Facepunch Medical Thread V1 (I don't need a doctor it's not that bad)
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[QUOTE=Laferio;33397169]It feels like I've been kicked in the left testicle.. Its not really so much as pain. But more as sore. Should I be worried? Its been on and off. It'll be on for 5 minutes.. Then go away, and then come back sometime around again later in the day.
[editline]23rd November 2011[/editline]
Its not so much as severe pain or anything.. Just sore. Nothing major.[/QUOTE]
You probably have blueballs! Try fapping
The next time I go to the doctor, I will ask him if he is a FP user.
If he says yes, I walking out the door to find a real doctor.
got dat GID
Anyone know some good informed consent clinics in georgia?
Small amount of blood in poop.
What do.
[editline]23rd November 2011[/editline]
been happening for a while now.
red blood - likely a haemorrhoid
black blood - possibly a little more serious
Isn't hemmorroid supposed to be painful?
Going to the after hours clinic about my testicular problem.
[QUOTE=Laferio;33397169]It feels like I've been kicked in the left testicle.. Its not really so much as pain. But more as sore. Should I be worried? Its been on and off. It'll be on for 5 minutes.. Then go away, and then come back sometime around again later in the day.
[editline]23rd November 2011[/editline]
Its not so much as severe pain or anything.. Just sore. Nothing major.[/QUOTE]
Does it hurt way more if you jump up and down?
If so, either a. you got a nut stuck up in there; jump up and down till it falls, or b. You sat/slept/whatever on it wrong, That has happened to me more than once. Only time cures, but give the boys plenty of space.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;33407652]Isn't hemmorroid supposed to be painful?[/QUOTE]
sometimes, but if it's small it's entirely possible you might not notice it.
If I run about for a while my ears end up aching terribly. It's not pressure because popping them doesn't help. I have tmj so it could be related. I also have what feels like a small round lump on the bottom of my left testicle, but not, as far as I can tell, on my right. Any ideas for either of my problems?
[QUOTE=Birdman101;33407719]Does it hurt way more if you jump up and down?
If so, either a. you got a nut stuck up in there; jump up and down till it falls, or b. You sat/slept/whatever on it wrong, That has happened to me more than once. Only time cures, but give the boys plenty of space.[/QUOTE]
Nope just sore and cold. Along with my left thigh region, near the pubic area. I'm going to assume it might be an infection.
[QUOTE=Laferio;33408769]Nope just sore and cold. Along with my left thigh region, near the pubic area. I'm going to assume it might be an infection.[/QUOTE]
Probably right in seeing a doc then.
I've been sleeping about 6 or 5 hours per day. Sometimes, especially when I'm doing something physical (walking for a while is enough), my senses kinda blur out and I get very aware of the top of my head, it's nauseating but it ends quickly. Also, my brain feels kinda like it's humming.
Is this just a product of under-sleeping?
Also, something that's been going on for far longer. Sometimes, I feel like my brain's snapping. Like a membrane is tearing. My senses blue out a bit, too, but this is much faster. I also had encounters with Exploding Head syndrome before.
I've had the hiccups for the past thirty minutes. What should I do?
So I'm back from the clinic. They told me that I might have an inflated tube or something.. But in overall diagnosis. I A)Slept on my balls funny, B)Inflated tube C)Pulled something.
All of which aren't exactly serious.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;33402978]Small amount of blood in poop.
What do.
[editline]23rd November 2011[/editline]
been happening for a while now.[/QUOTE]
how long, and has there been pain, and has it been diarrhea?
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;33411260]how long, and has there been pain, and has it been diarrhea?[/QUOTE]
at least 7 inches. nope. nope.
you should see a doctor if you've been having bloody poop for 2 weeks, but it doesn't sound that urgent
its probably either an infection or a hemorrhoid like autumn said
[QUOTE=Birdman101;33407652]Isn't hemmorroid supposed to be painful?[/QUOTE]
Everyone has hemorrhoids, it's when they are inflamed that they can be problematic
and yes
[editline]24th November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Laferio;33411240]So I'm back from the clinic. They told me that I might have an inflated tube or something.. But in overall diagnosis. I A)Slept on my balls funny, B)Inflated tube C)Pulled something.
All of which aren't exactly serious.[/QUOTE]
It's good you went though, if some problems aren't treated and you 'be a man' or whatever and don't go, you can end up sterile.
My eyes aren't becoming as humid as they usually do, I do spend a lot of the time on the computer though, maybe that's why?
[QUOTE=SamsUncle;33395024]Ingrown toenails seem really painful and common.
Glad I haven't had one yet.[/QUOTE]
I've had 2 operations on the same toe. They suck.
[QUOTE=Petrussen;33416822]I've had 2 operations on the same toe. They suck.[/QUOTE]
why on earth would you have an operation?
sharp object for lancing and some antinasties solution
[QUOTE=Mr. Epicness;33412070]My eyes aren't becoming as humid as they usually do, I do spend a lot of the time on the computer though, maybe that's why?[/QUOTE]
Drink more fluids, if it doesn't get better within a reasonable amount of time, see a doctor. Just a quick question, Do your joints hurt or are they slightly swollen?
[QUOTE=Lethaxx;33422565]Drink more fluids, if it doesn't get better within a reasonable amount of time, see a doctor. Just a quick question, Do your joints hurt or are they slightly swollen?[/QUOTE]
No, my joints don't hurt.
I also drink a lot of water.
I will try spending less time on the computer, so I can see if that's why. I will go to see a doctor anyway.
My knee's been having internal pain for the last week. I can walk fine, but when I walk on some sort of angled surface I almost collapse from the pain. It also seems to get worse throughout the day. I'll wake up, fine and dandy, and before I got to bed on the night it'll ache like fuck.
Any clue?
My right ankle is constantly clicking as I walk, whenever I put any weight on it, or move my foot....Everytime it clicks, there's a small jolt of pain aswell, and the rest of the time I feel no pain. Is this something to be worried about?
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;33454740]I'll put this simple: how should I go about asking my doctor about being transgender and how I can go further with hormones and a name change? "Hey doc I'mma girl" doesn't seem like it'll work.[/QUOTE]
Hello doctor, I was wondering about being transgender, how I can go further with hormones and a name change.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;33454688]My knee's been having internal pain for the last week. I can walk fine, but when I walk on some sort of angled surface I almost collapse from the pain. It also seems to get worse throughout the day. I'll wake up, fine and dandy, and before I got to bed on the night it'll ache like fuck.
Any clue?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteosarcoma[/url]
or you know, it could just be a pulled muscle.
There's one eye that goes derp while the other stays centered, what's this problem called?
lazy eye?
[editline]27th November 2011[/editline]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strabismus[/url]
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