Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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Me: When you gonna let me tap dat
Him: Wtf? I'm a guy FAG
Me: ....
Me: still
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16371886]MSN again:
Me: Hey there
Her: whats up?
Me: Well, i just wanted to ask you something. . .
Her: Go for it
Me: Can i tap dat ass?
Her: umm what?
Me: Can i tap dat ass?
Her: Idk. . .
Me: Yes or no
Her: Well. . . no actually. You are a friend, and i cant let you tap my ass. . .
Me: Damn. . .
Her: Sorry :(
. . .
[b]EDIT[/b]
yeah. . .[/QUOTE]
You came on too strong there. You gotta leave the "dat ass" part out unless she says "tap what", remember?
Interesting. I never got around to figuring out what neighborhood I live in, I just went by "Near Foxchase".
I apparently live in Oxford Circle.
Me:
*So
*So when am I going to get to tap dat?
Her:
*you waa
Me:
*DAT ASSSSSSS
Her:
*:O NEVER
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371938]You came on too strong there. You gotta leave the "dat ass" part out unless she says "tap what", remember?[/QUOTE]
. . . i forgot after a few times of being rejected. . .
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16371942]Interesting. I never got around to figuring out what neighborhood I live in, I just went by "Near Foxchase".
I apparently live in Oxford Circle.[/QUOTE]
I still don't understand. You guys have neighborhood names within the city?
Lazore sier:
So when do i get to tap that?
Milk after all sier:
Ta what
tap*
Lazore sier:
That
Milk after all sier:
whenever you want
iGuess
Lazore sier:
:D
Milk after all sier:
:D:D
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371977]I still don't understand. You guys have neighborhood names within the city?[/QUOTE]
Yeah.
Well, for starters, we have Center City, South, Southwest, West, University, Northwest, North, and Northeast.
And each of those are divided into multiple neighboorhoods, but those are the main areas of Philadelphia.
I live in Northeast.
Northeast also happens to be home of the best Cheesesteak place, Steve's.
[editline]11:25AM[/editline]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Philadelphia_neighborhoods[/url]
Me: Hey can I tap that ass tonight?
Her: Tonight?
Me: Yeah why not
Her: Ok I guess.
Me: My place?
Her: Ok
she's my girlfriend.
[QUOTE=kRoKz;16372106]Me: Hey can I tap that ass tonight?
Her: Tonight?
Me: Yeah why not
Her: Ok I guess.
Me: My place?
Her: Ok
she's my girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
oh you.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16371977]I still don't understand. You guys have neighborhood names within the city?[/QUOTE]
Yeah...haven't you ever been to a big city?
Yeah, I had the wrong city in mind. haha
[editline]03:33PM[/editline]
Well I live near Los Angeles but I don't know of it being sectioned off with different official neighborhood names
Me:
When your gonna let me tap that?
Him:
xD
me:
no, seriously?
Him:
8 o clock?
Me:
your place?
Me:
cool broh
Him:
ya man shure thin
Too bad hes not girl :downs:
-snip-
pretty long.
[quote]
Me:
can i tap that
her:
wat?
Me:
can i tap that
her:
i dow geddit
me:
that ass, can i tap it
her:
huh?
Me:
can i tap that ass
her:
?????????
me:
CAN
I
TAP
THAT
ASS
her:
?
me:
are you gonna let me tap that ass or not
her:
say it in a way i will understand
me:
ok
caaaaaaaaaaan
iiiiiiiiiiiii
taaaaaaaaaaap
thaaat
assssssssss
her:
????????????????
me:
CAN I TAP THAT FUCKING ASS
her:
huh?
me:
...
her:
i really dont know wat u on bout
me:
its not hard to understand
her:
wat isnt
me:
can i tap that ass
her:
wat ass
me:
yours
her:
wat bout it
me:
can i tap it
her:
no
me:
why
her:
cos
me:
why
her:
cos i sed u cnt
me:
ill do it when you sleep
her:
u dunno where i live
me:
in a house
why cant i tap it
her:
yh but which 1
me:
the left cheek
her:
i was on bout the house u dumshit
me:
can i tap it
her:
no
me:
fine fuck this[/quote]
:saddowns:
why did i ever go out with this :downs: blonde
[QUOTE=HairyArmpit;16372830]pretty long.
:saddowns:
why did i ever go out with this :downs: blonde[/QUOTE]
cause of her :butt:
Me: So when are you going to let me tap that?
Her: Never.
Me: Shut up and kiss me.
Her: I have a boyfriend.
Me: No you don't.
This was about half way through the conversation on MSN.
Her: So anyway, Wuu2?
Me: ..Wondering when i can tap that ass.
Her: Oh anytime baby.
Me: When should i pick you up?
Her: Whatever, Whenever ;)
Me: Awesome :3
Her: Did i tell you about the time someone threw an apple at my head?
Me: ...
Gosh teenage girls these days..[img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-frog.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Hav0k;16373693]This was about half way through the convorsation on MSN.
Her: So anyway, Wuu2?
Me: ..Wondering when i can tap that ass.
Her: Oh anytime baby.
Me: When should i pick you up?
Her: Whatever, Whenever ;)
Me: Awesome :3
Her: Did i tell you about the time someone threw an apple at my head?
Me: ...
Gosh teenage girls these days..[img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-frog.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Silence, I want to know the story!
Mine! :D
me: Yo *name* I got a question for you
her: yess *my name*
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her: whenever *my name*
her: whenever you want *my name*
me: SCORREEE :D
her: hah :)
me: yeaaah!
next one.
(this was at 4am mind you.)
Me: Hey whats up? I gotta question for youuuu.
her: Whats that?
me: when am i gonna get to tap that?
her: never
me: okay i don't think your thinking straight cause i really think that you wanna have sex. i'll ask you again when it isn't 4am, okay?
her: good idea.
Last one.
Me: Hey *her name* when am i gonna get to tap that?
her: whenever you want
me: K coming over
her: kay!
Now you should actually go over to get bonus points.
Since I don't text...or can't..
I used omegle.
[quote]Stranger: hey
You: Hey
You: Question!
Stranger: shoot
You: Can I tap that?
Stranger: sure
You: Awesome. When?
Stranger: how about now?
You: oh shit. address?
Stranger: switzerland, europe
Stranger: how far are you out?
You: Very.
You: That's okay though. I'm not gay anyways.
Stranger: how do you know i'm a guy?
You: Because if you were a girl then the internets would of sploded.
Stranger: i beat the internet
Stranger: the end guy was hard
You: THIS ISN'T SOME BOSS FIGHT.
You: WHEN CAN I TAP DAT ASSSSSS!!
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: my roomie is freaking out on the phone
Stranger: which freaks me out
You: Because your roomie isn't tapping dat ass?
Stranger: i guess she got her ass tapped by the wrong guy or something
You: She? So you guys are lesbians? :O
Stranger: no, i'm a guy
You: Oh...
You: So you guys are lesbians? :D
Stranger: totally
Stranger: making out every night
You: So when can I tap both asses?
You: Be like Ass Tapping threesome
Stranger: you gotta come over for that
You: Tip: It's not gay unless balls touch
Stranger: how about if she has both cocks in her mouth at the same time?
Stranger: is that gay?
You: Nope unless the balls touch.
Stranger: so you gotta pay attention while having a dp
You: Actually I should ask...ages?
Stranger: unless you wanna be gay
Stranger: 24
You: and her?
Stranger: 24 aswell
You: And i'm 19.....so it's legal! :D
Stranger: oh
Stranger: we're about to get a visitor i think
Stranger: female aswell
You: SHIT 4SOME
You: Just wait till I post this on facepunch
Stranger: what's facepunch?
You: A forum. Theres a thread where people are texting people asking them if they can tap dat ass for a reaction.
You: I can't text so I am using Omegle.
You: So before I post this
You: Anything you want to say to the community?
You: Anything?
Stranger: sorry, i'm back
Stranger: i was cleaning up a little so i'm not totally embarassed when that other girl comes around
Stranger: hi community
You: Yeah don't want sperm all over the place.
Stranger: exactly man !
You: Facepunch is the opposite...they see a girl they squirt it right in the girls face then asks them if they want some tea.
Stranger: that's a nice way to start a conversation
Stranger: i'm sure they are very successful in dating
You: Very.[/quote]
God I'd love to try this, but all of my girl friends are swedes, and they'll go " wtf omfg fag " if I speak english with them.
[QUOTE=Kidd;16374677]Since I don't text...or can't..
I used omegle.[/QUOTE]
so ronery
[QUOTE=hottshot3312;16374566]Mine! :D
me: Yo *name* I got a question for you
her: yess *my name*
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her: whenever *my name*
her: whenever you want *my name*
me: SCORREEE :D
her: hah :)
me: yeaaah!
next one.
(this was at 4am mind you.)
Me: Hey whats up? I gotta question for youuuu.
her: Whats that?
me: when am i gonna get to tap that?
her: never
me: okay i don't think your thinking straight cause i really think that you wanna have sex. i'll ask you again when it isn't 4am, okay?
her: good idea.
Last one.
Me: Hey *her name* when am i gonna get to tap that?
her: whenever you want
me: K coming over
her: kay![/QUOTE]
Actually, come over to their houses, if they say " I was joking " or something like that, say " I know, I'm just here for bonus points ".
Me: What's up?
Her: Not much you?
Me: well.. soo...
Me: When I get to tap dat ass?
Her: When does school start?
Me: what? sep 1st
Her: oh ok.
IT'S LIKE WHAT I SAID NEVER EXISTED. /0
Me: Hey hottie
Her: Hey !
Me: I want to ask you something
Her: Okay?
Me: When can I tap dat ass
Her: Well if youre willing to try me again, come over to my house. ;)
Me: Aww yee, I scored me a hot ex-girlfriend
Her: I'll be expecting you. ;)
She is actually my ex, and she is actually hot an I will be going over there in a bit to have some fun.
This was to my best friend's girlfriend:
me: Hey
her: hey
me: Can I tap that?
her: tap wot
me: Dat Ass.
her: omg *my name* i go out with *My Best friend's name*
me: He doesn't need to know.
her: rly? well... i guess u can then if he wont find out ;)
:smug:
The cruel thing is, that none of you guys are going to get laid, despite them saying yes. Girls are such teases.
Couldn't think of anyone to text so i used omegle:
Stranger: Hello, I'm Sofia ^^
You: Hey, I'm Jake ^^
Stranger: How's your day going ?
You: Great, now that i finally get to talk to someone that isn't yelling at me!!
Stranger: I know right, their are some real bastards on here.
Haha, But I guess that's the fun of it all !
You: Yeah!
You: So when do i get to tap dat ass?
Stranger: You my friend, Are one fo those bastards
Stranger: Haha.
You: I'm no bastard lol
You: There's a thread on FacePunch where we have to ask a girl/friend if we can tap dat ass
Stranger: Are you one of those 30 year old virgins who come on here to see tits ?
Stranger: Hahah, wtf is that ?
You: What? No, i'm just trying to get bonus points
Stranger: Lmfao, Oh.
You: So, can i tap dat ass?
Stranger: Sure.
You: Epic win
Stranger: Haha.
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