Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
2,003 replies, posted
marco900 says:
so joel
I was wondering when you were gonna let me tap DAT ASS?
Joel says:
rite now
come over i like love u for ever
:v:
Her: hiya
Me: Hey
Me: Can I ask you a question?
Her: sure
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: ohhh
Her: when you want it
Her: lmao
Me: right now :smug:
Her: ohhh damn.. well lets go
Me: mkay
Jon9324 says:
good
i have a question for you
taylore. says:
yer?
Jon9324 says:
when can i tap that
taylore. says:
uh. when swine flu flies.
Jon9324 says:
it is
now lets fuck k?
taylore. says:
naw giiirl. im raw. from yo mama.
Jon9324 says:
come onnn
taylore. says:
i soree.
Jon9324 says:
can we atleast high five
taylore. says:
with our hands?
Jon9324 says:
no with our dicks
taylore. says:
NEVAH
That was a girl, BTW.
[quote=Facebook chat]
Joel
Hey
11:37pmAli
hey hey
whats up?
11:37pmJoel
Nothing much, just thinking. you?
11:38pmAli
sitting in Australia
lol
whtas up?
11:38pmJoel
You already asked that lol
11:38pmAli
oh hahahaha
right
11:38pmJoel
Unless if you mean what I'm thinking about lol
11:39pmAli
yeah
now i do :{P
:P:P
11:39pmJoel
lol okay
I was wondering when you'll be letting me tap DAT ASS
11:39pmAli
looool?!??! what?!
11:39pmJoel
lol you heard me
LOL I'M KIDDING, GOSH LMFAO
11:41pmAli
OMG
you scared me!!!!!!
11:41pmJoel
HAHAHAHA
What was going through your mind?
11:41pmAli
what was going through my mind was...whhhhhhaaaa?!
11:41pmJoel
XD
11:42pmAli
haha i love ya though!!!
11:42pmJoel
I've got a few people
They shit bricks
11:43pmAli
lol what would your reaction have been?!
11:43pmJoel
I would have shit bricks
11:43pmAli
if i was like
hey baby
whenever you want
11:45pmAli
i would have asked you if your name was Willie B. Hardigen
11:45pmJoel
I would play around a bit, then say I'm joking
lolwut?
11:45pmAli
hahahahah
what if i was serious though!?!?!?!
11:46pmJoel
I wouldn't go through with it? lol
11:46pmAli
hahaha
then i would be sad hahah
11:50pmJoel
XD
11:50pmAli
lol
11:50pmJoel
WOULD YOU TAP THIS?!
lmfao
11:50pmAli
LOL HELLLLZZZ YES
11:51pmJoel
Hahahaa, heeelll yeah XD
11:51pmAli
hahaha
maybezzz im not kidding
11:51pmJoel
:O:O
11:52pmAli
o.Oo.O
11:52pmJoel
Lol
11:52pmAli
hehehe
11:54pmJoel
:B
11:54pmAli
haha
i do love you a little bit though
11:54pmJoel
lolwut?
11:54pmAli
lllooool i <3<3 JOOOEEELLL
11:54pmJoel
XD
11:54pmAli
heheh[/quote]
Oh shi guise
[QUOTE=Floreum;16429576]Oh shi guise[/QUOTE]
Dude she wants you.
All the girls that I know I'm either not good enough friends for them to get that I was joking or they're too good friends that they would want to have sex with me and I don't wanna put out right now. :(
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16429854]Dude she wants you.[/QUOTE]
He is RIGHT! This girl really really likes you!
[QUOTE=Floreum;16429576]Oh shi guise[/QUOTE]
Do it. Go to Australia damn it!
I stopped reading this thread because of omegle stuff. What happened with jake and that one chick?
Also Qwerty: Your not a computer nerd, your awesome :D
[QUOTE=Sottalytober;16430367]I stopped reading this thread because of omegle stuff. What happened with jake and that one chick?
Also Qwerty: Your not a computer nerd, your awesome :D[/QUOTE]
He failed
Just did it.
She didn't respond. :devil:
[QUOTE=adametzi;16430373]He failed[/QUOTE]
Explanation on how? :P
[QUOTE=Sottalytober;16430402]Explanation on how? :P[/QUOTE]
He said she lost track of time or something. I think he was full of shit.
[QUOTE=adametzi;16430421]He said she lost track of time or something. I think he was full of shit.[/QUOTE]
So your saying he never got on the cam.
[QUOTE=Sottalytober;16430435]So your saying he never got on the cam.[/QUOTE]
Nope, he was just a troll
[QUOTE=adametzi;16430446]Nope, he was just a troll[/QUOTE]
K
. . . wow. . .
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[QUOTE=Sottalytober;16430367]Qwerty: Your not a computer nerd, your awesome :D[/QUOTE]
i hope so. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16430249]Do it. Go to Australia damn it![/QUOTE]
She's vacationing in Australia. She actually lives in my city, used to go to school together.
[QUOTE=Floreum;16430616]She's vacationing in Australia. She actually lives in my city, used to go to school together.[/QUOTE]
would you rather wait or go now?
You choose. . .
[QUOTE=adametzi;16430421]He said she lost track of time or something. I think he was full of shit.[/QUOTE]
He axtually said that her dad 'lost his watch'
I don't know what he was trying to get us to imply.
. . . why'd you get another account?
2 second paint shit
that wasnt 2 second :[
[03:11:26] Epik Envy says:
Hiiii
[03:11:37] Gавгіеllе || says:
ohai
[03:11:44] Epik Envy says:
I have a very serious question for you.
[03:11:52] Gавгіеllе || says:
kay
[03:11:59] Epik Envy says:
When are you gunna let me tap that
[03:12:20] Gавгіеllе || says:
How the hell did I know that someone would ask me that question cuz of that thread.
[03:12:25] Epik Envy says:
FUCK
I failed so hard :eng99:
[QUOTE=TY2D2;16430743]He axtually said that her dad 'lost his watch'
I don't know what he was trying to get us to imply.[/QUOTE]
What about a watch?
I think he was trying to say her dad came back home or something.
[03:13:27] Epik Envy says:
Ok
[03:13:33] Epik Envy says:
Serious question time
[03:13:43] Epik Envy says:
When am i gunna get DAT AZZ
[03:14:16] Molly says:
never
[03:14:28] Epik Envy says:
Damnit.
[QUOTE=TY2D2;16430883]I think he was trying to say her dad came back home or something.[/QUOTE]
So...she got busted. Or he was lieing through his teeth
[quote]Me: Hey, I've got a question
Her: yup?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: LOL
Her: is this joel???
Me: Yes, why?
Her: HAHAHAHA lololol
Me: What do ya say?
Her: umm.... how good are you
Me: Inexperience. XD
Her: well why don't you try jacking off............
Me: LMFAO
Me: No.
Her: then there's your answer
Me: I was kidding anyways LMFAO
Me: I did it to -other friend-
Her: hahahahaha
Her: ok good
Me: XDDDDD
Her: it's not funny
Her: i was scared
Me: What was going through your mind?
Me: ??
Her: well i thought it was someone else
Me: LOL
Me: Then after I confirmed it was me, what else were you thinking?
Her: 'what a moron'
Me: LOL
Me: I was hoping you were gonna pick it up as a joke
Me: Like -another friend- did
Her: LOL that's why i said you should try masturbating XD
Me: Oh lol
Me: You'd like to see that, would you. JUST LIKE ME IN A MAN THONG (ewww)
Her: you know it
Her: sexy
Me: Hahahaha[/quote]
Lulz ensues! She has said lots of times she thinks I should be a model. And keeps on bringing up how I have to buy a man thong and take a pic of myself and send it to her.
I'll just place this here.
Seems my account was unbanned...
ALSO GOT KING! WOOOT of last page too.
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