• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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marco900 says: so joel I was wondering when you were gonna let me tap DAT ASS? Joel says: rite now come over i like love u for ever :v:
Her: hiya Me: Hey Me: Can I ask you a question? Her: sure Me: When are you gonna let me tap that? Her: ohhh Her: when you want it Her: lmao Me: right now :smug: Her: ohhh damn.. well lets go Me: mkay
Jon9324 says: good i have a question for you taylore. says: yer? Jon9324 says: when can i tap that taylore. says: uh. when swine flu flies. Jon9324 says: it is now lets fuck k? taylore. says: naw giiirl. im raw. from yo mama. Jon9324 says: come onnn taylore. says: i soree. Jon9324 says: can we atleast high five taylore. says: with our hands? Jon9324 says: no with our dicks taylore. says: NEVAH That was a girl, BTW.
[quote=Facebook chat] Joel Hey 11:37pmAli hey hey whats up? 11:37pmJoel Nothing much, just thinking. you? 11:38pmAli sitting in Australia lol whtas up? 11:38pmJoel You already asked that lol 11:38pmAli oh hahahaha right 11:38pmJoel Unless if you mean what I'm thinking about lol 11:39pmAli yeah now i do :{P :P:P 11:39pmJoel lol okay I was wondering when you'll be letting me tap DAT ASS 11:39pmAli looool?!??! what?! 11:39pmJoel lol you heard me LOL I'M KIDDING, GOSH LMFAO 11:41pmAli OMG you scared me!!!!!! 11:41pmJoel HAHAHAHA What was going through your mind? 11:41pmAli what was going through my mind was...whhhhhhaaaa?! 11:41pmJoel XD 11:42pmAli haha i love ya though!!! 11:42pmJoel I've got a few people They shit bricks 11:43pmAli lol what would your reaction have been?! 11:43pmJoel I would have shit bricks 11:43pmAli if i was like hey baby whenever you want 11:45pmAli i would have asked you if your name was Willie B. Hardigen 11:45pmJoel I would play around a bit, then say I'm joking lolwut? 11:45pmAli hahahahah what if i was serious though!?!?!?! 11:46pmJoel I wouldn't go through with it? lol 11:46pmAli hahaha then i would be sad hahah 11:50pmJoel XD 11:50pmAli lol 11:50pmJoel WOULD YOU TAP THIS?! lmfao 11:50pmAli LOL HELLLLZZZ YES 11:51pmJoel Hahahaa, heeelll yeah XD 11:51pmAli hahaha maybezzz im not kidding 11:51pmJoel :O:O 11:52pmAli o.Oo.O 11:52pmJoel Lol 11:52pmAli hehehe 11:54pmJoel :B 11:54pmAli haha i do love you a little bit though 11:54pmJoel lolwut? 11:54pmAli lllooool i <3<3 JOOOEEELLL 11:54pmJoel XD 11:54pmAli heheh[/quote] Oh shi guise
[QUOTE=Floreum;16429576]Oh shi guise[/QUOTE] Dude she wants you.
All the girls that I know I'm either not good enough friends for them to get that I was joking or they're too good friends that they would want to have sex with me and I don't wanna put out right now. :(
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16429854]Dude she wants you.[/QUOTE] He is RIGHT! This girl really really likes you!
[QUOTE=Floreum;16429576]Oh shi guise[/QUOTE] Do it. Go to Australia damn it!
I stopped reading this thread because of omegle stuff. What happened with jake and that one chick? Also Qwerty: Your not a computer nerd, your awesome :D
[QUOTE=Sottalytober;16430367]I stopped reading this thread because of omegle stuff. What happened with jake and that one chick? Also Qwerty: Your not a computer nerd, your awesome :D[/QUOTE] He failed
Just did it. She didn't respond. :devil:
[QUOTE=adametzi;16430373]He failed[/QUOTE] Explanation on how? :P
[QUOTE=Sottalytober;16430402]Explanation on how? :P[/QUOTE] He said she lost track of time or something. I think he was full of shit.
[QUOTE=adametzi;16430421]He said she lost track of time or something. I think he was full of shit.[/QUOTE] So your saying he never got on the cam.
[QUOTE=Sottalytober;16430435]So your saying he never got on the cam.[/QUOTE] Nope, he was just a troll
[QUOTE=adametzi;16430446]Nope, he was just a troll[/QUOTE] K
. . . wow. . . [editline]01:53AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Sottalytober;16430367]Qwerty: Your not a computer nerd, your awesome :D[/QUOTE] i hope so. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16430249]Do it. Go to Australia damn it![/QUOTE] She's vacationing in Australia. She actually lives in my city, used to go to school together.
[QUOTE=Floreum;16430616]She's vacationing in Australia. She actually lives in my city, used to go to school together.[/QUOTE] would you rather wait or go now? You choose. . .
[QUOTE=adametzi;16430421]He said she lost track of time or something. I think he was full of shit.[/QUOTE] He axtually said that her dad 'lost his watch' I don't know what he was trying to get us to imply.
. . . why'd you get another account?
2 second paint shit that wasnt 2 second :[
[03:11:26] Epik Envy says: Hiiii [03:11:37] G&#1072;&#1074;&#1075;&#1110;&#1077;ll&#1077; || says: ohai [03:11:44] Epik Envy says: I have a very serious question for you. [03:11:52] G&#1072;&#1074;&#1075;&#1110;&#1077;ll&#1077; || says: kay [03:11:59] Epik Envy says: When are you gunna let me tap that [03:12:20] G&#1072;&#1074;&#1075;&#1110;&#1077;ll&#1077; || says: How the hell did I know that someone would ask me that question cuz of that thread. [03:12:25] Epik Envy says: FUCK I failed so hard :eng99:
[QUOTE=TY2D2;16430743]He axtually said that her dad 'lost his watch' I don't know what he was trying to get us to imply.[/QUOTE] What about a watch?
I think he was trying to say her dad came back home or something.
[03:13:27] Epik Envy says: Ok [03:13:33] Epik Envy says: Serious question time [03:13:43] Epik Envy says: When am i gunna get DAT AZZ [03:14:16] Molly says: never [03:14:28] Epik Envy says: Damnit.
[QUOTE=TY2D2;16430883]I think he was trying to say her dad came back home or something.[/QUOTE] So...she got busted. Or he was lieing through his teeth
[quote]Me: Hey, I've got a question Her: yup? Me: When are you gonna let me tap that? Her: LOL Her: is this joel??? Me: Yes, why? Her: HAHAHAHA lololol Me: What do ya say? Her: umm.... how good are you Me: Inexperience. XD Her: well why don't you try jacking off............ Me: LMFAO Me: No. Her: then there's your answer Me: I was kidding anyways LMFAO Me: I did it to -other friend- Her: hahahahaha Her: ok good Me: XDDDDD Her: it's not funny Her: i was scared Me: What was going through your mind? Me: ?? Her: well i thought it was someone else Me: LOL Me: Then after I confirmed it was me, what else were you thinking? Her: 'what a moron' Me: LOL Me: I was hoping you were gonna pick it up as a joke Me: Like -another friend- did Her: LOL that's why i said you should try masturbating XD Me: Oh lol Me: You'd like to see that, would you. JUST LIKE ME IN A MAN THONG (ewww) Her: you know it Her: sexy Me: Hahahaha[/quote] Lulz ensues! She has said lots of times she thinks I should be a model. And keeps on bringing up how I have to buy a man thong and take a pic of myself and send it to her.
I'll just place this here.
Seems my account was unbanned... ALSO GOT KING! WOOOT of last page too.
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