• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;16376405]Couldn't think of anyone to text so i used omegle: Stranger: Hello, I'm Sofia ^^ You: Hey, I'm Jake ^^ Stranger: How's your day going ? You: Great, now that i finally get to talk to someone that isn't yelling at me!! Stranger: I know right, their are some real bastards on here. Haha, But I guess that's the fun of it all ! You: Yeah! You: So when do i get to tap dat ass? Stranger: You my friend, Are one fo those bastards Stranger: Haha. You: I'm no bastard lol You: There's a thread on FacePunch where we have to ask a girl/friend if we can tap dat ass Stranger: Are you one of those 30 year old virgins who come on here to see tits ? Stranger: Hahah, wtf is that ? You: What? No, i'm just trying to get bonus points Stranger: Lmfao, Oh. You: So, can i tap dat ass? Stranger: Sure. You: Epic win Stranger: Haha.[/QUOTE] Another ronery person
[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;16376405]Couldn't think of anyone to text so i used omegle: Stranger: Hello, I'm Sofia ^^ You: Hey, I'm Jake ^^ Stranger: How's your day going ? You: Great, now that i finally get to talk to someone that isn't yelling at me!! Stranger: I know right, their are some real bastards on here. Haha, But I guess that's the fun of it all ! You: Yeah! You: So when do i get to tap dat ass? Stranger: You my friend, Are one fo those bastards Stranger: Haha. You: I'm no bastard lol You: There's a thread on FacePunch where we have to ask a girl/friend if we can tap dat ass Stranger: Are you one of those 30 year old virgins who come on here to see tits ? Stranger: Hahah, wtf is that ? You: What? No, i'm just trying to get bonus points Stranger: Lmfao, Oh. You: So, can i tap dat ass? Stranger: Sure. You: Epic win Stranger: Haha.[/QUOTE] You ruined it by saying epic win.
[quote]Mel Gibson says: I got a question IM NOT A FAN...BUT THE KIDS LIKE IT <3 says: ok? Mel Gibson says: when you gonna let me tap that IM NOT A FAN...BUT THE KIDS LIKE IT <3 says: whuut? wtf lol Mel Gibson says: that ass give me a time and place IM NOT A FAN...BUT THE KIDS LIKE IT <3 says: now..my place Mel Gibson says: K brt IM NOT A FAN...BUT THE KIDS LIKE IT <3 says: k[/quote] vereh nahce [quote]Mel Gibson says: rachel [rachel] says: yes? Mel Gibson says: I got a question, on behalf of the internet [rachel] says: mk Mel Gibson says: when you gonna let me tap that [rachel] says: LOL that is the most random question. Mel Gibson says: *points to watch* time is of the essence [rachel] says: hm. when piggies fall from the sky? Mel Gibson says: cool so I'll pick you up arooouuuund 9? [rachel] says: lol. k Mel Gibson says: k [/quote]
Me: *CHLOE *WHEN AM I GOING TO GET TO TAP THAT? Her: *HELLO *HELLO *WHAT *TAP Me: *DAT ASSSSSSS Her: *WHAT *today. *right now/ Me: *YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Joh (&#3232;_&#3232;) säger: so when are you going to let me tap that ass? Jenny säger: mm anytime you want for example right now babe Joh (&#3232;_&#3232;) säger: yey
Me: When you gonna lemme tap that ass? Her: Josh, you *blah blah blah*. No. I'm single now and mad at the world. Am I talking retarded, yes. Am I still mad at the world, yes. Me: K... Her: Meow. Uhhh...
I was actually a fucking man and used a phone. Me: Hey gurl Her: Yeah what is it? Me: Oh, just calling if you'd let me tap that ass Her: <moment of awkward silence> Okay Me: Woah, seriously? Her: Yeah Me: Oh, okay Brb, going to her
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16376753]Me: When you gonna lemme tap that ass? Her: Josh, you *blah blah blah*. No. I'm single now and mad at the world. Am I talking retarded, yes. Am I still mad at the world, yes. Me: K... Her: Meow. Uhhh...[/QUOTE] wat
[QUOTE=Spartan117;16376865]wat[/QUOTE] I don't question it anymore. :v:
Me: Yo Her: yo Me: So, when are you gonna let me hit that? Her: Excuuse me? Me: I said, WHEN. ARE. YOU. GONNA. LET. ME. TEAR. UP. YOUR. KOOCH?! Her: Never Me: RAAAAAGE! The second one wasn't so resistant: Me: Hey *Bleep* Her: Heyyy Me: I'm horney, when can i bust your hymen? Her: lol Me: No I'm serious Her: I know you *Bleep*, and you wouldn't ask me something like that Me: Well why am I asking it now. Cut the hen pecking, do you want my pork roast or what? Her: lol, okay come over in an hour Me: Fuck you you're lying Her: ...On my back I'M GOING THE DISTANCE!!!
This thread makes me lol and sad at the same time. It's quite an achievement.
[QUOTE=The Question;16377133]Me: Yo Her: yo Me: So, when are you gonna let me hit that? Her: Excuuse me? Me: I said, WHEN. ARE. YOU. GONNA. LET. ME. TEAR. UP. YOUR. KOOCH?! Her: Never Me: RAAAAAGE! The second one wasn't so resistant: Me: Hey *Bleep* Her: Heyyy Me: I'm horney, when can i bust your hymen? Her: lol Me: No I'm serious Her: I know you *Bleep*, and you wouldn't ask me something like that Me: Well why am I asking it now. Cut the hen pecking, do you want my pork roast or what? Her: lol, okay come over in an hour Me: Fuck you you're lying Her: ...On my back I'M GOING THE DISTANCE!!![/QUOTE] He's going for speed...
I love this thread.
Me: im gunna ask u a question... Me: wen r u gunna let me tap that? Her: errr what? Me: wen r u gunna let me tap that? Her: -.- Me: that ass Her: -.- Me: u got nothin else to say? Her: LOL :) Me: is that it? Her: ummmm YEA:) Me: the internet wont be verry happy with u....
[QUOTE=Wiggles;16376433]You ruined it by saying epic win.[/QUOTE] You: Hey can i tap dat? Stranger: yes ocourse Stranger: ofcourse* You: Haha bonus points for me You: again. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Happy now?
:20bux: say that 7 of 10 are faked
[quote=applecrap;16377747]he's going for speed...[/quote] she's all alone
[quote]John Repp (&#3232;_&#3232;) says: *Hey Her: *hey there John Repp (&#3232;_&#3232;) says: *When will you let me tap that? Her: *tap what? John Repp (&#3232;_&#3232;) says: *Dat ass *[url]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/inherentatrophy/Dat_ass.jpg[/url] Her: *Ok, but we just know each other for like 3 months John Repp (&#3232;_&#3232;) says: *More the reason to know me Her: *True.....I was only kidding right? John Repp (&#3232;_&#3232;) says: *:([/quote] Damn......
Me: im gunna ask u a question..... Her: okaaii:):L Me: when r u gunna let me tap that? Her: whaaat:L Me: when r u gunna let me tap that? Her: what are you going on about joe :L Me: that ass Me: when r u gunna let me tap it? Her: whos ass :L? Me: ur ass Her: when am i gunna let you touch my arse :S:L Me: when r u gunna let me tap that? Her: SHHHHHHHH:L:: Her: i dont get you Her: your winding me upp Me: so is this a yes or no? Her:your asking when? though Me: ok so wen? Her:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dont know what your talking about Her: what do your mean by tap that Me: gah i giv up
I couldnt resist. it made for an awkward conversation Me: Heyyy Her: Heeyyy whats up Me: Thinking about tapping that. Her: Tapping what? Me: Your ass Her: wtf how do you plan on doing that? Me: girls can have sex with other girls you know Her: hell no im not a lesbo Me: Its Okay nobody has to know our secret Her: omg leave me alone Me: but i secretly love you ~no response~
[22:54:14] Me: So when are you going to let me tap that? [22:54:19] C: o i c [22:54:21] C: lol [22:54:29] C: tap what? I told u my mom isn't into you FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :bang:
[QUOTE=1001puppys;16378626]I couldnt resist. it made for an awkward conversation Me: Heyyy Her: Heeyyy whats up Me: Thinking about tapping that. Her: Tapping what? Me: Your ass Her: wtf how do you plan on doing that? Me: girls can have sex with other girls you know Her: hell no im not a lesbo Me: Its Okay nobody has to know our secret Her: omg leave me alone Me: but i secretly love you ~no response~[/QUOTE] Hawwwttt.
Brady says: So when are you gonna let me tap that? :smug: brittany w says: LMAAAAAAAAAO Brady says: ANSWER THE QUESTION So I can copy down the results brittany w says: i have no answer Brady / says: I see how it is. :frown: ____________________________ Me : So when are you gonna let me tap that? Tyler : Huhwhat Me : You heard me. _________________________________ Me : So when are you gonna let me tap that? Her : um what? Her: Please be talking about a beer keg Me : dat ass Her : lol you crazy boy you __________________________________ Me : So when are you gonna let me tap that? Her : Who's tapping what? O.o Me : Me tapping you. Her : Lol. Maybe some other time... ___________________________________ Me : So when are you gonna let me tap that? Her : Shouldn't you be asking [NAME WITHHELD] that question? plus you'd never want that dear. just cause she thinks shes fat. :gonk:
Me: Hi Her: hi what do you want? Me: to ask for sex Her: shaddap Me: please :( Her: liar Me: what Her: shut up Me: whyy? :( Her: youre a liar, number one Me: about what Her: and even if you DID want to, i have a boyfriend Me:he doesn't need to know! Her:... Me: ;) Her:no not;) Me:whyy Her:BECAUSE Me:WHY Her:because i said so Me:that isn't good enough, and you know it Her: i know i hate when people say that Me:so why not sex Her:how old are you anyway!? Me:15 Her:mmhm. Me:so is that a yes Her: no Me:whyy Her: im a virgin, theres no way im losing it to someone im not close with Me: we can get close...:) Her: hardy har har brb Me: k Her: kay Me: hi so why can't we get close? Her: because i said so [: Me: ]: Her: you dont want to anyway Me:yes i doo! Her: think of your sex fantasy. everything you want, thats not mw *me Me: well hmm it actually is ~~5 mins later~~ Me: So what do you sayyy? Her: i say no i have to go now bye Me: :( ok bye
This thread is gold
[QUOTE=Advancedrock;16379154]Me: well hmm it actually is[/QUOTE] haha
Wtf, that wasn't even funny, that was a pure act of desperation.
If I did this the shit would hit the fan
[img]http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2631/tap.jpg[/img] :(
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16371585]he's got a card and everything. He's legit.[/QUOTE] Fuck you. I laughed so hard I broke 3 legs from my office chair. :crying: [QUOTE=Shoopiwoop;16371741]Ok, here is it again just longer. Me: When are you gonna let me tap that. Her: Say what. Me: That. Her: I'm soon gonna eat a kebab. Me: You lucky fuck. Her: Indeed. [B] She's also buying me a pirate/captain hat from greece.[/B][/QUOTE] Since when is Greece the official pirate/captain country? :P
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