 : :C &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: cuz ur not TayG0 >:3 : :| TayG0 >:3 : That's kinda low &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: Its not true... &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: U dont mean it TayG0 >:3 : Or do i TayG0 >:3 : Hmmm? &#1663;&#381;&#1028;&#951;D&#1028;a&#8224;h&#1663;: U dont TayG0 >:3 : i no lol TayG0 >:3 : its for facepunch TayG0 >:3 : Hurr Worth a try, she was only 12. :ssh: But hey she didn't say no. :dance:
Me: Hi Girl: HEY! Me: Can I pour flaming hot sauce on you're rectal Cavity? Girl: ... Me: Bye. It didn't work. I've known her for 3 hours lol.
Lol, I signed on and it was like "1130 new posts!" and i was like, WHAT THE FUCK? I miss the old, unfamous thread.
Well that happened to me too, to my dismay there was almost no content and just people hyping about jakes "supposed webcam shit", plus omegle chats :ghost:
Me: I have a question Her: Yeah? Me: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: Uhm I dont know whenever you want I guess That made my day. :D
This topic is no longer funny
[QUOTE=PonyMaster;16425816]Me: Hi Girl: HEY! Me: Can I pour flaming hot sauce on you're rectal Cavity? Girl: ... Me: Bye. It didn't work. I've known her for 3 hours lol.[/QUOTE] She must've left because of your misuse of the word "you're" :v:
Stranger: heyyy You: Hi You: Whats up? Stranger: nothin bored u You: just wondering when you're gonna let me tap dat ass Your conversational partner has disconnected. FUCK. Edit: Totally off topic but wow. Stranger: Hey You: asl Stranger: In West Philadelphia born and raised You: The playgrounds where you spent most of your days You: Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool? You: Yeah fuck you. You: Faggot. Stranger: FAG Stranger: FAG Stranger: FAG Stranger: FAG You: SUCK IT BITCH Stranger: YOU"RE A FAG Stranger: I HATE YOU You: WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME TAP DAT ASS Stranger: AND YOU MOM LIKES PUSSY You: NO I HATE YOU MORE Stranger: |LALALALALALAL Stranger: bye
This is not an omegle thread.
[QUOTE=Sheldon;16426890] Edit: Totally off topic but wow. Stranger: Hey You: asl Stranger: In West Philadelphia born and raised You: The playgrounds where you spent most of your days You: Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool? You: Yeah fuck you. You: Faggot. Stranger: FAG Stranger: FAG Stranger: FAG Stranger: FAG You: SUCK IT BITCH Stranger: YOU"RE A FAG Stranger: I HATE YOU You: WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME TAP DAT ASS Stranger: AND YOU MOM LIKES PUSSY You: NO I HATE YOU MORE Stranger: |LALALALALALAL Stranger: bye[/QUOTE] Pretty soon, omegle users will all be people like this. And then nobody wins. [editline]11:22PM[/editline] I still lol'd
[QUOTE=gokulol;16427070]This is not an omegle thread.[/QUOTE] Fuckin, seriously.
[quote]Me: Hey *name* Her: heyy, whats goin on? Me: Nothing, just wondering... Her: about what?? Me: when your gonna let me tap that ass Her: when you grow some balls Me: aw fuck you Her: do it, you won't Me: i won't? Her: you won't Me: i will Her: do it then punk bitch Me: right now Her: i'm waiting Me: okay i won't :( Her: it's okay you tried your best[/quote] :saddowns:
In a few hours I'll ask a girl
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