• Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood
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But..... but condoms are no fun :saddowns:
THIS BOOK>>>CHANGED>>>MY>>>LIFE *IT WAS $135 SPENT WELL* PLEASE DON'T DISS IT BRO?? [img]http://imageshack.us[/img]
What a wonderful piece of literature.
[QUOTE=Fucknutevangelist] BECAUASE WE ARE > BORN OF MAN AND WOMEN[/QUOTE] The arrow there tells me she didn't use caps lock. I think she actually held down shift whilst writing the entire book. Dedicated, I'll give her that, but not dedicated enough to notice the glaring red line under "becauase", or the fact that it was one man and several "women"? :raise:
*BARREN>AND DISGUSTED?? WHY THE CHURCH FAILED GOD?? THE AFFECT OF SINS: AND OF COURSE: **WHEN DOES LIFE BEGAN?? /caps [editline]07:36PM[/editline] Also, this book is now the no.1 Amazon Oddity, apparently even odder than a jar of uranium ore and this thing: [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FBH0ARF2L._SL500_AA280_.jpg[/img]
[url]www.youtube.com/user/ELIYZABETHSTRONG[/url] TA-DAA
I...I can´t...I don´t know what to say about this... Is she illiterate or was this the first time she ever used a computer to make something? And what´s up with all the randomly placed >- and *-signs??? I can´t even believe this is real... and it´s not even the 1st of April.
Christian Propaganda. :P
I like this review on Amazon: [QUOTE=G. Foster]WHENEVER I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IN THE PAST, A LITTLE LIGHT WOULD COME ON. LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT LIGHT WAS JESUS TRYING TO GET AT MY BRAIN. BUT ONCE I LET HIM IN AND BURNED ALL MY BOOKS AND CONDOMS, I REALIZED THAT THE ONLY CHRISTIAN WAY TO WRITE IS IN ALL CAPS. OTHERWISE THE HOLY SPIRIT WON'T GET ACROSS TO ANYBODY! THIS IS A FANTASTIC BOOK BUT MY BOOKSHELF IS A BIT SPARSE AS AFTER READING IT I BURNED ALL MY OTHER BOOKS, INCLUDING THE BIBLES AS THEY WERE WRITTEN PARTIALLY IN LOWERCASE LETTERS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, THE DEVIL'S RUNES. CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND ME A GOOD ALLCAPS BIBLE?[/QUOTE]
I can't tell if this is satire or a real book.
I AM christian. This makes me think of beginning my own church, because I don't want to be in church with people like that. :geno: [editline]08:18PM[/editline] She better be trolling.
LOL RELIGION! :v: (Directed at the whole thread)
From her youtube account: [quote]HELLO *EVERYONE* I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A HAPPY THANKSGIVING?? *ALSO*THANKS* FOR THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMMENTS**MAY THE HOLYSPIRIT BLESS YOUR HEART & SOUL**ALSO I AM VERY *SORRY 4 MY*LATE REPLY?**MY HOME COMPUTER*HAS HAD BAD SERVICE CONNECTIONS? *HMMMM *TO ME IT LOOKS *LIKE ORGANIZE CRIME? *LOL?*ANY COMMENTS? *JOKES OR TRUTH??*OKAY*THE GOOD NEWS IS* I GOT A CHANCE TO*WORK ON MY *((( 2010 NEW YEARS CALENDAR))) *YES* THIS DECEMBER 2009**YOU CAN BUY MY *2010 CALENDAR**FOR THE RETAIL COST OF $75 DOLLARS* MY*HOLYSPIRIT ANOINTED *2010 CALENDAR* WILL HELP YOU READ THE HOLY BIBLE IN ONE YEAR? *AND**WILL ALSO *FEATURE *12 OF MY FAVORITE HOLY SPIRIT *DIRECTED RECIPES* *& ALSO*IT WILL TEACH*U HOW TO *BECOME A REAL*BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN!!! *TO ORDER THIS MONTH IN 2009?? SEND $75 DOLLARS *FOR EACH 2010 CALENDAR* TO MY CERTIFY ADDRESS*AT 6753 W. GREENLAND CT. TUCSON ARIZONA 85757*MAKE PO CHECK TO ME*ELIZABETH ANDERSON[/quote] Maybe> her **CAPS** ((key)) <is> *stuck*.
Also FYI: Birth control doesn't always work. IE: Me and my 2 brothers.
LOL look at the section "Customers Who Bought Related Items Also Bought"
[img]http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/4a/8f/804ae03ae7a0ca075f8ff110.L.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;19377080]WOW!!!!! ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE THIS BOOK BETTER IS EXCLAMATION POINTS AFTER EVERY SENTENCE!!!!! I AM GOING TO BUY 500 COPIES OF THIS BOOK RIGHT NOW!!!!![/QUOTE] I'm glad your impressed, . What about the other ones? At this moment How do you plan to do this? [editline]12:09AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Pascall;19377645]... What. I seriously worry about what is going through these peoples' heads. I'm a Christian and this just screams stupid to even me.[/QUOTE] Didn't you understand it? Thanks for the information: said worry about what is going through these peoples heads. You are a Christian and this just screams stupid to even you? Does it pay well?
I HATE it when people try to profit from religion.
Obviously birth control didn't work for her parents. [editline]07:12PM[/editline] [QUOTE=The Robster;19387362]I HATE it when people try to profit from religion.[/QUOTE] Sounds like nearly every religion.
[QUOTE=Tu154M;19379178][media]http://filebox.me/files/yix8uq5t3_chap1_2.png[/media] [media]http://filebox.me/files/53sum2itm_chap1.png[/media] [media]http://filebox.me/files/z4k5vi390_back.png[/media] What's with the random characters all over the place anyway? Also BECAUASE WE ARE >BORN BOTH OF MAN AND WOMAN!!!!11[/QUOTE] omg, she doesn't have Caps lock on, she is holding shift, SHIFT+. = '>' which explains all of these, Dayum, her finger must be sore.
Maybe she has OCD to do that all the time.
[QUOTE=Kidnugget] THERE ONCE WAS A BOOK IN ALL CAPS IT MADE CHRISTIAN PEOPLE GO CLAP(S) AT $135 IT KEPT SINNERS ALIVE AND THEY READ IT WHILE TAKING THEIR CRAPS [/QUOTE] Some comments are pretty funny. [QUOTE=Elvis Nixon] THIS BOOK, WHEN COUPLED WITH STRONG ALCOHOL AND SOME OF THOSE SPECIAL MOVIES, MAKES ME PANTS TIGHT LIKE I AM READY FOR BREEDING. AND BY "BREEDING" I MEAN "MAKES ME SOME PRIESTHOOD CHILLIN'' YO. SERIOUSLY, BUY THIS BOOK, SOME ADULT MOVIES AND CHEAP SCOTCH AND YOU'LL BE SO ALL UP IN PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN MAKING YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT'S ABOUT WHAT EXCEPT USING YOUR GROIN REGIONS TO DO IMPORTANT THINGS. FOR JESUS [/QUOTE] [QUOTE= R.Lewis]I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A BOOK THAT SCREAMS AT ME FROM ACROSS THE ROOM FROM ITS PLACE ON THE BOOKSHELF! [/quote]
Best thing I have seen all day.
[img]http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/Jesus_facepalm.jpg[/img]
you know, i decided to open up a bible to prove her wrong. instead, i got side-tracked, ended up reading the book of genesis for no good reason, and found out that satan, if put in a christian creationist set-of-mind, is the reason why we have free will and thought. this unintentionally portrays satan as the first protagonist in the bible. so uh lol
[QUOTE=Flitchaye;19391698]you know, i decided to open up a bible to prove her wrong. instead, i got side-tracked, ended up reading the book of genesis for no good reason, and found out that satan, if put in a christian creationist set-of-mind, is the reason why we have free will and thought. this unintentionally portrays satan as the first protagonist in the bible. so uh lol[/QUOTE] So we are all gods slave children?
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19392262]So we are all gods slave children?[/QUOTE] it depends, as it was designed as a simple story rather than something complex and intricate. you could view it as such, but there are also implications that god was seeking maturity in adam and eve to a certain point.
and why is it $135?
[QUOTE=Flitchaye;19391698]you know, i decided to open up a bible to prove her wrong. instead, i got side-tracked, ended up reading the book of genesis for no good reason, and found out that satan, if put in a christian creationist set-of-mind, is the reason why we have free will and thought. this unintentionally portrays satan as the first protagonist in the bible. so uh lol[/QUOTE] Hypothetically, Satan isn't the reason we have free will and thought. But he was punished for having those qualities himself.
[QUOTE=Flitchaye;19392287]it depends, as it was designed as a simple story rather than something complex and intricate. you could view it as such, but there are also implications that god was seeking maturity in adam and eve to a certain point.[/QUOTE] every story in the bible can be used to backup any argument. and it's counter argument, they're deliberately vague, like a fortune teller.
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