Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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Me: Hey
Her: hello
hahas
Me: I have a question
Her: hahas say
Me: When can I tap that ass?
Her: what ass??
Me: Your ass.
Her: what about my ass??
Me: Me. Your ass. Penis. Inside.
Her: you crazy we're both underage
but i think it's alright :-P
"Her: you crazy we're both underage"
Oh my, she has morals.
me
Brittany, i love you with a firey passion, so firey that it would burn down a whoole forest, and i want to express that to you in a physical way. a way that would involve the tapping of the dat. it would be the most beautiful and romantically inspiring thing youve ever seen. But not me, because youre the most beautiful and romantically inspiring thing ive ever been lucky enough to lay my eyes on. But i dont want to die with that being the only thing i lay on you. so what do you say?
Brittany
HAHAHAHA
me
so?
her
hah shut up wit ya crazii ass
me
but ive been dying to tap dat booty, and times runnin out
her
uh huh
me
so can i?
her
why not
me
i like the sound of that :]
you doin it wrong.
me-so ive been thinking
her-yes?
me-umm
me-when are you going to let me tap that?
her-say what?
me-tap that
her-um
me-you know, like
me-tap that ass
her-yeah i knew what you meant
me-o okay
me-so is that a yes?
her-no that's not a yes
me-oh...
her-that's an um
her-haha
me-well an "um" is a rejection of sorts
her-noo it's not
me-o?
me-so is that a yes?
her-i mean
her-i live in florida <----- (I am from New York)
me-im sure i will see you at somepoint
-15 minute pause-
her-well maybe we could revisit this another time, when we can see eachother
:D
[QUOTE=blafnigem;16428331]you doin it wrong.[/QUOTE]
Nu-uh, it's not on omegle is it?
Me: So hey. When are you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: *my name* what are you talking about?
Me: I want to have intercourse with you.
Her: *My name*, You're in Drama, and I'm the captain of the pom team. Don't u think we're in two different worlds?
Me: But..but I work at Aeropostale D:
Her: It's not going to work out.
Me: But the important thing is, I tried.
Her: S'pose so.
How is working at Aeropostale by the way? Sounds interesting
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;16428452]Nu-uh, it's not on omegle is it?[/QUOTE]
I guess haha
Me: Hay
Her: hey thar
Her: whats up?
Me: Just thinkin bout sumthin. . .
Her: like?
Her: ?
Her: hello?
Me: Well, i was just thinkin bout tappin dat ass
Her: omg, are you serious?
Me: Yeah
Her: lol, i wouldn't let you anyway ^_^
Me: why's that?
Her: cause
Me: cause why?
Her: cause your a computer nerd. If we went out, i wouldn't have any attention, ya see?
Me: :( i'd give you attention. . .
Her: lol, no you wouldn't
Me: fine, your names going on my suicide list!
Her: i hope it is :D
. . .
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She didn't text me back. [i][b]Still[/b][/i]
[QUOTE=breadlord;16428694][IMG]http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa181/breadlord5/l_4129e113c3cb29f30ece9bfe3189a69b.jpg[/IMG]
She didn't text me back. [i][b]Still[/b][/i][/QUOTE]
[img]http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/2901/original/dat-ass-2.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16428632]Me: Hay
Her: hey thar
Her: whats up?
Me: Just thinkin bout sumthin. . .
Her: like?
Her: ?
Her: hello?
Me: Well, i was just thinkin bout tappin dat ass
Her: omg, are you serious?
Me: Yeah
Her: lol, i wouldn't let you anyway ^_^
Me: why's that?
Her: cause
Me: cause why?
Her: cause your a computer nerd. If we went out, i wouldn't have any attention, ya see?
Me: :( i'd give you attention. . .
Her: lol, no you wouldn't
Me: fine, your names going on my suicide list!
Her: i hope it is :D
. . .[/QUOTE]
Do you have any friends?
[QUOTE=Advancedrock;16428750]Do you have any friends?[/QUOTE]
not as much as before. . .
But i can make some new ones. . . in 20 years, maybe. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16428769]not as much as before. . .
But i can make some new ones. . . in 20 years, maybe. . .[/QUOTE]
-qwerty- in 20 years:
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=151086&dateline=1241964131[/img]
[QUOTE=adametzi;16428779]-qwerty- in 20 years:
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=151086&dateline=1241964131[/img][/QUOTE]
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-crying.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16428769]not as much as before. . .
But i can make some new ones. . . in 20 years, maybe. . .[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry :'(
[quote]Me: Hey
Me: Gotta question
Him: yea?
Me: When you gon' let me tap dat ass?
Him: u can tap any ass u want (dramatic pause) wink
Me: I'm leaving :(
[/quote]
I was joking...
And he...
VIOLATED ME
[QUOTE=DoritoBanditV2;16428841]I was joking...
And he...
VIOLATED ME[/QUOTE]
i bet its Jimbojib's friend. . .
King of Page 49. . . though the king has no friends. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16428769]not as much as before. . .
But i can make some new ones. . . in 20 years, maybe. . .[/QUOTE]
Do you try?
[quote]Me: Hey
Me: gotta question
Her: ok
Me: When you gon' let me tap that?
Her: ...... tap what?
Me: [I]Dat ass[/I]
Her: The Fuck you talking bout nigga?
Me: DAYUM SON, I'Z JUST BEEZ TAWKIN BOUT SUM FERIED CHICKEMS!
Her: NAW B I USED MY 9 TO BLATTT BLATTT SOMA THOSE MOTHA FUCKAS
Me: OH LAWDY!!!
Her: PRAAIIIISIEE JEEEZZZUUZ[/quote]
:D
[QUOTE=Floreum;16428864]Do you try?[/QUOTE]
yeah. . . never works out anymore. . .
[quote]Joel: Hey
Joel: I got a question
Kyle [Charmey..I love youu <<33]: yes?
Joel: I was wondering when you were gonna let me tap DAT ASS
Kyle [Charmey..I love youu <<33]: O.o
Kyle [Charmey..I love youu <<33]: HUH
Joel: HAHAHAHAHA
Joel: Yeah man
Joel: You heard me
Kyle [Charmey..I love youu <<33]: uhhhh
Kyle [Charmey..I love youu <<33]: thats awkward
Joel: LOL
Joel: I'm kidding
Joel: Seeing how'd you react
Kyle [Charmey..I love youu <<33]: OH THANK GOD
Joel: Hahaha
Kyle [Charmey..I love youu <<33]: that was fuuuucked
Joel: XD[/quote]
Do I get bonus points for scaring guys who are madly in love?
[QUOTE=Floreum;16429051][quote[Joel: Hey
Joel: I got a question
Kyle [Charmey..I love youu <<33]: yes?
Joel: I was wondering when you were gonna let me tap DAT ASS
Kyle [Charmey..I love youu <<33]: O.o
Kyle [Charmey..I love youu <<33]: HUH
Joel: HAHAHAHAHA
Joel: Yeah man
Joel: You heard me
Kyle [Charmey..I love youu <<33]: uhhhh
Kyle [Charmey..I love youu <<33]: thats awkward
Joel: LOL
Joel: I'm kidding
Joel: Seeing how'd you react
Kyle [Charmey..I love youu <<33]: OH THANK GOD
Joel: Hahaha
Kyle [Charmey..I love youu <<33]: that was fuuuucked
Joel: XD[/quote]
Do I get bonus points for scaring guys who are madly in love?[/QUOTE]
NO. No Bonus for you!
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16404285]Me: You weren't serious were you?
Her: No.
Me: Thought so, this goes on the internet so you look like a skank now.
Her: WHAT?
Me: Not so happy now are you
Her: Why would you do that
Me: Fun
Her: Well now you look like an asshole on the internet.
Me: YEAH AND HOW RARE IS THAT.
You know she had a point.
Also she was a real bitch anyway.
[editline]12:41AM[/editline]
I can't stress you enough how much of a bitch she was.[/QUOTE]
You could have gotten pity pics if you went like this
You: Were you serious
Her: No
You: WHAT?! I GOT ALL READY FOR NOTHING?!
continue from there
i got this off of the original post on thte other site but its so funny!
[quote]tell her that she turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.[/quote]
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