• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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Oh come the fu-
Heres the last one of one of my girl friends. . . MSN- Me: Hey! Her: HEY! Me: whats up? Her: OH NUTHIN, YOU? Me: Oh, just the same. Just thinkin bout something. . . Her: WHATS THAT? Me: I was thinkin bout tappin dat ass Her: WHAT? Me: dat ass Her: YOU... WANT TO DO ME? Me: maybe. . . Her: FUCK YOU MAN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS... Me: i am. . . Her: NO, YOU'RE NOT... I GOT TO GO........ Me: okay. . . bye She talks in caps. Had no response after that.
Since it's 12:24AM and my friends are all sleeping I decided to try omegle... Stranger: sexxy boy? You: When can I tap dat? Stranger: whenever you want, just send me a picture and im all over itt(; Stranger: and ill return the favor You: kk. Then I disconnected...
Do we really only have like 35 posts left? :[
[QUOTE=TY2D2;16431132]Do we really only have like 35 posts left? :[[/QUOTE] 34 now :D
Me: let me tap that Her: tap what? me: dat ass Her: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TEXT ME AT 3:31 am you are a fucker Me: I love you Her: fuck you :cawg: I did not know this person, I found the number in a phone book.
hostile how is telling you tell to suck my ballls hostile and how is that being a stereotype and get out get out of where youre moms bed
[QUOTE=Floreum;16430915]Lulz ensues! She has said lots of times she thinks I should be a model. And keeps on bringing up how I have to buy a man thong and take a pic of myself and send it to her.[/QUOTE] Hah.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16431044]Heres the last one of one of my girl friends. . . MSN- Me: Hey! Her: HEY! Me: whats up? Her: OH NUTHIN, YOU? Me: Oh, just the same. Just thinkin bout something. . . Her: WHATS THAT? Me: I was thinkin bout tappin dat ass Her: WHAT? Me: dat ass Her: YOU... WANT TO DO ME? Me: maybe. . . Her: FUCK YOU MAN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS... Me: i am. . . Her: NO, YOU'RE NOT... I GOT TO GO........ Me: okay. . . bye She talks in caps. Had no response after that.[/QUOTE] Nothing of value lost.
[QUOTE=Sanjuaro;16365245]Me: Hey girl. Her: Uh hi Me: Why don't you let me come over there and tap that? Her: O.o Me: Comon baby. You know you want it. :) Her: That's a bit queer. Me: No one has to know. ;) Her: Have fun with that. Me: Don't turn me down now! We haven't even gotten out of our clothes yet! Her: <.< I don't think it works when you're gay. :<[/QUOTE] Seeing as how the "optimistic" icon is a rainbow, I think the ratings made this post even funnier.
[QUOTE=Advancedrock;16431241]hostile how is telling you tell to suck my ballls hostile and how is that being a stereotype and get out get out of where youre moms bed[/QUOTE] :psyboom:
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16431281]Nothing of value lost.[/QUOTE] yeah, only girl friend i have left is my girlfriend. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16431326]yeah, only girl friend i have left is my girlfriend. . .[/QUOTE] Does she talk in caps?
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16431337]Does she talk in caps?[/QUOTE] no. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16431326]yeah, only girl friend i have left is my girlfriend. . .[/QUOTE] Did you meet her in this thread..? Didn't you get lucky at a page here?
[QUOTE=AlexAcronym;16431372]Did you meet her in this thread..? Didn't you get lucky at a page here?[/QUOTE] i didnt meet her in the thread and yes. . .
[03:52:30] Epik Envy says: Heyyyy [03:52:38] Epik Envy says: Can I ask you a very series question [03:52:42] CHACHA TH3 S3X |2APT0R-&#24859;&#12377;&#12427; says: sure [03:52:47] Epik Envy says: When can I tap that [03:52:52] CHACHA TH3 S3X |2APT0R-&#24859;&#12377;&#12427; says: never [03:52:55] Epik Envy says: Why not [03:52:59] CHACHA TH3 S3X |2APT0R-&#24859;&#12377;&#12427; says: because [03:53:04] CHACHA TH3 S3X |2APT0R-&#24859;&#12377;&#12427; says: im playing Halo gtfo [03:53:15] Epik Envy says: Master Chief can watch
Wow this isn't what I expected. - Mike A - says: hey baby - Mike A - says: so when you gonna let me tap that ass? House Representative Alex says: copying dumb meme's from facepunch House Representative Alex says: facepunch sucks House Representative Alex says: join sa plz - Mike A - says: :o
Epik Envy: I have a serious question for you. =(eGO)=&#8482; Angeal: ? Epik Envy: When will you let me tap dat. =(eGO)=&#8482; Angeal: i don't know. Epik Envy: Now ;D? =(eGO)=&#8482; Angeal: Not now, people are here Epik Envy: They can watch. I think she likes me anyway :geno:
Me: Hey Her: hey, how ya been? Me: All good, just been thinking. Her: about what? Me: About when can I tap that ass! Her: joe, i didn't let you the first time, why would i now Me: :( Ya sure? Her: yes Me: Ya sure that you're sure? Her: yes Me: Ya sure that you're sure that you're sure? Her: yes Me: Ya sure that you're sure that you're sure that you're sure? Her: stop it Me: Yes, ma'am :( The best part is, I didn't lose a friend yay!
i wonder if theres gonna be a V2 of this thread.
Imperials aren't you gay anyway
[QUOTE=Imperials ^^;16431502]Me: Hey Her: hey, how ya been? Me: All good, just been thinking. Her: about what? Me: About when can I tap that ass! Her: joe, i didn't let you the first time, why would i now Me: :( Ya sure? Her: yes Me: Ya sure that you're sure? Her: yes Me: Ya sure that you're sure that you're sure? Her: yes Me: Ya sure that you're sure that you're sure that you're sure? Her: stop it Me: Yes, ma'am :( [b]The best part is, I didn't lose a friend yay![/b][/QUOTE] why is it only me? [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-eng99.gif[/img]
[quote]! Dylan says: (5:42:21 PM) also ! Dylan says: (5:42:24 PM) when you turn 18 ! Dylan says: (5:42:39 PM) standard creepiness rule says you can date 16 year olds ! Dylan says: (5:42:43 PM) B() ! Dylan says: (5:42:49 PM) So, when you gonna let me tap that? :V: (*)(L)>>>Lulu<<<(L)(*).... says: (5:43:39 PM) ...oh yeah (*)(L)>>>Lulu<<<(L)(*).... says: (5:43:41 PM) about that (*)(L)>>>Lulu<<<(L)(*).... says: (5:43:47 PM) (RUNNNNNN) (*)(L)>>>Lulu<<<(L)(*).... says: (5:43:49 PM) um (*)(L)>>>Lulu<<<(L)(*).... says: (5:43:51 PM) yeah (*)(L)>>>Lulu<<<(L)(*).... says: (5:43:53 PM) hehe[/quote] [quote]! Dylan says: (5:55:13 PM) what's up? G&#1072;&#1074;&#1075;&#1110;&#1077;ll&#1077; || says: (5:55:26 PM) Nothin ! Dylan says: (5:56:40 PM) so I've been thinking.... ! Dylan says: (5:56:47 PM) When you gonna let me tap dat ass B() G&#1072;&#1074;&#1075;&#1110;&#1077;ll&#1077; || says: (5:56:53 PM) FUCKING DAWG G&#1072;&#1074;&#1075;&#1110;&#1077;ll&#1077; || says: (5:56:57 PM) I ALREADY HAD SOMEONE ASK ME THAT G&#1072;&#1074;&#1075;&#1110;&#1077;ll&#1077; || says: (5:57:02 PM) [quote]Epik Envy says: *Hiiii G&#1072;&#1074;&#1075;&#1110;&#1077;ll&#1077; || says: *ohai Epik Envy says: *I have a very serious question for you. G&#1072;&#1074;&#1075;&#1110;&#1077;ll&#1077; || says: *kay Epik Envy says: *When are you gunna let me tap that G&#1072;&#1074;&#1075;&#1110;&#1077;ll&#1077; || says: *How the hell did I know that someone would ask me that question cuz of that thread. Epik Envy says: *FUCK[/quote] ! Dylan says: (5:57:18 PM) That's a yes then? ! Dylan says: (5:57:23 PM) I'm all for 3somes B() G&#1072;&#1074;&#1075;&#1110;&#1077;ll&#1077; || says: (5:57:52 PM) ... ! Dylan says: (5:58:00 PM) I'll take that as a yes tbh G&#1072;&#1074;&#1075;&#1110;&#1077;ll&#1077; || says: (5:58:37 PM) I know you want me to flip out and go "DUHBSJBFJUSDB" but I'm not going to. ! Dylan says: (5:58:51 PM) I'd prefer you to say yes in all honesty G&#1072;&#1074;&#1075;&#1110;&#1077;ll&#1077; || says: (5:59:16 PM) whut so you can say to facepunch "lol dis gurl on msn sed yes what i do nao" ! Dylan says: (5:59:22 PM) ... ! Dylan says: (5:59:26 PM) Pretty much ! Dylan says: (5:59:36 PM) fuck[/quote] :aaaaa:
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;16431517]Imperials aren't you gay anyway[/QUOTE] Noes.
Me: So when do i get to tap that Her: You dont Me: . . . :C
Eltoc says: DATASS When you gunna let me tap that? Her: YES Eltoc says: Oh.. Her: AND!! I think the slender man is real Too much slenderman.
Ricky: So Ricky: when you gonna let me tap dat? Combine_dumb: now Combine_dumb: go Combine_dumb: quick Ricky: *taps* Ricky: I WIN Combine_dumb: 50 points Ricky: Cha-Ching I think he's a she.
[QUOTE=RJ102;16431732]Ricky: So Ricky: when you gonna let me tap dat? Combine_dumb: now Combine_dumb: go Combine_dumb: quick Ricky: *taps* Ricky: I WIN Combine_dumb: 50 points Ricky: Cha-Ching I think he's a she.[/QUOTE] i am
DOUBLE 50 POINTS :smugdog:
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