• How should I propose to my girlfriend?
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We've been together 3 years now and I'm sure I want to seal the deal. I've been thinking about doing it on our anniversary, on the beach where we sat when we first got together. I was planning on having a boat set up off the shore to launch fireworks and have all our friends / family hiding behind us somewhere. I already know she'll say yes so I can pretty much go all out with it. Suggestions?
If you ask me, your idea is good enough as it is. [editline]14th April 2012[/editline] Oh, and congratulations in advance, man.
If you know she's gonna say yes, then I say go with your idea and make it as extravagant and go as all out as possible. Good call on the beach part, too. Damn near makes me wish you'd propose to [I]me[/I]. Congrats in advance, and good luck!
Naked.
masturbate in front of her
[QUOTE=AlexGT;35570258]masturbate in front of her[/QUOTE] Hey, stop reading my mind.
You don't sat it.
Congratulations! Your plan sounds nice.
Do your idea, but give her the ring attached to a big dragon dildo.
this isn't a question that most facepunchers can answer
So you're taking her from behind right and then mid thrust you pull out stick the ring on around your dick and then fuck her and make the ring get stuck up her butt. She'll be like "oh my what is stuck in my butt?" and then you'll be like "stick your finger up there and find out", then boom she pulls the ring out and obviously is so flattered she says yes. Very memorable moment.
Do it like you said.
Considering I'm taking notes off of your idea, I think you're gonna do just fine.
[QUOTE=geogzm;35570408]this isn't a question that most facepunchers can answer[/QUOTE] Of course we can. Based on the assumption that the majority of facepunchers are single, unloved, inexperienced nerds (which may very well be true), this doesn't stop anyone from being a romantic at heart. If we filter out the standard attempts to make a witty reply. I say go with your current plan, the place/date being so personal to the two of you it can't really go wrong. As already mentioned, if you're certain she's going to say yes don't be afraid to go all in. This is one of those things you'll cherish forever, after all.
Ring on penis, ask her to suck your cock.
Put ring on penis, have sex and make sure the ring gets stuck inside her, finish inside her. Wait 9 months your son/daughter comes out holding an engagement ring then you ask her to marry you.
[QUOTE=hiimpaul123;35570422]So you're taking her from behind right and then mid thrust you pull out stick the ring on around your dick and then fuck her and make the ring get stuck up her butt. She'll be like "oh my what is stuck in my butt?" and then you'll be like "stick your finger up there and find out", then boom she pulls the ring out and obviously is so flattered she says yes. Very memorable moment.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=WittyUsername;35570779]Ring on penis, ask her to suck your cock.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Shoopiwoop;35570828]Put ring on penis, have sex and make sure the ring gets stuck inside her, finish inside her. Wait 9 months your son/daughter comes out holding an engagement ring then you ask her to marry you.[/QUOTE] Which equates to either a massive ass ring [I]or[/I] a tiny dick.
Cut off her hand when she's sleeping or distracted. Don't let her know it was you. Take it home with you, put an engagement ring on it, and then put it in a nice box. Next time you see her, get on your knee, propose and return her hand its the rightful place.
Wouldnt it be more romantic if it was only the two of you? Having your family hiding in some bush somewhere seems odd. Atleast to me it does.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;35570837]Which equates to either a massive ass ring [I]or[/I] a tiny dick.[/QUOTE] We assumed the latter since he is, afterall, a long-time FP user.
[QUOTE=WittyUsername;35572145]We assumed the latter since he is, afterall, a long-time FP user.[/QUOTE] Why are you even here?
It would probably be much more romantic without a bunch relatives behind you. Plus you can't get jiggy immediately afterwards with your nan sat next to you.
Hit her head with a stick or a stone and when she's unconscious drag her to your cave/home.
[QUOTE=Gustafa;35569489]We've been together 3 years now and I'm sure I want to seal the deal. I've been thinking about doing it on our anniversary, on the beach where we sat when we first got together. I was planning on having a boat set up off the shore to launch fireworks and have all our friends / family hiding behind us somewhere. I already know she'll say yes so I can pretty much go all out with it. Suggestions?[/QUOTE] Put the ring on your dick, and fuck her with it.
Reenact Lord of the Rings, trust me, chicks love that shit
[QUOTE=blophead;35574773]Hit her head with a stick or a stone and when she's unconscious drag her to your cave/home.[/QUOTE] Your average Fast Threads poster.
[QUOTE=squids_eye;35574661]It would probably be much more romantic without a bunch relatives behind you. Plus you can't get jiggy immediately afterwards with your nan sat next to you.[/QUOTE] Yeah it's p. annoying when me' nan keep reaching for my cock.
Smile alot while you do it, so they see you're extremely happy doing it
propose via text. the proposal would be something like this: "i thnk ur hot. plz marry me. <3 <3 ;)"
Take a shit and set a ring atop a turd and call her to come look at the massive dump you took.
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