• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384664]She meant everything to me. I hate you Facepunch. Sam (10:46:34 PM): Dont even try to act like you dont know! Me (10:46:41 PM): what do you mean? Sam (10:47:01 PM): Your a total sex addict! Dude im Christian! [/QUOTE] Nothing of value was lost, if you don't mind my saying so.
Why bother texting it when I cn just ask her straight to her face. me: Hey Catie, you know what they say about big feet right? (I wear size 16's) Catie: Big socks? Long toes? me: I like where this is going... Catie: HAHHA yeah you always like where it goes me: Yes. Catie: So, since we are using overt innuendo, this may lead to pregnancy. me: haha yeah but there are techniques that help avoid that, as well as proper equipment Catie: oh you mean pulling out or using a condom? me: hey we are supposed to use innuendo. That was too obvious. We are co-workers, so we gotta keep this on the D.L., aight? Catie: Yeah, we always keep it "down low" me: Ok, all this innuendo is starting to make me believe that I already tapped dat. Catie: that's because you did. fin.
After doing this I got a random text from someone calling me a pervert. Unknown number D:?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16412743]he probably is. . . [editline]05:50AM[/editline] another one Me: hay Her: yo g, whats up? Me: umm okay. Well, im just thinking about something Her: oh, i see Me: wanna know what it is? Her: sure Me: Well, i was thinkin bout tappin dat ass Her: and there goes another pervert on my blocked list Me: awww, why you gotta be like that[/QUOTE] This thread is making people lose female friends.
[QUOTE=xZippy;16431870]This thread is making people lose female friends.[/QUOTE] IT ALREADY DID. At least, for me it did. . .
I would do this, but I only have 3 friends that are girls phone numbers, I don't want to risk it.
[QUOTE=almightyone;16431973]I would do this, but I only have 3 friends that are girls phone numbers, I don't want to risk it.[/QUOTE] take the risk. . . two more posts left?
One is my neighbor, One I am about to ask out, and the other one has a really buff boyfriend. god help me.
[QUOTE=almightyone;16432051]One is my neighbor, One I am about to ask out, and the other one has a really buff boyfriend. god help me.[/QUOTE] take the one you are about to ask out! Take a bullet! TAKE IT! [editline]03:47AM[/editline] 2000 posts. . .
It will make qwerty feel slightly less foolish. [editline]03:48AM[/editline] also did I totally jsut get it again :D?
But I am so uneasy about it I don't want to fuck up my chances.
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