[QUOTE=Jocke;35607924]Smile alot while you do it, so they see you're extremely happy doing it[/QUOTE]
And then swiftly put her hand on your dick for some good sexy time.
Go with your original idea, but if i was you i'd leave out the family bit maybe. Fuck knows i wouldn't want my family there anywho.
[QUOTE=reedbo;35607956]Take a shit and set a ring atop a turd and call her to come look at the massive dump you took.[/QUOTE]
yeah she'd love to take a look on her bf's dump with the proposal ring on it
lets do it, sounds like a great idea
I think it's cute that the family is planning to be there, it's obviously a sign that the family is very active in and approves of the relationship. They can get jiggy afterwards, there will much time for the jiggyness, but sharing a moment like that with loved ones only happens once.
[QUOTE=squids_eye;35574661]It would probably be much more romantic without a bunch relatives behind you. Plus you can't get jiggy immediately afterwards with your nan sat next to you.[/QUOTE]
Very well put, I have altered my plans accordingly. I have also bought a flare gun to signal to the boat that she said yes. Not sure if it's legal in the UK but fuck it, who cares!
I'm going to bury it on the beach and make sure I sit next to it when we're there.
your idea is adorable, and congratulations! I hope you two have a happy life together.
Bake the ring into a cupcake, make two, bring them to the beach, and share them. Make sure you don't get the one with the ring in it.
[QUOTE=Gustafa;35623337]Very well put, I have altered my plans accordingly. I have also bought a flare gun to signal to the boat that she said yes. Not sure if it's legal in the UK but fuck it, who cares!
I'm going to bury it on the beach and make sure I sit next to it when we're there.[/QUOTE]
Is debris in any type of gun safe?
Anyway, good luck on your fantastical adventures together
[QUOTE=The Worm;35624069]Bake the ring into a cupcake, make two, bring them to the beach, and share them. Make sure you don't get the one with the ring in it.[/QUOTE]
Later...in the operation theater.
[QUOTE=hiimpaul123;35570422]So you're taking her from behind right and then mid thrust you pull out stick the ring on around your dick and then fuck her and make the ring get stuck up her butt. She'll be like "oh my what is stuck in my butt?" and then you'll be like "stick your finger up there and find out", then boom she pulls the ring out and obviously is so flattered she says yes. Very memorable moment.[/QUOTE]
What a wonderful story to tell your grandchildren about!
How about some completely different suggestions, go crazy. Try to resist the urge to say something like fist her and put the ring inside her or something. I know it's hard Facepunch but come on, ALL IN THE NAME OF LOVE.
Go fly kites, hide a ring on hers and when you guys bring them back down, she'll notice it.
I'm honestly not sure a flare gun would be the best idea. People could mistake it for people in actual need of help. Or the flare could land somewhere it shouldn't.
[QUOTE=Carne;35666276]I'm honestly not sure a flare gun would be the best idea. People could mistake it for people in actual need of help. Or the flare could land somewhere it shouldn't.[/QUOTE]
use a vuvuzela instead
just ask "will you marry me"
she should say yes but if she doesnt idk i guess your fucked
dont forget an expensive as fuck ring either
[QUOTE=Face Melter;35666336]just ask "will you marry me"
she should say yes but if she doesnt idk i guess [b]you're[/b] fucked
dont forget an expensive as fuck ring either[/QUOTE]
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I'd suggest doing it like you said, minus the family.
[QUOTE=Carne;35666276]I'm honestly not sure a flare gun would be the best idea. People could mistake it for people in actual need of help. Or the flare could land somewhere it shouldn't.[/QUOTE]
Hm yeah that's good thinking. Ok so maybe flare is out of the question then.
Maybe if I just sat her next to a firework I've already set in the ground on the beach, we sit next to it and I make her all suspicious and she's like "why the fuck is there a firework sticking out the ground?" then I pop the question, she says yes. I light the firework and send it up in the air, then the boats send up a ton of fireworks from the darkness of the bay. Also I just realised we'll need some lighting as it'll be dark, so big fire torches all the way down the beach where we're sitting.
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