"how to wash your hands and other table manners"
i recall this from my primary school like five years ago all the *special* kids went in the middle of R.E,how i envied them
Drama, we watch movies and then just talk about how bad the actors were. Should be called nap class
:buddy:
Food [i]TECHNOLOGY[/i]
Enough said.
[QUOTE=gingerninja500;28343155]gym.[/QUOTE]
Only fat people and girls hate gym, stop being a lazy fuck
Compulsory RE. There was only one primary school in my village and it was a Church of England one so I pretty much had Christian beliefs rammed down my throat and was forced to act in nativity plays and sing hymns and shit.
When I got to secondary school RE was compulsory for the first 2 years, and then there was compulsory 'life skills' which was essentially RE except with the added bonus of occasionally being reminded not to stab black people. :geno:
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;28348335]Only fat people and girls hate gym, stop being a lazy fuck[/QUOTE]
lol taco-sheller if ever there was a fat persons name...
Religion and The Fashion Industry Class.
[QUOTE=gingerninja500;28348857]lol taco-sheller if ever there was a fat persons name...[/QUOTE]
Because usernames mean anything.
Also, I'm not sure your parents would appreciate you insulting someone, Ewan Wilkie.
citizenship and society = no exam only a certificate lmfao
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;28348923]Because usernames mean anything.
Also, I'm not sure your parents would appreciate you insulting someone, Ewan Wilkie.[/QUOTE]
*reaches for neck and tugs at his shirt* eeeeeeeeerrrrrrr how the hell do you know my name..................OH facebook :D
[QUOTE=gingerninja500;28348981]*reaches for neck and tugs at his shirt* eeeeeeeeerrrrrrr how the hell do you know my name..................OH facebook :D[/QUOTE]
You're fifteen years old and live in Great Britain. You have an affinity for legend of Zelda and enjoy the COD series.
[editline]28th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=gingerninja500;28348981]*reaches for neck and tugs at his shirt* eeeeeeeeerrrrrrr how the hell do you know my name..................OH facebook :D[/QUOTE]
Oh, you have a facebook, too. I had no idea but wonderful.
JROTC
/c
ICT... All they do is learn to use Excel.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;28348826] [b]Church of England[/b][/QUOTE]
Lucky bastard, the school I'm in right now is Roman Catholic, funny thing being our RE teacher is a Church of England priest.
[editline]28th February 2011[/editline]
All my ICT class consists of is useless shit to do with Microsoft Access 2003, even then our teacher is some fat bastard who falls asleep half the time, I never learn a thing.
[editline]28th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;28347180]We have an entire subsection for drama now.
Also, theres some university that offers a class in zombies.
[editline]28th February 2011[/editline]
Welp, lookie here.
[url]http://www.cracked.com/article_16558_smash-bros-theory-6-absurd-classes-taught-at-actual-colleges.html[/url][/QUOTE]
In Liverpool Hope there is a degree in [i]The Beatles.[/i] I seen it on the news not too long ago, some girl got it. Even the news readers questioned what in Hell's name she'd do with it.
French.
"Life Management Skills" class.
Basically it's Sewing class and Cooking class put together, on the bright side, some of the good looking girls in the school go to the same period I go to.
ICT - SPREADSHEETS, WINDOWS XP SP1, POWERPOINT,
I thought it would be REAL computer work, not just a mac-bias teacher using excel 24/7
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;28351224]ICT - SPREADSHEETS, WINDOWS XP SP1, POWERPOINT,
I thought it would be REAL computer work, not just a mac-bias teacher using excel 24/7[/QUOTE]
My computer class became the exact same thing, except that we don't do spreadsheets. And our teacher, Ms Winkey, thinks that we (the class) are down right retarded, to the point that she thinks we don't even know how to use Microsoft Word.
Extra English, thing is it's for the Native-english speakers, they FORCED a friend with perfectly good english, no dyslexia or anything into it :colbert:
[editline]28th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=tier56;28351292]My computer class became the exact same thing, except that we don't do spreadsheets. And our teacher, Ms Winkey, thinks that we (the class) are down right retarded, to the point that she thinks we don't even know how to use Microsoft Word.[/QUOTE]
She's correct then.
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;28351556]Extra English, thing is it's for the Native-english speakers, they FORCED a friend with perfectly good english, no dyslexia or anything into it :colbert:[/QUOTE]
That sucks.
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;28351224]ICT - SPREADSHEETS, WINDOWS XP SP1, POWERPOINT,
I thought it would be REAL computer work, not just a mac-bias teacher using excel 24/7[/QUOTE]
YES! This class sucked. Only good thing was the teacher turned on the radio for us.
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;28348335]Only fat people and girls hate gym, stop being a lazy fuck[/QUOTE]
I am a lanky male and I hate gym.
My school has a class called STARS.
Aka
Students Today Aren't Ready for Sex.
You had to sign a waiver promising not to have sex if you take the class haha.
Always have wanted to join and when they ask why be like:
"to pick up chicks :mmmsmug:"
Web design
seriously all it is is html I could learn everything they teach in a year in like 3 days
Computer Tech. It's a required class. Wanna know what we do in it? Well last week we used a typing software that I also used in 4th guddamn grade.
This week we've been learning about writing letters. Not emails. Letters.
I asked her what exactly what we'd be learning in this class, she responded with things such as Excel, Powerpoint, and [b]Skype.[/b] Honest to god, if you need a teacher to tell you how to use Skype, you don't belong in High School.
[QUOTE=Trickiert;28345205]Religion[/QUOTE]
I agree, but aint the technical name Theology?
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;28342352]I am Scottish. I do very well In History at school. However I cannot do Advanced Higher History because they let stupid classes take its place instead?
What sort of a class may you ask?
Cake decorating. (Int 2)
Subsequently I now hate everybody that allowed this to happen.[/QUOTE]
I'm in Scotland and a friend of mine told me a school which has that subject...
[QUOTE=gingerninja500;28348981]*reaches for neck and tugs at his shirt* eeeeeeeeerrrrrrr how the hell do you know my name..................OH facebook :D[/QUOTE]
QUICK EVERYONe SPAM PIZZAS
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;28342352]I am Scottish. I do very well In History at school. However I cannot do Advanced Higher History because they let stupid classes take its place instead?
What sort of a class may you ask?
Cake decorating. (Int 2)
Subsequently I now hate everybody that allowed this to happen.[/QUOTE]
Pretty much the same situation here. Rather than spend money on people to teach Advanced Highers that will actually be helpful to people (the ones they do provide are all self taught, which is fair enough, but there aren't any sciences or languages), they funnel it into shitty subjects like Travel and Tourism, Cake Decoration and Hospitality.
[QUOTE=luverofJ!93;28353868]My school has a class called STARS.
Aka
Students Today Aren't Ready for Sex.
You had to sign a waiver promising not to have sex if you take the class haha.
Always have wanted to join and when they ask why be like:
"to pick up chicks :mmmsmug:"[/QUOTE]
Hahah, what the hell?
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