Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16371544]Holy shit I think I know her.
Is her name Kelsy?[/QUOTE]
LOL holy fuck, dude. You made my heart sink into my stomach for a second. That's not her name. hahaha
[QUOTE=DoctorYellow;16371568]are you a professional asshole or something?[/QUOTE]
he's got a card and everything. He's legit.
[QUOTE=DoctorYellow;16371568]are you a professional asshole or something?[/QUOTE]
lovely way of putting it. :v:
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371576]LOL holy fuck, dude. You made my heart sink into my stomach for a second. That's not her name. hahaha[/QUOTE]
Does she at least go to a Catholic school, I can't remember her name.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16371609]Does she at least go to a Catholic school, I can't remember her name.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure she didn't. You live in Philly too?
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;16367079]Me: Hey babe
Her: *my name here* It's been a while how are you?
Me: Pretty good what are you up to
Her: NM Just doing my nails.
Me: That's nice, can I ask you something?
Her: Mhmm.
Me: Can I tap that ass?
Her: *my name here* You have wanted to do that since day one, even when I started dating *dudes name here*
Me: Is that a problem?
Her: Not really I find it kind of flirty
Me: Well that's me isn't it
Her: Yup, and BTW in your dreams.
Me: My dream is tonight, so I'll pick you up around 9?
Her: ......[/QUOTE]
good response at the end there
And see the best part is, after I text some of these girls "as my roommate", I can text them myself and be like "FYI: Chris has been kinda obsessing over you lately" and then they'll be all "OH MY GAWD HE JUST SAID HE WANTED TO FUCK ME" and then I'd have twice the conversation to post on here!
Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Say what.
[QUOTE=Davers!;16371663]And see the best part is, after I text some of these girls "as my roommate", I can text them myself and be like "FYI: Chris has been kinda obsessing over you lately" and then they'll be all "OH MY GAWD HE JUST SAID HE WANTED TO FUCK ME" and then I'd have twice the conversation to post on here![/QUOTE]
. . . Yep, he's legit.
[QUOTE=Davers!;16371663]And see the best part is, after I text some of these girls "as my roommate", I can text them myself and be like "FYI: Chris has been kinda obsessing over you lately" and then they'll be all "OH MY GAWD HE JUST SAID HE WANTED TO FUCK ME" and then I'd have twice the conversation to post on here![/QUOTE]
That would suuuck. I'm sure it would be funny as hell though! But then reality would strike and it would suuucckkk.
Most of the girls in my contacts are like 13 and probably call the police on me
brb
Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that.
Her: Say what.
Me: That.
Her: I'm soon gonna go and eat a kebab.
[QUOTE=Robbobin;16371704]Most of the girls in my contacts are like 13 and probably call the police on me
brb[/QUOTE]
Why's that . . .? Just curious.
[QUOTE=Shoopiwoop;16371713]Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that.
Her: Say what.
Me: That.
Her: I'm soon gonna go and eat a kebab.[/QUOTE]
Tell her she can come over and eat your kebab.
[QUOTE=Davers!;16371728]Tell her she can come over and eat your kebab.[/QUOTE]
Ok, here is it again just longer.
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that.
Her: Say what.
Me: That.
Her: I'm soon gonna eat a kebab.
Me: You lucky fuck.
Her: Indeed.
She's also buying me a pirate/captain hat from greece.
Alright I got on the ball and texted one of my friends.
Me: So you have to keep this conversation confidential.
Her: Wtf are u talking about
Me: This is top secret! I need to ask you a very serious question but you can't tell anyone. Promise?
Her: Okay, lol. What do u want?
Me: I was wondering when I could tap that.
Her: WTF? Arent u stil going out with [name omitted]?
Me: Yeah but she won't mind.
Her: But she's my best friend.
Me: That makes the threesome all the better.
Her: Okay pick me up tonight at 10.
:biggrin:
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371719]Why's that . . .? Just curious.[/QUOTE]
You know what? I honestly don't know.
One of them added me 3 or 4 years ago, somehow... then it just snowballs from there and they all give their friends my address.
Now about 2/3 of my contacts are 14 or younger. I'd be a bloody amazing paedophile; a lot of them seem to be all over me. :/
But I'm not so it's okay :buddy:
Off Topic:
I thought the title was "Hilary Ensures".
This thread ensures hilarity.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371795]This thread ensures hilarity.[/QUOTE]
and i believe it does.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16371808]and i believe it does.[/QUOTE]
When people aren't texting guys.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16371558]he said he wouldnt do that to her and she got offended because she thinks he isnt into her and she didnt take it well. . . i guess. . .[/QUOTE]
you know, i'm not even sure what happened. :geno:
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371644]I'm pretty sure she didn't. You live in Philly too?[/QUOTE]
Yeah.
What town?
I don't know any girls
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371865]What town?[/QUOTE]
...
Philadelphia...
(Unless you mean what neighborhood, then I live near Fox Chase,)
MSN again:
Me: Hey there
Her: whats up?
Me: Well, i just wanted to ask you something. . .
Her: Go for it
Me: Can i tap dat ass?
Her: umm what?
Me: Can i tap dat ass?
Her: Idk. . .
Me: Yes or no
Her: Well. . . no actually. You are a friend, and i cant let you tap my ass. . .
Me: Damn. . .
Her: Sorry :(
. . .
[b]EDIT[/b]
[QUOTE=AutomataReturns;16371821]When people aren't texting guys.[/QUOTE]
yeah. . .
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16371882]...
Philadelphia...
(Unless you mean what neighborhood, then I live near Fox Chase,)[/QUOTE]
Oh shit. I had a brain fart. I think that's what I meant. :)
[QUOTE=Kentz;16371875]I don't know any girls[/QUOTE]
I hang out with like 2 girls at school.
I mean, I have guy friends too, it's just that I think girls are more reliable.. for some reason.
Or maybe I want to get in their pants, idk.
(not really)
Oh wait. I don't even remember if it's Philly or just Pennsylvania now. Hmm.
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