Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=gokulol;16422594]Hey guys this isn't an omegle thread god damn.[/QUOTE]
There's only so many friends I can lose on my friends list before it's empty.
Me: Hey you I have a serious question for you
Her: What's that?
Me: When are you going to let me tap that
Her: August 12th
8:00 PM
Be there!
Me: Just so you know I'm coming whether you're serious or not
Her:hahahahaha
ohhh jonathon!!
but yes im dead serious.
school parking lot.
bring dope & lifeless kittens!
I love my friends.
Well then go do something else! :P
This thread needs some fresh meat...
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16421131]Probobly lied, never trolled and never will.
Revenge scheme's anyone?[/QUOTE]
No, just stop. You failed.
Alright time for a REAL convo(not from omegle...I actually texted my friend)...she hasn't finished yet(I think) but...I'll edit later.
Me: Hey ****
Her: hi joseph (:
Me: I have a very important omg-I-need-to-know-now question to ask you..:O
Her: mhhhhhm?
Me: Can I tap dat?
Her: yes. :O LOL.
Me: Srsly? :O
Her: i guess LOL
Me: Okay..pick you up at 9
Her: dork >:p
Me: Is that still a yes?
Her: sure haha
Me: Do you know what it means?
Her: YEAH LOL
Me: how many times has it happened to you in the past?
Her: 0.
r u even joseph? ur acting so...dorky. more than usual.
Me: IT'S ME...STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT WOMAN!!
Her: LOL. ok ok keep going.....?
Me: Why are you lying >:(
Her: UR THE LIAAAAR!
Me: ...I'm srs about wanting to tap dat ass.
Her: U LIE UR NAWT
JOSUPP
Me: Fine, but tits or gtfo
Her: urs r bigger than mine :o
Me: but..I want to see yours..I see mine everyday..:O
Her: only if u pay me, suckerr
Her: lol dork ill ttyl imma shower
Me: TAKE A PICTURE FOR ME!!! I PROMISE ILL PAY YOU
Her: NUUUUUU D:<
Me: But u said 'only if u pay me'
Her: i lied >:)
Me: Aww...so are we still on for tonight?
Her: maybe >:o. LEMME TAKE A SHOWER, NUB
Me: can i tap dat ass in there?
Her: not today >:o
Me: Then when :(
Her: tomorrow :o
Me: Really?
Her: yes. WILL YOU LEMME SHOWER NAOW
Me: FOR REAL???
Her: IF YOU LEMME TAKE A SHOWER THEN YES FORREAL
Me: Yey k...
Still not done yet...:P
[QUOTE=gokulol;16422779]Me: Hey you I have a serious question for you
Her: What's that?
Me: When are you going to let me tap that
Her: August 12th
8:00 PM
Be there!
Me: Just so you know I'm coming whether you're serious or not
Her:hahahahaha
ohhh jonathon!!
but yes im dead serious.
school parking lot.
bring dope & lifeless kittens!
I love my friends.[/QUOTE]
Update:
Me: Can I beat off on the kittens first?
Her: You read my mind sir [my last name]
Omegle wrecked the thread. Read up to page 22, skipped here, what do I see? Bullshit.
I want to do this but all my female friends are at some festival in town or out of town right now. If the thread still thrives as of Monday/Tuesday I'm going to go wild. Shit will be cash, although FUCKING before being in a relationship is against my morals, but it'll be interesting to see where this goes.
[QUOTE=Mckillyou;16423208]Omegle wrecked the thread. Read up to page 22, skipped here, what do I see? Bullshit.
I want to do this but all my female friends are at some festival in town or out of town right now. If the thread still thrives as of Monday/Tuesday I'm going to go wild. Shit will be cash, although FUCKING before being in a relationship is against my morals, but it'll be interesting to see where this goes.[/QUOTE]
I do not respect your morals
[QUOTE=Mckillyou;16423208]Omegle wrecked the thread. Read up to page 22, skipped here, what do I see? Bullshit.
I want to do this but all my female friends are at some festival in town or out of town right now. If the thread still thrives as of Monday/Tuesday I'm going to go wild. Shit will be cash, although FUCKING before being in a relationship is against my morals, but it'll be interesting to see where this goes.[/QUOTE]
ha morals
Connor (1): thread is
Connor (1): basically one of two things
Connor (1): bitches or whores
Connor (1): one or the other, even
Traxxasred: itt all women
Stranger: türksün dimi lan
You: Chimichanga
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
D:
I fear that the V2 of this thread will suck
Also no omegle chats dear lord
-snip-
Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Well I dunno
Her: I know you want to
Me: ;p
Her: and your not lying
Me: Nope
Went quite well, was funnies too.
I want to try this but I fear the worst
[QUOTE=gokulol;16422779]Me: Hey you I have a serious question for you
Her: What's that?
Me: When are you going to let me tap that
Her: August 12th
8:00 PM
Be there!
Me: Just so you know I'm coming whether you're serious or not
Her:hahahahaha
ohhh jonathon!!
but yes im dead serious.
school parking lot.
bring dope & lifeless kittens!
I love my friends.[/QUOTE]
August 12th is my birthday.
Yay?
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;16425432]August 12th is my birthday.
Yay?[/QUOTE]
I guess it's mine too :smug:
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: OH MAW GAWD
TayG0 >:3 : Hai
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: u wouldd be playign that'
(I was playing spore)
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: OHAI!
TayG0 >:3 : i no rite
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: I missed
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: u
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: :
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: :P*
TayG0 >:3 : Hey
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: ?
TayG0 >:3 : Can i ask you something?
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: Sure
TayG0 >:3 : When you gonna let me tap dat.
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: LOL
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: ?
TayG0 >:3 : When?
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: LOLwhat?
TayG0 >:3 : Dat ass
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: LMFAO
TayG0 >:3 : When you gonna let me tap it
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: Lmfao
TayG0 >:3 : :C
ٿŽЄηDЄa†h ٿ: Random much''/
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: Random much''/
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: ?*
TayG0 >:3 : You don't think i'm serious
TayG0 >:3 : :C
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: cuz ur not
TayG0 >:3 : :|
TayG0 >:3 : That's kinda low
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: Its not true...
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: U dont mean it
TayG0 >:3 : Or do i
TayG0 >:3 : Hmmm?
ٿŽЄηDЄa†hٿ: U dont
TayG0 >:3 : i no lol
TayG0 >:3 : its for facepunch
TayG0 >:3 : Hurr
Worth a try, she was only 12. :ssh:
But hey she didn't say no. :dance:
Me: Hi
Girl: HEY!
Me: Can I pour flaming hot sauce on you're rectal Cavity?
Girl: ...
Me: Bye.
It didn't work.
I've known her for 3 hours lol.
Lol, I signed on and it was like "1130 new posts!" and i was like, WHAT THE FUCK? I miss the old, unfamous thread.
Well that happened to me too, to my dismay there was almost no content and just people hyping about jakes "supposed webcam shit", plus omegle chats :ghost:
Me: I have a question
Her: Yeah?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Uhm I dont know whenever you want I guess
That made my day. :D
This topic is no longer funny
[QUOTE=PonyMaster;16425816]Me: Hi
Girl: HEY!
Me: Can I pour flaming hot sauce on you're rectal Cavity?
Girl: ...
Me: Bye.
It didn't work.
I've known her for 3 hours lol.[/QUOTE]
She must've left because of your misuse of the word "you're" :v:
Stranger: heyyy
You: Hi
You: Whats up?
Stranger: nothin bored u
You: just wondering when you're gonna let me tap dat ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
FUCK.
Edit: Totally off topic but wow.
Stranger: Hey
You: asl
Stranger: In West Philadelphia born and raised
You: The playgrounds where you spent most of your days
You: Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool?
You: Yeah fuck you.
You: Faggot.
Stranger: FAG
Stranger: FAG
Stranger: FAG
Stranger: FAG
You: SUCK IT BITCH
Stranger: YOU"RE A FAG
Stranger: I HATE YOU
You: WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME TAP DAT ASS
Stranger: AND YOU MOM LIKES PUSSY
You: NO I HATE YOU MORE
Stranger: |LALALALALALAL
Stranger: bye
This is not an omegle thread.
[QUOTE=Sheldon;16426890]
Edit: Totally off topic but wow.
Stranger: Hey
You: asl
Stranger: In West Philadelphia born and raised
You: The playgrounds where you spent most of your days
You: Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool?
You: Yeah fuck you.
You: Faggot.
Stranger: FAG
Stranger: FAG
Stranger: FAG
Stranger: FAG
You: SUCK IT BITCH
Stranger: YOU"RE A FAG
Stranger: I HATE YOU
You: WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME TAP DAT ASS
Stranger: AND YOU MOM LIKES PUSSY
You: NO I HATE YOU MORE
Stranger: |LALALALALALAL
Stranger: bye[/QUOTE]
Pretty soon, omegle users will all be people like this. And then nobody wins.
[editline]11:22PM[/editline]
I still lol'd
[QUOTE=gokulol;16427070]This is not an omegle thread.[/QUOTE]
Fuckin, seriously.
[quote]Me: Hey *name*
Her: heyy, whats goin on?
Me: Nothing, just wondering...
Her: about what??
Me: when your gonna let me tap that ass
Her: when you grow some balls
Me: aw fuck you
Her: do it, you won't
Me: i won't?
Her: you won't
Me: i will
Her: do it then punk bitch
Me: right now
Her: i'm waiting
Me: okay i won't :(
Her: it's okay you tried your best[/quote]
:saddowns:
In a few hours I'll ask a girl
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