Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;16376405]Couldn't think of anyone to text so i used omegle:
Stranger: Hello, I'm Sofia ^^
You: Hey, I'm Jake ^^
Stranger: How's your day going ?
You: Great, now that i finally get to talk to someone that isn't yelling at me!!
Stranger: I know right, their are some real bastards on here.
Haha, But I guess that's the fun of it all !
You: Yeah!
You: So when do i get to tap dat ass?
Stranger: You my friend, Are one fo those bastards
Stranger: Haha.
You: I'm no bastard lol
You: There's a thread on FacePunch where we have to ask a girl/friend if we can tap dat ass
Stranger: Are you one of those 30 year old virgins who come on here to see tits ?
Stranger: Hahah, wtf is that ?
You: What? No, i'm just trying to get bonus points
Stranger: Lmfao, Oh.
You: So, can i tap dat ass?
Stranger: Sure.
You: Epic win
Stranger: Haha.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;16376405]Couldn't think of anyone to text so i used omegle:
Stranger: Hello, I'm Sofia ^^
You: Hey, I'm Jake ^^
Stranger: How's your day going ?
You: Great, now that i finally get to talk to someone that isn't yelling at me!!
Stranger: I know right, their are some real bastards on here.
Haha, But I guess that's the fun of it all !
You: Yeah!
You: So when do i get to tap dat ass?
Stranger: You my friend, Are one fo those bastards
Stranger: Haha.
You: I'm no bastard lol
You: There's a thread on FacePunch where we have to ask a girl/friend if we can tap dat ass
Stranger: Are you one of those 30 year old virgins who come on here to see tits ?
Stranger: Hahah, wtf is that ?
You: What? No, i'm just trying to get bonus points
Stranger: Lmfao, Oh.
You: So, can i tap dat ass?
Stranger: Sure.
You: Epic win
Stranger: Haha.[/QUOTE]
You ruined it by saying epic win.
[quote]Mel Gibson says:
I got a question
IM NOT A FAN...BUT THE KIDS LIKE IT <3 says:
ok?
Mel Gibson says:
when you gonna let me tap that
IM NOT A FAN...BUT THE KIDS LIKE IT <3 says:
whuut?
wtf lol
Mel Gibson says:
that ass
give me a time and place
IM NOT A FAN...BUT THE KIDS LIKE IT <3 says:
now..my place
Mel Gibson says:
K brt
IM NOT A FAN...BUT THE KIDS LIKE IT <3 says:
k[/quote]
vereh nahce
[quote]Mel Gibson says:
rachel
[rachel] says:
yes?
Mel Gibson says:
I got a question, on behalf of the internet
[rachel] says:
mk
Mel Gibson says:
when you gonna let me tap that
[rachel] says:
LOL
that is the most random question.
Mel Gibson says:
*points to watch* time is of the essence
[rachel] says:
hm. when piggies fall from the sky?
Mel Gibson says:
cool so I'll pick you up arooouuuund 9?
[rachel] says:
lol. k
Mel Gibson says:
k
[/quote]
Me:
*CHLOE
*WHEN AM I GOING TO GET TO TAP THAT?
Her:
*HELLO
*HELLO
*WHAT
*TAP
Me:
*DAT ASSSSSSS
Her:
*WHAT
*today.
*right now/
Me:
*YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Joh (ಠ_ಠ) säger:
so when are you going to let me tap that ass?
Jenny säger:
mm anytime you want
for example right now babe
Joh (ಠ_ಠ) säger:
yey
Me: When you gonna lemme tap that ass?
Her: Josh, you *blah blah blah*. No. I'm single now and mad at the world. Am I talking retarded, yes. Am I still mad at the world, yes.
Me: K...
Her: Meow.
Uhhh...
I was actually a fucking man and used a phone.
Me: Hey gurl
Her: Yeah what is it?
Me: Oh, just calling if you'd let me tap that ass
Her: <moment of awkward silence> Okay
Me: Woah, seriously?
Her: Yeah
Me: Oh, okay
Brb, going to her
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16376753]Me: When you gonna lemme tap that ass?
Her: Josh, you *blah blah blah*. No. I'm single now and mad at the world. Am I talking retarded, yes. Am I still mad at the world, yes.
Me: K...
Her: Meow.
Uhhh...[/QUOTE]
wat
[QUOTE=Spartan117;16376865]wat[/QUOTE]
I don't question it anymore. :v:
Me: Yo
Her: yo
Me: So, when are you gonna let me hit that?
Her: Excuuse me?
Me: I said, WHEN. ARE. YOU. GONNA. LET. ME. TEAR. UP. YOUR. KOOCH?!
Her: Never
Me: RAAAAAGE!
The second one wasn't so resistant:
Me: Hey *Bleep*
Her: Heyyy
Me: I'm horney, when can i bust your hymen?
Her: lol
Me: No I'm serious
Her: I know you *Bleep*, and you wouldn't ask me something like that
Me: Well why am I asking it now. Cut the hen pecking, do you want my pork roast or what?
Her: lol, okay come over in an hour
Me: Fuck you you're lying
Her: ...On my back
I'M GOING THE DISTANCE!!!
This thread makes me lol and sad at the same time. It's quite an achievement.
[QUOTE=The Question;16377133]Me: Yo
Her: yo
Me: So, when are you gonna let me hit that?
Her: Excuuse me?
Me: I said, WHEN. ARE. YOU. GONNA. LET. ME. TEAR. UP. YOUR. KOOCH?!
Her: Never
Me: RAAAAAGE!
The second one wasn't so resistant:
Me: Hey *Bleep*
Her: Heyyy
Me: I'm horney, when can i bust your hymen?
Her: lol
Me: No I'm serious
Her: I know you *Bleep*, and you wouldn't ask me something like that
Me: Well why am I asking it now. Cut the hen pecking, do you want my pork roast or what?
Her: lol, okay come over in an hour
Me: Fuck you you're lying
Her: ...On my back
I'M GOING THE DISTANCE!!![/QUOTE]
He's going for speed...
I love this thread.
Me: im gunna ask u a question...
Me: wen r u gunna let me tap that?
Her: errr what?
Me: wen r u gunna let me tap that?
Her: -.-
Me: that ass
Her: -.-
Me: u got nothin else to say?
Her: LOL :)
Me: is that it?
Her: ummmm YEA:)
Me: the internet wont be verry happy with u....
[QUOTE=Wiggles;16376433]You ruined it by saying epic win.[/QUOTE]
You: Hey can i tap dat?
Stranger: yes ocourse
Stranger: ofcourse*
You: Haha bonus points for me
You: again.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Happy now?
:20bux: say that 7 of 10 are faked
[quote=applecrap;16377747]he's going for speed...[/quote]
she's all alone
[quote]John Repp (ಠ_ಠ) says:
*Hey
Her:
*hey there
John Repp (ಠ_ಠ) says:
*When will you let me tap that?
Her:
*tap what?
John Repp (ಠ_ಠ) says:
*Dat ass
*[url]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/inherentatrophy/Dat_ass.jpg[/url]
Her:
*Ok, but we just know each other for like 3 months
John Repp (ಠ_ಠ) says:
*More the reason to know me
Her:
*True.....I was only kidding right?
John Repp (ಠ_ಠ) says:
*:([/quote]
Damn......
Me: im gunna ask u a question.....
Her: okaaii:):L
Me: when r u gunna let me tap that?
Her: whaaat:L
Me: when r u gunna let me tap that?
Her: what are you going on about joe :L
Me: that ass
Me: when r u gunna let me tap it?
Her: whos ass :L?
Me: ur ass
Her: when am i gunna let you touch my arse :S:L
Me: when r u gunna let me tap that?
Her: SHHHHHHHH:L::
Her: i dont get you
Her: your winding me upp
Me: so is this a yes or no?
Her:your asking when? though
Me: ok so wen?
Her:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dont know what your talking about
Her: what do your mean by tap that
Me: gah i giv up
I couldnt resist. it made for an awkward conversation
Me: Heyyy
Her: Heeyyy whats up
Me: Thinking about tapping that.
Her: Tapping what?
Me: Your ass
Her: wtf how do you plan on doing that?
Me: girls can have sex with other girls you know
Her: hell no im not a lesbo
Me: Its Okay nobody has to know our secret
Her: omg leave me alone
Me: but i secretly love you
~no response~
[22:54:14] Me: So when are you going to let me tap that?
[22:54:19] C: o i c
[22:54:21] C: lol
[22:54:29] C: tap what? I told u my mom isn't into you
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :bang:
[QUOTE=1001puppys;16378626]I couldnt resist. it made for an awkward conversation
Me: Heyyy
Her: Heeyyy whats up
Me: Thinking about tapping that.
Her: Tapping what?
Me: Your ass
Her: wtf how do you plan on doing that?
Me: girls can have sex with other girls you know
Her: hell no im not a lesbo
Me: Its Okay nobody has to know our secret
Her: omg leave me alone
Me: but i secretly love you
~no response~[/QUOTE]
Hawwwttt.
Brady says:
So when are you gonna let me tap that? :smug:
brittany w says:
LMAAAAAAAAAO
Brady says:
ANSWER THE QUESTION
So I can copy down the results
brittany w says:
i have no answer
Brady / says:
I see how it is. :frown:
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Me : So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Tyler : Huhwhat
Me : You heard me.
_________________________________
Me : So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her : um what?
Her: Please be talking about a beer keg
Me : dat ass
Her : lol you crazy boy you
__________________________________
Me : So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her : Who's tapping what? O.o
Me : Me tapping you.
Her : Lol. Maybe some other time...
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Me : So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her : Shouldn't you be asking [NAME WITHHELD] that question? plus you'd never want that dear.
just cause she thinks shes fat. :gonk:
Me: Hi
Her: hi
what do you want?
Me: to ask for sex
Her: shaddap
Me: please
:(
Her: liar
Me: what
Her: shut up
Me: whyy? :(
Her: youre a liar, number one
Me: about what
Her: and even if you DID want to, i have a boyfriend
Me:he doesn't need to know!
Her:...
Me: ;)
Her:no
not;)
Me:whyy
Her:BECAUSE
Me:WHY
Her:because i said so
Me:that isn't good enough, and you know it
Her: i know
i hate when people say that
Me:so why not sex
Her:how old are you anyway!?
Me:15
Her:mmhm.
Me:so is that a yes
Her: no
Me:whyy
Her: im a virgin, theres no way im losing it to someone im not close with
Me: we can get close...:)
Her: hardy har har
brb
Me: k
Her: kay
Me: hi
so why can't we get close?
Her: because
i said so [:
Me: ]:
Her: you dont want to anyway
Me:yes i doo!
Her: think of your sex fantasy. everything you want, thats not mw
*me
Me: well
hmm
it actually is
~~5 mins later~~
Me: So what do you sayyy?
Her: i say no
i have to go now
bye
Me: :(
ok bye
This thread is gold
[QUOTE=Advancedrock;16379154]Me: well
hmm
it actually is[/QUOTE]
haha
Wtf, that wasn't even funny, that was a pure act of desperation.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16371585]he's got a card and everything. He's legit.[/QUOTE]
Fuck you.
I laughed so hard I broke 3 legs from my office chair.
:crying:
[QUOTE=Shoopiwoop;16371741]Ok, here is it again just longer.
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that.
Her: Say what.
Me: That.
Her: I'm soon gonna eat a kebab.
Me: You lucky fuck.
Her: Indeed.
[B]
She's also buying me a pirate/captain hat from greece.[/B][/QUOTE]
Since when is Greece the official pirate/captain country? :P
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