[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;17896341]I'd rather cut my head off.[/QUOTE]
How about ripping your mouth open instead?
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Saw films are so dumb
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;17896496]Saw films are so dumb[/QUOTE]
Pardon sir?
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Where's the enjoyment in seeing people get killed by gruesome traps?
Saw films are just an excuse to make lots and lots and lots of gore.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;17892657]Stab someone with an icicle, or stuff their throat with snow until they choke to death.
No murder weapons once it melts. Just dump the body somewhere and you're good to go.[/QUOTE]
Seems like too much trouble when you could just use a knife or a gun and then ditch the weapon.
Stab someone with an icicle? That's much easier said than done. You'd want to have a big one or else there would be a great chance of it just breaking. They're very fragile. If the victim was aware of your intentions then he wouldn't have too much problem breaking the icicle. So for this to work the victim would have to be unaware of your presence, preferably knocked out or sleeping. And then you'd have like one shot to take him out. A wooden stake would probably work much better. And that one you can just burn to ashes anyway.
Also, stuffing someones throat with snow? The victim would have to be paralyzed for this to work. He must not fight back at all. And then you might as well just choke him with your hands, or forcing his mouth and nostrils shut so he'd suffocate! The snow would also leave traces unless you removed it or put the body someplace warm. Investigators can tell if the victim choked to death. You think they would search for a "murder weapon" anyway, and then set you free when they couldn't find any? Where would you get the snow anyway? Would you do this outside?
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;17896512]Where's the enjoyment in seeing people get killed by gruesome traps?[/QUOTE]
people being killed by traps
Sneak some mentos in your coat while shopping. Then, walk out of the store UNNOTICED..!!!!!!!
That...my friends is the Perfect Crime :smug:
Get mentos and coke, add mentos to coke, insert into ass
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;17896520]Saw films are just an excuse to make lots and lots and lots of gore.[/QUOTE]
I agree, But the twist at the end of the first one compells me to see the next films, that is if they continue with said twists.
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[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;17896546]people being killed by traps[/QUOTE]
Usually they have to make decisions between themselves and others. The traps are just his way to motivate them against the real right decision.
Ontopic: Kill someone then Chemicaly dissolve the body and any murder weapons/clothes in a polyethylene plastic tub. Polyethylene won't be dissolved by Hydrocloric acid, the chemical to which will be the dissolvant. The only problem would be finding the acid in an amount that I can dissolve the body. Then there is always the option to chop up the body into small enough pieces to that I can dissolve each piece individually. Then I would hire the greatest makeup artist and impersonate the person I killed. The person I killed would be rich and I would obtain their house and money etc.
get someone else to do the murder
Then they squeal when they get caught eh? :rolleyes:
Become a man of high rank in general society, being known as a philanthropist by most, and an all around good person by all. Marry a loving and beautiful wife, keep your family content by living off of the money you earn by what ever job you chose, sooner or later you both will get the idea to reproduce. So commit to the mating process and in 9 months you have your first child. But what the heck, let's have another, so now in 9 more months you have two children, basically the same age. Teach them how to be good children over the next 15-17 years. Throughout their life enroll them in various martial archetype classes and a various roll of other classes that provide your children with a great intellect and a sense of intelligence.
When 17 years is up you and your wife should still be mentally and physically fit, while your children, will be at their prime.
Now, remember all that money you gave away in your younger years? the reason you are known as a philanthropist?
Well we're going to get it back.
Sooner or later one of your children shall take over your business, and based on the fact that you're rich, you can retire early and start planning, you and your wife create a plan. based loosely off the fact that your whole family will work together to con the shit out of every single organization you once gave money to, using a myriad of various inner workings of other criminal plans, from conning to just plain robbing the place, heck, you can even go digital with this and hack your way into their systems, it doesn't matter, your whole family is smart and they can get out of anything.
have fun.
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