• How to Make Some Pretty Good Burgers
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My mom puts ranch in our burgers :smug:
[QUOTE=L0LIMB0RED;16747345]Tired of the same old burger? Want something that satisfies your taste buds like no other? Well, here is a self-made (me and a friend actually) recipe for the BEST BURGER PATTIES EVER! Ingredients: 1 lb ground beef 2/3 cup diced onions 1/2 cup Pace Medium Picante sauce (Or hot if you want to spice it up a little.) 1/4 cup Mesquite liquid smoke 3 tbsp Seasoning Salt 3-4 tbsp Crushed Red Peppers 1.Form meat into patties no more than 3/4 of an inch thick (so they can cook through). 2.Cook on stove top on full heat, moderately charring each side. 3.Remove burgers from frying pan when done. 4.Put on a bun, with any of your favorite burger toppings. 5. Ask Samual Jackson to say This IS A TASTY BURGER There you have it, some DAMN good burgers. Also, feel free to add your own ingredients.[/QUOTE] yeaaaah
Sun dried tomato would be good.
This is the best burger ever. The Squeeze with Cheese: [IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/296n6ac.jpg[/IMG] It has a 2 inch fucking skirt of cheddar cheese around it, and many people (including Jesus, Gandhi, Gabe Newell, and Obama) have compared its tastiness to the relative force of a velociraptor's orgasm on steroids. [b]THIS[/b] is the best burger ever.
that looks terrible did michael J fox make it?
[QUOTE=Honkers101;16747515][img]http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/samuel_l__jackson_pulp_fiction.jpg[/img] [Highlight][B][I]MMHMMM![/I][/B][/highlight] This [B][I]is[/I][/B] a [B]tasty[/B] burger! Or at least it looks like it.[/QUOTE] son of a bitch i was gonna post that
[QUOTE=tomahawk2;16758585]This is the best burger ever. The Squeeze with Cheese: [IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/296n6ac.jpg[/IMG] It has a 2 inch fucking skirt of cheddar cheese around it, and many people (including Jesus, Gandhi, Gabe Newell, and Obama) have compared its tastiness to the relative force of a velociraptor's orgasm on steroids. [b]THIS[/b] is the best burger ever.[/QUOTE] OH SNAP! i had one of those on Friday :D
My dad makes good burgers, he drowns the piece of meat in fat, making it heart attack material.
[QUOTE=thisispain;16759230]that looks terrible did michael J fox make it?[/QUOTE] the only reason your alive is to make puns
that's not a pun stoopid
With a combination of bacon salt, minced onion, garlic salt, and black pepper this was the best jucy lucy I had ever made (The first actually :P) Anyways next time I need to make the patties thinner. [IMG]http://i776.photobucket.com/albums/yy46/ericrihm/IMG_0864.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i776.photobucket.com/albums/yy46/ericrihm/IMG_0865.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i776.photobucket.com/albums/yy46/ericrihm/IMG_0866.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i776.photobucket.com/albums/yy46/ericrihm/IMG_0867.jpg[/IMG]
Nice braces
Nice computer...
[QUOTE=Wittmann;16779403]Nice braces[/QUOTE] if your braces come off you're doin it wrong
[QUOTE=OvB;16779597]Nice computer...[/QUOTE] I'm not sure if that's sarcastic or not...
[img]http://www.spanalaskasales.com/media/A-1-Steak-Sauce-10oz.gif[/img] can make any burger better, even the worst.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;16780163][img]http://www.spanalaskasales.com/media/A-1-Steak-Sauce-10oz.gif[/img] can make any burger better, even the worst.[/QUOTE] Blasphemer!
[QUOTE=CowGuy;16779270] [IMG]http://i776.photobucket.com/albums/yy46/ericrihm/IMG_0865.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I'd be afraid to eat and drink if i had an open rig on my computer, whether or not it was in use. [editline]04:36PM[/editline] [QUOTE=doomkiwi;16780199]Blasphemer![/QUOTE] No you! But really it can even make an over cooked slab of hamburger taste edible.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;16780204] No you! But really it can even make an over cooked slab of hamburger taste edible.[/QUOTE] That may be true but it will destroy a good burger's goodness!
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;16747352]Needs garlic. 1/2 tbs. Other than that sounds good. Oh, and a burger is best prepared medium, unless otherwise specified. (I worked in a diner once.)[/QUOTE] GARLIC IS THE SHIT caps
garlic is awesome. but why is he measuring garlic in tablespoons rather than cloves? that doesn't make any sense
We can post recipe's here now? oh awesome XD [editline]12:26AM[/editline] I have a nice home made taco recipe if you want it? [editline]12:27AM[/editline] it's very generous with tabasco and shit. 2 t of Chilli powder or ground chilli and 5 drops of tabasco. [editline]12:27AM[/editline] when I make it thought I use 2T of chilli powder. [editline]12:27AM[/editline] Automerge is my friend. [editline]12:29AM[/editline] [QUOTE=tomahawk2;16758585]This is the best burger ever. The Squeeze with Cheese: [IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/296n6ac.jpg[/IMG] It has a 2 inch fucking skirt of cheddar cheese around it, and many people (including Jesus, Gandhi, Gabe Newell, and Obama) have compared its tastiness to the relative force of a velociraptor's orgasm on steroids. [b]THIS[/b] is the best burger ever.[/QUOTE] HOLY FUCK, where do you get that, I LURRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE cheese.
[QUOTE=MrProudfoot;16756889]My mom puts ranch in our burgers :smug:[/QUOTE] what's ranch?
[QUOTE=wingless;16793194]We can post recipe's here now? oh awesome XD [editline]12:26AM[/editline] I have a nice home made taco recipe if you want it? [editline]12:27AM[/editline] it's very generous with tabasco and shit. 2 t of Chilli powder or ground chilli and 5 drops of tabasco. [editline]12:27AM[/editline] when I make it thought I use 2T of chilli powder. [editline]12:27AM[/editline] Automerge is my friend. [editline]12:29AM[/editline] HOLY FUCK, where do you get that, I LURRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE cheese.[/QUOTE]this thread is about burgers
[QUOTE=Shadow187(FP);16747935]I had burgers for dinner, what the fuck is going on? Anyways, get BubbaBurgers. They're pre-seasoned...now if only I could figure out what they use..[/QUOTE] Dog shit
OP sounds good, does it work with venison, too?
[QUOTE=Shadaez;16748895]Needs less meat and more [b]soy.[/b] [editline]10:42PM[/editline] dontbanme[/QUOTE] Enjoy having your testosterone cut in half, along with all the ill health that can bring.
I'll give this one a shot.. The best burgers I've ever made were at a Boyscout camp I went to where they gave us patties and buns and told us to cook 'em. I used one of those iron stoves with the grills you usually see in a park, stuffed it full of wood and those little pellets that give the meat a smokey flavor, and loaded up the patties on tinfoil located on the grill. After, I doused them & the fire with Southern Comfort I had stashed away in my knapsack and let 'em cook through. Those were the best damn burgers I ever had. So good even, that the senior scout leaders who were 'sampling' everyones food stayed at our bivouac the longest. I think it was the whiskey. We celebrated later that night with an illegal campfire over by the lake with the rest of that whiskey and some Coke's we got from the PX. We weren't exactly model scouts... which is why I was eventually kicked out XD
[QUOTE=professional;16807338]Enjoy having your testosterone cut in half, along with all the ill health that can bring.[/QUOTE] What about kidney bean patties?
[QUOTE=Shadow187(FP);16747363]Need more spice. Jalapenos![/QUOTE] Jalapenos taste like fermented ball-sack. They aren't even spicy.
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