Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384664]She meant everything to me. I hate you Facepunch.
Sam (10:46:34 PM): Dont even try to act like you dont know!
Me (10:46:41 PM): what do you mean?
Sam (10:47:01 PM): Your a total sex addict! Dude im Christian!
[/QUOTE]
Nothing of value was lost, if you don't mind my saying so.
Why bother texting it when I cn just ask her straight to her face.
me: Hey Catie, you know what they say about big feet right? (I wear size 16's)
Catie: Big socks? Long toes?
me: I like where this is going...
Catie: HAHHA yeah you always like where it goes
me: Yes.
Catie: So, since we are using overt innuendo, this may lead to pregnancy.
me: haha yeah but there are techniques that help avoid that, as well as proper equipment
Catie: oh you mean pulling out or using a condom?
me: hey we are supposed to use innuendo. That was too obvious. We are co-workers, so we gotta keep this on the D.L., aight?
Catie: Yeah, we always keep it "down low"
me: Ok, all this innuendo is starting to make me believe that I already tapped dat.
Catie: that's because you did.
fin.
After doing this I got a random text from someone calling me a pervert. Unknown number D:?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16412743]he probably is. . .
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another one
Me: hay
Her: yo g, whats up?
Me: umm okay. Well, im just thinking about something
Her: oh, i see
Me: wanna know what it is?
Her: sure
Me: Well, i was thinkin bout tappin dat ass
Her: and there goes another pervert on my blocked list
Me: awww, why you gotta be like that[/QUOTE]
This thread is making people lose female friends.
[QUOTE=xZippy;16431870]This thread is making people lose female friends.[/QUOTE]
IT ALREADY DID. At least, for me it did. . .
I would do this, but I only have 3 friends that are girls phone numbers, I don't want to risk it.
[QUOTE=almightyone;16431973]I would do this, but I only have 3 friends that are girls phone numbers, I don't want to risk it.[/QUOTE]
take the risk. . .
two more posts left?
One is my neighbor, One I am about to ask out, and the other one has a really buff boyfriend. god help me.
[QUOTE=almightyone;16432051]One is my neighbor, One I am about to ask out, and the other one has a really buff boyfriend. god help me.[/QUOTE]
take the one you are about to ask out! Take a bullet!
TAKE IT!
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2000 posts. . .
It will make qwerty feel slightly less foolish.
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also did I totally jsut get it again :D?
But I am so uneasy about it I don't want to fuck up my chances.
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