[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;16010850]You don't hit things with a knife you stab them.[/QUOTE]
Hitting something with a knife will be known as Slashing, so technically, you can. -SNIP-
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16010865]Hitting something with a knife will be known as Slashing, so technically, you can. -SNIP-[/QUOTE]
Touché.
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16010865]Hitting something with a knife will be known as Slashing, so technically, you can. -SNIP-[/QUOTE]
Or chopping.
But you're still correct, yes.
[QUOTE=Zorlok;16010845]I think 'Ashley :)' person is really a guy stealing pictures of a girl.[/QUOTE]
Me? Um, no... I'm a girl. and this girl's name is Kaity from texas who she claims to be a buddhist and hates cheerleaders and I think she's stuck up.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;16010899]Me? Um, no... I'm a girl. and this girl's name is Kaity from texas who she claims to be a buddhist and hates cheerleaders and I think she's stuck up.[/QUOTE]
Not you derp
[QUOTE=Faunz;16010853]I totally want those slippers.[/QUOTE]
They look comfy.
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[QUOTE=HookerVomit;16010899]Me? Um, no... I'm a girl. and this girl's name is Kaity from texas who she claims to be a buddhist and hates cheerleaders and I think she's stuck up.[/QUOTE]
A facepuncher named "Ashley :)"
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;16010885]Or chopping.
But you're still correct, yes.[/QUOTE]
Chopping is just a more expandable word in the thesaurus section of slicing, slashing, or swinging a sharp object in someone's face and perhaps vise-versa.
I might be able to meet jamal smith sometime this summer!
i'm so stoked! That guy is my hero!
[QUOTE=133753P34K;16010908]They look comfy.
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A facepuncher named "Ashley :)"[/QUOTE]
informative.
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[i]why the fuck is my baby sister wearing that?! Oh GOD CAN NOT UNSEE[/i]
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;16010933]informative.
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[i]why the fuck is my baby sister wearing that?! Oh GOD CAN NOT UNSEE[/i][/QUOTE]
pics or it didn't happen.
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16010922]Chopping is just a more expandable word in the thesaurus section of slicing, slashing, or swinging a sharp object in someone's face and perhaps vise-versa.[/QUOTE]
Fancy. I learned something today.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;16011026]Fancy. I learned something today.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-neckbeard.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Demode;16011021]pics or it didn't happen.[/QUOTE]
the last thing i want is my little sisters pictures on FP. fuck off with that. im fixing to wake my mother and show her this shit.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;16011036]the last thing i want is my little sisters pictures on FP. fuck off with that. im fixing to wake my mother and show her this shit.[/QUOTE]
You have a sister? [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-q.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16011046]You have a sister? [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-q.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
-_-
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she is opposite of me. extremely.. you'd hate her.
mighty boosh is on :v:
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;16011052]-_-
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she is opposite of me. extremely.. you'd hate her.
mighty boosh is on :v:[/QUOTE]
pics or she isn't alive
Yayyy Mighty Boosh.
I might watch season 2 now, I have it on my external hard-drive.
This tables long but it should be round.
King Arthur can't hear a sound.
When the knights gotta talk,
that brothers gotta walk half a freakin block
to be heard!
Can't hear a word cus this table is so absurd.
Us knights got much to discuss, but this tables ridiculous. (Don't be ridiculous!)
Belvedeer can't hear. Yo can you pass me some beer? (Say what?)
It's 20 feet by 80, can't even flirt with the ladies
Better have long arms when your having a meal if you tryin to cop a feel.
We need a new proportion,
To bring our kingdom fortune.
I got an idea that might work for ya,
I'm gonna make this mother circular.
Sir Galahad (yeah?) Percival (yeah?)
Wanna hear others talk? (Hell yeah!)
Bring it in, sit it down,
its like King Arthurs crown:
Table be round. Table be round.
Now with this circulation,
we can have nice conversation.
(Can you hear me now?) (I can hear!) (Holy cow!)
Now make every night say Wow. (wow)
"Now you know that we cannot fail,
when we're looking for the Holy Grail."
360 on the perimeter,
you know hoes like diameter.
(Table be round!)
If we're gonna post song lyrics
Most people are curious
and wanna get dirt on
The Centaur; I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man
But I'm built like a horse from the waist down
People are afraid of me but act like they love me
Feast your eyes upon my nudity
I am Beauty AND the Beast
I have plenty to say
But nobody listens because my cock is so big, and the end of it glistens; so I'm famous for it
"Freaky" is what everyone's name is for it
Sure, it's larger than yours
I'm a CENTAUR for Chrissakes!
I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music
I'm told passion is my specialty
But really I'm old-fashioned
And I'm quite well-built
As fas as physiques go
So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show
They wanna have pictures taken
Constantly assumin' that my sex drive
is three times that of a normal human
Askin' silly questions like I'm their personal mentor
All they care about is my big dick because I'm a centaur
The porno industry
Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie
'Cause they think I look funny
But I'm lookin' for true love
Not groupies and freaks
More than a huge cock - I have a complicated mind
I'm not the favorite kind of companion
For the average person
Sometimes things start well
But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem
Or else they're unimpressed with the attention that you get
Bein' a centaur's love interest
You don't care about my next life
Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life
Most people are curious
and wanna get dirt on
The Centaur; I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man
But I'm built like a horse from the waist down
wow i had the nicest dream and it hit me over the head with the feel goods
No.
hi golden mah dear; how goes you?
Did you know sometimes it frightens me
when you say my name and I can't see you
will you ever learn to materialize before you speak
impetuous boy, if that's what you really are
how many centuries since you've climbed a balcony
or do you do this every night with someone else
you tell me that you never leave
and I am almost afraid to believe it
why is it me you've chosen to follow
did you like the way I look when I am sleeping
was my hair more fun to tangle
are my dreams more entertaining
do you laugh when I'm complaining that I'm all alone
where were you when I searched the sea
for a friend to talk to me
in a year where will you be
is it enough for you to steal into my mind
filling up my page with music written in my hand
you know I'll take the credit for I must have made you come to me somehow
but please try to close the curtains when you leave at night
or I'll have to find someone to stay and warm me
will you always attend my midnight tea parties
as long as I set your place
if one day your sugar sits untouched
will you have gone forever
would you miss me in a thousand years
when you will dry another's tears
but you say you'll never leave me
and I wonder if you'll have the decency
to pass through my wall to the next room
while I dress for dinner
but when I'm stuck in conversation
with stuffed shirts whose adoration
hurts my ears, where are you then
can't you cut in when I dance with other men
it's too late not to interfere with my life
you've already made me a most unsuitable wife
for any man who wants to be the first his bride has slept with
and you can't just fly into people's bedrooms
then expect them to calmly wave goodbye
you've changed the course of history
and didn't even try
where are you now
standing behind me
taking my hand
come and remind me
who you are
have you traveled far
are you made of stardust too
are the angels after you
tell me what I am to do
but until then I'll save your side of the bed
just come and sing me to sleep
the song i posted was "The Centaur" by Buck 65
What song did you post Nautsabes?
First one was "Round Table" by Sir Mix-A-Lot for Robot Chicken.
The second is actually a poem by Emilie Autumn, entitled "Ghost".
Good stuff dude.
I'm a funky not a junkie but I know where to get it.
No trouble no fuss,
It's so nice I want to hear the same song twice
It's so nice I want to hear the same song twice.
Indeed.
I could post how I feel, but it will probably turn into a flame war.
Ugh I really don't feel like going to orientation.
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