• My brother and sister think they're so crafty
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Best story ever.
:wtc:
You deserve a medal. NERDS LISTENING TO CURFEW AND ALWAYS OBEYING THE RULES FTW ...That wasnt sarcasm.
I was guessing "threesome" the whole time I was reading it, but I could be wrong. Sure, brother sister and friend, but they're around age 13: desperate.
your awesome
[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;18444353]All woman are bipolar[/QUOTE] Pshh, women. Should get a title saying "Crafty Motherfucker."
[quote=ay lee;18443474]op's sister [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/fff2.jpg[/img] hey cuuutiee, my name is brianna nicole mccauley. I got alot of nicknames soo make me one:] the day to sing to me would be feb,2 im 14. Im taken 11309<3 imma freshmann at colonial beach high. Im up to preety much eveything so im always having a good time. I hate drama so dont pull me into it! Im nice and a preepy cheerleader but i got my tomboy moments. I love skateboarding! People that dont know me think im quiet and shy people that do know me wish i was, love me hate me dosent matter i dont live to please you. And im still young soo dont tell me to grow up. Im not the brightest crayon in the box. Hollister,areopostale,american eagle,music,boys and good smelling perfume are my addictions. Soo get to know me you wont regret it mkk thnx bye(:[/quote] i see you making popcorn...
[QUOTE=Pigeon87;18447253]i see you making popcorn...[/QUOTE] why?
I'm gonna need a tl dr version.
Lol my city has a curfew of 1 AM
The fuck? A curfew? You mean like a time without any justification that your parents have given, at which you have to return home?
[QUOTE=KrAzY_nikomo;18451064]The fuck? A curfew? You mean like a time without any justification that your parents have given, at which you have to return home?[/QUOTE] No a curfew where if you are caught by an officer while you are out, it's a 50 dollar ride home.
when the op stated the brothers door and sisters door were firmly shut and there was a sheet propped up i imagined something along the lines of incest :q:
[QUOTE=AY LEE;18451749]No a curfew where if you are caught by an officer while you are out, it's a 50 dollar ride home.[/QUOTE] Where the fuck does the OP live, the no freedom country?
[QUOTE=Asher Roth;18379451]so what you're saying is that they went out and you stayed in and pretended to call the cops on them. nice dude. great life you have[/QUOTE] Exactly my thoughts when I read the OP.
Your a shit older brother. You are sposed to teach them to be crafty etc. [editline]04:58PM[/editline] [QUOTE=varj;18451856]Exactly my thoughts when I read the OP.[/QUOTE] .
[QUOTE=StupidUsername67;18379367]Yet what they don't know is that their elder brother is not only a massive dick, but a fucking Private Investigator in disguise. So this all started at around 9:24 PM when my brother (13) got a phone call from my sister (14) from her friend's Adorne's house which is a street behind us. Immediately I saw this as suspicious. He told my dad he was going to pick her up I suppose, but I didn't really hear what he was saying since I was in the kitchen. He leaves and comes back with her at around 9:40-something. Now before I get any further I'm going to inform all of you awesome dudes that the town I'm in has a curfew for people under 18. This curfew is 10:00pm. That's cutting it pretty close, don't you think? Alright, so they get settled and tell my dad good night etc, etc, etc. I already know what's going on in their dense little heads. They're either.. A) Sneaking somebody over or, B) Sneaking out. I initially think that option A is their objective as they've done it more frequently than B, and yes, they are complete delinquents. So I keep a vigilant ear open from my room which is directly across from my sister's on the second floor. I hear her going up and down the stairs a few times. Bathroom, getting a night-time snack, something or the other. I didn't care. I was still keeping an ear out. So around 10:32 PM I go downstairs to unleash a mighty torrent of piss that even Thor would've been proud of. I notice something odd. My brother's bedroom door is firmly shut. This never happens. See he's a complete dickless shit that's afraid of his own room and if he isn't sleeping on the living room sofa he sleeps with his door open. So I go back up to my not-so-secret lair to find out what's going on. Wait, hold on Facepunch, something is awry. Very, very, awry. My sister's door is also firmly shut. If you hadn't guessed already you've figured out that she's also is a dickless shit (actually, I hope she's dickless at least, or I have another brother) and sleeps with her door open. Right away my senses start to tingle and I go right to her door. I open it and am greeted with a bed with a sheet covering something that looks unnatural. Yes dear Facepunch, she did it, the oldest trick in the book. A pillow under the sheets, OH MY GOD WHO'D A THUNK IT? So I go into my brother's room and guess what I find? A unlocked window. So what do I do? I lock it. Oh tee-hee now they can't get back in, but that's not the start of it. I waited, oh yes I did, I waited until they tried to creep back in through the window. That time finally came at around 11:56 PM which is exactly an hour before I'm typing this. So what do they try to do? They open the mail slot on the front door and try to alert my other brother (11) who fell asleep in our rocking chair to open the door. Oh-ho-ho not so fast you little fucks. I grab the phone and go downstairs and they're surprised. So I tell them through the ail slot that I'm going to call 911 and tell them I have two suspicious people outside. They think I'm bluffing. So I dial it and my sister says let me see while laughing. I hold it up to the mail slot. It says Dialing 911. They freak the hell out and still don't think I'm going to call. So right when it gets there I hit End and walk away while going "911?". They still don't think I was calling them, until I started saying our address. So they fucking book it to god knows where. So while I'm laughing my dick off my dad wakes up. Now he knows they're gone and he's PISSED. I'm still laughing. So now about literally an hour later they finally come back. Dad greets them at the door and is pissed. They try to do their bullshitting etc, etc. They try the basic delinquent excuses. then they tell my dad I called the cops on them and I started to fucking lol. Needless to say they're in shit. It'll blow over anyway because my parents can't punish worth shit, but damn I got a laugh out of the whole thing. Rate me boxes because I'm awesome.[/QUOTE] MY hero
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