• Texts from last night
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[quote](847): garbage (248): garbage dick (847): rubbish cock (248): you win[/quote] Oh.
[QUOTE=The Advisor;24883120][img]http://geekspodcast.com/geekpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/yo_dawg-230x300.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] xzibit does not approve of your misuse of his face
I'll misuse your face
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;24943785]I'll misuse your face[/QUOTE] I'd misuse his face any day :smug: Content- (386): It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
is there a text from last night that says how old it is so that this is old and late
(217): he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike. yes. I like this. homepage.
So many of them are from my area code. [quote] [B][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Areacode-817.html"](817): [/URL][/B] [URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-18945.html"]They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.[/URL] [B][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Areacode-214.html"](214): [/URL][/B] [URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-18945.html"]Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.[/URL] [B][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Areacode-817.html"](817): [/URL][/B] [URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-18945.html"]You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.[/URL][/quote]
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[quote](417): I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked[/quote] Brilliant.
[B][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Areacode-817.html"](817): [/URL][/B] [URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-3325.html"]Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?[/URL] [B][URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Areacode-817.html"](1-817): [/URL][/B] [URL="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-3325.html"]You weighed it?[/URL]
[quote](240): last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours[/quote]
(917): He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm. Bahaha
How have you guys not heard of this yet? I came in here expecting massive clocks.
[QUOTE](415): had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;24945389]How have you guys not heard of this yet? I came in here expecting massive clocks.[/QUOTE] yea ive definitely known about this for a few years
[QUOTE](401): Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight[/QUOTE]
This website is one giant ad for Plan B pills.
[quote](250): He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...[/quote] i think im gonna pee myself you guys
[quote]My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..[/quote] [quote]I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.[/quote] [quote]Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.[/quote] [quote]So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.[/quote] [quote]I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.[/quote] [quote]you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.[/quote]
I love this website.
I still like MyLifeIsBro better.
[quote](978) my dick feels like ham what did you do[/quote] i really wish i could find the actual post on the site
248 is the most active area code. Guess where I live.
Old, but funny.
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