Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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Oh come the fu-
Heres the last one of one of my girl friends. . .
MSN-
Me: Hey!
Her: HEY!
Me: whats up?
Her: OH NUTHIN, YOU?
Me: Oh, just the same. Just thinkin bout something. . .
Her: WHATS THAT?
Me: I was thinkin bout tappin dat ass
Her: WHAT?
Me: dat ass
Her: YOU... WANT TO DO ME?
Me: maybe. . .
Her: FUCK YOU MAN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS...
Me: i am. . .
Her: NO, YOU'RE NOT... I GOT TO GO........
Me: okay. . . bye
She talks in caps. Had no response after that.
Since it's 12:24AM and my friends are all sleeping I decided to try omegle...
Stranger: sexxy boy?
You: When can I tap dat?
Stranger: whenever you want, just send me a picture and im all over itt(;
Stranger: and ill return the favor
You: kk.
Then I disconnected...
Do we really only have like 35 posts left? :[
[QUOTE=TY2D2;16431132]Do we really only have like 35 posts left? :[[/QUOTE]
34 now :D
Me: let me tap that
Her: tap what?
me: dat ass
Her: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TEXT ME AT 3:31 am you are a fucker
Me: I love you
Her: fuck you
:cawg:
I did not know this person, I found the number in a phone book.
hostile how is telling you tell to suck my ballls
hostile and how is that being a stereotype and get out get out of where youre moms bed
[QUOTE=Floreum;16430915]Lulz ensues! She has said lots of times she thinks I should be a model. And keeps on bringing up how I have to buy a man thong and take a pic of myself and send it to her.[/QUOTE]
Hah.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16431044]Heres the last one of one of my girl friends. . .
MSN-
Me: Hey!
Her: HEY!
Me: whats up?
Her: OH NUTHIN, YOU?
Me: Oh, just the same. Just thinkin bout something. . .
Her: WHATS THAT?
Me: I was thinkin bout tappin dat ass
Her: WHAT?
Me: dat ass
Her: YOU... WANT TO DO ME?
Me: maybe. . .
Her: FUCK YOU MAN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS...
Me: i am. . .
Her: NO, YOU'RE NOT... I GOT TO GO........
Me: okay. . . bye
She talks in caps. Had no response after that.[/QUOTE]
Nothing of value lost.
[QUOTE=Sanjuaro;16365245]Me: Hey girl.
Her: Uh hi
Me: Why don't you let me come over there and tap that?
Her: O.o
Me: Comon baby. You know you want it. :)
Her: That's a bit queer.
Me: No one has to know. ;)
Her: Have fun with that.
Me: Don't turn me down now! We haven't even gotten out of our clothes yet!
Her: <.<
I don't think it works when you're gay. :<[/QUOTE]
Seeing as how the "optimistic" icon is a rainbow, I think the ratings made this post even funnier.
[QUOTE=Advancedrock;16431241]hostile how is telling you tell to suck my ballls
hostile and how is that being a stereotype and get out get out of where youre moms bed[/QUOTE]
:psyboom:
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16431281]Nothing of value lost.[/QUOTE]
yeah, only girl friend i have left is my girlfriend. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16431326]yeah, only girl friend i have left is my girlfriend. . .[/QUOTE]
Does she talk in caps?
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16431337]Does she talk in caps?[/QUOTE]
no. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16431326]yeah, only girl friend i have left is my girlfriend. . .[/QUOTE]
Did you meet her in this thread..? Didn't you get lucky at a page here?
[QUOTE=AlexAcronym;16431372]Did you meet her in this thread..? Didn't you get lucky at a page here?[/QUOTE]
i didnt meet her in the thread and yes. . .
[03:52:30] Epik Envy says:
Heyyyy
[03:52:38] Epik Envy says:
Can I ask you a very series question
[03:52:42] CHACHA TH3 S3X |2APT0R-愛する says:
sure
[03:52:47] Epik Envy says:
When can I tap that
[03:52:52] CHACHA TH3 S3X |2APT0R-愛する says:
never
[03:52:55] Epik Envy says:
Why not
[03:52:59] CHACHA TH3 S3X |2APT0R-愛する says:
because
[03:53:04] CHACHA TH3 S3X |2APT0R-愛する says:
im playing Halo gtfo
[03:53:15] Epik Envy says:
Master Chief can watch
Wow this isn't what I expected.
- Mike A - says:
hey baby
- Mike A - says:
so when you gonna let me tap that ass?
House Representative Alex says:
copying dumb meme's from facepunch
House Representative Alex says:
facepunch sucks
House Representative Alex says:
join sa plz
- Mike A - says:
:o
Epik Envy: I have a serious question for you.
=(eGO)=™ Angeal: ?
Epik Envy: When will you let me tap dat.
=(eGO)=™ Angeal: i don't know.
Epik Envy: Now ;D?
=(eGO)=™ Angeal: Not now, people are here
Epik Envy: They can watch.
I think she likes me anyway :geno:
Me: Hey
Her: hey, how ya been?
Me: All good, just been thinking.
Her: about what?
Me: About when can I tap that ass!
Her: joe, i didn't let you the first time, why would i now
Me: :( Ya sure?
Her: yes
Me: Ya sure that you're sure?
Her: yes
Me: Ya sure that you're sure that you're sure?
Her: yes
Me: Ya sure that you're sure that you're sure that you're sure?
Her: stop it
Me: Yes, ma'am :(
The best part is, I didn't lose a friend yay!
i wonder if theres gonna be a V2 of this thread.
Imperials aren't you gay anyway
[QUOTE=Imperials ^^;16431502]Me: Hey
Her: hey, how ya been?
Me: All good, just been thinking.
Her: about what?
Me: About when can I tap that ass!
Her: joe, i didn't let you the first time, why would i now
Me: :( Ya sure?
Her: yes
Me: Ya sure that you're sure?
Her: yes
Me: Ya sure that you're sure that you're sure?
Her: yes
Me: Ya sure that you're sure that you're sure that you're sure?
Her: stop it
Me: Yes, ma'am :(
[b]The best part is, I didn't lose a friend yay![/b][/QUOTE]
why is it only me? [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-eng99.gif[/img]
[quote]! Dylan says: (5:42:21 PM)
also
! Dylan says: (5:42:24 PM)
when you turn 18
! Dylan says: (5:42:39 PM)
standard creepiness rule says you can date 16 year olds
! Dylan says: (5:42:43 PM)
B()
! Dylan says: (5:42:49 PM)
So, when you gonna let me tap that? :V:
(*)(L)>>>Lulu<<<(L)(*).... says: (5:43:39 PM)
...oh yeah
(*)(L)>>>Lulu<<<(L)(*).... says: (5:43:41 PM)
about that
(*)(L)>>>Lulu<<<(L)(*).... says: (5:43:47 PM)
(RUNNNNNN)
(*)(L)>>>Lulu<<<(L)(*).... says: (5:43:49 PM)
um
(*)(L)>>>Lulu<<<(L)(*).... says: (5:43:51 PM)
yeah
(*)(L)>>>Lulu<<<(L)(*).... says: (5:43:53 PM)
hehe[/quote]
[quote]! Dylan says: (5:55:13 PM)
what's up?
Gавгіеllе || says: (5:55:26 PM)
Nothin
! Dylan says: (5:56:40 PM)
so I've been thinking....
! Dylan says: (5:56:47 PM)
When you gonna let me tap dat ass B()
Gавгіеllе || says: (5:56:53 PM)
FUCKING DAWG
Gавгіеllе || says: (5:56:57 PM)
I ALREADY HAD SOMEONE ASK ME THAT
Gавгіеllе || says: (5:57:02 PM)
[quote]Epik Envy says:
*Hiiii
Gавгіеllе || says:
*ohai
Epik Envy says:
*I have a very serious question for you.
Gавгіеllе || says:
*kay
Epik Envy says:
*When are you gunna let me tap that
Gавгіеllе || says:
*How the hell did I know that someone would ask me that question cuz of that thread.
Epik Envy says:
*FUCK[/quote]
! Dylan says: (5:57:18 PM)
That's a yes then?
! Dylan says: (5:57:23 PM)
I'm all for 3somes B()
Gавгіеllе || says: (5:57:52 PM)
...
! Dylan says: (5:58:00 PM)
I'll take that as a yes tbh
Gавгіеllе || says: (5:58:37 PM)
I know you want me to flip out and go "DUHBSJBFJUSDB" but I'm not going to.
! Dylan says: (5:58:51 PM)
I'd prefer you to say yes in all honesty
Gавгіеllе || says: (5:59:16 PM)
whut so you can say to facepunch "lol dis gurl on msn sed yes what i do nao"
! Dylan says: (5:59:22 PM)
...
! Dylan says: (5:59:26 PM)
Pretty much
! Dylan says: (5:59:36 PM)
fuck[/quote]
:aaaaa:
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;16431517]Imperials aren't you gay anyway[/QUOTE]
Noes.
Me: So when do i get to tap that
Her: You dont
Me: . . .
:C
Eltoc says:
DATASS
When you gunna let me tap that?
Her:
YES
Eltoc says:
Oh..
Her:
AND!! I think the slender man is real
Too much slenderman.
Ricky: So
Ricky: when you gonna let me tap dat?
Combine_dumb: now
Combine_dumb: go
Combine_dumb: quick
Ricky: *taps*
Ricky: I WIN
Combine_dumb: 50 points
Ricky: Cha-Ching
I think he's a she.
[QUOTE=RJ102;16431732]Ricky: So
Ricky: when you gonna let me tap dat?
Combine_dumb: now
Combine_dumb: go
Combine_dumb: quick
Ricky: *taps*
Ricky: I WIN
Combine_dumb: 50 points
Ricky: Cha-Ching
I think he's a she.[/QUOTE]
i am
DOUBLE 50 POINTS :smugdog:
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